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#84 - 6 Million. Not 6. 6 Million. That's 6 - with a mil… 17 hours ago on So done +1
#65 - I actually think they're both annoying. 05/23/2013 on Release the Kraken! 0
#59244 - "No one's giving her a chance to turn things around"…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #59264 - thirteenthdoctor (05/22/2013) [-]
You do have a point.
#30074 - I agree, and I can see this incident pulling in more than just… 05/22/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#30062 - What exactly are circumstances of their victory? Most… 05/22/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#30059 - It would seem that one controversy with the Oklahoma Disaster …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #30064 - oxan (05/22/2013) [-]
If these senators request federal support - which, if they have a conscience, they should - then they should certainly be removed from office. It's unacceptable to do any less.

Reminds me how the same politicians that criticised Obama for wasteful spending allowed some company to keep manufacturing tanks for the army, despite the Pentagon saying they didn't want anymore.
#30074 - akkere (05/22/2013) [-]
I agree, and I can see this incident pulling in more than just the senators of Oklahoma under the net as well.
This is certainly going to be something that could very well be heavily referenced in the 2014 Senate and Congressional races.

In any case, it would seem that Coburn has desired for there to be aid, but maintains a stance that it should be offset by spending cuts.
www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/21/oklahoma-sen-coburn-tornado-relief-funds-must-be-offset-with-spending-cuts/

His own people are suffering, and he's trying to pretend he's the one still in control of all this.
#73652 - Aspirin, Acetimophin, or Ibuprofune are good painkillers for c… 05/21/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#56 - ... /v/? You sure you don't mean /r9k/? They're usual… 05/21/2013 on Colbert 0
#73523 - Tell him that he is not being the best person Mr. Rogers knew … 05/21/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#186 - Wouldn't matter to Brock of course; he'd still want to stick h… 05/21/2013 on Nurse Joy +2
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User avatar #189 - DemonMatt (05/13/2013) [-]
Gettin' real tired of your shit, Microsoft...
They gave me a 24 hour ban and removed my bio, name, location, motto, because I quoted gay Tony's last words in my bio. But the kicker is that people have written much much worse. Furries talking about their "cock and tailhole," real life gang promotion...
User avatar #190 to #189 - akkere (05/13/2013) [-]
Hwat. Da fuq Microsoft?
I didn't even know companies do that shit.
User avatar #195 to #190 - DemonMatt (05/14/2013) [-]
You'd think for $60 a year, plus Microsoft Points, I could get a little leniency with my bio and stuff, but noo...
User avatar #196 to #195 - akkere (05/15/2013) [-]
Fokken MS.
What exactly were gay Tony's last words?
User avatar #197 to #196 - DemonMatt (05/15/2013) [-]
"We did more than survive, amigo. We prospered. We took on this town and we won. We took on this place and we gave it the finger. Fuck you all! I don't care what people say; Tony Prince and Luis Lopez could not be stopped!" --Tony "gay Tony" Prince
That's exactly how it was written.
User avatar #198 to #197 - akkere (05/15/2013) [-]
What the fuck, only a single curse word, and it's a reference to a video game which would've meant further business for Xbox.
Da hell Microdick?
User avatar #199 to #198 - DemonMatt (05/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, and it's not like I play E rated games online and have a quote like that.
My games, ALL my games, are T at best. Every teen swears. Hell, a lot of them are doing worse than that.
User avatar #178 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
Hey man, you still trade items ?
#170 - DemonMatt (05/07/2013) [-]
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Tits **
#172 to #171 - DemonMatt (05/07/2013) [-]
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #4326991 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
Did someone say Doctor Who?
#173 to #172 - akkere (05/07/2013) [-]
**akkere rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at getting caught yankin it? gotta get this **

