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#41 - Who gives a **** ? Do I look like I asked some nec…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Lord of The Betas +10
User avatar #138 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, see, while I can agree with your original point (size isn't important, more what you're doing with it), dehumanizing women is something you should worry about it. I mean, think about it: if you dehumanize women, what are you having sex with? Something not human. That's masturbation at best, or worse still bestiality.
besides the whole 50% of humanity being women, etc.
Jes sayin.
User avatar #155 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Also, that whole "bestiality" part didn't make any sense at all. I can call you a cucumber all day long, that doesn't physically make you a cucumber.
#153 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Female is just a term I like to use, you don't have to be so literal about every little detail. Chick is dehumanizing. So are bitch and hoe. Girl is condescending to women my age. But I still use ALL those terms. The only two human beings on the planet who have ever seen a problem with it are you and the other guy.
User avatar #165 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Oh I don't have a problem with the term female (see comment 127), I was talking about the dehumanization of women as a topic in general.
User avatar #167 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
I see your point and all lady, but if I stopped to think about how everyone felt, I would be as much of a dick, now would I? And you women, you don't want a gentleman who's gonna make you feel "human", you want a caveman who will metaphorically bang you over the head with a club and ravage you in a cave...
#168 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, I *am* a fan of concussions and cave sex...
#169 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Metaphorically speaking, of course. You'd want the man to be dominant, to the point, blunt, almost to the point of him manhandling you. That's what works for me, anyway.
User avatar #171 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Depends on the mood for me honestly, I suspect everyone falls somewhere different on the caveman-to-kitten scale.
#173 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Now this I agree with.
User avatar #44 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm not surprised. Good luck with being a dick then.
#45 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Who needs luck, when you're this skilled at being a dick?


Besides, bitches love my attitude.
User avatar #46 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Haha sure they do
User avatar #66 - waterbottlemanboy (12/02/2013) [-]
They do, I'm an asshole and everyone loves me, but I'm the lovable, kind, asshole. You're just a cunt.
User avatar #81 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
The fact that I'm a cunt isn't really an argument. More thumbs downsss plzzzorx
User avatar #142 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Hey, better to be a cunt then than an asshole like some ITT. Ain't nobody likes what comes out of assholes.
#38 - Dood. The **** is you talkin' bout my ***** ?  [+] (24 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Lord of The Betas +9
User avatar #40 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't usually give a fuck about these things but that particular one is a pet peeve of mine
User avatar #39 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
"Females" is dehumanizing. You're not sexing a duck, you're talking about women.
User avatar #127 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't think "females" in itself is dehumanizing (and I say this as one), there didn't seem to me to be anything wrong in airjordanjetson's use of it. Although props for making me laugh with the "you're not fucking a duck".
User avatar #130 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
sexing = determining the sex of
User avatar #134 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. Sorry, I've heard that used slangily as "having sex with someone", and given the context, that's where my mind went. Even understanding that, it's still a pretty funny sentence.
User avatar #135 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I was kinda wondering if people would know
User avatar #54 - syrenthra (12/02/2013) [-]
well my friend calls his girlfriend his female, and she is fine with it
User avatar #55 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Like i said, just a pet peeve of mine.
User avatar #41 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Who gives a fuck? Do I look like I asked some neckbeard knight in shining armor to give me advice? Fuck no. I really could care less about dehumanizing women, or whatever it is you're talkin' bout.
User avatar #138 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, see, while I can agree with your original point (size isn't important, more what you're doing with it), dehumanizing women is something you should worry about it. I mean, think about it: if you dehumanize women, what are you having sex with? Something not human. That's masturbation at best, or worse still bestiality.
besides the whole 50% of humanity being women, etc.
Jes sayin.
User avatar #155 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Also, that whole "bestiality" part didn't make any sense at all. I can call you a cucumber all day long, that doesn't physically make you a cucumber.
#153 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Female is just a term I like to use, you don't have to be so literal about every little detail. Chick is dehumanizing. So are bitch and hoe. Girl is condescending to women my age. But I still use ALL those terms. The only two human beings on the planet who have ever seen a problem with it are you and the other guy.
User avatar #165 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Oh I don't have a problem with the term female (see comment 127), I was talking about the dehumanization of women as a topic in general.
User avatar #167 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
I see your point and all lady, but if I stopped to think about how everyone felt, I would be as much of a dick, now would I? And you women, you don't want a gentleman who's gonna make you feel "human", you want a caveman who will metaphorically bang you over the head with a club and ravage you in a cave...
#168 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, I *am* a fan of concussions and cave sex...
#169 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Metaphorically speaking, of course. You'd want the man to be dominant, to the point, blunt, almost to the point of him manhandling you. That's what works for me, anyway.
User avatar #171 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Depends on the mood for me honestly, I suspect everyone falls somewhere different on the caveman-to-kitten scale.
#173 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Now this I agree with.
User avatar #44 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm not surprised. Good luck with being a dick then.
#45 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Who needs luck, when you're this skilled at being a dick?


