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Date Signed Up:1/03/2011
Last Login:9/30/2014
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#70179 - At this rate, you'll get a platinum Mixtape in no time! 9 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
#70175 - Bring out your inner fresh beats and mix it with your inner po…  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #70177 - lulzfornigeriagirl (9 hours ago) [-]
I'm half way done my new OC song, called J-I-D-F (YMCA parody)
User avatar #70179 - akkere (9 hours ago) [-]
At this rate, you'll get a platinum Mixtape in no time!
User avatar #70176 - lulzfornigeriagirl (9 hours ago) [-]
Ok, I promise I'll try at least once
#70172 - This has been a hit from MC Lulz' new album, "Russian Inv…  [+] (6 new replies) 10 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #70173 - lulzfornigeriagirl (9 hours ago) [-]
I took it from a video because I found it so funny, should I start making my own OC songs?
User avatar #70175 - akkere (9 hours ago) [-]
Bring out your inner fresh beats and mix it with your inner political turmoils, MC Lulz.
User avatar #70177 - lulzfornigeriagirl (9 hours ago) [-]
I'm half way done my new OC song, called J-I-D-F (YMCA parody)
User avatar #70179 - akkere (9 hours ago) [-]
At this rate, you'll get a platinum Mixtape in no time!
User avatar #70176 - lulzfornigeriagirl (9 hours ago) [-]
Ok, I promise I'll try at least once
User avatar #70174 - lulzfornigeriagirl (9 hours ago) [-]
in this case poem since I won't sing
#60 - It matches pretty well when you consider the "Sins of the… 09/24/2014 on Hey, this isn't getting old... +1
#63 - "This cuff is too tight, damn tailor got my size wrong ag… 09/24/2014 on (untitled) +4
#505 - only as a friend 09/20/2014 on akkere's profile 0
#52 - GamerGate threads and other anti-SJW stuff are still having so… 09/19/2014 on InternetAristocrat's 100%... +4
#31 - And where did I suggest that the President is the one to blame… 09/14/2014 on Thanks Obama +1
#26 - Right, so he launches this big platform of how he's going to g…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Thanks Obama +1
#27 - mr skeltal (09/14/2014) [-]
It isn't about saying it was right, it's putting unnecessary ammounts of focus and blame on the president, when there's a much bigger picture to be talking about, and especially more responsibility on the "Do Nothing Congress"
User avatar #36 - commontroll (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, but he was completely capable of vetoing the NDAA. To say he had no say in that is horseshit.
User avatar #31 - akkere (09/14/2014) [-]
And where did I suggest that the President is the one to blame for all of the country's problems? I agree that there's a larger scale at hand - larger than a single man, larger than the Senate and Houses of Represenatives, and larger than any set of party lines, but to have such underappraisal of the role of the president is just as bad if not worse than to suggest he's behind all crimes and misfortunes against the nation.
#18 - Every website does that. We still bring up the gummy bears inc…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on activated almonds 0
#23 - mr skeltal (09/15/2014) [-]
Almost a year, not really that long.
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User avatar #504 - megpoidgumibear (09/19/2014) [-]
do u luv me
User avatar #505 to #504 - akkere (09/20/2014) [-]
only as a friend
User avatar #503 - feelythefeel (07/29/2014) [-]
Check the server forum.
#501 - dwarfman (07/11/2014) [-]
YOU! Go to this: funnyjunk.com/Effect+of+Feminism+123/funny-pictures/5214598/41#41

Then sit down and listen. I have an idea! An idea for content, series maybe if it's popular. We'll call it Dwarfman and Akkere's ******** . Maybe it'll chase off some of the peddlers of woo, false prophet politicians, /pol/ addicts, and fools likes as the Emperor of the Holy Roman Twats in the link!
User avatar #502 to #501 - akkere (07/12/2014) [-]
I feel as if the eve of anti-SJW has given cause for /pol/lacks to be more able to spread their influence across the web, being that they can not only oppose feminiazism, but feminism as a whole through a simple push a line of posting. This post in particular doesn't quite show that, but I've noticed in other areas of posting.

We can't exactly sway anyone with offensive measures, in any case. We should push for them to see the dangers of going too far into the offensive against plagues like SJW and feminazism, and have them approach moderation rather than fundamentalism.

Hello there, latest user anonymous(1)
User avatar #498 to #496 - akkere (06/25/2014) [-]
It's... Beautiful.
Thank you.
User avatar #499 to #498 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers
User avatar #495 to #494 - akkere (06/25/2014) [-]
based sound of winter
User avatar #497 to #495 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
The hero that Fj deserves
User avatar #452 - feelythefeel (06/14/2014) [-]
Regarding that game we played earlier, I'm curious as all hell what your situation is like. Mind sharing a screenshot? I'll give you mine.
User avatar #493 to #452 - akkere (06/21/2014) [-]
And so the story of the Jewish Empire was left unfinished, and the Jew Wars left with an open chapter.
User avatar #500 to #493 - feelythefeel (06/29/2014) [-]
Suddenly got busy for two weeks, sorry.
User avatar #453 to #452 - akkere (06/14/2014) [-]
Kinda ****** . I underestimated Jewlius Caesar's defenses and thought I could at least take the bordering town of Antium and hold fast before I get the next big military advancements. My biggest problem is I didn't realize he'd get Praetorians so soon, given his low score. So right now I've just pulled back my troops and wait till I need to bum rush the town, but the Praetorians are getting ballsy.

