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#388 - Picture 09/19/2012 on STFU +1
#16 - I don't always use my bankai, but when I do it's not on Aizen. 09/07/2012 on World's most interesting... 0
#10 - Scrolled down for this. Wasn't disappointed. Have a thumb 09/07/2012 on How long does a queen last? +12
#4 - Who cares if this is old, still hilarious. 09/07/2012 on Oh mom..... 0
#129 - For the record, this movie is REALLY good. Probably one of my … 09/07/2012 on Holy shit. 0
#28 - I lol'd 09/03/2012 on luffy vs ichigo 0
#20 - All Aizen would have to do is release his shikai with kizaru l…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2012 on luffy vs ichigo 0
#30 - angelious (09/04/2012) [-]
intangibility.....
User avatar #22 - grimindreamland (09/03/2012) [-]
Going by anime logic, the sword would then piece through Borsalino's back, doing no real damage, him smirking then shooting lazers everywhere for the hell, Remember this is anime logic purely so Aizen wouldn't use a ultimate move to instant kill right away, then some odd but epic fight of total non sense would be stretched over 3-4 weeks of episodes each leaving off with a cliff hanger, and then at the one we think will be the final to end the match, it will instead be a filler about Derpy eating muffins with Aizen as they go on an adventure to Candy Mountain, with multiple attempts from Patrick trying to steal the secret front page formula.
#28 - akainu (09/03/2012) [-]
I lol'd
#18 - That's true too, but don't forget Aizen's shikai.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2012 on luffy vs ichigo 0
User avatar #19 - grimindreamland (09/03/2012) [-]
hmm, but that would mean Aizen would have to present himself of little threat so, Borsalino would keep his laid back sense, and let Aizen show his swords to activate it on his senses, If it was serious off the bat, I don't think theres much Aizen could do to stop something flying at his skull light speed
#20 - akainu (09/03/2012) [-]
All Aizen would have to do is release his shikai with kizaru looking. Knowing how most, if not all, animes work, Kizaru will stare wondering what it will do. By that time, Aizen had already won cause Kizaru could just be shooting lasers at something else. ALSO, Kizaru could be convinced that he killed Aizen too (if you understand how the shikai works) and Aizen could kill him without him knowing. Since we are assuming Aizen can't learn Haki, Kizaru doesn't understand 'spiritual pressure' because the fluctuations of spiritual pressure are Aizen's shikai's only weakness.
#30 - angelious (09/04/2012) [-]
intangibility.....
User avatar #22 - grimindreamland (09/03/2012) [-]
Going by anime logic, the sword would then piece through Borsalino's back, doing no real damage, him smirking then shooting lazers everywhere for the hell, Remember this is anime logic purely so Aizen wouldn't use a ultimate move to instant kill right away, then some odd but epic fight of total non sense would be stretched over 3-4 weeks of episodes each leaving off with a cliff hanger, and then at the one we think will be the final to end the match, it will instead be a filler about Derpy eating muffins with Aizen as they go on an adventure to Candy Mountain, with multiple attempts from Patrick trying to steal the secret front page formula.
#28 - akainu (09/03/2012) [-]
I lol'd
#17 - As I said before, Ichigo became god tier as part of the plotka… 09/03/2012 on luffy vs ichigo 0
#14 - Aizen knows plenty of cool attacks. He could cast black coffin…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/03/2012 on luffy vs ichigo 0
User avatar #16 - grimindreamland (09/03/2012) [-]
Oh and just throwing this out there, Aizen might be fast but Borsalino travels at the speed of light, js. lol, I'm a fan of both animes.
#18 - akainu (09/03/2012) [-]
That's true too, but don't forget Aizen's shikai.