Besides, bitches love my attitude.
User avatar #46 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Haha sure they do
User avatar #66 - waterbottlemanboy (12/02/2013) [-]
They do, I'm an asshole and everyone loves me, but I'm the lovable, kind, asshole. You're just a cunt.
User avatar #81 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
The fact that I'm a cunt isn't really an argument. More thumbs downsss plzzzorx
User avatar #142 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Hey, better to be a cunt then than an asshole like some ITT. Ain't nobody likes what comes out of assholes.
#35 - Nah man, 4 inches is just like standard small. And usually it …  [+] (26 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Lord of The Betas +9
User avatar #36 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Out of all the names for women, why do you always have to pick the species non-specific one? I don't think I've ever heard a girl call guys for males, it's a bit dehumanizing, and if you keep doing it I don't think it's dick size you need to worry about.
#38 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Dood. The fuck is you talkin' bout my nigga?
User avatar #40 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't usually give a fuck about these things but that particular one is a pet peeve of mine
User avatar #39 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
"Females" is dehumanizing. You're not sexing a duck, you're talking about women.
User avatar #127 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't think "females" in itself is dehumanizing (and I say this as one), there didn't seem to me to be anything wrong in airjordanjetson's use of it. Although props for making me laugh with the "you're not fucking a duck".
User avatar #130 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
sexing = determining the sex of
User avatar #134 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. Sorry, I've heard that used slangily as "having sex with someone", and given the context, that's where my mind went. Even understanding that, it's still a pretty funny sentence.
User avatar #135 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I was kinda wondering if people would know
User avatar #54 - syrenthra (12/02/2013) [-]
well my friend calls his girlfriend his female, and she is fine with it
User avatar #55 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Like i said, just a pet peeve of mine.
User avatar #41 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Who gives a fuck? Do I look like I asked some neckbeard knight in shining armor to give me advice? Fuck no. I really could care less about dehumanizing women, or whatever it is you're talkin' bout.
User avatar #138 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, see, while I can agree with your original point (size isn't important, more what you're doing with it), dehumanizing women is something you should worry about it. I mean, think about it: if you dehumanize women, what are you having sex with? Something not human. That's masturbation at best, or worse still bestiality.
besides the whole 50% of humanity being women, etc.
Jes sayin.
User avatar #155 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Also, that whole "bestiality" part didn't make any sense at all. I can call you a cucumber all day long, that doesn't physically make you a cucumber.
#153 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Female is just a term I like to use, you don't have to be so literal about every little detail. Chick is dehumanizing. So are bitch and hoe. Girl is condescending to women my age. But I still use ALL those terms. The only two human beings on the planet who have ever seen a problem with it are you and the other guy.
User avatar #165 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Oh I don't have a problem with the term female (see comment 127), I was talking about the dehumanization of women as a topic in general.
User avatar #167 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
I see your point and all lady, but if I stopped to think about how everyone felt, I would be as much of a dick, now would I? And you women, you don't want a gentleman who's gonna make you feel "human", you want a caveman who will metaphorically bang you over the head with a club and ravage you in a cave...
#168 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, I *am* a fan of concussions and cave sex...
#169 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Metaphorically speaking, of course. You'd want the man to be dominant, to the point, blunt, almost to the point of him manhandling you. That's what works for me, anyway.
User avatar #171 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Depends on the mood for me honestly, I suspect everyone falls somewhere different on the caveman-to-kitten scale.
#173 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Now this I agree with.
User avatar #44 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm not surprised. Good luck with being a dick then.
#45 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Who needs luck, when you're this skilled at being a dick?


Besides, bitches love my attitude.
User avatar #46 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Haha sure they do
User avatar #66 - waterbottlemanboy (12/02/2013) [-]
They do, I'm an asshole and everyone loves me, but I'm the lovable, kind, asshole. You're just a cunt.
User avatar #81 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
The fact that I'm a cunt isn't really an argument. More thumbs downsss plzzzorx
User avatar #142 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Hey, better to be a cunt then than an asshole like some ITT. Ain't nobody likes what comes out of assholes.
#33 - As long as you aren't ridiculously small or just generally bad…  [+] (28 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Lord of The Betas +8
User avatar #34 - lovepain (12/02/2013) [-]
Whats Ridiculosly small ? 4 inches. And i thought that was all High school, big dicks are better type of thing
#35 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Nah man, 4 inches is just like standard small. And usually it doesn't really matter to females, seeing as penis size doesn't determine a good sexual experience, naahmean?

