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airbornfiftysix

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 100
Facebook Profile: Fuck you.
Youtube Channel: MontageParodiesXTREME
Steam Profile: onevonemeirl
Consoles Owned: Nintendo One, Sega 4
Video Games Played: Bad Rats
X-box Gamertag: xXblaze420x360noscopemlgXx1
PSN: Am I kawaii yet, desu desu?
Interests: Everything you don't like, shitposting
Date Signed Up:4/04/2011
Last Login:4/20/2015
Location:my house
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7483
Comment Ranking:#6207
Highest Content Rank:#7485
Highest Comment Rank:#6247
Content Thumbs: 35 total,  48 ,  83
Comment Thumbs: 596 total,  741 ,  145
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level -38 Content: disliked → Level -37 Content: disliked
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 149 Comments: Faptastic → Level 150 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:1
Content Views:5162
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:180
FJ Points:453
le incest twins, xDxD so funny. LoL

latest user's comments

#108 - ...yet 01/29/2013 on Internet logic -10
#348 - This is so true, its scary. 01/26/2013 on Learning curves of popular... -3
#77 - derp 01/25/2013 on You never. +20
#121 - and if all else fail, we rape em , wait what. 01/24/2013 on Well fuck me....... 0
#2 - Atleast have the balls to make an account.  [+] (14 new replies) 01/10/2013 on MFW #cut4justin related stuff +9
#3 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
Lulwhat. What "balls" do you think it takes to make an account?

Let's correct this for you: At least I have a life, instead of having an account on Faggotjunk dedicated to thumbwhoring and being a little bitch faggot like you.
User avatar #4 - dashgamer (01/10/2013) [-]
So condescending... But let's take a serious look at My Little Pony in comparison to Bieber. Bieber makes his career off of lionizing prepubescent urges. If you don't understand what that means, it's my way of saying his songs have been about romance and sex before his balls even dropped. My Little Pony idolizes kindness, empathy, and understanding through a cute, if effeminate, medium. Now you tell me which has more value: shouting baby fifty times and being a sex idol or promoting friendship and amity.
We may be faggots, but Bieber's faggotry is much greater than ours.
#19 - xgrandmoffx (01/10/2013) [-]
True that. Long live you, dashgamer.
User avatar #20 - dashgamer (01/10/2013) [-]
=] Same to you, friend.
User avatar #11 - ponchovia (01/10/2013) [-]
also just to help you laugh a little watch this if you haven't seen it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLl7Qe35O64
#9 - ponchovia (01/10/2013) [-]
well put my friend i raise a glass to you and yours... ... ...cheers
and to be honest i can not...nor can i...put it any better than you just have pat your self on the back, pick your poison, and enjoy the good life
#10 - dashgamer (01/10/2013) [-]
I can't think tonight, because I have to drink for college.
#12 - ponchovia (01/10/2013) [-]
remember beer before liquor, throw up quicker; liquor before beer, your in the clear.
the other version if you feel like being an ass to drunks
beer before liquor, throw up quicker; liquor before beer, makes you queer
used that last one once... ...my friends kicked my drunken ass till i stopped laughing
User avatar #13 - dashgamer (01/10/2013) [-]
But... but... you didn't catch the spoonerism there? I switched the two words.
I'm a professional alcoholic, a US Marine, so I know my shit. =]
User avatar #14 - ponchovia (01/10/2013) [-]
thats what got my drunken ass kicked...the five day's of pain was worth the joke...but then again i was drunk for four days
User avatar #15 - dashgamer (01/10/2013) [-]
0o They weren't your friends if they kicked your ass that hard.
User avatar #16 - ponchovia (01/10/2013) [-]
no it was me...like i said i was drunk for four days strait that i thought the same joke was still funny each time i tolled it when they had a beer just before a shot of jack or rum...there great friends don't get me wrong i was just being too much of a drunken smart ass to know when to stop...believe me when i say they will be there for me when i need them
User avatar #17 - dashgamer (01/10/2013) [-]
I'm like that even when sober. =]
#18 - ponchovia (01/10/2013) [-]
ya im like that only when drunk... ...sadly when i get plastered i believe this can happen...hell got so fucking shit faced once i heard the words 'back flip' and i said "come on lets do this i can do a back flip come watch"
#86 - rule 34 01/09/2013 on Well shit... +3
#26 - Comment deleted 01/06/2013 on Is WoW racist? 0
#36 - Haha pokehidden, Don't go there, hes a porn artist , (cough po… 01/03/2013 on Lava 0
#191 - At least you're not a douche bag! 01/02/2013 on Teens +1
#60 - Well you're ****** then. 12/15/2012 on Please Santa! +23
#40 - yfw this drawn by a porn artist. 12/11/2012 on Creepy Dash 0
#311 - Someone's jimmies are rustled. 12/06/2012 on school -4
#265 - To bad we were one of the states wanting to secede :\  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2012 on school -4
#279 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
Every state has a petition you dumb fuck, and why the fuck is that a bad thing? Fuck the government and fuck you!


