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#100 - i saw this on facebook, and people were all like" omg thi… 01/07/2016 on butcher GOD +1
#6 - so Youre telling me the U.S. will go to war for …  [+] (36 new replies) 01/03/2016 on WWIII if we everyone's... +333
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#170 - TheVertigo (01/04/2016) [-]
Its because we're 'Murica. And they are also 'Muricans.
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#163 - furiousmarshmellow (01/04/2016) [-]
Isn't that what happens in CoD: Ghosts?
#152 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Monroe Doctrine
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#148 - obviousxplains (01/04/2016) [-]
yes theres some doctrine where we promised to protect all of south america from europe. so we only have to protect them from external non-american countries
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#131 - muffincannibal (01/03/2016) [-]
USA is obligated to go to war for the USA.
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#128 - cuzsunny (01/03/2016) [-]
I believe it was covered under the Monroe Act which was setup to prevent further European colonization of South America.
#130 - theblackosaurus (01/03/2016) [-]
Youre thinking of the Monroe Doctrine, enacted to keep the europeans out of the Caribbean islands.
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#145 - cuzsunny (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, but it included the entirety of the Americas.

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#106 - limberlarry (01/03/2016) [-]
This is why there hasn't been a major war since ww2, you fuck with basically anything of even vague importance, you fuck with america
#123 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Or because you know
Nukes
Think of it as a dick size competition. Every major power is too afraid to show theirs first because of the risk that the others actually have a bigger one.
#143 - limberlarry (01/03/2016) [-]
What did you think fighting a major war with america meant?
#119 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
china
superpower by 2020
UAE
Russia
All are pretty important
#144 - limberlarry (01/03/2016) [-]
And none of them are willing to go to war with america
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#67 - dfgthree (01/03/2016) [-]
Well how the hell do you go to war if you aren't going to war?
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#56 - keygen (01/03/2016) [-]
kek'd
#54 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
For America*
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#179 - shadowrated (01/04/2016) [-]
it was funnier how he worded it
#57 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Potato*
#47 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
"The Monroe Doctrine was a U.S. foreign policy regarding domination of the American continent in 1823. It stated that further efforts by European nations to colonize land or interfere with states in North or South America would be viewed as acts of aggression, requiring U.S. intervention."

Still in effect
#46 - pipeworks (01/03/2016) [-]
Monroe Doctrine motherfucker
#137 - orangadink (01/03/2016) [-]
FUCKING SPANISH FAGS! STAY THE FUCK OUTTA MY CUBA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
#85 - funpunk (01/03/2016) [-]
Truman Doctrine best doctrine.
#41 - capnkrunch (01/03/2016) [-]
The Monroe Doctrine, which only since WW1 did we ever have the power to actually enforce. Esswentially it goes like this: OLD WORLD COUNTRIES GET OUT OF MY AMERICAS, REEEEEEEEEEE
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#162 - amishparadise (01/04/2016) [-]
Spanish-American War
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#36 - uglychino (01/03/2016) [-]
America started a bunch of coups in South America, why not protect it. Plus they own some islands that are friends with other nations in the Gulf. The real question is, Why is Pakistan Bilateral?
#30 - lolkeklol (01/03/2016) [-]
Monroe doctrine baby
#21 - janosaudron (01/03/2016) [-]
'Murica bitches.
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#9 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
and for a very long part of our history too.

see: Monroe doctrine
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#7 - grimfuck (01/03/2016) [-]
I think cuba is probably white on that map
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#31 - drackmore (01/03/2016) [-]
Would make sense to protect it. It's very close to the mainland and would offer some tactical options, and would make for a good staging point in any war for entering the americas or at least my limited knowledge of war would make me think so. . If anything I'm more surprised that'd we go to war for australia.
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#175 - lordbrauner (01/04/2016) [-]
Ever since that thing with Japan and all those islands that were fought over in the Pacific, Australia would be a critical ally in the event of any conflict in the Pacific regions, namely Naval.
#151 - goonzooz (01/04/2016) [-]
Australia if I am not mistaken has backed us up for almost every conflict seance they had a military. They are one of our closest allies.
#66 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
It doesn't matter how you're born or what you've done. Family is family.
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#8 - greyhoundfd (01/03/2016) [-]
No, it's also covered under treaty.
#154 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm surprised we would ot to war for pakistan.
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#161 - greyhoundfd (01/04/2016) [-]
You may notice that the countries under the Bilateral list are only in the Middle-East and Asia. These are the countries we have established treaties with because we require them as strategic staging locations and military front points in the event of a conflict in the region. All of these nations, Pakistan included, are located at critical points for an invasion of China, North Korea, Russia's east coast, Iran, or the Middle-Eastern oil barons (should they get "uppity")
#49 - yo dawg, imma need dat mention 01/03/2016 on Batman-Europa 1 0
#27 - ok fr what the **** is etsy, im too lazy to actually look it up 01/03/2016 on the real non-cringy version 0
#9 - shadbase 01/02/2016 on The Sasha Grey of donuts 0
#9 - Ive always secretly wanted to go and live my life this way 01/02/2016 on gitin gud 0
#16 - i remeber this **** , stings 01/01/2016 on The Afeelzing Spiderfeel 0
#26380 - What happened to feminist activism?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on Ask a Mod 0
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#26382 - brcstar (01/01/2016) [-]
Admin removed it since barely anyone used it
#43 - i just noticed the dude hanging from the tree 12/31/2015 on Original One Punch Man 0
#3 - Local Man Slaughters Bull with Bare Hands, Drowns in Pussy  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Original One Punch Man +104
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#40 - lukethefox (12/30/2015) [-]
Also drowns in Olive Oyl.
#4 - gentledragon (12/29/2015) [-]
That meat seller must really love cats
#6 - myjunk (12/30/2015) [-]
Strangly enough the box reads "Dog Bones"
#9 - nativeboy (12/30/2015) [-]
Probably cause he slapped that bull like a bitch.
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#7 - painus (12/30/2015) [-]
I figure that means bones FOR dogs.
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