User avatar #19 - grimindreamland (09/03/2012) [-]
hmm, but that would mean Aizen would have to present himself of little threat so, Borsalino would keep his laid back sense, and let Aizen show his swords to activate it on his senses, If it was serious off the bat, I don't think theres much Aizen could do to stop something flying at his skull light speed
#20 - akainu (09/03/2012) [-]
All Aizen would have to do is release his shikai with kizaru looking. Knowing how most, if not all, animes work, Kizaru will stare wondering what it will do. By that time, Aizen had already won cause Kizaru could just be shooting lasers at something else. ALSO, Kizaru could be convinced that he killed Aizen too (if you understand how the shikai works) and Aizen could kill him without him knowing. Since we are assuming Aizen can't learn Haki, Kizaru doesn't understand 'spiritual pressure' because the fluctuations of spiritual pressure are Aizen's shikai's only weakness.
#30 - angelious (09/04/2012) [-]
intangibility.....
User avatar #22 - grimindreamland (09/03/2012) [-]
Going by anime logic, the sword would then piece through Borsalino's back, doing no real damage, him smirking then shooting lazers everywhere for the hell, Remember this is anime logic purely so Aizen wouldn't use a ultimate move to instant kill right away, then some odd but epic fight of total non sense would be stretched over 3-4 weeks of episodes each leaving off with a cliff hanger, and then at the one we think will be the final to end the match, it will instead be a filler about Derpy eating muffins with Aizen as they go on an adventure to Candy Mountain, with multiple attempts from Patrick trying to steal the secret front page formula.
#28 - akainu (09/03/2012) [-]
I lol'd
User avatar #15 - grimindreamland (09/03/2012) [-]
Or so he says, as far as We've seen it did diddly shit but shatter to Ichigo's manly nipples
#17 - akainu (09/03/2012) [-]
As I said before, Ichigo became god tier as part of the plotkai. We can't say attacks won't work just because they didn't work on ichigo
#11 - Out of the three major universes. One Piece's is the most uber…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/03/2012 on luffy vs ichigo +1
User avatar #12 - grimindreamland (09/03/2012) [-]
Ace? made of living fire? or any other Logia fruit, tell me exactly how Aizen would beat any of them.
#14 - akainu (09/03/2012) [-]
Aizen knows plenty of cool attacks. He could cast black coffin if he wanted to with full incantation which is capable of ripping the fabric of the universe.
User avatar #16 - grimindreamland (09/03/2012) [-]
Oh and just throwing this out there, Aizen might be fast but Borsalino travels at the speed of light, js. lol, I'm a fan of both animes.
#18 - akainu (09/03/2012) [-]
That's true too, but don't forget Aizen's shikai.
User avatar #19 - grimindreamland (09/03/2012) [-]
hmm, but that would mean Aizen would have to present himself of little threat so, Borsalino would keep his laid back sense, and let Aizen show his swords to activate it on his senses, If it was serious off the bat, I don't think theres much Aizen could do to stop something flying at his skull light speed
#20 - akainu (09/03/2012) [-]
All Aizen would have to do is release his shikai with kizaru looking. Knowing how most, if not all, animes work, Kizaru will stare wondering what it will do. By that time, Aizen had already won cause Kizaru could just be shooting lasers at something else. ALSO, Kizaru could be convinced that he killed Aizen too (if you understand how the shikai works) and Aizen could kill him without him knowing. Since we are assuming Aizen can't learn Haki, Kizaru doesn't understand 'spiritual pressure' because the fluctuations of spiritual pressure are Aizen's shikai's only weakness.
#30 - angelious (09/04/2012) [-]
intangibility.....
User avatar #22 - grimindreamland (09/03/2012) [-]
Going by anime logic, the sword would then piece through Borsalino's back, doing no real damage, him smirking then shooting lazers everywhere for the hell, Remember this is anime logic purely so Aizen wouldn't use a ultimate move to instant kill right away, then some odd but epic fight of total non sense would be stretched over 3-4 weeks of episodes each leaving off with a cliff hanger, and then at the one we think will be the final to end the match, it will instead be a filler about Derpy eating muffins with Aizen as they go on an adventure to Candy Mountain, with multiple attempts from Patrick trying to steal the secret front page formula.
