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ainise

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Date Signed Up:3/20/2012
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#69 - When you look at rape, you can usually break it down into one … 01/27/2015 on She's kidding, right? +1
#89 - Less. Long story short, the penis head rubbing against clo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on Notice kids dont get... +1
User avatar #99 - lgninjaleetful (01/27/2015) [-]
I see,

fuck
#37 - Incase someone wanted one that didn't sound l… 01/27/2015 on The truth about small boobs -2
#24 - ... holy **** it's real. 01/27/2015 on Important Yahoo question 0
#77 - Reading more on it(trying to find that old paper...) there are… 01/27/2015 on Notice kids dont get... +1
#72 - According to an article that I really don't feel like hunting …  [+] (11 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Notice kids dont get... +13
User avatar #161 - ryander (01/27/2015) [-]
Also the majority of male genital mutilations, oh i'm sorry, circumcisions, are done with topical anesthethics. The kind you use for mosquito bites. That's one hell of a moquito bite.
#160 - ryander has deleted their comment.
User avatar #111 - captchakid (01/27/2015) [-]
Also imo circumcised dick looks better than not.
User avatar #109 - captchakid (01/27/2015) [-]
All I know is that uncircumcised people can hide skittles in the folds.
User avatar #151 - zaps (01/27/2015) [-]
fucking kek
#118 - camzore (01/27/2015) [-]
SHHH DONT LET THE JEWS HEAR THAT, THAT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET.
User avatar #124 - captchakid (01/27/2015) [-]
Shit
User avatar #85 - lgninjaleetful (01/27/2015) [-]
i read through your thing there a bit, did you say having a circumcised penis is more sensitive or less?
#89 - ainise (01/27/2015) [-]
Less.
Long story short, the penis head rubbing against clothes decreases sensitivity.
User avatar #99 - lgninjaleetful (01/27/2015) [-]
I see,

fuck
#77 - ainise (01/27/2015) [-]
Reading more on it(trying to find that old paper...) there are results for both circumcision and non-circumcision increasing AND decreasing risks of transference of infection. Only issue I'm seeing is that most of these are too short to really tell the long-term difference, and almost all of these fail to represent how sexually active a person is or was, and in some cases where these people are even located.
#92 - There are different levels of infinities - look at gravity in …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
#96 - gloomyhallow (01/26/2015) [-]
**gloomyhallow used "*roll picture*"**
**gloomyhallow rolled image**
Math...
#109 - Is lowkey being used where secretly should be? "I lowkey …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #12 +2
User avatar #110 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
Ghetto black people.
#106 - What the **** is "lowkey"?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #12 0
User avatar #108 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
Secretly. Or on the down low.
#109 - ainise (01/26/2015) [-]
Is lowkey being used where secretly should be? "I lowkey hate..." "They lowkey hate..."

I mean I've heard "Keep it low-key", but this just seems..off.
User avatar #110 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
Ghetto black people.
#83 - Blood loss, usually. Your insides are fragile as **** , … 01/26/2015 on Well shit +1
#46 - Do you think we understand Gravity? What about thermodynamics?… 01/24/2015 on Stephen Hentaiking 0
#22 - Can you imagine a fully mobile, immortal person that exists th…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Stephen Hentaiking +4
User avatar #23 - tsoper (01/24/2015) [-]
I cant because a computer has no motives, no feelings, no senses. It's only as good as its programmer.

For a computer to even want to take over the world, it would have to feel greed, which is pointless because it does not get hungry, or thirsty. Not bored, or excited. It's virtually a zombie with it's single ability to recall data and solve complex equations. It's only purpose is to complete tasks. Nothing more and nothing less.

User avatar #35 - garymuthafuknoak (01/24/2015) [-]
I agree with you, in a way. yea, maybe we are underestimating computers in the future. maybe if they go too far they will take over.

but hey. they cant do that if they are programmed not to do that. unless someone takes control of their power. im looking at alien isolation
User avatar #24 - ratbag (01/24/2015) [-]
That's the point of AI's they learn to get a motive
User avatar #26 - tsoper (01/24/2015) [-]
most likely will not happen.
User avatar #27 - ratbag (01/24/2015) [-]
Well the basic technology does exist so...
User avatar #28 - tsoper (01/24/2015) [-]
sure, a computer can think by its self, just as much as our brains are working right now.

