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#62072 - Hm, I never actually got to see this video actually, but that …  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #62073 - eiaisqzbsesb (19 hours ago) [-]
You know the feeling of superiority when you know that someone you're talking to didn't do any kind of research and is totaly wrong about it so you have both the intelectual and moral high ground? Well, either the Femnazis watch the entire video, or I'll get that feeling. Either way, I'll come out on top.
#62070 - Most femnazis prefer to maintain Tumblr blogs as venues of con…  [+] (7 new replies) 19 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #62071 - eiaisqzbsesb (19 hours ago) [-]
Why Rape Is Sincerely Hilarious So I can show them the "Why rape is sincerely hillarious" video that left the frontpage a few minutes/hours ago. You know, this one.
User avatar #62082 - feelythefeel (14 hours ago) [-]
Point me towards the worst feminist subreddit, I feel like getting some bitches flustered and that video seems like a mighty appetizing way to do it.
User avatar #62106 - eiaisqzbsesb (11 hours ago) [-]
Just promise you'll send me a link once the comments start pouring in.
User avatar #62107 - feelythefeel (11 hours ago) [-]
k
User avatar #62072 - akkere (19 hours ago) [-]
Hm, I never actually got to see this video actually, but that was pretty powerful.
Unfortunately, I doubt most of the feminazis you'd find anywhere would have the attention span to witness the video in its entirety (which is kind of necessary to understand the full point), and would only comment away after seeing the title.
T'is a shame too, that was pretty intriguing. Thank you for showing me this.
User avatar #62073 - eiaisqzbsesb (19 hours ago) [-]
You know the feeling of superiority when you know that someone you're talking to didn't do any kind of research and is totaly wrong about it so you have both the intelectual and moral high ground? Well, either the Femnazis watch the entire video, or I'll get that feeling. Either way, I'll come out on top.
#62068 - Assuming this was truth, why does the writer of the article ch…  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
#62115 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
next shill account spotted
#61953 - Didn't it turn out the elderly woman (Terri LaManno) was actua… 04/15/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#61951 - Why the dislikes? I mean, I get iMovie effects and Microsoft S…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #61952 - garymotherfingoak (04/15/2014) [-]
based on the comments, only stupid people are watching it, or Chilean parents that think dislike means to dislike the event occurring.
#155 - Hutt family member confirmed for Episode VII. 04/14/2014 on Another Reason To Avoid Ohio 0
#104 - Putin outright uses shady tactics in his politics to control t… 04/14/2014 on The two sides of Putin +2
#113 - Also the woman who plays Beth is 28, while Beth's character is… 04/13/2014 on TWD Facts 0
#61777 - oy vey goyim 04/12/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#61725 - So what does /politics/ think of Chris Christie, and the suppo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#61742 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
you've been milking this "muh sandy"shit for to long.

the mass majority of people affected have gotten over it, at this point youre just using it as a political attack.

nobody wants to hear "wahh, im a victim" everyday.

you sound like a jew.
User avatar #61777 - akkere (04/12/2014) [-]
oy vey goyim
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User avatar #428 - jingleforth (02/16/2014) [-]
Random political question (No, it's not a homework question.)

But do you think a utopia is possible?
User avatar #429 to #428 - akkere ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
Possible? Sure. Probable? Nope.
User avatar #430 to #429 - jingleforth (02/16/2014) [-]
How would it be possible?
User avatar #431 to #430 - akkere ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
Different political ideologies claim different methods to acquiring their idea of a "utopia". Being that the general definition of a utopia is a land where everyone's satisfaction can be met, the only way I'd see it be achieved and maintained, is through creating something like "The Matrix", where people are placed into a virtual reality to live the happiest lives they possibly can, and keeping their real selves fed and sustained.
User avatar #418 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Can I ask you to rate a drawing of mine?
User avatar #419 to #418 - akkere ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
Does it have any form of genitalia involved?
User avatar #421 to #420 - akkere ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
Alrighty. Sure.
#422 to #421 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Please keep in mind I've never drawn before, haven't used a pencil in years, etc.

