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#139 - pubic hair is hair on the area near the pubis bone. not hair t… 09/01/2013 on (untitled) +2
#9 - I'd say there's like a 50% chance 08/28/2013 on He's Cute 0
#262 - join a charity club. 1. they'll never turn someone down. … 08/12/2013 on That Feel When 0
#261 - "lunch hour" is not a thing at college  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on That Feel When 0
User avatar #263 - catburglarpenis (08/12/2013) [-]
I went to a community college. Plus I've been to a university. Don't fukken tell me what is and isn't at college, or I'll

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#176 - Don't worry. You make friends in college really fast because e…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/12/2013 on That Feel When +1
User avatar #180 - DrollHumor (08/12/2013) [-]
But I'll be starting my second year of college this month. I've been here for over a year and I have no new friends whatsoever in this state.
#262 - akimbobears (08/12/2013) [-]
join a charity club.
1. they'll never turn someone down.
2. they have plenty of events to do
3. people in them arn't pieces of shit
4. a treasure trove of cute ladies
User avatar #214 - catburglarpenis (08/12/2013) [-]
Go to the lunch room during lunch hour. Open your mouth. I used to sit at the nerd table, then bring other tables in on the conversation. Not only did I make friends, but so did all the nerds. When I left with my degree for South Korea, I made the whole lunch room talk to one another.

If you sit at a table you know a big group of probably like-minded people are gonna sit at, chances you can join in on the conversation without having to do the direct, awkward approach.

Then you can kill them and wear their skin. It's what I did. It's super warm when it's fresh.
#261 - akimbobears (08/12/2013) [-]
"lunch hour" is not a thing at college
User avatar #263 - catburglarpenis (08/12/2013) [-]
I went to a community college. Plus I've been to a university. Don't fukken tell me what is and isn't at college, or I'll

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#276 - Dragonborn, Mechanical, Gold, Masked. Steal all the gold I… 08/04/2013 on i found this interesting 0
#7 - If you want to get your date drunk. Long Island Iced Tea is th… 08/03/2013 on Drinks +1
#14 - Well most MEN don't like fake titted ****** .  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Dragon's Crown controversy... +3
User avatar #71 - teranin (08/03/2013) [-]
who said they did?
#19 - thepinkkirby (08/03/2013) [-]
Sweet Babies! I like your honesty.
#10 - My roomate last year was a sociology major so I am well versed… 07/24/2013 on where is Kenji when you... 0
#9 - I choose Hodor.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2013 on I choose Beethoven +4
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#202 - Thought it was me for a second. But I think i'm very important. 07/21/2013 on Insert heart here +2
#15 - On those smug bastards the penguins 07/14/2013 on So many choices... +3
#52 - Well the name Lucifer means "Morning Star" which com… 07/13/2013 on This is why you should... +2
#21 - the snake wasn't satan. Also Lucifer isn't a name for Sata…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2013 on This is why you should... +1
User avatar #32 - raggedy (07/13/2013) [-]
I would really like to know your source that states Lucifer isn't the devil's given name, because as I mentioned above, I studied this subject and other religions for about three years. If there's another source out there claiming otherwise, I'd be interested in it.
#63 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
Religion is a very difficult thing to study. Each Priest has a specific understanding of the Bible and when that Priest is to step down, he personally teaches the man that will succeed him. When somebody develops a new understanding/opinion of the Bible a new church is formed, preaching that belief. If somebody attending the church questions the interpretation of what they're being preached, they are removed from the church. The only way to properly study religion is by an unbiased point of view. By the sounds of it, you've been taught a very one sided look on the interpretation of the Bible, a book of riddles, really.
#52 - akimbobears (07/13/2013) [-]
Well the name Lucifer means "Morning Star" which comes from Isaiah 14. That's also where the idea that satan was cast out of heaven comes from.
#20 - The snake in Genesis is never called Satan in the Bible. He wa…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/13/2013 on This is why you should... 0
User avatar #34 - demandsgayversion (07/13/2013) [-]
Because Christian churches are less reliable than the bible?
User avatar #91 - cantbelieveimhere (07/13/2013) [-]
When it comes down to religious views, yes. If a person is religious, their book carries a higher law than the chuch, since it is older and "set in stone," so to speak. From a non-religious view, they are equally up for question.
User avatar #95 - demandsgayversion (07/13/2013) [-]
You act as if these views are equal.
User avatar #96 - cantbelieveimhere (07/13/2013) [-]
That in itself is hard to answer. Everyone values things more than another.
User avatar #97 - demandsgayversion (07/13/2013) [-]
But to be fair, that book was just written by some people a long time ago. Nobody's god wrote it, it's literally just something a bunch of religious experts of the time wrote - those religious 'experts' really just being philosophers of a religious concept. That's not a belief, that's fact at this point.
User avatar #102 - cantbelieveimhere (07/13/2013) [-]
I do not deny this, as this is what I see as well. However, I think the entire point to this post in the first place is about which theology is correct. The contents of the book are correct in the standpoint of the theology, or religion. At the same time, people rely on the church to give them the correct interpretation of the contents of the books, as they are supposed to be trained in it. Some people also disagree with the church saying it is just some person who gives off their own interpretation as fact (i.e. the Snake being Satan vs. The Snake being a Snake). At this point we should disregard any of our views on what we see as fact, and simply look at the comparisons of the theology, just as we would when comparing interpretations of Greek or Roman mythology. I don't know if I've made myself clear enough on what I am saying, and I apologize for any confusions or misinterpretations at all.
User avatar #103 - demandsgayversion (07/13/2013) [-]
I guess since the book is the source point of the belief, it could hold more sway than a church's opinion, but also the book doesn't say the snake ISN'T stan. I haven't read it, but to be such a widespread thing, I'm sure it's pretty implied who it is. And who created the book can't be their belief, as they're not allowed to rationally go against fact. They could argue the 'accuracy' of the men who wrote the book, but as uneducated as they were at the time, wouldn't they really lose credibility compared to the church today?
User avatar #104 - cantbelieveimhere (07/15/2013) [-]
It is a very touchy subject. Currently the best option would be to reference the source of the first version of the Bible in the first language. From what I heard the Bible is considered the word of God written down and sent from Heaven to Earth. By that standard it would be. However, everyone has their own beliefs as to who and what has the right to interpret on the matter.
User avatar #105 - demandsgayversion (07/15/2013) [-]
At what point of people believing ridiculous things do we have to be tolerant? Everyone is okay with talking shit about scientology, but it is 0% more ridiculous than any other religion.
User avatar #106 - cantbelieveimhere (07/16/2013) [-]
You don't have to be tolerant, although you should be ready to defend yourself sensibly before ridiculing someone's beliefs. It also helps to know something about their belief, as going into an argument unarmed can lose legitimacy of that which you are defending.
User avatar #107 - demandsgayversion (07/16/2013) [-]
I don't know of a way to successfully argue with theists. The concepts feel so outlandish to me that I cant' think of any argument because I don't think there needs explanation on why they're just silly.
User avatar #108 - cantbelieveimhere (07/16/2013) [-]
What seems outlandish to you makes sense to others, and what you see sense in is outlandish to them as well. I understand how frustrating religious debates are, but remembering this helps me keep my head while conversing with them. Then again, 'what aids one man is useless for another' ~ paraphrased version of Haji's statement on religion in "Edenborn."
User avatar #109 - demandsgayversion (07/16/2013) [-]
Well if religion is functioning as a glorified night light, then shouldn't people grow up and learn to sleep normally? I get that some people need it, but they need it as a crutch not anything legitimate.
User avatar #92 - cantbelieveimhere (07/13/2013) [-]
* church
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