I also fucked your mom.
User avatar #311 - airbornfiftysix (12/06/2012) [-]
Someone's jimmies are rustled.
User avatar #270 - HarvietheDinkle (12/06/2012) [-]
Every state has a petition.
#26 - Comment deleted 11/24/2012 on Gigan Pony +1
#11 - I wish I could kill people, but hunters are just so ******… 11/15/2012 on Matrix 0
#27 - Well, A **** ton of gak ads 11/11/2012 on Gak 0
#1615185 - Atleast the places I seen 11/02/2012 on Autism Board 0
#1615134 - So many ********** tonight, holy **** , I come to…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/02/2012 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #1615178 - dtox (11/02/2012) [-]
Are you sure?
User avatar #1615185 - airbornfiftysix (11/02/2012) [-]
Atleast the places I seen
#1615159 - EllieMuffin (11/02/2012) [-]
Such as?
User avatar #1615144 - shesaidshewaslegal (11/02/2012) [-]
>shitstorm
No
#1 - Was this made with some type of potato? 10/13/2012 on web development company india 0
#209 - So basicly The IPhone is the Mac, and the Andriod is Windows. 09/16/2012 on It doesn't take a genius 0
#1089220 - Anti-Joke thread?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2012 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #1089258 - fdgfwt (09/10/2012) [-]
*knock knock*
Whos there?
Jack
Jack who?
Jack was saddened that his grandmothers Alzheimers had progressed so far she had forgotten him
User avatar #1089250 - quincyadam (09/10/2012) [-]
what do you call a dead nigger?

success
User avatar #1089231 - redwinged (09/10/2012) [-]
What do you call a black man in an airplane?

A nigger.
#1217 - Naked Dildo, wait a min, why the **** is there a dildo … 09/05/2012 on nigga stole my title 0
#943702 - **airbornfiftysix rolls 70** This place needs more inkie.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/02/2012 on Autism Board +2
#944349 - reckoningmanifest (09/02/2012) [-]
#944331 - reckoningmanifest (09/02/2012) [-]
#944320 - reckoningmanifest (09/02/2012) [-]
#943714 - tariv (09/02/2012) [-]
Hmm?
User avatar #943710 - gevaudan (09/02/2012) [-]
**gevaudan rolls 79** Blinkie!
#82 - The enforcement is for fat people. 08/01/2012 on legitness level : 2 +1
#548 - Dead Space. 07/31/2012 on Oh 4chan! 0
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#1 - teachskate (04/12/2011) [-]
O hai, how you doing.
O hai, how you doing.
User avatar #2 to #1 - airbornfiftysix (04/06/2013) [-]
Its been three years, and that picture finally decided to load.
User avatar #3 to #2 - teachskate (04/06/2013) [-]
well then...
User avatar #4 to #3 - airbornfiftysix (04/06/2013) [-]
Your name is a little darker than mine, bah.
User avatar #5 to #4 - teachskate (04/06/2013) [-]
sorry man... I didnt mean to
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