Did someone say

Drake & John
#174 to #173 - DemonMatt (05/07/2013) [-]
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #3583593 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **   
Drew and Jacob?
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #3583593 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
Drew and Jacob?
#175 to #174 - akkere (05/07/2013) [-]
**akkere rolled a random image posted in comment #133 at Bridge Suicide **
Dave and Joseph
#176 to #175 - DemonMatt (05/08/2013) [-]
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #376921 at Pokemon **
Anime get!
#177 to #176 - akkere (05/08/2013) [-]
**akkere rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Just /b/ **
QUADRUPLES!
#179 to #177 - DemonMatt (05/08/2013) [-]
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Silly old bear... **
Nudes!
#181 to #180 - DemonMatt (05/09/2013) [-]
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at the perfect loop. **   
-wins Oscar internally-
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at the perfect loop. **
-wins Oscar internally-
#182 to #181 - akkere (05/09/2013) [-]
**akkere rolled a random image posted in comment #4116806 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
Dat over-shoulder bag
#183 to #182 - DemonMatt (05/10/2013) [-]
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at It Happens **   
Dat pony shit.
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at It Happens **
Dat pony shit.
#184 to #183 - akkere (05/10/2013) [-]
**akkere rolled a random image posted in comment #75958 at Social Board **
Dat closet gay
#185 to #184 - DemonMatt (05/10/2013) [-]
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #4167865 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
Dat Phelpsmobile.
#186 to #185 - akkere (05/10/2013) [-]
**akkere rolled a random image posted in comment #48174 at Shin Anime Social Board **
Dat - Oh god what the fuck
User avatar #187 to #186 - DemonMatt (05/11/2013) [-]
Dat nightmare.
#188 to #187 - DemonMatt (05/11/2013) [-]
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #3683289 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
Forgot to roll. Also, dat anime. XD
#162 - DemonMatt (04/23/2013) [-]
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at McButthurt Comp #1 **
#163 to #162 - DemonMatt (04/23/2013) [-]
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #117 at "Do you want fries with that?" **
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #117 at "Do you want fries with that?" **
#165 to #164 - DemonMatt (04/26/2013) [-]
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #154 at Australia **
I'm so bored.
#167 to #166 - DemonMatt (04/26/2013) [-]
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Shuckle Shuckle **
#168 to #167 - DemonMatt (04/26/2013) [-]
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #27162 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online **
Do you get like, a million notifications for this?
#169 to #168 - DemonMatt (04/26/2013) [-]
**DemonMatt rolled a random image posted in comment #1812542 at Friendly **
If anime, I'll stop right here.
User avatar #159 - sekeido (03/01/2013) [-]
Yo. I wanna fight about this, but not publicly. We're should be friends when it's over.

Anyway, I think that publicly announcing that society is stupid might just get the message across. I plan on telling a speech almost immediately after painting it, but I wouldn't want to reveal that it was me. That is when rebellion begins...
User avatar #160 to #159 - akkere (03/01/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, sure.
While you're at it, post about how cancerous humanity is to the environment on a Macbook Pro, that will really just burn the message into people's minds.
User avatar #161 to #160 - sekeido (03/01/2013) [-]
That's not why I post about it online. I post about it online because I like talking to people about it.
User avatar #155 - DemonMatt (07/06/2012) [-]
You know that copypaste story about the girl who's boyfriend gives up his heart so she can live?
Doesn't an organ donor have to be declared legally dead anyways?
User avatar #156 to #168 - akkere (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm not sure, but I suppose so.
I don't think they allow you to be an organ donor in general unless you're over 18, though. Or dead.
So unless the boy happened to walk into the hospital with a gun screaming "DONATE MY HEART TO MY GF" and shot himself, or somehow convinced his parents that he had to be one to donate his heart, and not let them pull some random heart out of the freezer that they gave consent, the copypasta was total bull anyway.
User avatar #157 to #169 - DemonMatt (07/06/2012) [-]
I think the body reaches maturity earlier, and I don't think they'd stop you from donating parts postmortem. But you have to be legally dead, and assisted suicide is illegal.
User avatar #148 - DemonMatt (06/18/2012) [-]
Daddy, what's a PewDiePie?
User avatar #149 to #161 - akkere (06/18/2012) [-]
Some guy who people think is funny because he throws shit fits while playing Amnesia and SCP.

#150 to #162 - DemonMatt (06/18/2012) [-]
Why do people like PewDiePie and Tobuscus?
User avatar #151 to #163 - akkere (06/18/2012) [-]
Because people apparently find PewDiePie's cries of fear and constant cursing to be funny.