Yes, I know I ****** up the fingers. ;_;
User avatar #423 to #422 - akkere ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
Seems pretty solid in my opinion. Thumb's a little longer than it needs to be, but that could be adjusted with time. You just need to add additional detail to the fingers.
User avatar #424 to #423 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Is it alright for me being a beginner?
User avatar #425 to #424 - akkere ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
Seems to be pretty fine, as long as you intend to keep moving along the path of improvement.
Can you draw any other parts of a human being (other than like, ******** ).
User avatar #426 to #425 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. I tried drawing a head.

Got a decent structure, could use some work on features. I really just want to be able to draw body structure. I've been looking for guides, but never bothered to actually try drawing it..

I had a pic of a head I was drawing, but I can't find it.

Can you draw?
User avatar #427 to #426 - akkere ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
Nup. But I worked with a relatively professional animator for a long time, dating as far back as when he was an amateur that aspired to be the best he could possibly be.
User avatar #402 to #401 - akkere ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
jesse
you can't cook
without salt
jesse pls
#403 to #402 - DemonMatt (01/30/2014) [-]
Nice of ya to finally answer.
User avatar #404 to #403 - akkere ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
I wanted to leave you in SUSPENSE
User avatar #407 to #406 - akkere ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Does the suspense kill you?
#409 to #408 - akkere ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
O-Oh.
User avatar #411 to #410 - akkere ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Spraying cologne on your balls isn't the best idea.
User avatar #413 to #412 - akkere ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Do you have any... steam games we could play on MULTIPLAYAR?
Or, like, Minecraft or something.
User avatar #414 to #413 - DemonMatt (01/31/2014) [-]
Xbox?
User avatar #415 to #414 - akkere ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
PS3
#391 - DemonMatt (01/16/2014) [-]
Luigi Squeegee.
User avatar #392 to #391 - akkere ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Luigi Squeegee in Mount Fiji
User avatar #394 to #393 - akkere ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
How ya doin', man?
User avatar #395 to #394 - DemonMatt (01/16/2014) [-]
Good, you?
User avatar #396 to #395 - akkere ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm doin, peachy
User avatar #390 - jingleforth (01/05/2014) [-]
Why'd you leave me hanging, bro?
User avatar #417 to #390 - akkere ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #387 - jingleforth (12/31/2013) [-]
I've got a couple pics of some different shoes.

If I showed you them, could you rate each one? it's only a couple. About 4.
User avatar #376 - jingleforth (12/30/2013) [-]
Did I tell you about my inheritance?
User avatar #377 to #376 - akkere ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
No, are you the secret long lost child of a Saudi Arabian Prince?
User avatar #378 to #377 - jingleforth (12/30/2013) [-]
Nope.

My great grandmother is leaving me 178 houses.

I'll gib u money in future since you're a cool guy.
User avatar #379 to #378 - akkere ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
That's a lot of houses.
That's enough houses to tear apart and build one super house. Maybe even two.
#380 to #379 - jingleforth (12/30/2013) [-]
The super house thing actually isn't a bad idea.

Too bad I'll have to spend most the profit (854,400-7,920,288$) will primarily be spent on insurance and paying people to handle the houses for me.

All though, I will save a lot of money, buy a giant mansion in some private land, you come and live with me if you want.
User avatar #381 to #380 - akkere ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Mansions are so 1980s

Everyone lives in tree houses now.
User avatar #382 to #381 - jingleforth (12/30/2013) [-]
What about a mansion...carved INTO a GIANT TREE?!
User avatar #383 to #382 - akkere ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
You could actually do that if you wanted to.
Get one of those big-ass Red Oak trees or whatever the hell they're called, and they might support it.
User avatar #384 to #383 - jingleforth (12/30/2013) [-]
I will.

Let's hope the profit is $7,920,288/yearly. But close to a mill a year mite not be bad.

