thank you

my pug!

Dat nipple.

Apparently, no one else noticed and got butthurt over it. I thought everyone knew this basic piece of information.

So according to all you downthumbing people, I'm the sole genius who manages to connect the dots? This isn't rocket science, it's common sense. That is, of course, granted you know what the Romans were like. Not everyone does.

Well, the legion armour and ranks are very very Roman-esque, so I picked it up.

no, you arent a sole genius.
we are not extraordinary smart for knowing history better than others, yeno.

"Sole genius"?

Apparently, no one else noticed and got butthurt over it. I thought everyone knew this basic piece of information.

You... Put on crusty panties?


I think i'm going to puke

I put on crusty panties. Unless there's chances of sex that day

Are "all" girls seriously like this?

Goodness me, no, but there's probably a strong correlation between being terrifically hygienic and being astoundingly boring

Here here

Hm...


I meant no offence of course. Guys do some weird shit too.

Don't worry, it's not like we brandish it. We hide it pretty fucking well, hence why it's so shocking to most guys. I guess it's just good to be aware that under our clothes, we're all naked, so to speak, hahah.

I get distracted by my own cleavage all the time. My tits are awesome.

Damn, I wish I had awesome titties too

I almost do. But I don't put on crusty panties. I just say fuck it and go commando.

Well the light bulb was just from the brilliant idea he had to shoot himself.

And they both had a chunk of wood fly out