As for Tobuscus, they're apparently mesmerized by his ability to stand in front of a white screen, bright light focused on him, and listen to him talk about video games with mediocore comments.

I can see why they'd like them, at least, like Tobuscus.
I don't see why everyone goes ape shit over them.
User avatar #152 to #164 - DemonMatt (06/18/2012) [-]
Spike & Barley and Psychedelic Eyeball are the only ones I like.
And Retsupurae, cause they bash bad Let's Players.
User avatar #158 to #152 - cristianpopescu (01/24/2013) [-]
Yamimash, TheOfficialEdge, MrRhexx?
User avatar #153 to #165 - akkere (06/18/2012) [-]
Only one I care for is an obscure supergreatfriend, because he does every LP like a professional
#145 - DemonMatt (06/17/2012) [-]
Google "Krogan with a book" as a dear diary joke.
Find gay Krogan rule 34.
#146 to #158 - akkere (06/17/2012) [-]
FIND HOT GAY KROGAN SINGLES IN YOUR AREA
FIND HOT GAY KROGAN SINGLES IN YOUR AREA
User avatar #144 - akkere (06/12/2012) [-]
Hm? Did someone leave a comment here?
#140 - DemonMatt (06/07/2012) [-]
I used to be laughing like you.   
Then I took a fucking-boobs to the knee.   
Got Minecraft for the Xbox 360?
I used to be laughing like you.
Then I took a fucking-boobs to the knee.
Got Minecraft for the Xbox 360?
User avatar #141 to #152 - akkere (06/09/2012) [-]
I used to browse FJ happily like you
Until it took a cancer in the knee

Nope, but I've got Minecraft on the Pee Cee
Those wouldn't happy to be transferrable, would they?
User avatar #142 to #153 - DemonMatt (06/09/2012) [-]
Ohmygawd, tits that are covered even though there's a NSFW section. *fapfapfap*

Nah, but it would be kinda cool if they could play together. Or not, if the cancer gets on and they're like "hurr durr, master gaming race, hurr durr."
#137 - DemonMatt (05/27/2012) [-]
Hey man, look at my OC.
#127 - DemonMatt (05/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm just about done with Funnyjunk.
Yeah, I'm just about done with Funnyjunk.
#128 to #138 - akkere (05/27/2012) [-]
People always said FJ had become a cancer, and it was doomed to fail.
I would always argue they were wrong, that FJ had hope.
And then, suddenly, something eclipsed the sun. Religious Shit Storms, People justifying reposts, Shit storm after shit storm after shit storm. And the head of it all?
Someone who isn't going to make the jump to extinguish reposts for good. To create a channel blocker that will annhilate shit storms. Someone who sees a solution, and asks "But but but what about my advertisement income?"

I was half joking when I said "SHIT STORM'S A BREWING, WE GOTTA HEAD WEST, TO 4CHAN!"
Evidently, I wasn't half wrong.
#129 to #139 - DemonMatt (05/27/2012) [-]
FJ's over the hill now. It used to be amazing. You can see it, too. bobJML was a good guy, and he just left.
FJ's over the hill now. It used to be amazing. You can see it, too. bobJML was a good guy, and he just left.
#122 - DemonMatt (05/24/2012) [-]
Accepts pony fuckers.

Still doesn't accept furries.
#123 to #133 - akkere (05/24/2012) [-]
Says being a Furry is like being a Faggot

Says watching a show for little girls isn't
#124 to #134 - DemonMatt (05/24/2012) [-]
Calls people fags.

Praised UberAndrew, that other trap, and DSend.
User avatar #125 to #135 - akkere (05/26/2012) [-]
And with that, another anti-religious post hops on the front page.
One that is void of anything funny.
A void that is instead filled with shit storm and rustled jimmies.

My, how far we've fallen.
#119 - DemonMatt (05/23/2012) [-]
Would rather have video games over a woman.

Wonders why they get friendzoned all the time.
#120 to #130 - akkere (05/23/2012) [-]
"I'm completely reasonable and understanding"
"WOW, A KID WHOSE 12 YEARS OLD DOESN'T UNDERSTAND A REFERENCE FROM 20 YEARS AGO"
#121 to #131 - DemonMatt (05/23/2012) [-]
Complains about reposts.