The only difference is, it has no touch, sight, hearing, taste, or smell.
It will only be limited to its camera vision and sound recorder. Possibly to infra-red sight too and be able to sense temperature, as well as odorless chemicals.

I dont understand how something that lacks the basic human functions to feel alive can all of a sudden take over the world.

Also, its hard to advance it so much to the point it can program itself. Thats like a paradox which will most likely cause lots of errors to happen and youd have to reset the whole computer.
User avatar #29 - ratbag (01/24/2015) [-]
We have technology that mimics all the senses. And we have tech that can use the information. I don't see your point
User avatar #30 - tsoper (01/24/2015) [-]
They lack emotions. Unless you program them with emotions, which is stupid if you ever did.

Without emotions, they cant refuse being slaves of the system. Especially since they never starve or get thirsty. There is really no motive here and there is nothing that will cause one.
User avatar #31 - ratbag (01/24/2015) [-]
Unless they have more of a motive than mindless killing? I, robot? The robots tried to take control because they decided that the best way to protect there masters was to protect them from themselfs
User avatar #32 - tsoper (01/24/2015) [-]
Thats stupid.. and of course, its only a movie.

Look. We have humans in the world that are more robots than robots. I was watching a documentary about a person escaping north korea (camp 14, go check it out), and what it seemed like, is people have no clue about anything more than the life of slavery. They dont care about freedom because they never felt it before. All they care about is food. No one ever tried to revolt in north korea, why? Because they do not have those thoughts in their head. They are mindless drones pretty much.
The only people who did, did it because of food.
User avatar #42 - tastytoasty (01/24/2015) [-]
Dude. The world and especially the science is still evolving, DONT YOU believe that mankind is, say in thousand years, able to create machines/ has ideas beyond our greatest imagination? YOU are just pathetic, not believing that we will develope machines that can "think". We WILL someday be able to fully understand the human brain,and at this point, there is no holding back in creating such things. 80 years ago, we werent able to fly. In 20 years, we will step on the fucking MARS(just trying to show how FAST we can evolve)
#17 - Most theories PERIOD are wrong. Welcome to science, EVERYONE'S…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Stephen Hentaiking +22
#41 - Ken M (01/24/2015) [-]
You're mixing up hypothesis and theories.
#46 - ainise (01/24/2015) [-]
Do you think we understand Gravity? What about thermodynamics? How about evolution? If you think we, as a species, understand any of these topics in full detail - you're wrong. We don't. Fuck man, we don't even know WHY gravity is a thing. The popular hypothesis is "gravitrons" but we literally have no evidence for them. Prior to the Higgs Boson we didn't even know why the fuck things had mass. How can we possibly grasp the implications that mass has on the universe?

Let's completely ignore the fact that gravity is WRONG. You catch that? We use two polarizing theories for different levels of gravity, and flat out IGNORE it at the quantum level. Look into Dark energy and Dark mass - something we have very little evidence of. We're using /that/ to explain why most of the mass in the universe isn't accounted for - all possibly due to a faulty basic theory of gravity.

But still, even with all of this, the Theory of Gravity is still taught. Because it works, where it works. You simply have to be aware of where it doesn't. The atomic theory commonly taught is wrong, we don't understand most of how evolution happens on a cellular level beyond "it helps us live", we know fuck all of quantum physics, and don't even get me started on string "theory".

Theories aren't full-proof. Theories are disproven all the time, roughly ~70% of research scientists are working hard to either disprove theories or find practical purposes for them, which will - almost always - change the theory, because something is currently wrong with it. That's how science works, it's an ever evolving system. I bet at least part of what I've said has either been proven, disproven or whatever in the 6-8 years since I studied all this shit. Theories are ever changing. Science is ever changing. If you can prove that somethign is wrong in a theory, the theory MUST change to fit, or be scrapped for a better theory. Never "the right" theory, but a better theory.
#38 - Ken M (01/24/2015) [-]
It was not at any point in time disproved, just because we don't know everything about how it happened doesn't mean it didn't happen and it does not make the best theory we have null and void. Evolution is NOT wrong.

