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#105 - he looks like he's having one continuous orgasm 05/02/2012 on vidya games +3
#8 - oh... see i thought you were trying out a slang word for mastu… 05/02/2012 on You know +1
#1201 - HAIL AVATAR MYMOMSLAPSME!!!! 04/28/2012 on roll em 0
#17 - there you go all zero'd out  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2012 on Behind you +1
#18 - Tommovdv (04/24/2012) [-]
Thanks bud! Green one for you!
#585 - it was explained in a former GL comic. all you have to do is d… 04/23/2012 on Avengers OC 0
#74 - (going to hell for this) you mean asian? 04/23/2012 on You don't say +1
#583 - superman= can only be hurt in 2 scenarios kyptonite and red su…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2012 on Avengers OC 0
User avatar #584 - mynameismoses (04/23/2012) [-]
thors weakness if he loses his hammer for 60 seconds he becomes mortal thats pretty soft :3, yea wolverine is completly indestructible the whole cutting off his head thing is just a myth (supermans the stupidest hero ever other then aquaman ) and HEY DUN MAKE FUN OF THE GREEN LANTERNS and the amount of power it would take from the power rings to destroy a planet would not only drain thousands of power rings but also destroy them making them useless. shazam is only cool because his enemies black adam which is just the evil version of himself
#585 - ajaxtheking (04/23/2012) [-]
it was explained in a former GL comic. all you have to do is disrupt the core of a planet and it will go boom
#355 - yup same 04/22/2012 on One of the Most Powerful... 0
#161 - yeah but look at the size of it 04/22/2012 on Bad luck egyptian +10
#580 - know why i don't like DC? because instead of cleaning up a lon…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2012 on Avengers OC 0
User avatar #582 - mynameismoses (04/23/2012) [-]
marvel civil war just got re-made, marvel X has been released and are now doing it for almost every series, same with dark horse comic book developers tend to re-release stuff if its good and im sorry but i really just dont like most of marvel senarios that their superheroes got their powers think batman- when he was a kid his parents were murdered then later while playing he fell into a batcave and devloped a fear of bats and then later harnessed his fear and uses fear to defeat his oppents spiderman- he was on a school trip and they were expirementing on a spider to make an ultimate killer spider and he gets bitten by the radioactive spider and gains superpowers not gonna be that guy but spider bites can kill you im pretty sure he"d be pretty fckn sick instead of all NOW I CAN RUN UP LEDGES AWESOME. thor- hes a god...... thats it. Captin America- play halo then play CoD and you know whats gooing, Hulk-he was shot by a high pulse of gamma radiation that got shot out when someone accidently blew up a bomb the only person that actually has a good backstory for me personally is ironman
#583 - ajaxtheking (04/23/2012) [-]
superman= can only be hurt in 2 scenarios kyptonite and red sun rays. SHAZAM= billy batson who got the word of power from an old guy and now is just as strong as superman (well stronger considering superman is ineffective against magic) ALL GREEN LANTERNS Hal, John, and Guy just because they have the will to live they get rings that can blow up a planet? the fact that their is a SPEED FORCE and super speedster version of the grim reaper. and Aqua man...nuff said on him. spider-man was bit yes but he was irresponsible with his powers his uncle died and because of it he learned responsibility. hulk was in a gamma bomb explosion, he wasn't shot, Captain Americas origin is what makes him great, he's a strategist, leader, always on the front line, (basicly batman except he only needs ONE tool, has super-human abilities) and Thor well yeah he just tick's me off. he let's his hammer judge people, granted it was meant to but...damnit. and iron man well he's fucking iron man. this is fun wanna friend?
User avatar #584 - mynameismoses (04/23/2012) [-]
thors weakness if he loses his hammer for 60 seconds he becomes mortal thats pretty soft :3, yea wolverine is completly indestructible the whole cutting off his head thing is just a myth (supermans the stupidest hero ever other then aquaman ) and HEY DUN MAKE FUN OF THE GREEN LANTERNS and the amount of power it would take from the power rings to destroy a planet would not only drain thousands of power rings but also destroy them making them useless. shazam is only cool because his enemies black adam which is just the evil version of himself
#585 - ajaxtheking (04/23/2012) [-]
it was explained in a former GL comic. all you have to do is disrupt the core of a planet and it will go boom
#47 - i feel like that face wants to rape me  [+] (20 new replies) 04/22/2012 on YES +6
#48 - logantheponykiller (04/22/2012) [-]
"Hello new friend. My name is Fred.
