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#42 - Yen's 110% total bitch material. There's a reason even Da…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2016 on Wait... Exactly how common? +3
#60 - gereo (07/26/2016) [-]
Well not to mention the part in one of the early books where she admits to seducing Geralt with magic and fucking his brains out. Because she wanted to experience what her friend Yen had.
#16 - If you wanted to bring in comic-canon, you could say Heavy (an… 07/25/2016 on Heavy and Zarya +5
#10 - A lot of people are giving him the benefit of the doubt and as… 07/23/2016 on Get Bill Gates to shut down... +3
#122813 - I wonder how this will affect a site like Youtube which has bu… 07/23/2016 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#122681 - This was back when Lulz was constantly shifting accounts …  [+] (12 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Politics - politics news,... +1
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#122683 - cognosceteipsum (07/22/2016) [-]
That guy is such a fucking nutcase.
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#122734 - youregaylol (07/22/2016) [-]
How many relatives do you have to stab to be considered a nutcase
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#122735 - cognosceteipsum (07/22/2016) [-]
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#122736 - youregaylol (07/22/2016) [-]
Do you still live with your parents? They must be really kind if they let their attacker live with them.

I imagine they're disappointed in what you are though. Who wouldn't be disappointed in their child after their kid tries to murder them.
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#122737 - cognosceteipsum (07/22/2016) [-]
damage control 200%
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#122738 - youregaylol (07/22/2016) [-]
I'm sure between the voices in your head and the anime porn you must've thought about how they think about you.

At best you're a not quite normal child who is to be taken care of for the rest of their lives. A burden.

At worst you're a deranged psychopath who makes every day a living hell, who will amount to nothing, and who they take care of out of fear and obligation, not love.
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#122740 - cognosceteipsum (07/22/2016) [-]
damage control 250%
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#122744 - youregaylol (07/22/2016) [-]
It doesn't really matter, one day they'll be dead, either from natural causes or from suicide or maybe even homicide considering who they're living with.

Will you be sad when they pass? Are you capable of sadness.
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#122752 - whoozy (07/22/2016) [-]
This is actually interresting
Are YOU capable of sadness?
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#122755 - youregaylol (07/22/2016) [-]
Ask me when I'm drunk.
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#122746 - cognosceteipsum (07/22/2016) [-]
damage control 300%
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#122682 - whoozy (07/22/2016) [-]
Thank you
#115 - Condescension does that to a person's face. 07/19/2016 on Should we take BLM seriously? +2
#3 - How is The Old Republic doing for people, by the way? I've bee…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2016 on Star Wars: Knights of the... 0
#5 - freshkeks (07/18/2016) [-]
it's awful right now. 2 hours of story each month which isn't even good any more. no multiplayer content whatsoever. hardly ANYBODY is online. it's just not worth going back to unless you're interested in finishing the story. other than that it's dead.
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#9 - huntergriff (07/18/2016) [-]
I think that dead thing depends on the server you go on. I mean, mine's alright for now anyway. Plus with the addition of strongholds, I think people are in their homes more often. Or at least that's how it is on Begeren. Ebon Hawk seems to be highly populated.
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#4 - huntergriff (07/18/2016) [-]
Meh, I think Shadow of Revan and KOTFE made it better.
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#6 - maxpaynenarration (07/18/2016) [-]
I didn't like what they did with Revan's story. It felt like a cash-grab and hammy compared to the lore and beauty of KOTOR I and II. I wish they'd just kill this MMO bullshit and make a decent single-player story again.
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#8 - huntergriff (07/18/2016) [-]
I mean they pretty much did with KOTFE. I mean, you can't bring anyone but your companions with you during the story.
#16 - Luckily it seems one of her legendary skins is her younger sel…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2016 on Overwatch comp 8 +4
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#18 - theacespecialist (07/17/2016) [-]
Oh, cool shit
#122287 - Most articles aren't explaining anything because there isn't m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2016 on Politics - politics news,... +1
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#122293 - redandgreen (07/17/2016) [-]
It doesn't seem to have been civilian loyalists. It seems to have been other military which have stopped them.
#58 - To be honest, I think characters being preserved into canon is…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2016 on Rogue One 0
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#59 - millennial (07/16/2016) [-]
I think the same way, but as you've said it's the way they implement them that worries me too.
I've learned to give them some slack with Bane since Bane was Revan up until the last minute. A rewrite like within the time they were given is understandable with how the end product turned out, which is why I worry that with Thrawn something similar may happen.
I did like the nod to the Ysalamari though.