Damn that got on my nerves.
User avatar #21 - tsoper (01/24/2015) [-]
the guy thinks artificial intelligence is going to destroy the world
#22 - ainise (01/24/2015) [-]
Can you imagine a fully mobile, immortal person that exists throughout all of the internet with nearly infinite memory, nearly infinite computing power and nearly infinite resources? Artificial intelligence, I think, is one of the few doomsday possibilities that is actually possible.
User avatar #23 - tsoper (01/24/2015) [-]
I cant because a computer has no motives, no feelings, no senses. It's only as good as its programmer.

For a computer to even want to take over the world, it would have to feel greed, which is pointless because it does not get hungry, or thirsty. Not bored, or excited. It's virtually a zombie with it's single ability to recall data and solve complex equations. It's only purpose is to complete tasks. Nothing more and nothing less.

User avatar #35 - garymuthafuknoak (01/24/2015) [-]
I agree with you, in a way. yea, maybe we are underestimating computers in the future. maybe if they go too far they will take over.

but hey. they cant do that if they are programmed not to do that. unless someone takes control of their power. im looking at alien isolation
User avatar #24 - ratbag (01/24/2015) [-]
That's the point of AI's they learn to get a motive
User avatar #26 - tsoper (01/24/2015) [-]
most likely will not happen.
User avatar #27 - ratbag (01/24/2015) [-]
Well the basic technology does exist so...
User avatar #28 - tsoper (01/24/2015) [-]
sure, a computer can think by its self, just as much as our brains are working right now.

The only difference is, it has no touch, sight, hearing, taste, or smell.
It will only be limited to its camera vision and sound recorder. Possibly to infra-red sight too and be able to sense temperature, as well as odorless chemicals.

I dont understand how something that lacks the basic human functions to feel alive can all of a sudden take over the world.

Also, its hard to advance it so much to the point it can program itself. Thats like a paradox which will most likely cause lots of errors to happen and youd have to reset the whole computer.
User avatar #29 - ratbag (01/24/2015) [-]
We have technology that mimics all the senses. And we have tech that can use the information. I don't see your point
User avatar #30 - tsoper (01/24/2015) [-]
They lack emotions. Unless you program them with emotions, which is stupid if you ever did.

Without emotions, they cant refuse being slaves of the system. Especially since they never starve or get thirsty. There is really no motive here and there is nothing that will cause one.
User avatar #31 - ratbag (01/24/2015) [-]
Unless they have more of a motive than mindless killing? I, robot? The robots tried to take control because they decided that the best way to protect there masters was to protect them from themselfs
User avatar #32 - tsoper (01/24/2015) [-]
Thats stupid.. and of course, its only a movie.