Town growth is pretty optimal. I think I'm going to turn around and keep expanding, as I've got plenty of space to establish into before I run into obstacles, and I need to start building more gold outputs.

I'll see if I can load the game up to the save and whack it out
User avatar #455 to #453 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #454 to #453 - feelythefeel (06/14/2014) [-]
You want to resume some time today?
User avatar #456 to #454 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Sure, in a little bit, are people gathered up already?
User avatar #457 to #456 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
No, I'm just planning ahead.
User avatar #458 to #457 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Alrighty, I make take a couple hours out to get some stuff done, but I'll defo be ready tonight for Jew Wars II: Attack of the Axemen
User avatar #459 to #458 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
By the way, do you know how Civ 4 colonies work?
User avatar #460 to #459 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I just figured you'd send Settlers by boat to some far off land, like the Americas, and start towns in areas filled with resources.
Though that'd be difficult to do seeing as by the time we reach the land the Incas, Aztecs, and other native Civs will have a nice hold on it, and probably with something more than just spearmen and archers.
User avatar #462 to #461 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Well **** , I've never tried this out before with BTS.
User avatar #463 to #462 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Any way you could test it out and tell me what happens?
User avatar #464 to #463 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I've got a half hour to burn right now, so I'll try it out real quick like now
User avatar #467 to #464 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
I just had an idea. What about the Elder Scrolls scenario?
User avatar #468 to #467 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I think there's an Elder Scrolls Mod, but I might be mistaken for Total War. Still, that WOULD be pretty neat, and I'd be mistaken if no one even came up with that to work on it at least. We'd have to do some sifting around, but I'm sure it's out there.
User avatar #469 to #468 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Let's Stream Civilization IV: Elder Scrolls Mod with Vans the Bunker I only brought it up because I've watched this.
User avatar #470 to #469 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Oh hey that's pretty sweet. Let's see if we can find the mod
User avatar #472 to #471 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Looks it, seems a little premature though
User avatar #474 to #472 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #475 to #474 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
V. 0.18 and it's been over a year, still looks pretty contentful though
User avatar #476 to #475 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
You want to try it? Or do you want to do more of the Earth scenario?
User avatar #473 to #472 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #466 to #464 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Turns out the other people can't come today. Want to start a separate game? Maybe go for Asia instead of Europe this time?
User avatar #477 to #466 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #478 to #477 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't know. Maybe we can get more people and have them help us decide?
User avatar #479 to #478 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #480 to #479 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Civ-Tastic 4?
User avatar #481 to #480 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
But what if we get five or only three people?
User avatar #482 to #481 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Don't ask questions. I'm the clever one. You're the potato one.
User avatar #483 to #482 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
wow okay
reported for verbal abuse
User avatar #465 to #464 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Okay. The main thing I'm wondering is whether you can customize the colony or not (As opposed to it randomly choosing a Civ). Another thing I'm wondering is how it defines continents, especially on an Earth map (Does a colony in Europe count as a Colony in Africa?).
User avatar #485 to #465 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Video made me cry for a whole hour, in case you're wondering why I vanished.
I ain't no war-like potato.
User avatar #486 to #485 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
You mean the civ video?
User avatar #487 to #486 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
No, the Doctor Who potato video.
User avatar #488 to #487 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
You watched that for an hour?
User avatar #489 to #488 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I saw the video for five minutes, and cried for an hour because it implied I was a war-like potato.
Tears errwhere.
User avatar #490 to #489 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]

