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#419 - True, but you're still being raised by two parents of the same…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2011 on Baww -2
#437 - sparkieemae (07/17/2011) [-]
Kids make fun of kids for, lets see, fucking everything. Fat kids, kids with glasses, weird kids, slow kids, kids with out of date clothes, kids with red hair, kids with braces, kids with nappy hair, dirty kids, asthmatic kids, slow kids, skinny kids, black kids white kids, Mexican kids, Asian kids, kids with hot moms, kids with fat moms, poor kids, rich kids.

The fact that at some point during their school carrier children may get made fun of for having a set of gay parents is not only a completely ridiculous one sided unthoughtful argument it is definitely a legally viable reason to take away the right to raise children from homosexuals.
#448 - akainu (07/17/2011) [-]
First off your reaction doesn't make sense cause I'm right and your post proved it..

Secondly, you're second paragraph made no sense.

Thirdly, Yeah I probably lived a sheltered, Christian life thinking that a homosexual couple having kids will suck for the kids, but...lol..what are you going to do about it? Sucks that you're argument had to end this way cause you seem to put a lot of effort into it as well. Good day.
User avatar #607 - sparkieemae (07/17/2011) [-]
Just saying you're right doesn't make you right. I gave you counter examples of the situation that you proposed happening under different situations, I'm not sure how I just proved you right.

Of course my second paragraph wouldn't make sense to you because you're a slack jawed bible thumping retard who obviously cannot grasp any concept more complex then "Jesus says so". A lot of effort? Simply stating common knowledge of any human being who has had more complex thoughts then "Jesus says so" doesn't take that much effort. Calling off a debate and declaring victory because your opponent confused you simply reinforces to me that you are a simpleton. But I'll repeat myself and break it down for you in easier to understand language which actually will take effort, but you're obviously new to this whole "Thinking" thing.

Kids get made fun of for any and everything. Period. End of story. So, your "point" that kids will* (might*) get teased for having two daddies isn't actually a point and should not dictate whether or not gay people should be moms and dads.
#623 - akainu (07/17/2011) [-]
I'm right because the only point of the previous post was to say that Kids will get bullied for having same sex parents. Read it and see for yourself. That's why I'm right and not wrong "retard". (hrhrhrhrhrhrhr I call people retard because they not smart like me)

If I OBVIOUSLY can't grasp any concept more complex than "Jesus says so" why do you still argue with me about this complex topic. *sigh*
User avatar #658 - sparkieemae (07/17/2011) [-]
Okay, I brought up all those situations because I was trying to make a point but I guess I was being to subtle.

Remember when I suggested single parents should have their children removed since the children wouldn't have both a mother and a father figure? It was to make a point that a mother and father figure are not an absolute necessity to growing up to become a productive adult.

Should children with red hair have their hair colored so they aren't made fun of? Should black children have their melanin removed so no one makes fun of them for their dark complexion? Should kids who need braces forgo them so they don't ever risk getting called brace face? Should children who need glasses just deal with their poor vision so no one calls them four eyes? Should "hot moms" either be forced into making themselves more unattractive or lose their kids? No? To all? So why should children be denied two perfectly capable loving parents who want them just because they are risking other children teasing them.
#394 - Excuse me for caring about the kids because they most likely w…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/17/2011 on Baww -4
#411 - sparkieemae (07/17/2011) [-]
Oh, so hypothetical here, mother dies in a car accident on the way home from the grocery store. No mother figure, dad is now a single father, should he have his kids taken away? What if dad dies, no father figure, should mom have her kids taken away? Parents getting divorced, no consistent parental figures either way, people get divorced all the time, should divorce be illegal now?

My son doesn't have a father, should he not exist or be put into foster home?

Kids don't need "Mom" AND "Dad" They just need someone to care for them and love them, be that two mommies, two daddies, one of each or one or the other.
#419 - akainu (07/17/2011) [-]
True, but you're still being raised by two parents of the same sex. Kids will make fun of that kid and he/she'll start feeling bad. *Waits till she brings up bullying*
#437 - sparkieemae (07/17/2011) [-]
Kids make fun of kids for, lets see, fucking everything. Fat kids, kids with glasses, weird kids, slow kids, kids with out of date clothes, kids with red hair, kids with braces, kids with nappy hair, dirty kids, asthmatic kids, slow kids, skinny kids, black kids white kids, Mexican kids, Asian kids, kids with hot moms, kids with fat moms, poor kids, rich kids.