The words you hear are in my head.
I say I said my name is Fred.
And I've been very...
Naughty.
#112 - riathewolf (04/22/2012) [-]
I legitimately like Freaky Fred.

<--- Not like this though. I just found this funny, lol
User avatar #53 - warzon (04/22/2012) [-]
Cover your ears
close your eyes
curl up into a ball
wimper
^
What i did after reading that
#56 - logantheponykiller (04/22/2012) [-]
how about a shave new friend
User avatar #58 - secondlawprevails (04/22/2012) [-]
not as creepy as the original. Sorry.
#59 - logantheponykiller (04/22/2012) [-]
you mean this photo?
#61 - secondlawprevails (04/22/2012) [-]
All my nope! Please take it and go!
#63 - logantheponykiller (04/22/2012) [-]
oh hi brother still saying no
#64 - secondlawprevails (04/22/2012) [-]
sup Bro? No, not all the time.
#65 - logantheponykiller (04/22/2012) [-]
you said no again brother you should be like me and say yes
#66 - secondlawprevails (04/22/2012) [-]
Naw man, No is where it's at.
#67 - logantheponykiller (04/22/2012) [-]
oh no here comes our other brother from Germany
#70 - secondlawprevails (04/22/2012) [-]
Oh, no! He doesn't get along to well with our cousin from Russia.
#72 - logantheponykiller (04/22/2012) [-]
maybe we should all calm down and drink some jack daniels
#100 - pulu (04/22/2012) [-]
Daniel's is not so good :/

You should try this
#73 - secondlawprevails (04/22/2012) [-]
Yes!
#75 - logantheponykiller (04/22/2012) [-]
they say beer will make you dumb it are go good with pizza now that we have drank some beer lets go drive a car
#76 - secondlawprevails (04/22/2012) [-]
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
#78 - logantheponykiller (04/22/2012) [-]
i am drunk
#51 - sopsop (04/22/2012) [-]
Holy Hell, Fred!
#156 - my guess is a funny cunt  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2012 on Kunny's night out. +5
#160 - sabbykat (04/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #157 - gramernazi (04/22/2012) [-]
... Nice.
#37 - i wish i was that light saber 04/21/2012 on The force is strong with... +1
#229 - why?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/21/2012 on Avengers OC 0
User avatar #576 - mynameismoses (04/22/2012) [-]
you wanna know why ? pepper potts, bruce banner, J johna jameson jr. peter parker, otto octavius. FUCKING ALLITERATIONS
#580 - ajaxtheking (04/22/2012) [-]
know why i don't like DC? because instead of cleaning up a long ass story line and making sure every question is answered they reboot their series every 20 years.and you don't have to yell we're just a couple of adults having a conversation about children's comic book series. something about what i said doesn't seem right
User avatar #582 - mynameismoses (04/23/2012) [-]
marvel civil war just got re-made, marvel X has been released and are now doing it for almost every series, same with dark horse comic book developers tend to re-release stuff if its good and im sorry but i really just dont like most of marvel senarios that their superheroes got their powers think batman- when he was a kid his parents were murdered then later while playing he fell into a batcave and devloped a fear of bats and then later harnessed his fear and uses fear to defeat his oppents spiderman- he was on a school trip and they were expirementing on a spider to make an ultimate killer spider and he gets bitten by the radioactive spider and gains superpowers not gonna be that guy but spider bites can kill you im pretty sure he"d be pretty fckn sick instead of all NOW I CAN RUN UP LEDGES AWESOME. thor- hes a god...... thats it. Captin America- play halo then play CoD and you know whats gooing, Hulk-he was shot by a high pulse of gamma radiation that got shot out when someone accidently blew up a bomb the only person that actually has a good backstory for me personally is ironman
#583 - ajaxtheking (04/23/2012) [-]
superman= can only be hurt in 2 scenarios kyptonite and red sun rays. SHAZAM= billy batson who got the word of power from an old guy and now is just as strong as superman (well stronger considering superman is ineffective against magic) ALL GREEN LANTERNS Hal, John, and Guy just because they have the will to live they get rings that can blow up a planet? the fact that their is a SPEED FORCE and super speedster version of the grim reaper. and Aqua man...nuff said on him. spider-man was bit yes but he was irresponsible with his powers his uncle died and because of it he learned responsibility. hulk was in a gamma bomb explosion, he wasn't shot, Captain Americas origin is what makes him great, he's a strategist, leader, always on the front line, (basicly batman except he only needs ONE tool, has super-human abilities) and Thor well yeah he just tick's me off. he let's his hammer judge people, granted it was meant to but...damnit. and iron man well he's fucking iron man. this is fun wanna friend?