Lets it get the front page anyways.
#104 - DemonMatt (05/15/2012) [-]
LA Noire shit started popping up after I bought the game.   
I think Funnyjunk loves me.
LA Noire shit started popping up after I bought the game.
I think Funnyjunk loves me.
#105 to #115 - akkere (05/15/2012) [-]
I haven't had much luck with LA Noire reaction images, despite how rad of a game it is.

I love how /v/ described some of the characters for me.
"Detective Spaghetti" Heheh. Heh.
#106 to #116 - DemonMatt (05/15/2012) [-]
Cole makes weird expressions, though.   
And he looks like he's about to puke every time you finish a street crime that involved gunning them down and calling the coroner in.
Cole makes weird expressions, though.
And he looks like he's about to puke every time you finish a street crime that involved gunning them down and calling the coroner in.
#107 to #117 - akkere (05/15/2012) [-]
The funny part is you could never tell he even FOUGHT in a war, let alone commanded in one until the game tells you. He lacks that hard edge you'd expect from most veterans and general, and just plays off like some regular law-boy with big dreams of fixing the city.
User avatar #108 to #118 - DemonMatt (05/15/2012) [-]
Gee whiz, thanks. XD
I only just finished the Vice Desk.
User avatar #109 to #119 - akkere (05/15/2012) [-]
I thought they tell you he fought in WW2 in the flash backs during the entirety of the game?
Hence how he's often referred to as a "War hero"
User avatar #110 to #120 - DemonMatt (05/15/2012) [-]
Sorry, I read that wrong.
User avatar #112 to #121 - akkere (05/15/2012) [-]
SPOILER ALERT, COLE'S PENIS IS THE MURDERER
User avatar #113 to #123 - DemonMatt (05/15/2012) [-]
But I finished the Homicide Desk... XD
#98 - DemonMatt (05/08/2012) [-]
For a site that complains about unfunny content and reposts, they sure do thumb up the dumbest shit around here, don't they?
For a site that complains about unfunny content and reposts, they sure do thumb up the dumbest shit around here, don't they?
User avatar #100 to #108 - akkere (05/08/2012) [-]
God fucking damn it. The Hitcher's back. This time with another shitty comic that she says she wants to make into a "short" series, AND THE VERY FIRST THING DONE IN THE COMIC, is imply that Indian = Middle East.

And she got fucking frontpage.
Fuck everything.
#102 to #111 - akkere (05/12/2012) [-]
On the bright side, I decided to punch Hitcher (whose actually KeshiChidori on dA) in the nuts where it hurts; her own dA page.
She got so mad, she deleted the post she had before.
#99 to #108 - akkere (05/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, no shit.    
Unfunny, overused "memes" and ragefaces to my left, reposts to my right   
And all across the lane is argument after argument after argument over the stupidest shit.   
   
God damn, when did people ever get into this internet feuding? I remember back then it was much more... simpler. Sure, there was stupid people, but that was a guarantee. Funny content was made across the board, laffs were to be had.   
Hell, even /b/ is boring to browse at times.
Yeah, no shit.
Unfunny, overused "memes" and ragefaces to my left, reposts to my right
And all across the lane is argument after argument after argument over the stupidest shit.

God damn, when did people ever get into this internet feuding? I remember back then it was much more... simpler. Sure, there was stupid people, but that was a guarantee. Funny content was made across the board, laffs were to be had.
Hell, even /b/ is boring to browse at times.
#93 - DemonMatt (05/07/2012) [-]
I got -135 thumbs on a comment, by the way. Did I mention that?
I got -135 thumbs on a comment, by the way. Did I mention that?
User avatar #94 to #101 - akkere (05/07/2012) [-]
That just gave me an idea. What if we had achievements? Like, "Get 100 thumbs down in a single comment" or "Be the first person to post in content"

Actually, nevermind. That would be a horrible idea. Too many people would abuse it.

Dammit.
#96 to #103 - akkere (05/07/2012) [-]
Mask within a mask.
#90 - DemonMatt (05/04/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#91 to #98 - akkere (05/04/2012) [-]
WHAT A SHAME.
#92 to #99 - DemonMatt (05/04/2012) [-]
Shame a what.
Shame a what.
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