#28 - akainu (09/03/2012) [-]
I lol'd
User avatar #15 - grimindreamland (09/03/2012) [-]
Or so he says, as far as We've seen it did diddly shit but shatter to Ichigo's manly nipples
#17 - akainu (09/03/2012) [-]
As I said before, Ichigo became god tier as part of the plotkai. We can't say attacks won't work just because they didn't work on ichigo
#444 - umad, Luffy, Son of Dragon???? 09/03/2012 on luffy +3
#264 - lol when people talk about one piece on here 08/21/2012 on Shocking!!! 0
#546 - This guy understands who to not **** with. good 08/09/2012 on Let's Compare! 0
#545 - you called? 08/09/2012 on Let's Compare! 0
#107 - Planet of the apes? 07/29/2012 on sarcasm vs. internet 0
#106 - Valid statement, but i find Simpsons the funniest  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2012 on Only on American Dad +9
User avatar #116 - annonomooselovesu (07/02/2012) [-]
You bet your sweet ass the Simpsons are the funniest!
#38 - m m nxsdeexvklkkliiiiiiimnj 06/27/2012 on Your name 0
#115 - The fact that you didn't think of using the word immaturity, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2012 on The worst thing is... +5
#135 - anonymous (05/04/2012) [-]
Immaturity didn't seem to take the point far enough, thus the invention of above word. It doesn't matter now, Funnyjunk has spoken. Good day Sir.
#604 - I wish I remember the video title...but someone in a special v… 03/24/2012 on Random knowledge 0
#591 - Except your body wouldn't be able to handle such acceleration.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2012 on Random knowledge -1
#664 - anonymous (03/24/2012) [-]
The highest acceleration at any point, would be 9.81 m/s^2. Which is gravity. People skydive all the time, you know.
User avatar #597 - simpleaxe (03/24/2012) [-]
What if you could build pods that can handle the intense heat and acceleration?
#604 - akainu (03/24/2012) [-]
I wish I remember the video title...but someone in a special vehicle accelerates really fast and when coming out has his eyes bulged out. He did it as a living (This took place in 80's or so.) You may ask why this doesn't happen to us on planes, in roller coasters, or for astronauts. Those projectiles have high velocity, but not as high acceleration.
#568 - Yes 03/24/2012 on Doom 0
#559 - Maybe the camera is on the protagonist's shoulder in doom...?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2012 on Doom +15
#565 - hopalongreborn (03/24/2012) [-]
and on his wrist in retarded?
#568 - akainu (03/24/2012) [-]
Yes
#1 - remind me how you're a comedy genius*  [+] (4 new replies) 03/21/2012 on facebook (1) 0
User avatar #2 - sexypotato (03/21/2012) [-]
comedic genius*
User avatar #6 - rulebysecrecy (03/21/2012) [-]
Lol he failed. I was going to correct the comic but you already corrected the correction, right on.
User avatar #3 - rulebysecrecy (03/21/2012) [-]
Lol he failed. I was going to correct the comic but you already corrected the correction, right on.
User avatar #4 - sexypotato (03/21/2012) [-]
correception
#1120 - **akainu rolled a random image posted in comment #3129147 a… 03/20/2012 on Yao ming laughs at your... 0

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#2 to #1 - akainu (07/18/2011) [-]
Honestly, I don't. And I'm not gonna delete your comment like all the other OC's complaining about people LOL. So please tell me what I did.
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#4 to #3 - akainu (07/18/2011) [-]
WHAT! But how did you....WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!
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#6 to #5 - akainu (07/18/2011) [-]
Oh wait. I'm Akainu! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. DEAL WITH IT, PIRATE SCUM.
#7 to #6 - akainu (07/18/2011) [-]
haha that made my day dude, thanks.
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