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#46 - You seem to misunderstand. That play gave me doubt; the bible … 03/12/2014 on plot twist +2
#43 - My father was a hit man for a local crime ring. Thanks to him,…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on plot twist 0
#45 - ronjeremysweiner (03/12/2014) [-]
oh, sorry if I offended,.
still love the mark twain quote though
#47 - ainise (03/12/2014) [-]
Haha, No offense taken. That is a nice quote.
#25 - This horrified me as a kid and was one of the key points where…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/12/2014 on plot twist +11
User avatar #66 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/12/2014) [-]
That ridiculous hypocrisy is a huge reason why Christianity will always be a load of shit in my eyes.
#39 - ronjeremysweiner (03/12/2014) [-]
if a man like ur father went to hell, then hell cant be so bad
#43 - ainise (03/12/2014) [-]
My father was a hit man for a local crime ring. Thanks to him, I have to be worried who I give my last name to, due to skipping town with a decent amount of money to buy his shop. I don't think he would make hell a better place.
#45 - ronjeremysweiner (03/12/2014) [-]
oh, sorry if I offended,.
still love the mark twain quote though
#47 - ainise (03/12/2014) [-]
Haha, No offense taken. That is a nice quote.
User avatar #32 - Crusader (03/12/2014) [-]
Well yeah.

It's that you can't buy your way into heaven, and that no matter how bad you are, if you seek forgiveness, you'll be granted it.
User avatar #34 - YllekNayr (03/12/2014) [-]
The catholic church and its "indulgences" would beg to disagree.
User avatar #36 - Crusader (03/12/2014) [-]
Indulgences didn't mean anything if you didn't believe.
They simply reduced the time someone had to serve in purgatory.

Not to mention they haven't had them in a few centuries.
User avatar #37 - YllekNayr (03/12/2014) [-]
"Indulgences didn't mean anything if you didn't believe. "

Fucking what? That applies to literally everything in religion.

Also, I'm quite aware it hasn't existed for a long-ass time. Guess they met their donation quota.
User avatar #38 - Crusader (03/12/2014) [-]
An indulgence doesn't buy one's way into heaven.
After death, Catholics believe that you have to remain in purgatory until you have served your time, indulgences reduce the time that your loved ones must serve.
User avatar #40 - YllekNayr (03/12/2014) [-]
Thus speeding up their way into heaven.

You might as well argue that buying beta-access to a game isn't actually buying the game.
User avatar #41 - Crusader (03/12/2014) [-]
No, because you can't get in unless you believe.
Therefore an atheist who doesn't believe can't buy their way in.
User avatar #42 - YllekNayr (03/12/2014) [-]
I didn't say an atheist can. Your statement applied to all people. I was talking about Catholics.

And about atheists, damn shame, that. No matter how good a person is they'll burn in hell forever unless they checked the right box on the cosmic bullshit list.
#30 - xxxgnipsxxx (03/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I think you know just as well as I do that what those people told you isn't what true christianity is. Not that I believe in God, but that's not what the religion is about, and again, I think you know this but feel compelled to share your shitty reasoning for rejecting religion anyway. I mean almost anything could be a better reason, it doesn't make sense, the likelihood that an omnipotent being takes interest in a bunch of stupid mammals on one tiny planet, religion was started to explain the unexplained and has no relevance today, all perfectly fine reasons to reject religion, but yours is just dumb. The fact that you let a bunch of idiots ruin something that should be beautiful and comforting is just pathetic.
#46 - ainise (03/12/2014) [-]
You seem to misunderstand. That play gave me doubt; the bible is what made me unable to believe. I experienced this play when I was around 10 years old. Between then, and my 12th birthday, I read through the bible. At first, I suspended my disbelief...but as I continued, reading things that I'm surprised didn't scar me for life, I couldn't see Christianity as anything but barbaric.

