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akjunker

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Date Signed Up:6/06/2011
Last Login:7/30/2016
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    I build guitars, read Desc. I build guitars, read Desc.
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    The Hotel. The Hotel.

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latest user's comments

#28 - "If humans evolved as fast as car technology did" w…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on Camera lenses +18
#29 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
An extra joint in Graham's lower leg allows him to spring out of the way of an oncoming car.
#18 - Same 05/03/2016 on Peeling painters tape 0
#85 - Oh wow, I really enjoyed Breaking Bad, and I was hooked really… 03/22/2016 on I'm No Superman 0
#32 - Let me know when "Better call Saul" ends up on that …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2016 on I'm No Superman +3
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#82 - rockstarjack (03/22/2016) [-]
Yeah man i tried watching 1 or 2 episodes of that and din't dig it, but going to give it another shot since you recommend it
#85 - akjunker (03/22/2016) [-]
Oh wow, I really enjoyed Breaking Bad, and I was hooked really quickly on Better Call Saul. I'm surprised you didn't like it.

Pic related: My reaction if I give a bad recommendation
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#331 - I would love to enter this great thing! Good luck bros! i almo… 12/20/2015 on FREE GAMES BECAUSE CHRISTMAS 0
#18 - What is 180 degree and what is the line length? The … 12/16/2015 on pentagram +1
#13 - you are not summarizing the video, you are making statements a… 12/11/2015 on What was I supposed to do? 0
#10 - Nice roll, and no I dont think so. I think she wants you to ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2015 on What was I supposed to do? 0
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#11 - ezmack (12/11/2015) [-]
but, we weren't allowed to summarize the videos. So, a sentence like that is no good?
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#13 - akjunker (12/11/2015) [-]
you are not summarizing the video, you are making statements about the people in the video and how they live in the world around them. Summarizing the video is explaining the video to someone, but giving statements about what is in the video is not. I could tell you about a man who sat on a bench and told people stories about his life. You may not know that the movie forest gump is where i got that information because I did not summarize the movie to you, but i did tell you about a person in the movie.
#2 - Just make sure you use the mindset/approach required and criti…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/11/2015 on What was I supposed to do? +1
#5 - ezmack (12/11/2015) [-]
**ezmack used "*roll picture*"**
**ezmack rolled image**Yes, but if she wan't me to be culturally neutral and write my reaction to the videos, shouldn't I have no reaction? Should I write nothing?
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#10 - akjunker (12/11/2015) [-]
Nice roll, and no I dont think so. I think she wants you to make statements about the videos and the people in the videos/cultures in a neutral way. One that cannot be seen as positive or negative by anyone reading it. So straight out statements like; "the XXXX people worship their god by making animal sacrifices, a task they believe to grant them good luck in the future"

In a sentence like that you are only stating the facts about the people and not giving any opinions or hinting at a negative or positive aspect of their practices.
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#11 - ezmack (12/11/2015) [-]
but, we weren't allowed to summarize the videos. So, a sentence like that is no good?
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#13 - akjunker (12/11/2015) [-]
you are not summarizing the video, you are making statements about the people in the video and how they live in the world around them. Summarizing the video is explaining the video to someone, but giving statements about what is in the video is not. I could tell you about a man who sat on a bench and told people stories about his life. You may not know that the movie forest gump is where i got that information because I did not summarize the movie to you, but i did tell you about a person in the movie.