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#74416 - "We need them for all the things we don't fancy" … 19 minutes ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
#29 - I had to do Pearson's Take on Physics via MasteringPhysics, so… 12/18/2014 on > Purple Icon 0
#21 - What textbook are you using?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on > Purple Icon 0
User avatar #27 - drunkasaurus (12/18/2014) [-]
whichever one makes you use MathXL and the Pearson MathLab to do the online homework and tests.
User avatar #29 - akkere (12/18/2014) [-]
I had to do Pearson's Take on Physics via MasteringPhysics, so if it's anything like that then it's probably the worst.
Honestly, I'd recommend you supplement the book with something like Early Transcendentals from either Jon Rogawski (book I took in my 2nd year of Calc) or James Stewart (more popular and apparently better textbook). The textbook that coincided with MasteringPhysics, for example, was kind of terribly designed in terms of explaining how everything was supposed to work.
oldpiratebay.org/torrent/5490090/Stewart-Calculus-Early-Transcendentals-7th-Edition-textbook

PatrickJMT's videos on calculus stuff is pretty interesting and concise too.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCFe6jenM1Bc54qtBsIJGRZQ

It's a little late now but it's good to have some prep work for if you're going to end up having to repeat the course at all.
#31 - The guards are corrupt; part of some massive conspiracy agains… 12/18/2014 on Fuckin' guards 0
#146 - Oh, I thought that was some kind of joke that those dancers we… 12/18/2014 on How to start a riot +1
#31 - Who said anything about having to capture it alive? Theref… 12/17/2014 on Edgy Political stuff 0
#44 - My biggest problem with character customization has always bee…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Fallout 3 : IT MUST BE PERFECT +1
User avatar #46 - tinglyturtletaint (12/17/2014) [-]
THIS.
Can't fucking tell you how many times I rerolled my character in Mass effect because of his nose and then finally figured it out only to notice the eyebrows half an hour in.
#246 - My apologies for the misuse of the word, I suppose I was looki… 12/15/2014 on George Takei +2
#238 - The 8th grade is great, huh? 12/15/2014 on George Takei +3
#235 - "We sought to bring the war to an end, so that the killin…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on George Takei +1
User avatar #241 - xgrandmoffx (12/15/2014) [-]
I side with you on that.

My point was that while we killed many, our actions were not those of genocide.
User avatar #246 - akkere (12/15/2014) [-]
My apologies for the misuse of the word, I suppose I was looking for one more fitting to that of mass killing in general, for some reason my tired mind picked "genocide".
Either way, they were mass killing, and much of it involved the deaths of civilians. Did doing so likely save more civilians? Quite likely, but we still shouldn't forget what was done to save those civilians.
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#515 - DemonMatt (12/04/2014) [-]
>Bored of Funnyjunk.
>Closes Funnyjunk.
>Reopens Funnyjunk.

Why do I do that?
User avatar #516 to #515 - akkere ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
It's a neverending loop, mayne. We're trapped here, forever.
User avatar #509 to #508 - akkere ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
tfw no Dawn of War III
#510 to #509 - DemonMatt (10/18/2014) [-]
There's a new one coming, isn't there? Or is that more Space Marines?
User avatar #511 to #510 - akkere ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
They (Relic; video game devs with licensing from Games Workshop to make DoW) were cycling back and forth between working on DoW and then working on Company of Heroes, mostly focusing resources on the latter. THQ became pepsi and Relic got passed around until DoW ultimately falling into Sega's hands when they bought Relic (not sure if gud). No news so far though on DoWIII after that whole fiasco.

Seems we're mostly going to have Spess Mehrines for a bit.
#512 to #511 - DemonMatt (10/18/2014) [-]
>Sega with rights to Warhammer.
User avatar #513 to #512 - akkere ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
I have a bit more hope for Sega after Alien: Isolation ended up not being a *********** piece of **** like it's brain dead older brother Colonial Marines.
Still pissed off about that false hype they tried to generate with dev interviews. "Oh yeah, we're going super innovative in Colonial Marines. We think the players will really love the character development we have here."
User avatar #507 - lulzfornigeriagirl (09/30/2014) [-]
Village People - YMCA OFFICIAL Music Video 1978
I wanted to make the full thing but then it all got worse so I just left a 3rd, I'm not doing this again.