Just believe in yourself.
User avatar #36 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Out of all the names for women, why do you always have to pick the species non-specific one? I don't think I've ever heard a girl call guys for males, it's a bit dehumanizing, and if you keep doing it I don't think it's dick size you need to worry about.
#38 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Dood. The fuck is you talkin' bout my nigga?
User avatar #40 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't usually give a fuck about these things but that particular one is a pet peeve of mine
User avatar #39 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
"Females" is dehumanizing. You're not sexing a duck, you're talking about women.
User avatar #127 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't think "females" in itself is dehumanizing (and I say this as one), there didn't seem to me to be anything wrong in airjordanjetson's use of it. Although props for making me laugh with the "you're not fucking a duck".
User avatar #130 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
sexing = determining the sex of
User avatar #134 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. Sorry, I've heard that used slangily as "having sex with someone", and given the context, that's where my mind went. Even understanding that, it's still a pretty funny sentence.
User avatar #135 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I was kinda wondering if people would know
User avatar #54 - syrenthra (12/02/2013) [-]
well my friend calls his girlfriend his female, and she is fine with it
User avatar #55 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Like i said, just a pet peeve of mine.
User avatar #41 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Who gives a fuck? Do I look like I asked some neckbeard knight in shining armor to give me advice? Fuck no. I really could care less about dehumanizing women, or whatever it is you're talkin' bout.
User avatar #138 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, see, while I can agree with your original point (size isn't important, more what you're doing with it), dehumanizing women is something you should worry about it. I mean, think about it: if you dehumanize women, what are you having sex with? Something not human. That's masturbation at best, or worse still bestiality.
besides the whole 50% of humanity being women, etc.
Jes sayin.
User avatar #155 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Also, that whole "bestiality" part didn't make any sense at all. I can call you a cucumber all day long, that doesn't physically make you a cucumber.
#153 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Female is just a term I like to use, you don't have to be so literal about every little detail. Chick is dehumanizing. So are bitch and hoe. Girl is condescending to women my age. But I still use ALL those terms. The only two human beings on the planet who have ever seen a problem with it are you and the other guy.
User avatar #165 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Oh I don't have a problem with the term female (see comment 127), I was talking about the dehumanization of women as a topic in general.
User avatar #167 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
I see your point and all lady, but if I stopped to think about how everyone felt, I would be as much of a dick, now would I? And you women, you don't want a gentleman who's gonna make you feel "human", you want a caveman who will metaphorically bang you over the head with a club and ravage you in a cave...
#168 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, I *am* a fan of concussions and cave sex...
#169 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Metaphorically speaking, of course. You'd want the man to be dominant, to the point, blunt, almost to the point of him manhandling you. That's what works for me, anyway.
User avatar #171 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Depends on the mood for me honestly, I suspect everyone falls somewhere different on the caveman-to-kitten scale.
#173 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Now this I agree with.
User avatar #44 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm not surprised. Good luck with being a dick then.
#45 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Who needs luck, when you're this skilled at being a dick?


Besides, bitches love my attitude.
User avatar #46 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Haha sure they do
User avatar #66 - waterbottlemanboy (12/02/2013) [-]
They do, I'm an asshole and everyone loves me, but I'm the lovable, kind, asshole. You're just a cunt.
User avatar #81 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
The fact that I'm a cunt isn't really an argument. More thumbs downsss plzzzorx
User avatar #142 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Hey, better to be a cunt then than an asshole like some ITT. Ain't nobody likes what comes out of assholes.
#21 - Broswing through Funnyjunk and I stumble upon my own content.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on Lord of The Betas +12
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#70 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm trying to offer you pizza and tea.
#71 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
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#70 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm trying to offer you pizza and tea.
#71 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#72 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
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#66 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
You sure?
#67 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#68 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
#69 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#70 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm trying to offer you pizza and tea.
#71 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#72 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
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#64 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
Wanna get some tea? or pizza?
#65 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#66 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
You sure?
#67 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#68 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
#69 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#70 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm trying to offer you pizza and tea.
#71 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#72 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
#61 - Do I seem upset to you?  [+] (11 new replies) 11/22/2013 on No anything but that even... 0
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#63 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
Guess again, modafocka
#64 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
Wanna get some tea? or pizza?
#65 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#66 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
You sure?
#67 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#68 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
#69 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#70 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm trying to offer you pizza and tea.
#71 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#72 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
#56 - Hi. i'm huntergriff. First i'm going to demonstrate how this j…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/22/2013 on No anything but that even... +1
#59 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
#61 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
Do I seem upset to you?
#62 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
#63 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
Guess again, modafocka
#64 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
Wanna get some tea? or pizza?
#65 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#66 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
You sure?
#67 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#68 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
#69 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#70 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm trying to offer you pizza and tea.
#71 - airjordanjetson (11/22/2013) [-]
#72 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
#15 - Mouths. Otherwise the nose on the ***** would be … 11/22/2013 on Fuck You All 0
#6 - Bravo, lightbulb. Way to make an ass of yourself. 11/22/2013 on (untitled) +5
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#1 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
Little Bitch.
#2 to #1 - airjordanjetson (11/01/2013) [-]
Lol says the ***** who likes Justin Bieber
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