It's too late to do any of that civ stuff now, by the way.
User avatar #491 to #490 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
All your fault for insulting my feelings
No wonder Hitler tried to kill the Jews
User avatar #492 to #491 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't pretend to understand what's happening right now.
#446 - dwarfman (06/08/2014) [-]
I know I've not been on much since last year but when did this turn into a haven for antisemitic conspiracies, antivaccination, and general Woo.......
I know I've not been on much since last year but when did this turn into a haven for antisemitic conspiracies, antivaccination, and general Woo.......
User avatar #448 to #446 - akkere (06/09/2014) [-]
I'd say about.... a few weeks ago. A couple months ago /politics/ started to just become /pol/ when stormfront browsers started to kick in with general /pol/ banter posts and "da zionists gon' get yu" shticks.
I guess eventually something echoed, or maybe Stormfront is trying to spread itself to "fight da ebil joos"
User avatar #449 to #448 - dwarfman (06/09/2014) [-]
I love a faction that demands the extermination of a race for their crimes based on little evidence, that's too chicken **** to leave their homes, or even hold rallies with snazzy uniforms. Sad state of affairs when even the fascists are slothful.
User avatar #450 to #449 - akkere (06/10/2014) [-]
The thing I never understood was how these people would claim to be apart of the main focus that powers humanity, and yet instead of spending their time actually furthering their education and working their hardest, they waste away **** posting on websites about minorities.
User avatar #451 to #450 - dwarfman (06/10/2014) [-]
Everyone needs a hobby I guess.
#444 - DemonMatt (06/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#445 to #444 - akkere (06/07/2014) [-]
Latest Users: Akkere, DemonMatt, anonymous(1)
#447 to #445 - DemonMatt (06/08/2014) [-]
Anon needs love too.
#442 - DemonMatt (06/03/2014) [-]
Top kek.
User avatar #443 to #442 - akkere (06/05/2014) [-]
le banishment meme face
#438 - DemonMatt (05/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #440 to #439 - akkere (05/17/2014) [-]
Whelp. Figured she'd be back eventually.
User avatar #433 - jingleforth (05/15/2014) [-]
do you play tf2?
User avatar #434 to #433 - akkere (05/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #435 to #434 - jingleforth (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm new to it.

And I want an unusual hat

how do i get one?
User avatar #436 to #435 - akkere (05/15/2014) [-]
1. get crate
2. use reel money to buy keys
3. unlock crate
4. hope for an unusual hat
5. cry when you only get a dozen bonk drinks
#437 to #436 - jingleforth (05/15/2014) [-]
1. My steam account is F2P, can't trade anything
2. No money
3. No way to get non-F2P account or keys

**** , I'll just quit playing.

Thanks anyways
User avatar #428 - jingleforth (02/16/2014) [-]
Random political question (No, it's not a homework question.)

But do you think a utopia is possible?
User avatar #429 to #428 - akkere (02/16/2014) [-]
Possible? Sure. Probable? Nope.
User avatar #430 to #429 - jingleforth (02/16/2014) [-]
How would it be possible?
User avatar #431 to #430 - akkere (02/16/2014) [-]
Different political ideologies claim different methods to acquiring their idea of a "utopia". Being that the general definition of a utopia is a land where everyone's satisfaction can be met, the only way I'd see it be achieved and maintained, is through creating something like "The Matrix", where people are placed into a virtual reality to live the happiest lives they possibly can, and keeping their real selves fed and sustained.
User avatar #418 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Can I ask you to rate a drawing of mine?
User avatar #419 to #418 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Does it have any form of genitalia involved?
User avatar #421 to #420 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Alrighty. Sure.
#422 to #421 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Please keep in mind I've never drawn before, haven't used a pencil in years, etc.

Yes, I know I ****** up the fingers. ;_;
User avatar #423 to #422 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Seems pretty solid in my opinion. Thumb's a little longer than it needs to be, but that could be adjusted with time. You just need to add additional detail to the fingers.
User avatar #424 to #423 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Is it alright for me being a beginner?
User avatar #425 to #424 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Seems to be pretty fine, as long as you intend to keep moving along the path of improvement.
Can you draw any other parts of a human being (other than like, genitals).
User avatar #426 to #425 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. I tried drawing a head.

Got a decent structure, could use some work on features. I really just want to be able to draw body structure. I've been looking for guides, but never bothered to actually try drawing it..

I had a pic of a head I was drawing, but I can't find it.

Can you draw?
User avatar #427 to #426 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Nup. But I worked with a relatively professional animator for a long time, dating as far back as when he was an amateur that aspired to be the best he could possibly be.
User avatar #402 to #401 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
you can't cook
without salt
jesse pls
#403 to #402 - DemonMatt (01/30/2014) [-]
Nice of ya to finally answer.
User avatar #404 to #403 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
I wanted to leave you in SUSPENSE
User avatar #407 to #406 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
Does the suspense kill you?
User avatar #411 to #410 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
Spraying cologne on your balls isn't the best idea.
User avatar #413 to #412 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
Do you have any... steam games we could play on MULTIPLAYAR?
Or, like, Minecraft or something.
User avatar #414 to #413 - DemonMatt (01/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #415 to #414 - akkere (01/31/2014) [-]
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#391 - DemonMatt (01/16/2014) [-]
Luigi Squeegee.
User avatar #392 to #391 - akkere (01/16/2014) [-]
Luigi Squeegee in Mount Fiji
User avatar #394 to #393 - akkere (01/16/2014) [-]
How ya doin', man?
User avatar #395 to #394 - DemonMatt (01/16/2014) [-]
Good, you?
User avatar #396 to #395 - akkere (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm doin, peachy
User avatar #390 - jingleforth (01/05/2014) [-]
Why'd you leave me hanging, bro?
User avatar #417 to #390 - akkere (02/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #387 - jingleforth (12/31/2013) [-]
I've got a couple pics of some different shoes.

If I showed you them, could you rate each one? it's only a couple. About 4.
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