You're free to believe in whatever religion you want to. I had a time where I fought and argued against religious people, but at this point I really just don't care about that anymore. There are good and bad people of all faiths, ideas, thought paths, etc.; judge the person on the person, all of the person, not just specific aspects.
User avatar #35 - YllekNayr (03/12/2014) [-]
No true scotsman's fallacy. Nice job.
#33 - justapubbie (03/12/2014) [-]
"that's when I decided to read the entire bible, cover to cover, and never could see religion the same"

Dude, going off on a rant because of his 'stupid reason'? It was something that made him question his beliefs, and when he finally tried to test those beliefs by reading the bible properly, it failed to meet his standards. That one event didn't make him reject religion all by itself. Hearing something stupid simply made him question what he believed in, and that questioning is what caused him to reject religion. Questioning your faith is usually the reason why people reject religion.
#32 - Picture 03/12/2014 on Just another Pokémon comp +13
#49 - Like..98% of shounens end in under 100 episodes. I can think o… 03/11/2014 on Most shounen ever +1
#41 - Ai-Ai Gasa or Love-love umbrella. You put the name of the…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Tide of Reality 0
User avatar #45 - creepyeevee (03/11/2014) [-]
cool thanks
#63 - No one wants a mouth full of hair. Even less people want a mou… 03/11/2014 on Its what we all want +4
#142 - **ainise rolled a random image posted in comment #416 at T…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Jokes 0
#150 - Nihatclodra (03/11/2014) [-]
#134 - I didn't justify abortion. I'm trying to make a point that the…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Deadbeat Mothers 0
User avatar #136 - internetzsoviet (03/11/2014) [-]
I know, I was in agreement.
#37 - I fucking hate cats. Love cat videos, Love watching … 03/11/2014 on get a gold cunt -1
#129 - Check out the comments below, it's almost entirely about abort… 03/11/2014 on Deadbeat Mothers 0
#126 - This again? The way the law treats fathers sucks. The…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Deadbeat Mothers +2
User avatar #133 - internetzsoviet (03/11/2014) [-]
There have always throughout the course of history been starving people. There always will be. Trying to justify abortion with a natural occurrence of society is incorrect.
User avatar #137 - kousei (03/11/2014) [-]
I'm going to step in here cause I am pro choice. Let's cover one thing, life is sacred to some. Others, like myself, realize that there are things out there worse than death, or even not living as the case may be. Ainise's comment illustrates many of these things, seriously which is crueler not living, or living every day scared stiff at what may come tomorrow?
User avatar #141 - internetzsoviet (03/11/2014) [-]
I see your point and often have back-and-forth conversations with myself over which I value more in society, individual responsibility or the relief of potential suffering for those who would have otherwise not lived. Its a debate I still haven't settled in myself.
User avatar #147 - kousei (03/11/2014) [-]
Try taking a step back. Yes you have suffering children, what happens to those suffering children? Well, a scarce few come around to be surprisingly well adjusted adults (if a little scarred) but then you have those that go on to have children and repeat the cycle. You also have the desperate who resort to crime. There exist may similar cases and none of them are any more pleasant. To me it makes sense to have pro-choice so that those who would be poor parents can avoid a responsibility they are not ready for and increases the chance that those who do keep their younglings will take good care of them.
User avatar #148 - internetzsoviet (03/11/2014) [-]
You will never eliminate the class of people who do not care for or provide for their infants. Nor will you eliminate the class who resort to crime. This includes abroad and not just within a developed country. Therefore abortion only makes it easier for society to degrade its personal responsibility.

This is just my prevailing thought pattern at the moment. It may change or it may not, who knows.
User avatar #191 - timmywankenobi (03/11/2014) [-]
Well all evidence shows that when quality of living goes up crime across the board goes down.
User avatar #157 - kousei (03/11/2014) [-]
It's not a matter of elimination. It's a matter of reduction. Considering all the adoption agencies responsibility still gonna degrade just as much. Even if you carry the child to term you don't have to keep it. That damage is done and gone, but you can decrease the desperate, the tortured, and the suffering by removing them before they have the consciousness to understand what death is.
#134 - ainise (03/11/2014) [-]
I didn't justify abortion. I'm trying to make a point that there's more important things to fight against. Things that we CAN actually stop. Things that DO matter.

