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akimbobears

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Date Signed Up:1/02/2011
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Comment Ranking:#9475
Highest Content Rank:#13159
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Total Comments Made:415
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#13 - well he is a winner 11/10/2014 on "Why don't you have a gf?" 0
#5 - The source is a profile of a competitive masturbator and thou…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/09/2014 on "Why don't you have a gf?" +45
#54 - doctorprofessornv (11/10/2014) [-]
Competitive what now?
you mean I can diddle my dongle and get payed to do it without spawning a bunch of bastard children?
User avatar #48 - asmodeu (11/10/2014) [-]
Of course San Francisco has a masturbatorium...
User avatar #23 - thechosentroll (11/10/2014) [-]
In my brain it kind of almost makes sense. Someone who jacks off THAT much must have shaolin monk-levels of control when it comes to his dick. Doubt he ever finishes first.
User avatar #19 - holdup (11/10/2014) [-]
"competitive masturbator?" how the hell does that work?
#20 - Absolute Madman (11/10/2014) [-]
By highlighting the words "competitive masturbator" in your comment, right-clicking, selecting "Search google for 'competitive masturbator' ", and clicking the top result, I was able to find an article that answered your question.

Here's the link to the article: www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/21/world-champion-masturbator_n_1163576.html

And here's a link to a question that you apparently need to know the answer to: www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/146wn7/how_do_you_overcome_being_a_lazy_fuck/
User avatar #9 - tenaciouslee (11/10/2014) [-]
I hate to be the guy who makes the obvious joke, but



hard to believe.
#8 - zekit (11/10/2014) [-]
this guy can get a girlfriend but i can't, i think i'm fucked
User avatar #18 - mistafishy (11/10/2014) [-]
No, you're not fucked, that's the problem.
User avatar #17 - trogdorrules (11/10/2014) [-]
He's good at something, so there's that.
#13 - akimbobears (11/10/2014) [-]
well he is a winner
#44 - You actually can't be bound to unresonable parts of terms and … 11/07/2014 on Terms and conditions 0
#33 - not sure yet. I think i like torchlight 2 better but it's defi… 11/05/2014 on Path of Exile 0
#21 - and now I must cry 11/04/2014 on Path of Exile 0
#18 - I would. Why isn't there a FunnyJunk steam group? maybe …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Path of Exile 0
User avatar #20 - gayboard (11/04/2014) [-]
It's probably because we are ugly QQ
#21 - akimbobears (11/04/2014) [-]
and now I must cry
#6 - I just started playing and have no idea what i'm doing. It's a…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Path of Exile 0
User avatar #30 - oxidoferroso (11/04/2014) [-]
Isn't it awesome?
#33 - akimbobears (11/05/2014) [-]
not sure yet. I think i like torchlight 2 better but it's definitely one of the best free games I have ever played.
User avatar #7 - bloodredspark (11/04/2014) [-]
Loot a bunch of crap, basically. The forums and r/pathofexile is a nice place to get starting help.
#9 - Man I have **** to live for i'm not doing that. 11/01/2014 on The man who isn't scared of... 0
#15 - Comment deleted 10/31/2014 on All of Kansas City today 0
#15 - Why would you be friends with someone dumb enough to fall for that.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Anon tricks girl +5
User avatar #25 - tomahawkkit (11/01/2014) [-]
because stupid people with good personalities are more fun to be around than smart people who are ass holes
#78 - Absolute Madman (11/01/2014) [-]
He speaks truth
#15 - No way dude. She's underaged 10/30/2014 on Would You? -1
#1085681 - You just had to sign up but i think pre-order people got it guaranted 10/30/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1085631 - I wont be playing it that much. It's a really inconvenient wee… 10/30/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1085625 - Anyone else playing Evolve's Big Alpha tonight?  [+] (14 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1085645 - bionicpanda (10/30/2014) [-]
when is it available for PC again?
#1085650 - Absolute Madman (10/30/2014) [-]
18 hours from now i guess
User avatar #1085652 - bionicpanda (10/30/2014) [-]
swaggy
#1085648 - bendeman has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1085651 - bionicpanda (10/30/2014) [-]
not yet, it isn't.
User avatar #1085653 - bendeman (10/30/2014) [-]
i've got it pre-loaded, but not playable.
Misread
User avatar #1085654 - bionicpanda (10/30/2014) [-]
same
#1085647 - Absolute Madman (10/30/2014) [-]
9 am pst 31st of this month.
User avatar #1085649 - bionicpanda (10/30/2014) [-]
after school then
User avatar #1085639 - drldrl (10/30/2014) [-]
Esplain please.
You get it from pre-ordering? Gamestop doesn't have shit on their website about it.
#1085681 - akimbobears (10/30/2014) [-]
You just had to sign up but i think pre-order people got it guaranted
User avatar #1085646 - bendeman (10/30/2014) [-]
People signed up for it on their site a month or so ago, first wave of invites got sent yesterday.
#1085626 - Absolute Madman (10/30/2014) [-]
Nah I'll be playing it tomorrow morning.
#1085631 - akimbobears (10/30/2014) [-]
I wont be playing it that much. It's a really inconvenient weekend for me. I wish it was next week.
#112 - Expecting people to be decent in NYC was the first mistake. 10… 10/30/2014 on Rude woman with scowl walks... 0
#1083381 - It had some interesting stuff. If there was an FJ guild I woul… 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1083366 - DO you have to wait to get in the game like you used to?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1083379 - youngneil (10/28/2014) [-]
Definitely not. I started playing last week (maybe week before last, don't remember) and I just always got in and then messed around. It's good stuff.
#1083381 - akimbobears (10/28/2014) [-]
It had some interesting stuff. If there was an FJ guild I would totally play.
#1083364 - are the que's still long?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1083365 - Sperit (10/28/2014) [-]
?
#1083366 - akimbobears (10/28/2014) [-]
DO you have to wait to get in the game like you used to?
User avatar #1083379 - youngneil (10/28/2014) [-]
Definitely not. I started playing last week (maybe week before last, don't remember) and I just always got in and then messed around. It's good stuff.
#1083381 - akimbobears (10/28/2014) [-]
It had some interesting stuff. If there was an FJ guild I would totally play.
#4 - with a yearly fee that increases with your score! 10/20/2014 on Outside 0
#17 - Well when you have been dating the same girl for a while anyth… 10/20/2014 on Unpopular Opinion Puffin 0
#3 - That guy was at an event when I was in college. That suit look… 10/20/2014 on Club cant handle me 0
#18 - Thats about as many people as I have on my server.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Phanact sucks 0
User avatar #19 - gattlingwolf (10/19/2014) [-]
give me ip brusky
#114 - at least I know what to expect 09/20/2014 on Users banned for being... 0
#11 - That's why I always get my consent signed in triplicate and no…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2014 on Effect of Feminism 152 +5
#22 - faktopus (09/20/2014) [-]
*ring*

