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Date Signed Up:1/02/2011
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#49 - No attacks (except fairy I think) are super effective against …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Gamefreak: "Fuck Sapphire." +3
User avatar #54 - grimsho (11/24/2014) [-]
Yeah only fairy type attacks. It's a goddamn broken ability, since it's double the damage that means you'd have to sacrifice probably two pokemon to take down MR-Sableye. And then you realise that Sableye has recover.
The person who made this has no concept of "balance".
#13 - This happend recently to my parents. My mom was a stay at home… 11/22/2014 on Jackpot 0
#79 - The thing that looks bad about overwatch is that everyone exce… 11/11/2014 on SJWs going after Blizzard 0
#13 - well he is a winner 11/10/2014 on "Why don't you have a gf?" 0
#5 - The source is a profile of a competitive masturbator and thou…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/09/2014 on "Why don't you have a gf?" +45
#54 - doctorprofessornv (11/10/2014) [-]
Competitive what now?
you mean I can diddle my dongle and get payed to do it without spawning a bunch of bastard children?
User avatar #48 - asmodeu (11/10/2014) [-]
Of course San Francisco has a masturbatorium...
User avatar #23 - thechosentroll (11/10/2014) [-]
In my brain it kind of almost makes sense. Someone who jacks off THAT much must have shaolin monk-levels of control when it comes to his dick. Doubt he ever finishes first.
User avatar #19 - holdup (11/10/2014) [-]
"competitive masturbator?" how the hell does that work?
#20 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
By highlighting the words "competitive masturbator" in your comment, right-clicking, selecting "Search google for 'competitive masturbator' ", and clicking the top result, I was able to find an article that answered your question.

Here's the link to the article: www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/21/world-champion-masturbator_n_1163576.html

And here's a link to a question that you apparently need to know the answer to: www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/146wn7/how_do_you_overcome_being_a_lazy_fuck/
User avatar #9 - tenaciouslee (11/10/2014) [-]
I hate to be the guy who makes the obvious joke, but



hard to believe.
#8 - zekit (11/10/2014) [-]
this guy can get a girlfriend but i can't, i think i'm fucked
User avatar #18 - mistafishy (11/10/2014) [-]
No, you're not fucked, that's the problem.
User avatar #17 - trogdorrules (11/10/2014) [-]
He's good at something, so there's that.
#13 - akimbobears (11/10/2014) [-]
well he is a winner
#44 - You actually can't be bound to unresonable parts of terms and … 11/07/2014 on Terms and conditions 0
#33 - not sure yet. I think i like torchlight 2 better but it's defi… 11/05/2014 on Path of Exile 0
#21 - and now I must cry 11/04/2014 on Path of Exile 0
#18 - I would. Why isn't there a FunnyJunk steam group? maybe …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Path of Exile 0
User avatar #20 - gayboard (11/04/2014) [-]
It's probably because we are ugly QQ
#21 - akimbobears (11/04/2014) [-]
and now I must cry
#6 - I just started playing and have no idea what i'm doing. It's a…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Path of Exile 0
User avatar #30 - oxidoferroso (11/04/2014) [-]
Isn't it awesome?
#33 - akimbobears (11/05/2014) [-]
not sure yet. I think i like torchlight 2 better but it's definitely one of the best free games I have ever played.
User avatar #7 - bloodredspark (11/04/2014) [-]
Loot a bunch of crap, basically. The forums and r/pathofexile is a nice place to get starting help.
#9 - Man I have **** to live for i'm not doing that. 11/01/2014 on The man who isn't scared of... 0
#15 - Comment deleted 10/31/2014 on All of Kansas City today 0
#15 - Why would you be friends with someone dumb enough to fall for that.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Anon tricks girl +5
User avatar #25 - tomahawkkit (11/01/2014) [-]
because stupid people with good personalities are more fun to be around than smart people who are ass holes
#78 - anonymous (11/01/2014) [-]
He speaks truth
#15 - No way dude. She's underaged 10/30/2014 on Would You? -1
#1085681 - You just had to sign up but i think pre-order people got it guaranted 10/30/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1085631 - I wont be playing it that much. It's a really inconvenient wee… 10/30/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1085625 - Anyone else playing Evolve's Big Alpha tonight?  [+] (14 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1085645 - bionicpanda (10/30/2014) [-]
when is it available for PC again?
#1085650 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
18 hours from now i guess
User avatar #1085652 - bionicpanda (10/30/2014) [-]
swaggy
#1085648 - bendeman has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1085651 - bionicpanda (10/30/2014) [-]
not yet, it isn't.
User avatar #1085653 - bendeman (10/30/2014) [-]
i've got it pre-loaded, but not playable.
Misread
User avatar #1085654 - bionicpanda (10/30/2014) [-]
same
#1085647 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
9 am pst 31st of this month.
User avatar #1085649 - bionicpanda (10/30/2014) [-]
after school then
User avatar #1085639 - drldrl (10/30/2014) [-]
Esplain please.
You get it from pre-ordering? Gamestop doesn't have shit on their website about it.
#1085681 - akimbobears (10/30/2014) [-]
You just had to sign up but i think pre-order people got it guaranted
User avatar #1085646 - bendeman (10/30/2014) [-]
People signed up for it on their site a month or so ago, first wave of invites got sent yesterday.
#1085626 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
Nah I'll be playing it tomorrow morning.
#1085631 - akimbobears (10/30/2014) [-]
I wont be playing it that much. It's a really inconvenient weekend for me. I wish it was next week.
#112 - Expecting people to be decent in NYC was the first mistake. 10… 10/30/2014 on Rude woman with scowl walks... 0
#1083381 - It had some interesting stuff. If there was an FJ guild I woul… 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1083366 - DO you have to wait to get in the game like you used to?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1083379 - youngneil (10/28/2014) [-]
Definitely not. I started playing last week (maybe week before last, don't remember) and I just always got in and then messed around. It's good stuff.
#1083381 - akimbobears (10/28/2014) [-]
It had some interesting stuff. If there was an FJ guild I would totally play.
#1083364 - are the que's still long?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1083365 - Sperit (10/28/2014) [-]
?
#1083366 - akimbobears (10/28/2014) [-]
DO you have to wait to get in the game like you used to?
User avatar #1083379 - youngneil (10/28/2014) [-]
Definitely not. I started playing last week (maybe week before last, don't remember) and I just always got in and then messed around. It's good stuff.
#1083381 - akimbobears (10/28/2014) [-]
It had some interesting stuff. If there was an FJ guild I would totally play.
#4 - with a yearly fee that increases with your score! 10/20/2014 on Outside 0
#17 - Well when you have been dating the same girl for a while anyth… 10/20/2014 on Unpopular Opinion Puffin 0
#3 - That guy was at an event when I was in college. That suit look… 10/20/2014 on Club cant handle me 0
#18 - Thats about as many people as I have on my server.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Phanact sucks 0
User avatar #19 - gattlingwolf (10/19/2014) [-]
give me ip brusky
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