I also don't find every life sacred or any bull shit like that. Even cockroaches have kids and I don't think anyone's advocating to save the pregnant cockroaches.
User avatar #136 - internetzsoviet (03/11/2014) [-]
I know, I was in agreement.
User avatar #127 - godtherapist (03/11/2014) [-]
Cool, this has nothing to do with abortion. It's a juxtaposition.
#129 - ainise (03/11/2014) [-]
Check out the comments below, it's almost entirely about abortion. My first line is about the content; rest is about the comments.
#123 - I got all of 'em except 6. Can someone explain?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Jokes 0
User avatar #130 - Nihatclodra (03/11/2014) [-]
In latin: a word ending in "us" is generally singular, while a word ending in "i" is generally plural.
#142 - ainise (03/11/2014) [-]
**ainise rolled a random image posted in comment #416 at Technology Board ** Thank you kind sir, Here's a random picture.
#150 - Nihatclodra (03/11/2014) [-]
#50 - **ainise rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Mic…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/11/2014 on the day 4chan sayd NO +1
#51 - breadlen (03/11/2014) [-]
**breadlen rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Creepypasta2 ** thank you my good sir
#61 - kotetsulovesfj (03/11/2014) [-]
**kotetsulovesfj rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at That girl in the back fw ** freaking love rolling.
#62 - breadlen (03/11/2014) [-]
**breadlen rolled a random image posted in comment #7927125 at Safe For Work Random Board ** "roll one, smoke one"
#63 - kotetsulovesfj (03/11/2014) [-]
**kotetsulovesfj rolled a random image posted in comment #7911300 at Safe For Work Random Board ** but I'm asthmatic
#64 - breadlen (03/11/2014) [-]
**breadlen rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at if only ** im a brony, and i have a question... FJ why do you hate my kind? just out of curiosity...
#79 - dinocaster (03/11/2014) [-]
You sum up all the childish and girly impulses not fit for men of action.
User avatar #91 - breadlen (03/11/2014) [-]
thank you for your honesty. but im not that kind of brony. i simply watch the show for the story
#65 - kotetsulovesfj (03/11/2014) [-]
**kotetsulovesfj rolled a random image posted in comment #4786075 at Item's, Rares, Parties, and DJ 4Dm1n ** I'm new to funny junk, so I can't speak for everybody, but I think it's because so many bronies are everywhere, and they add ponies to everything. This is the third pony roll I got out of the past five rolls. Including my earlier one. For me, it's just because bronies take it so far, this includes the hentai.
#67 - breadlen (03/11/2014) [-]
**breadlen rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Heavy stuff... ** the hentai takes it way too far. that puts a bad image on the good half of the brony population. i dont post ponies except when it occasionally fits, but even then its not obsessive
#68 - kotetsulovesfj (03/11/2014) [-]
**kotetsulovesfj rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at The Best Motivator ** well, then I have no problem here
#69 - breadlen (03/11/2014) [-]
**breadlen rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at How beautif-.... ** lol the picture you rolled does! hey i wonder how thick the lines are willing to get...
#70 - kotetsulovesfj (03/11/2014) [-]
**kotetsulovesfj rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Gonna hit a motherfucker ** Let's find out!
#72 - breadlen (03/11/2014) [-]
**breadlen rolled a random image posted in comment #717920 at Friendly ** DEAR GOD WHAT DID YOU JUST POST?!
#73 - kotetsulovesfj (03/11/2014) [-]
**kotetsulovesfj rolled a random image posted in comment #7795010 at Safe For Work Random Board ** I DON'T KNOW! I'M SORRY!
#74 - breadlen (03/11/2014) [-]
**breadlen rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at If you say shut up and I say make me ** YOU BETTER BE!
#75 - kotetsulovesfj (03/11/2014) [-]
**kotetsulovesfj rolled a random image posted in comment #7976565 at Safe For Work Random Board ** notice how I got Austin Powers right after the, questionable, roll?
#76 - breadlen (03/11/2014) [-]