The fact that at some point during their school carrier children may get made fun of for having a set of gay parents is not only a completely ridiculous one sided unthoughtful argument it is definitely a legally viable reason to take away the right to raise children from homosexuals.
#448 - akainu (07/17/2011) [-]
First off your reaction doesn't make sense cause I'm right and your post proved it..

Secondly, you're second paragraph made no sense.

Thirdly, Yeah I probably lived a sheltered, Christian life thinking that a homosexual couple having kids will suck for the kids, but...lol..what are you going to do about it? Sucks that you're argument had to end this way cause you seem to put a lot of effort into it as well. Good day.
User avatar #607 - sparkieemae (07/17/2011) [-]
Just saying you're right doesn't make you right. I gave you counter examples of the situation that you proposed happening under different situations, I'm not sure how I just proved you right.

Of course my second paragraph wouldn't make sense to you because you're a slack jawed bible thumping retard who obviously cannot grasp any concept more complex then "Jesus says so". A lot of effort? Simply stating common knowledge of any human being who has had more complex thoughts then "Jesus says so" doesn't take that much effort. Calling off a debate and declaring victory because your opponent confused you simply reinforces to me that you are a simpleton. But I'll repeat myself and break it down for you in easier to understand language which actually will take effort, but you're obviously new to this whole "Thinking" thing.

Kids get made fun of for any and everything. Period. End of story. So, your "point" that kids will* (might*) get teased for having two daddies isn't actually a point and should not dictate whether or not gay people should be moms and dads.
#623 - akainu (07/17/2011) [-]
I'm right because the only point of the previous post was to say that Kids will get bullied for having same sex parents. Read it and see for yourself. That's why I'm right and not wrong "retard". (hrhrhrhrhrhrhr I call people retard because they not smart like me)

If I OBVIOUSLY can't grasp any concept more complex than "Jesus says so" why do you still argue with me about this complex topic. *sigh*
User avatar #658 - sparkieemae (07/17/2011) [-]
Okay, I brought up all those situations because I was trying to make a point but I guess I was being to subtle.

Remember when I suggested single parents should have their children removed since the children wouldn't have both a mother and a father figure? It was to make a point that a mother and father figure are not an absolute necessity to growing up to become a productive adult.

Should children with red hair have their hair colored so they aren't made fun of? Should black children have their melanin removed so no one makes fun of them for their dark complexion? Should kids who need braces forgo them so they don't ever risk getting called brace face? Should children who need glasses just deal with their poor vision so no one calls them four eyes? Should "hot moms" either be forced into making themselves more unattractive or lose their kids? No? To all? So why should children be denied two perfectly capable loving parents who want them just because they are risking other children teasing them.
#310 - Lesbians with kids?? Got damn man...  [+] (9 new replies) 07/17/2011 on Baww -17
#383 - sparkieemae (07/17/2011) [-]
LIK OMG HOW CAN TWO GIRLS HAV KIDS I AM TWELVE YEARS OLD AND WUT IS THIS
#394 - akainu (07/17/2011) [-]
Excuse me for caring about the kids because they most likely won't have a father figure. I don't care if people like men or women or EVEN if they get married, but raising the kids in such an atmosphere doesn't seem the best for me. I don't even care about red thumbs lol. I'm not scared to voice my opinion.
#411 - sparkieemae (07/17/2011) [-]
Oh, so hypothetical here, mother dies in a car accident on the way home from the grocery store. No mother figure, dad is now a single father, should he have his kids taken away? What if dad dies, no father figure, should mom have her kids taken away? Parents getting divorced, no consistent parental figures either way, people get divorced all the time, should divorce be illegal now?

My son doesn't have a father, should he not exist or be put into foster home?

Kids don't need "Mom" AND "Dad" They just need someone to care for them and love them, be that two mommies, two daddies, one of each or one or the other.
#419 - akainu (07/17/2011) [-]
True, but you're still being raised by two parents of the same sex. Kids will make fun of that kid and he/she'll start feeling bad. *Waits till she brings up bullying*
#437 - sparkieemae (07/17/2011) [-]
Kids make fun of kids for, lets see, fucking everything. Fat kids, kids with glasses, weird kids, slow kids, kids with out of date clothes, kids with red hair, kids with braces, kids with nappy hair, dirty kids, asthmatic kids, slow kids, skinny kids, black kids white kids, Mexican kids, Asian kids, kids with hot moms, kids with fat moms, poor kids, rich kids.