How much is insurance to cover 178 houses?
User avatar #385 to #384 - akkere ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Enough to buy two trays of lasagna.
User avatar #386 to #385 - jingleforth (12/30/2013) [-]
OK, good.
#361 - jingleforth (12/29/2013) [-]
Not owning Reeses Forbes Wheat Dune shoes.

Dude, it's almost 2014. Get with the times.
User avatar #362 to #361 - akkere ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
>not owning Crocs of every color of the rainbow

Welcome to Plebville. Population: You.
User avatar #363 to #362 - jingleforth (12/29/2013) [-]
I never said I didn't..
User avatar #364 to #363 - akkere ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Welcome to ************ . Population: You.
User avatar #365 to #364 - jingleforth (12/29/2013) [-]
I'd figure you'd say Population: Me and you.

And you and me

No matter how they tossed the dice

It had to be

The only one for me is you

And you for me

So happy together
User avatar #366 to #365 - akkere ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Jingleforth, are you high?
User avatar #367 to #366 - jingleforth (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm outside the omniversal realm. The omniversal realm encompasses all of reality and all of fiction and every possible reality and fiction. Universes -> Multiverse -> Megaverse/Metaverse -> Omniverse. A universe could be seen as...say...a circle. All though many theories say the universe could be donut shaped or something else. A finite multiverse may encompass anywhere from 2 to a nigh-infinite amount of universes. An infinite multiverse houses an infinite amount of universe. To describe an infinite multiverse would be to take a point and then add an infinite amounts of arrows (possibilities) off that point, and an infinite amount of arrows on those arrows, and so and and so forth. A megaverse would be an infinite amount of these infinite amounts of multiverses. An omniverse would encompass EVERYTHING. Even reality.

So, maybe.

hbu
User avatar #368 to #367 - akkere ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm peachy.
Do you have Steam?
User avatar #370 to #369 - akkere ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
gib
User avatar #371 to #370 - jingleforth (12/29/2013) [-]
maikel12312
User avatar #374 to #373 - akkere ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
added
User avatar #375 to #374 - jingleforth (12/29/2013) [-]
I think you added me. But you're not replying
User avatar #359 - theflamingfire (12/07/2013) [-]
How the **** did you find my porn?!
User avatar #360 to #359 - akkere ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
I googled "theflamingfire's porn" and found it there.
#357 - jingleforth (12/04/2013) [-]
tfw only made 600$ on sugar stocks since November..

Life...

Ain't ******* worth living no more..

Pls cheer me up
User avatar #358 to #357 - akkere ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Better to make $600 dollas, than lose $6000

Ima write you a song
And it's going to be the best song in the world
User avatar #355 - jingleforth (12/01/2013) [-]
Hello, new friend.

How'd you find me?
User avatar #356 to #355 - akkere ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
I looked out to the stars, and they spoke of a name.

And it was yours.
It even had the little afro guy profile gif you had there and everything. Scared the crap out of my neighbors.
User avatar #344 - dwarfman (11/10/2013) [-]
I repeat: Need your help!
User avatar #353 to #344 - akkere ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
How goes the fight?
User avatar #354 to #353 - dwarfman (11/13/2013) [-]
Meh, haven't been trying as much as I should
User avatar #345 to #344 - akkere ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
With what? Another Ron Paul thread?
User avatar #346 to #345 - dwarfman (11/10/2013) [-]
How did you guess? I was thinking content, but what I really need is good sources. Want to put this to bed, maybe have some fun in the **** storm that follows, and bring the Anti-Pauls out of the woodwork to drive back the Paulbots.
User avatar #347 to #346 - akkere ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
You don't need any. All you have to do is have them give you one thing that Ron Paul has done actions-wise - not policies - that differs from other politicians. Actions speak louder than words, after all.