User avatar #584 - mynameismoses (04/23/2012) [-]
thors weakness if he loses his hammer for 60 seconds he becomes mortal thats pretty soft :3, yea wolverine is completly indestructible the whole cutting off his head thing is just a myth (supermans the stupidest hero ever other then aquaman ) and HEY DUN MAKE FUN OF THE GREEN LANTERNS and the amount of power it would take from the power rings to destroy a planet would not only drain thousands of power rings but also destroy them making them useless. shazam is only cool because his enemies black adam which is just the evil version of himself
#585 - ajaxtheking (04/23/2012) [-]
it was explained in a former GL comic. all you have to do is disrupt the core of a planet and it will go boom
#226 - wolverine, spider-man, she-hulk, giant-man, wasp 04/21/2012 on Avengers OC -1
#262 - holy **** i got 30 thumbs awesome 04/19/2012 on Brace Yourself -2
#18 - hey since aang was the last avatar and korra is the new one an…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/19/2012 on Brace Yourself -35
#262 - ajaxtheking (04/19/2012) [-]
holy fuck i got 30 thumbs awesome

#187 - feelythefeel (04/19/2012) [-]
Considering he has to die for the next Avatar to be born, plus other than that they share no relation...... it would be necrophilia. Why the hell do you ask?
#66 - naeoro (04/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #20 - hypercombofinish (04/19/2012) [-]
No, it would be masturbating.
#26 - anonymous (04/19/2012) [-]
Necrophilia.
User avatar #19 - ShaunG (04/19/2012) [-]
Aaaaaaand?
#30 - Spikeydeath (04/19/2012) [-]
spiritual rape
#45 - 1224 why are we doing this?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2012 on The Coolest Dad Ever +1
#49 - anonymous (04/11/2012) [-]
605th WHAT!
#50 - conagheraxe (04/11/2012) [-]
Your joke sucked.
#1 - he's just so ******* gorgeous  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2012 on Ridiculously Photogenic Guy +38
User avatar #2 - playpus (04/06/2012) [-]
IKR? The worst part is, he looks even better in other pictures. Didn't even think that was possible.
User avatar #5 - isexcats (04/07/2012) [-]
not sure if woman or gay
User avatar #78 - playpus (04/07/2012) [-]
Woman.
#9 - anonymous (04/07/2012) [-]
You don't have to be gay to admire the piece of art that is this man. He's just so... Beautiful.
#16 - anonymous (04/07/2012) [-]
You don't have to be... but chances are you might have more interest in him than other girls.
You might have to accept your fate.
#20 - because it is your cat 04/03/2012 on World Cat Breading II 0
#60 - take that pic put it in a gif with a hot girl of some sort and… 03/22/2012 on Cheating Death Level: 100 0
#194 - ok so wheres the black guy? 03/18/2012 on When You See It... -1
#86 - i can't believe i forgot to ******* log in when i…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2012 on My kind of school 0
User avatar #91 - TheDemonator (03/10/2012) [-]
Oh, and I thought I might add that I think I remember the channel logo after watching it online to be BBC One.
User avatar #88 - TheDemonator (03/10/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's just called Sherlock. If you're into mysteries and crime solving then you should definitely try it out. It's even better if you've ever read any of the original Sherlock Holmes stories. It beats anything I've watched here in America for sure.
#377 - he didn't die he just ascended 03/04/2012 on Bruce Lee: how it ended +6
#53 - i don't have a closet sooo... what now bitch? 02/11/2012 on Graffiti level: English... +1
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#3 - ajaxtheking (10/14/2012) [-]
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#2 - ajaxtheking (10/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - screename (08/14/2012) [-]
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