Look. We have humans in the world that are more robots than robots. I was watching a documentary about a person escaping north korea (camp 14, go check it out), and what it seemed like, is people have no clue about anything more than the life of slavery. They dont care about freedom because they never felt it before. All they care about is food. No one ever tried to revolt in north korea, why? Because they do not have those thoughts in their head. They are mindless drones pretty much.
The only people who did, did it because of food.
User avatar #42 - tastytoasty (01/24/2015) [-]
Dude. The world and especially the science is still evolving, DONT YOU believe that mankind is, say in thousand years, able to create machines/ has ideas beyond our greatest imagination? YOU are just pathetic, not believing that we will develope machines that can "think". We WILL someday be able to fully understand the human brain,and at this point, there is no holding back in creating such things. 80 years ago, we werent able to fly. In 20 years, we will step on the fucking MARS(just trying to show how FAST we can evolve)
#36 - "Congratulations! You've won $1000! If you just give me y…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Verizon 0
User avatar #62 - playerdous (01/24/2015) [-]
"Hello! You have been chosen for a free trip."
Apparently people at my college have been getting these calls, but they do give away free cruises.
Just so happens the cruise is shitty and you have to pay port fees, but I was surprised to hear it was even half true.
#212 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Introducing new users to FJ 0
User avatar #214 - drunkenfist (01/23/2015) [-]
I <3 you too bb
#173 - U WAT M8 I'LL FOKIN WRECK YA  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Introducing new users to FJ 0
User avatar #181 - drunkenfist (01/23/2015) [-]
k
#212 - ainise (01/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #214 - drunkenfist (01/23/2015) [-]
I <3 you too bb
#168 - I HAVE SLAIN YOU HUNDREDS OF TIMES AND YOU'VE DENIED ME A DRAG…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Introducing new users to FJ +1
User avatar #169 - drunkenfist (01/23/2015) [-]
1v1 mi fgt
#173 - ainise (01/23/2015) [-]
U WAT M8 I'LL FOKIN WRECK YA
User avatar #181 - drunkenfist (01/23/2015) [-]
k
#212 - ainise (01/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #214 - drunkenfist (01/23/2015) [-]
I <3 you too bb
#145 - DRAGON!  [+] (7 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Introducing new users to FJ +1
User avatar #146 - drunkenfist (01/23/2015) [-]
I AM THE LIFE-BINDER I WILL NOT BOW TO YOU. YOU CAN DEMAND NOTHING MORTAL.
#168 - ainise (01/23/2015) [-]
I HAVE SLAIN YOU HUNDREDS OF TIMES AND YOU'VE DENIED ME A DRAGON EVERY TIME! I DEMAND MY PURPLE DRAGON!
User avatar #169 - drunkenfist (01/23/2015) [-]
1v1 mi fgt
#173 - ainise (01/23/2015) [-]
U WAT M8 I'LL FOKIN WRECK YA
User avatar #181 - drunkenfist (01/23/2015) [-]
k
#212 - ainise (01/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #214 - drunkenfist (01/23/2015) [-]
I <3 you too bb
#143 - I DEMAND MY PURPLE DRAGON  [+] (9 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Introducing new users to FJ +1
User avatar #144 - drunkenfist (01/23/2015) [-]
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER.
#145 - ainise (01/23/2015) [-]
DRAGON!
User avatar #146 - drunkenfist (01/23/2015) [-]
I AM THE LIFE-BINDER I WILL NOT BOW TO YOU. YOU CAN DEMAND NOTHING MORTAL.
#168 - ainise (01/23/2015) [-]
I HAVE SLAIN YOU HUNDREDS OF TIMES AND YOU'VE DENIED ME A DRAGON EVERY TIME! I DEMAND MY PURPLE DRAGON!
User avatar #169 - drunkenfist (01/23/2015) [-]
1v1 mi fgt
#173 - ainise (01/23/2015) [-]
U WAT M8 I'LL FOKIN WRECK YA
User avatar #181 - drunkenfist (01/23/2015) [-]
k
#212 - ainise (01/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #214 - drunkenfist (01/23/2015) [-]
I <3 you too bb
#44 - When you start using words like "Fruit", "veget… 01/23/2015 on The last straw +2
#232 - ...To be fair, most furries wouldn't want to be seen in public…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Tumblr is getting tired of... +1
User avatar #251 - lordofthesea (01/23/2015) [-]
I understand where you're coming from, and agree.
#94 - Sounds good, off to the movies! Solarmovies that is  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on But I only left for 2 weeks +2
#95 - sirquidam (01/22/2015) [-]
Cheers, have fun watching!
#92 - source on gif? Also that's ******* horrifying.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2015 on But I only left for 2 weeks +2
#93 - sirquidam (01/22/2015) [-]
The Wolf of Wall Street

The full quote is "Was all of this legal? Absolutely fucking not"
#94 - ainise (01/22/2015) [-]
Sounds good, off to the movies!
Solarmovies that is
#95 - sirquidam (01/22/2015) [-]
Cheers, have fun watching!
#192 - Dood, Science is starting to sound like ******* magic. …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/22/2015 on SCIENCE +5
#236 - levonmazode (01/22/2015) [-]
so, carve runes into the tablet, and no water can touch it
User avatar #199 - zerosonaku (01/22/2015) [-]
Well "Magic is just unexplained science" and all that jazz.
#220 - anonymoose (01/22/2015) [-]
What is science is just unexplained magic?
User avatar #226 - dehnoobshow (01/22/2015) [-]
Science is explained magic.
#228 - anonymoose (01/22/2015) [-]
Are you sure?
User avatar #229 - dehnoobshow (01/22/2015) [-]
Well, mix some different liquids and you can make an Elephant dick.
Mix other liquids and you can make neverending fires.
And then there's super foam. Mixed from liquids.
#230 - anonymoose (01/22/2015) [-]
Liquids sound awesome!
#104 - You lose days to weeks of work, at a loss in pay, listening to…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on Can't Think of a Title 0
User avatar #106 - derpthefifth (01/22/2015) [-]
Thanks for the explanation.... i've never had to do it so i honestly don't know.

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