However, I do recall that Ron Paul used to have a very sketchy mailing list - one that he signed himself with each letter. One of the letters prophesized how there was going to be a massive race-class war, another detailing how one might be able to " ****** and get away with" killing a black kid (actually specified) who might be stealing one's automobile.
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Really, the media doesn't have to work very hard to put the nail in this geezard's coffin.
User avatar #342 - dwarfman (11/08/2013) [-]
I need your help!
User avatar #324 - dwarfman (11/05/2013) [-]
It's also kinda hard to have a revolution when your army is composed of 15 year old fedora toting asperger's cases.

This sums up my views rather well.
User avatar #325 to #324 - akkere ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
I don't think they could revolutionize their way out of a My Little Pony McDonalds Happy Meal.
User avatar #328 to #325 - dwarfman (11/07/2013) [-]
I only mention this because that comment summed up my opinions on the matter.
User avatar #329 to #328 - akkere ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Where was that comment was exactly?
User avatar #330 to #329 - dwarfman (11/07/2013) [-]
Some content about 3 days ago? I should've favored it.
User avatar #331 to #330 - akkere ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Well the content is pretty correct as far as I'm concerned in regards to the people that throw around the words of "revolution" these days. The only real "revolution" I'd like to see personally is one that breaks away from the two parties we have now, but any discussion on that matter just degrades into a "I agree, Ron Paul should be the new party".
User avatar #332 to #331 - dwarfman (11/07/2013) [-]
Eeyup. That's the problem, no one understands politics really. Did you read The Prince?
User avatar #333 to #332 - akkere ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Yessir, Machiavelli was a pretty cool dude.
And completely terrifying.
User avatar #334 to #333 - dwarfman (11/07/2013) [-]
One of his lessons stuck with me: Play the game, pretend you're their friends, and you'll help them, but when the time comes leverage your popularity, betray them if necessary, and do the right thing. We NEED President like that.
User avatar #335 to #334 - akkere ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
I don't think we'll ever have a President with such a healthy balance of cunning, charisma, and intellect for a long while. Not with these parties, at least.
The closest we've got is what's been coming out with this whole NSA thing and how we've apparently been spying on foreign leaders for a while. Of course, the other leaders pretend they were never trying to do the same thing, but I think we both know the truth on that regard.
Truth be told, I wonder how dangerous Machiavelli would've turned out to be if he had lived in this time.
User avatar #336 to #335 - dwarfman (11/07/2013) [-]
Snowden deserves a firing squad. If he had just blown the whistle on the domestic operations (The actual violations of our civil rights) I'd call him a hero! He would've had enough public support to stay in the US or at least a NATO nation. Instead he blows our spyrings abroad. As for presidency: We've had great men step up in darker times than today man. I know nothing we're experiencing is as bad as what our ancestors went through in any regard, but that doesn't mean we can ignore the challenges of today ya know?
User avatar #337 to #336 - akkere ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
I don't know if I'd give him a firing squad, well, not before I'd give the firing squad to a lot of other people, but it's definitely a certainty that he's put us in quite the predicament. My biggest worry isn't the stuff that the media is churning out with Snowden's delayed timing, however, as much as it is to what is he giving to Putin and his little group to maintain asylum. Now there's a guy who could fill Machiavelli's shoes, only he's also got a sense of arrogance that goes with it. Hell, the guy even has some of the people on this site fooled to be this great guy who totally runs Russia while being a badass at everything and totally deserves all the support in the world. That's not exactly an achievement all things considered, but still.
The thing with the great men is that they had the opportunity to carve themselves up in the world to step up. I'm not sure if we'd be able to have that sort of thing now, but I'm not exactly without hope. The parties are actually starting to have a bit of friction within each other, I'm noticing. The Republicans are cutting themselves up from the inside after how disastrous the Government shutdown has turned out to be for their approval rating, and the Democrats are getting their fair share of negative looks for some of the bad things that have been revolving around the ACA. If certain things are set in motion properly, we could very well be witnessing a turning point that could change up the political system. We might see some people step out from the dark to take their own place in the nation, hopefully.
User avatar #338 to #337 - dwarfman (11/07/2013) [-]
My prediction is this: 2014 will be terrible for the reds, but it will at least kill tea party (For the betterment of us all). The dems will get their majority back, what Barrack does with it will be seen in time, but forgive me if I don't hold my breath. We needed an FDR, we got a liberal Hoover.
User avatar #339 to #338 - akkere ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
If the Dems play it cunningly enough, they'll let the Tea Party win whatever chances for seats the Red have as a whole, and cut the sensible ones out, leaving the rest of the party in shambles as the more psychotic take the majority of the speaking stands. This will of course kill the Tea Party as the rest of the nation finally grows tired of them, and also kills the Republicans with it as they won't be taken seriously, giving the Dems full advantage of the playing field for a while. I doubt they'll play it like that, however, they seem to be aimed at just simply conquering both of the houses completely, with little discrimination towards who would take what scraps the Reps can manage.