JIDF:
Cis-Male, there's a need to feel down
I said Cis-Male, put your head on the ground
I said Cis-Male, cause your straight and proud
There's no need to be a happy man.

Cis-Male, there's a place you can go
I said Cis-Male, go to Tumblr and learn
You can read up about your privilege and know
Your a terrible Cis-peice of **** yo

It's great to work at the J-I-D-F
It's great to work at the J-I-D-F

They got hackers and shills to politically correct
You can get your privilege checked

It's great to work at the J-I-D-F
It's great to work at the J-I-D-F
#506 - lulzfornigeriagirl has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #504 - megpoidgumibear (09/19/2014) [-]
do u luv me
User avatar #505 to #504 - akkere ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
only as a friend
User avatar #503 - feelythefeel (07/29/2014) [-]
Check the server forum.
#501 - dwarfman (07/11/2014) [-]
YOU! Go to this: funnyjunk.com/Effect+of+Feminism+123/funny-pictures/5214598/41#41

Then sit down and listen. I have an idea! An idea for content, series maybe if it's popular. We'll call it Dwarfman and Akkere's ******** . Maybe it'll chase off some of the peddlers of woo, false prophet politicians, /pol/ addicts, and fools likes as the Emperor of the Holy Roman Twats in the link!
User avatar #502 to #501 - akkere ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I feel as if the eve of anti-SJW has given cause for /pol/lacks to be more able to spread their influence across the web, being that they can not only oppose feminiazism, but feminism as a whole through a simple push a line of posting. This post in particular doesn't quite show that, but I've noticed in other areas of posting.

We can't exactly sway anyone with offensive measures, in any case. We should push for them to see the dangers of going too far into the offensive against plagues like SJW and feminazism, and have them approach moderation rather than fundamentalism.

Hello there, latest user anonymous(1)
User avatar #498 to #496 - akkere ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
It's... Beautiful.
Thank you.
User avatar #499 to #498 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers
User avatar #495 to #494 - akkere ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
based sound of winter
User avatar #497 to #495 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
The hero that Fj deserves
User avatar #452 - feelythefeel (06/14/2014) [-]
Regarding that game we played earlier, I'm curious as all hell what your situation is like. Mind sharing a screenshot? I'll give you mine.
User avatar #493 to #452 - akkere ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
And so the story of the Jewish Empire was left unfinished, and the Jew Wars left with an open chapter.
User avatar #500 to #493 - feelythefeel (06/29/2014) [-]
Suddenly got busy for two weeks, sorry.
User avatar #453 to #452 - akkere ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Kinda ****** . I underestimated Jewlius Caesar's defenses and thought I could at least take the bordering town of Antium and hold fast before I get the next big military advancements. My biggest problem is I didn't realize he'd get Praetorians so soon, given his low score. So right now I've just pulled back my troops and wait till I need to bum rush the town, but the Praetorians are getting ballsy.

Town growth is pretty optimal. I think I'm going to turn around and keep expanding, as I've got plenty of space to establish into before I run into obstacles, and I need to start building more gold outputs.