**breadlen rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at It's AWKWARD ** notice how mine had the anchorman telling you that you'd better be sorry
#77 - kotetsulovesfj (03/11/2014) [-]
**kotetsulovesfj rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Family Dinner (NOT MINE) ** notice how you have the rock looking sexy
#271 - So this basement dweller thing, I gotta ask... Are basements c… 03/11/2014 on I'm not a judgemental... 0
#243 - None of these work on my computer. ½ This is the only one I k… 03/10/2014 on Some rage will be had 0
#342 - I'm not that big on hentai, but I stand by what I said down be… 03/10/2014 on Unpopular Opinion 0
#42 - It's about a guy with amnesia who becomes the pillar of the co…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on almost finished 0
User avatar #45 - sisterblister (03/10/2014) [-]
thanks man
#27 - Good series, that gif is not an accurate representation at all… 03/10/2014 on almost finished +1
#24 - Heights, massive engulfing void(IE: space or the ocean's "… 03/10/2014 on /b/'s greatest fears -1
#75 - B. Can you even imagine what information you could bring t…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Choose One +60
User avatar #317 - madkable (03/10/2014) [-]
But with C you could fap to your crush.
User avatar #267 - gotbannedicusvile (03/10/2014) [-]
Or, just hear me out hear. I could watch Jennifer Aniston shower. Ya know, for reason.
User avatar #214 - skeetonamber (03/10/2014) [-]
yyeah but i wanna watch jennifer lawrence take a shower
User avatar #187 - brewswillis (03/10/2014) [-]
you could read the voynich script
#184 - xxhadesflamesxx (03/10/2014) [-]
implying anyone would believe you
User avatar #202 - daentraya (03/10/2014) [-]
If they have the decoded writing laid out in front of them, they'd probably see that it matches up pretty well. Not to mention that it's near dahm impossible to construct a fake language to put in its place, especially not up-front and without preparation. They'd have no choice but to be baffled, or accept it somehow. It depends on how many language fragments they already have, and how much overlap there is between your newfound knowledge and the existing
#280 - xxhadesflamesxx (03/10/2014) [-]
yes but I assumed he was talking about things that have been uncrackable although if they had any fragments of it then yes they would
User avatar #167 - zight (03/10/2014) [-]
Or you could you know. A, eat all the secrets of the world
User avatar #140 - turkaysercan (03/10/2014) [-]
To decode all the dead and unknown languages just press the button B. End.
#167 - I'm not really into any kinky fetishes or anything, however I …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Unpopular Opinion +11
User avatar #283 - Hreidmar (03/10/2014) [-]
Asian girls in leg warmers are awesome

The only problem that I see with domination fantasies is that when they're played out, they often cross a line. One of the inherent problems is that no doesn't necessarily mean no in a domination fantasy when you're imagining someone struggle. So it can be difficult to know when the act ends and someone really does want you to stop. It sounds ridiculous, I know, but the thing is, you're not really thinking too well in the heat of the moment. I've known some people who have had... really quite negative experiences with otherwise nice people because the fantasy went a little too far and no matter the amount of safewords, it can be a bit too easy to lose communication.
User avatar #404 - snowshark (03/10/2014) [-]
The problem is that if both people get off on dominating/being dominated then the chances are those 'no's actually mean yes and the trouble is that the victim actually really wants to be beaten and sometimes worse than that.

It's a pretty rocky place but y'know what? I'd rather there be professional institutions offering services to people than there be no outlet for this at all.
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#251 - Flagged for nudity. Posting a topless pregnant woman..shame shame. 03/10/2014 on Pic of my abs + underwear shot +36
#14 - Green egg and ham it. 03/09/2014 on Works even better than Shazam 0
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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
fuck you
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