Whatever happens from here on in will then decide what happens in the Presidential election. However, I have a feeling the nominee candidates the Dems are crossing their fingers for is still Biden and Clinton, which aren't exactly the ideal leaders we'd truly need. I don't think the Democrats are really setting up much for having multiple possible candidates spark from the wood work, whereas the Republicans have a dozen people leaning for the POTUS crown, and they're all killing each other for it right now.
User avatar #340 to #339 - dwarfman (11/07/2013) [-]
If I see the death of social conservatism in my time, I'll die happy. On the same token an ultra liberal government scares me.
User avatar #341 to #340 - akkere ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Hear, hear.
I feel as if Hillary would be the one to most likely deliver an ultra liberal gov. I'm not so sure about Biden, but then again I'm not sure if Biden really takes anything seriously. I'm wondering if in the haze of all of this will someone else pop out from the wood work and seize the crown of the stripes and stars, kind of like how Barack Obama was at one point just someone in the background, and then he just boomed into a two-term president.
All in time, I suppose.
#327 to #325 - dwarfman (11/07/2013) [-]
I made the mistake of ending up on the "Impeach Obama, he's bringing martial law to the USA in 2014" side of youtube. I had to leave before I lost brain cells.
User avatar #322 - schnizel (11/02/2013) [-]
1V1 me ****** , ill wreck yo **** i swr on mi mum
User avatar #319 - dwarfman (10/27/2013) [-]
It seems the conspiracy nuts are coming back. Something should be done about this.
User avatar #320 to #319 - akkere ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
It's a peculiar trend, especially how it's popping back up in heavy volume now. Social network news must be a thing again.
If anything was done about it beyond the normal means of discussion, it'd only serve to fuel their posting spree. Maybe if we're lucky, a counter-posting spree on the nuts might occur and that'll level everything back in balance.
Spam everywhere.
User avatar #321 to #320 - dwarfman (10/27/2013) [-]
I just hope it doesn't get out of hand again. Them fading away (Along with all those ridiculous Atheism posts) made the site pliable again. Come here to avoid zealots and political nonsense not get buried in it.
User avatar #323 to #321 - schnizel (11/02/2013) [-]
You are welcome.
How's life bro?
User avatar #310 - jingleforth (09/30/2013) [-]
You like Dark Souls?
User avatar #311 to #310 - akkere ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #313 to #311 - jingleforth (10/06/2013) [-]
I did some calculations that show the MC has a movement/reaction speed that is supersonic+

any logical feats to that?
User avatar #314 to #313 - akkere ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Supersonic+ as in, above supersonic?
Or Supersonic+ as in Supersonic is free but if you pay 14.99 a year you can have access to special features in the Supersonic package?

Cause if it's the latter, well, we've got evidence of some foul play here, usin' pay2win and all that.
User avatar #315 to #314 - jingleforth (10/06/2013) [-]
above supersonic
User avatar #316 to #315 - akkere ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Did you factor out any chaos emurulds?
User avatar #317 to #316 - jingleforth (10/06/2013) [-]
I got the calc from some big dude who shoots supersonic+ arrows.
User avatar #318 to #317 - akkere ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
That's pretty terrifying.
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