I'll see if I can load the game up to the save and whack it out
User avatar #455 to #453 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #454 to #453 - feelythefeel (06/14/2014) [-]
You want to resume some time today?
User avatar #456 to #454 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Sure, in a little bit, are people gathered up already?
User avatar #457 to #456 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
No, I'm just planning ahead.
User avatar #458 to #457 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Alrighty, I make take a couple hours out to get some stuff done, but I'll defo be ready tonight for Jew Wars II: Attack of the Axemen
User avatar #459 to #458 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
By the way, do you know how Civ 4 colonies work?
User avatar #460 to #459 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I just figured you'd send Settlers by boat to some far off land, like the Americas, and start towns in areas filled with resources.
Though that'd be difficult to do seeing as by the time we reach the land the Incas, Aztecs, and other native Civs will have a nice hold on it, and probably with something more than just spearmen and archers.
User avatar #462 to #461 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Well **** , I've never tried this out before with BTS.
User avatar #463 to #462 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Any way you could test it out and tell me what happens?
User avatar #464 to #463 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I've got a half hour to burn right now, so I'll try it out real quick like now
User avatar #467 to #464 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
I just had an idea. What about the Elder Scrolls scenario?
User avatar #468 to #467 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I think there's an Elder Scrolls Mod, but I might be mistaken for Total War. Still, that WOULD be pretty neat, and I'd be mistaken if no one even came up with that to work on it at least. We'd have to do some sifting around, but I'm sure it's out there.
User avatar #469 to #468 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Let's Stream Civilization IV: Elder Scrolls Mod with Vans the Bunker I only brought it up because I've watched this.
User avatar #470 to #469 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Oh hey that's pretty sweet. Let's see if we can find the mod
User avatar #472 to #471 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Looks it, seems a little premature though
User avatar #474 to #472 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #475 to #474 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
V. 0.18 and it's been over a year, still looks pretty contentful though
User avatar #476 to #475 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
You want to try it? Or do you want to do more of the Earth scenario?
User avatar #473 to #472 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #466 to #464 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Turns out the other people can't come today. Want to start a separate game? Maybe go for Asia instead of Europe this time?
User avatar #477 to #466 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
IUNNO, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO
User avatar #478 to #477 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't know. Maybe we can get more people and have them help us decide?
User avatar #479 to #478 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
ALRIGHT, LET'S FORM THE CIVILIZATION LEAGUE
or
THE SID MEIER RANGERS
or
THE CIVENGERS
or
THE CIV-MEN
User avatar #480 to #479 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Civ-Tastic 4?
User avatar #481 to #480 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
But what if we get five or only three people?
User avatar #482 to #481 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Don't ask questions. I'm the clever one. You're the potato one.
User avatar #483 to #482 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
wow okay
reported for verbal abuse
User avatar #465 to #464 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Okay. The main thing I'm wondering is whether you can customize the colony or not (As opposed to it randomly choosing a Civ). Another thing I'm wondering is how it defines continents, especially on an Earth map (Does a colony in Europe count as a Colony in Africa?).
User avatar #485 to #465 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Video made me cry for a whole hour, in case you're wondering why I vanished.
I ain't no war-like potato.
User avatar #486 to #485 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
You mean the civ video?
User avatar #487 to #486 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
No, the Doctor Who potato video.
User avatar #488 to #487 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
You watched that for an hour?
User avatar #489 to #488 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I saw the video for five minutes, and cried for an hour because it implied I was a war-like potato.
Tears errwhere.
User avatar #490 to #489 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
k

It's too late to do any of that civ stuff now, by the way.
User avatar #491 to #490 - akkere ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
All your fault for insulting my feelings
No wonder Hitler tried to kill the Jews
User avatar #492 to #491 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't pretend to understand what's happening right now.
#446 - dwarfman (06/08/2014) [-]
I know I've not been on much since last year but when did this turn into a haven for antisemitic conspiracies, antivaccination, and general Woo.......
I know I've not been on much since last year but when did this turn into a haven for antisemitic conspiracies, antivaccination, and general Woo.......
User avatar #448 to #446 - akkere ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
I'd say about.... a few weeks ago. A couple months ago /politics/ started to just become /pol/ when stormfront browsers started to kick in with general /pol/ banter posts and "da zionists gon' get yu" shticks.
I guess eventually something echoed, or maybe Stormfront is trying to spread itself to "fight da ebil joos"
User avatar #449 to #448 - dwarfman (06/09/2014) [-]
I love a faction that demands the extermination of a race for their crimes based on little evidence, that's too chicken **** to leave their homes, or even hold rallies with snazzy uniforms. Sad state of affairs when even the fascists are slothful.
User avatar #450 to #449 - akkere ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
The thing I never understood was how these people would claim to be apart of the main focus that powers humanity, and yet instead of spending their time actually furthering their education and working their hardest, they waste away **** posting on websites about minorities.
User avatar #451 to #450 - dwarfman (06/10/2014) [-]
Everyone needs a hobby I guess.
#444 - DemonMatt (06/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#445 to #444 - akkere ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
Latest Users: Akkere, DemonMatt, anonymous(1)
#447 to #445 - DemonMatt (06/08/2014) [-]
Anon needs love too.
#442 - DemonMatt (06/03/2014) [-]
Top kek.
User avatar #443 to #442 - akkere ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
le banishment meme face
#438 - DemonMatt (05/16/2014) [-]
Really?
User avatar #440 to #439 - akkere ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Whelp. Figured she'd be back eventually.
User avatar #433 - jingleforth (05/15/2014) [-]
do you play tf2?
User avatar #434 to #433 - akkere ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
Si
User avatar #435 to #434 - jingleforth (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm new to it.