The fact that at some point during their school carrier children may get made fun of for having a set of gay parents is not only a completely ridiculous one sided unthoughtful argument it is definitely a legally viable reason to take away the right to raise children from homosexuals.
#448 - akainu (07/17/2011) [-]
First off your reaction doesn't make sense cause I'm right and your post proved it..

Secondly, you're second paragraph made no sense.

Thirdly, Yeah I probably lived a sheltered, Christian life thinking that a homosexual couple having kids will suck for the kids, but...lol..what are you going to do about it? Sucks that you're argument had to end this way cause you seem to put a lot of effort into it as well. Good day.
User avatar #607 - sparkieemae (07/17/2011) [-]
Just saying you're right doesn't make you right. I gave you counter examples of the situation that you proposed happening under different situations, I'm not sure how I just proved you right.

Of course my second paragraph wouldn't make sense to you because you're a slack jawed bible thumping retard who obviously cannot grasp any concept more complex then "Jesus says so". A lot of effort? Simply stating common knowledge of any human being who has had more complex thoughts then "Jesus says so" doesn't take that much effort. Calling off a debate and declaring victory because your opponent confused you simply reinforces to me that you are a simpleton. But I'll repeat myself and break it down for you in easier to understand language which actually will take effort, but you're obviously new to this whole "Thinking" thing.

Kids get made fun of for any and everything. Period. End of story. So, your "point" that kids will* (might*) get teased for having two daddies isn't actually a point and should not dictate whether or not gay people should be moms and dads.
#623 - akainu (07/17/2011) [-]
I'm right because the only point of the previous post was to say that Kids will get bullied for having same sex parents. Read it and see for yourself. That's why I'm right and not wrong "retard". (hrhrhrhrhrhrhr I call people retard because they not smart like me)

If I OBVIOUSLY can't grasp any concept more complex than "Jesus says so" why do you still argue with me about this complex topic. *sigh*
User avatar #658 - sparkieemae (07/17/2011) [-]
Okay, I brought up all those situations because I was trying to make a point but I guess I was being to subtle.

Remember when I suggested single parents should have their children removed since the children wouldn't have both a mother and a father figure? It was to make a point that a mother and father figure are not an absolute necessity to growing up to become a productive adult.

Should children with red hair have their hair colored so they aren't made fun of? Should black children have their melanin removed so no one makes fun of them for their dark complexion? Should kids who need braces forgo them so they don't ever risk getting called brace face? Should children who need glasses just deal with their poor vision so no one calls them four eyes? Should "hot moms" either be forced into making themselves more unattractive or lose their kids? No? To all? So why should children be denied two perfectly capable loving parents who want them just because they are risking other children teasing them.
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#427 - xxdremisterxx (07/16/2011) [-]
Congrats sir! You have successfully countered stupidity with logic. :)
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#169 - I'm Indian too, and I've gotten it to work a few occasions.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2011 on School sick +3
#170 - asuradragon (07/12/2011) [-]
well your parents arent as strict as mine
#177 - akainu (07/12/2011) [-]
no they prob aren't.
#418 - 1. accept this challenge. 2. Intentionally say it in anothe… 07/11/2011 on Holy Shit +9
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#315 - My bad, maybe I should of been more clear... [Before I …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2011 on Hendrix Boob Action 0
#317 - funkmasterflex (07/07/2011) [-]
i never thought of that.

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#2 to #1 - akainu (07/18/2011) [-]
Honestly, I don't. And I'm not gonna delete your comment like all the other OC's complaining about people LOL. So please tell me what I did.
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#4 to #3 - akainu (07/18/2011) [-]
WHAT! But how did you....WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!
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#6 to #5 - akainu (07/18/2011) [-]
Oh wait. I'm Akainu! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. DEAL WITH IT, PIRATE SCUM.
#7 to #6 - akainu (07/18/2011) [-]
haha that made my day dude, thanks.
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