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#147354 - > "I just want to ask you, is having fun on the job m… 22 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#147111 - >started working as a restaurant AT* a restaurant, not as 07/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#147110 - I'm having second thoughts about what I want to major in. …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #147257 - trolljunkusa (07/29/2014) [-]
Well then mr. restaurant nice to meet you

All dad jokes aside, I just want to ask you, is having fun on the job more appealing? Or is making money more appealing. IT is what I'm going into, unlike most people going into IT, I actually am extremely passionate about it. I can understand if you find it boring, unappealing, or in general just plain stupid. It's not supposed to be a fun social job. But it pays the bills, and it pays them really, really well my good friend. If you wanted to be on your feet a lot and talk and have fun with people, and wanted to make more money, you could always go into education, and if you don't like kids, teach at a community college, or if you're good enough, a college, or university. You can also try becoming a biologist, or any kind of field scientist where you will be on your feet and moving a lot. Just know that the job market for these fields is very low, and it's quite hard to get a job, and that you'll have to take college extremely serious. Do your research, but if you want job security, and pretty much an 80% chance of getting a job, and high chance of getting a very well paying job, stick with IT and/or computer science, and pursue becoming a sysbig brother admin. They're still very social jobs, and in some cases you're running an entire company, without being the CEO.
User avatar #147354 - ainsley (22 hours ago) [-]
> "I just want to ask you, is having fun on the job more appealing? Or is making money more appealing."
I'd rather it be somewhere in the middle
> "pursue becoming a sysbig brother admin"
Will look into it, thanks
User avatar #147111 - ainsley (07/28/2014) [-]
>started working as a restaurant
AT* a restaurant, not as
#25 - Had a fuck ton of them at my grad party, they were t… 07/28/2014 on Dear every Cinema in existence +2
#21 - When I saw 'A Haunted House' last year, the black family in fr…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Dear every Cinema in existence +40
User avatar #60 - annamerp (07/28/2014) [-]
I dunno about a crowded theater, but by my house there's a theater that hardly gets business so they're normally empty. My family and I take in like burgers or burritos or something and sit way in the back and have a fuckin feast. Shits tite brah.
User avatar #24 - choclategum (07/28/2014) [-]
Talk your shit, but I would've been jealous as fuck if somebody started eating red lobster's cheddar bay biscuits in front of me.

Those motherfuckers are delicious.
User avatar #25 - ainsley (07/28/2014) [-]
www.walmart.com/ip/Red-Lobster-Cheddar-Bay-Biscuit-Mix-11.36-oz/32183361

Had a fuck ton of them at my grad party, they were the first things gone
#23 - kameken (07/28/2014) [-]
That movie was such shit.
#45 - my secret base has been revealed... shit... 07/27/2014 on Oh no he didn't +1
#1639 - **ainsley rolls 453,924,250** 07/24/2014 on admin craps on your face -1
#144339 - Did you read what I said? I said I've tried using a w…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #144341 - iyellatstuff (07/14/2014) [-]
Just act like you don't care about them, not in an assholish way but in a oh yea completely normal way. Talk to her like you would anybody else and it's cool
#144336 - That's not really the concept. There's a lot of different …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #144337 - iyellatstuff (07/14/2014) [-]
Ask you're friend to help out, if he's a bro then he'll wingman for you
User avatar #144339 - ainsley (07/14/2014) [-]
Did you read what I said?

I said I've tried using a wingman multiple times.

It's my nerves that screw it up. I just get nervous.
User avatar #144341 - iyellatstuff (07/14/2014) [-]
Just act like you don't care about them, not in an assholish way but in a oh yea completely normal way. Talk to her like you would anybody else and it's cool
#144332 - how  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #144334 - iyellatstuff (07/14/2014) [-]
The whole "wingman" concept is based on that you look so bad in comparison to you're friends that the girl obviously picks you're friend. It's like the 7/10 girl who has a fat friend so in comparison she's a 9/10. Now I'm saying for you to go get an ugly friend. I'm just saying to try to be better you'reself so you aren't the "wingman"
User avatar #144336 - ainsley (07/14/2014) [-]
That's not really the concept.
There's a lot of different ways to wingman.
Wingmen aren't just ugly men.
Wingmen use different techniques.
I've scooped up the hot girls less attractive friend so my bro's can go for the more attractive ones
I've acted fabulous and sparkly and convinced girls that my friends are awesome

Being a wingman isn't as simple as being ugly. If you fail to get you're friends laid, you aren't a wingman. Being a wingman is an art, and I'm an artist.

I'm just too beta to have a wingman. I've had friends wingman for me but when I'm talking to attractive women I just get too nervous.