And I want an unusual hat

how do i get one?
User avatar #436 to #435 - akkere ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
1. get crate
2. use reel money to buy keys
3. unlock crate
4. hope for an unusual hat
5. cry when you only get a dozen bonk drinks
#437 to #436 - jingleforth (05/15/2014) [-]
1. My steam account is F2P, can't trade anything
2. No money
3. No way to get non-F2P account or keys

**** , I'll just quit playing.

Thanks anyways
User avatar #428 - jingleforth (02/16/2014) [-]
Random political question (No, it's not a homework question.)

But do you think a utopia is possible?
User avatar #429 to #428 - akkere ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
Possible? Sure. Probable? Nope.
User avatar #430 to #429 - jingleforth (02/16/2014) [-]
How would it be possible?
User avatar #431 to #430 - akkere ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
Different political ideologies claim different methods to acquiring their idea of a "utopia". Being that the general definition of a utopia is a land where everyone's satisfaction can be met, the only way I'd see it be achieved and maintained, is through creating something like "The Matrix", where people are placed into a virtual reality to live the happiest lives they possibly can, and keeping their real selves fed and sustained.
User avatar #418 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Can I ask you to rate a drawing of mine?
User avatar #419 to #418 - akkere ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
Does it have any form of genitalia involved?
User avatar #421 to #420 - akkere ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
Alrighty. Sure.
#422 to #421 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Please keep in mind I've never drawn before, haven't used a pencil in years, etc.

Yes, I know I ****** up the fingers. ;_;
User avatar #423 to #422 - akkere ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
Seems pretty solid in my opinion. Thumb's a little longer than it needs to be, but that could be adjusted with time. You just need to add additional detail to the fingers.
User avatar #424 to #423 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Is it alright for me being a beginner?
User avatar #425 to #424 - akkere ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
Seems to be pretty fine, as long as you intend to keep moving along the path of improvement.
Can you draw any other parts of a human being (other than like, genitals).
User avatar #426 to #425 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. I tried drawing a head.

Got a decent structure, could use some work on features. I really just want to be able to draw body structure. I've been looking for guides, but never bothered to actually try drawing it..

I had a pic of a head I was drawing, but I can't find it.

Can you draw?
User avatar #427 to #426 - akkere ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
Nup. But I worked with a relatively professional animator for a long time, dating as far back as when he was an amateur that aspired to be the best he could possibly be.
User avatar #402 to #401 - akkere ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
jesse
you can't cook
without salt
jesse pls
#403 to #402 - DemonMatt (01/30/2014) [-]
Nice of ya to finally answer.
User avatar #404 to #403 - akkere ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
I wanted to leave you in SUSPENSE
User avatar #407 to #406 - akkere ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Does the suspense kill you?
#409 to #408 - akkere ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
O-Oh.
User avatar #411 to #410 - akkere ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Spraying cologne on your balls isn't the best idea.
User avatar #413 to #412 - akkere ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Do you have any... steam games we could play on MULTIPLAYAR?
Or, like, Minecraft or something.
User avatar #414 to #413 - DemonMatt (01/31/2014) [-]
Xbox?
User avatar #415 to #414 - akkere ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
PS3
User avatar #399 to #398 - akkere ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
swastikas
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