*ring*

"Hello?"

"Ah, hey Mr. Smith, it's James."

"Why hello James, what can I do for you?"

"Well, I picked up this girl at the club, I was just wondering if your office was still open so we could swing by for a quick consent contract and breathalyzer before heading back to my place."

"Of course! I'll get the paperwork printed and be awaiting your arrival, James."

"Thanks, also, could I pick up copies from last weekend as well? Just for my personal documentation at home."

"Absolutely, James, see you soon."

*click*
User avatar #46 - redstonealchemist (09/20/2014) [-]
"Mr James Vidya, you are charged with rape of Femanon Feminist, how do you plead?"
"Your honour, I have her signature in triplicate on a document allowing the admission of one act of consensual intercourse. This was signed with my lawyer, Mr John Smith residing over the singing process to ensure there is no foul play or influence over her interest to have intercourse. Furthermore Femanon Feminist and I both took breathalyzer tests in the presence of my lawyer to ensure we were both sober and in a position to consent to intercourse."
"You're going to jail for a long time for raping her, Mr Vidya"
"I also have the entire night recorded in secret in case this would happen. this includes her consenting to, and enjoying, said intercourse."
"you're going away for a VERY long time for raping her, Mr Vidya"
"But I have a legally-binding contract, her verbal, written and recorded consent. She wanted it more than I did!"
"MR VIDYA I SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH BY LETHAL INJECTION!"
^^ justice these days
#10 - yeah the game has been out for less than a month and people ex…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on Destiny +4
User avatar #24 - BsGGm (09/23/2014) [-]
/agree my friend.

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