I'm just trying to overcome my crippling nerves.
User avatar #144337 - iyellatstuff (07/14/2014) [-]
Ask you're friend to help out, if he's a bro then he'll wingman for you
User avatar #144339 - ainsley (07/14/2014) [-]
Did you read what I said?

I said I've tried using a wingman multiple times.

It's my nerves that screw it up. I just get nervous.
User avatar #144341 - iyellatstuff (07/14/2014) [-]
Just act like you don't care about them, not in an assholish way but in a oh yea completely normal way. Talk to her like you would anybody else and it's cool

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User avatar #90 to #89 - ainsley (07/02/2013) [-]
Didn't make the thread or reply to it, just found it and thought it was funny

And thanks.
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User avatar #86 to #85 - ainsley (05/10/2013) [-]
no
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User avatar #88 to #87 - ainsley (05/10/2013) [-]
that's right
#75 - mangioluingi ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
hello?
User avatar #76 to #75 - ainsley (05/02/2013) [-]
wats good nigga
User avatar #77 to #76 - mangioluingi ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
have you had other accounts?
User avatar #78 to #77 - ainsley (05/03/2013) [-]
1 other one, yes
User avatar #79 to #78 - mangioluingi ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
what is it
User avatar #80 to #79 - ainsley (05/03/2013) [-]
ICanThePowerr.
Haven't used it in a while though
User avatar #81 to #80 - mangioluingi ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
than you are not the person I'm looking for...
damn it...
User avatar #82 to #81 - ainsley (05/03/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #83 to #82 - mangioluingi ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
I still love you ainsley
User avatar #73 - randomnameabc (08/28/2012) [-]
I can probably send you more later, but i gotta get back to ore collecting. Hope this gets you on your feet.
#74 to #73 - ainsley (08/28/2012) [-]
Thank you so much
Thank you so much
User avatar #61 - nippuhl (07/28/2012) [-]
**nippuhl rolls 784**
#62 to #61 - ainsley (07/28/2012) [-]
**ainsley rolls 295**
you like rolling, don't you nippuhl?
User avatar #58 - thechosentroll (07/17/2012) [-]
If I may have a moment of your busy schedule. Do you mind flagging this repost as illegal to save my ass from certain doom? It's a long story, but the short version is: anons decided to fuck with me, 2000 red thumbs and counting, can't delete comments, I'm screwed, OP is being a fag and won't help me(he's a summerfag mass reposter, by the way).

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fucking-scrubs/This+is+why+i+love+Zach+Braff/chrbGpu/
Please? I'm losing the little selfrespect I had right now.
#59 to #58 - ainsley (07/17/2012) [-]
Oh wow that sucks.
I thumbed up, but have you considered deleting them?
I mean, the whole "I'm going down with the ship" thing is cool and all but if you're willing to spam asking people to thumb the comments back up, why don't you just delete them? I feel like deleting them would be better than spamming asking for thumbs up.
User avatar #60 to #59 - thechosentroll (07/17/2012) [-]
I dont' want thumbs. I don't care about thumbs. The same anons that fucked me over tried to do the same today and I had to delete some comments to prevent it. I used up my 6 deletable comments for the day and it's going to take another 2 or 3 days to delete all those comments. I got 2100 red thumbs and assloads of hatemail in 24 hours. I'd rather delete my profile than bear that another 48. I asked OP to delete the comments, but he ignored me. Please just flag the content as illegal.

That way OP will get a lesson in humility, I'll be safe and won't have to delete my account and start a new life in mexico under the name Jose Martines.
#17 - ainsley (07/09/2012) [-]
Ainsley Dump
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#57 to #56 - ainsley (07/12/2012) [-]
you like ainsley, don't you Sunset?
#53 to #36 - skjalg (07/09/2012) [-]
Respectable collection, gotta say.
#51 to #36 - ainsley (07/09/2012) [-]
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#13 to #12 - ainsley (06/30/2012) [-]
Dis nigga just got split in half
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#7 - totallynotnoi (06/29/2012) [-]
How do you like the account?
User avatar #8 to #7 - ainsley (06/29/2012) [-]
Glorious. Already got up 154 comment levels. One of my comments got 116 thumbs.
#9 to #8 - totallynotnoi (06/29/2012) [-]
That's awesome. :) I didn't even got past 80 thumbs on my old account (rolled dubs using this pic on an Applebloom related content.)
User avatar #10 to #9 - ainsley (06/29/2012) [-]
Ah... I rolled dubs the other day on Pony thread and only got 2 thumbs. I know that feel.
#1 - captainsteelback **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2 to #1 - ainsley (06/27/2012) [-]
Good day.
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#4 to #3 - ainsley (06/27/2012) [-]
I'm glad I could satisfy your ainsley related needs
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#6 to #5 - ainsley (06/27/2012) [-]
I have some nice ones and I'm still scouring the internet for more
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