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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:9/14/2011
Last Login:12/26/2014
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Content Ranking:#3116
Comment Ranking:#12343
Highest Content Rank:#3084
Highest Comment Rank:#12070
Content Thumbs: 683 total,  783 ,  100
Comment Thumbs: 355 total,  618 ,  263
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 52 Content: Sammich eater → Level 53 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 132 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:36142
Times Content Favorited:94 times
Total Comments Made:410
FJ Points:863

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#148 - im 21 and i have gained so much experience from age 7 to 17 in…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on brilliant 0
User avatar #152 - jomgor (09/16/2014) [-]
im all ears
#147 - Btw im not saying this because I'm supporting what either one … 09/16/2014 on brilliant 0
#146 - here I'm gonna say it using simpler words, going from a toy to… 09/16/2014 on brilliant 0
#67 - because going from a toy to a real thing is not same as going …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/15/2014 on brilliant +2
User avatar #68 - muthsera (09/15/2014) [-]
How? An asshole is an asshole is an asshole. I don't see what your quibble is mate.
User avatar #147 - ahmetbyrm (09/16/2014) [-]
Btw im not saying this because I'm supporting what either one of them said I'm just pointing out the stupid comeback. now this is what that comeback sounds like, imagine if the guy had said instead of doing spinning at the gym why don't you ride a real bicycle and her comeback sounds like this, instead of driving a beetle why don't you drive an SUV. now do you get how stupid that sounds?
User avatar #146 - ahmetbyrm (09/16/2014) [-]
here I'm gonna say it using simpler words, going from a toy to a real penis is not the same thing as going from an asshole to another asshole. you are concentrating on the wrong part of the sentence.
User avatar #72 - jomgor (09/15/2014) [-]
dont mind him hes probably young and inexperienced in the nuances of sexuality and life.
User avatar #148 - ahmetbyrm (09/16/2014) [-]
im 21 and i have gained so much experience from age 7 to 17 in my life that you will ever have in your entire life.
User avatar #152 - jomgor (09/16/2014) [-]
im all ears
User avatar #74 - muthsera (09/15/2014) [-]
>mfw I am a woman and only replying to play devils advocate
User avatar #88 - falgabird (09/15/2014) [-]
A better comparison would have been an anal fleshlight rather than a male anus for the sake of keeping with the toy vs real thing debate...
User avatar #149 - ahmetbyrm (09/16/2014) [-]
exactly
User avatar #95 - muthsera (09/15/2014) [-]
True. It was a poor analogy at best simply because biologically there is no difference between a male and female prime orifice
#76 - jomgor (09/15/2014) [-]
lol please continue then
#63 - thats the dumbest comeback I've ever heard from dildo to a rea…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/15/2014 on brilliant +3
User avatar #66 - muthsera (09/15/2014) [-]
How so? They're more similar (being biological) than an artificial cock and a biological boner.
User avatar #67 - ahmetbyrm (09/15/2014) [-]
because going from a toy to a real thing is not same as going from a gender to another gender? if she had said instead of fucking your hand go fuck a guys ass that would have been a better example.
User avatar #68 - muthsera (09/15/2014) [-]
How? An asshole is an asshole is an asshole. I don't see what your quibble is mate.
User avatar #147 - ahmetbyrm (09/16/2014) [-]
Btw im not saying this because I'm supporting what either one of them said I'm just pointing out the stupid comeback. now this is what that comeback sounds like, imagine if the guy had said instead of doing spinning at the gym why don't you ride a real bicycle and her comeback sounds like this, instead of driving a beetle why don't you drive an SUV. now do you get how stupid that sounds?
User avatar #146 - ahmetbyrm (09/16/2014) [-]
here I'm gonna say it using simpler words, going from a toy to a real penis is not the same thing as going from an asshole to another asshole. you are concentrating on the wrong part of the sentence.
User avatar #72 - jomgor (09/15/2014) [-]
dont mind him hes probably young and inexperienced in the nuances of sexuality and life.
User avatar #148 - ahmetbyrm (09/16/2014) [-]
im 21 and i have gained so much experience from age 7 to 17 in my life that you will ever have in your entire life.
User avatar #152 - jomgor (09/16/2014) [-]
im all ears
User avatar #74 - muthsera (09/15/2014) [-]
>mfw I am a woman and only replying to play devils advocate
User avatar #88 - falgabird (09/15/2014) [-]
A better comparison would have been an anal fleshlight rather than a male anus for the sake of keeping with the toy vs real thing debate...
User avatar #149 - ahmetbyrm (09/16/2014) [-]
exactly
User avatar #95 - muthsera (09/15/2014) [-]
True. It was a poor analogy at best simply because biologically there is no difference between a male and female prime orifice
#76 - jomgor (09/15/2014) [-]
lol please continue then
#9 - its around 1:40 09/14/2014 on I underestimated Andy... +5
#6 - also when he won the sword fight against robin hood using a sp… 09/10/2014 on Robin got rekt -2
#5 - lmfao i watched that seen at least 5 times cause i thought the…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Robin got rekt +1
#8 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
even funnier than obama getting elected?twice?
User avatar #6 - ahmetbyrm (09/10/2014) [-]
also when he won the sword fight against robin hood using a spoon i lost my shit.
#13 - lmfao that vagina picture tho 4:52 09/05/2014 on Double standards. It's... +1
#209 - well emma watson said she would go nude for a movie so someone… 09/03/2014 on The new craze 0
#13 - also thats why men get paid more because they are willing to t… 09/01/2014 on Men vs Women +2
#81 - Comment deleted 08/31/2014 on Problem 0
#8 - but with that logic if you dorm in college you can't complain … 08/29/2014 on Logic +2
#101 - nope front wheel drives pretty much can't do donuts or drift a… 08/29/2014 on *slow clap* Well done. 0
#35 - lmfao i drive a jeep grand cherokee and i do donuts and drift …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2014 on *slow clap* Well done. -2
#87 - blackmanrollipolli (08/29/2014) [-]
i drive a jeep wrangler and i think you need to get your nutsack out of your purse and man up and get a real jeep. why the fuck would a non autistic person do donuts and drift at all better yet the snow... in a off-road inspried vehicle. stupid.
#42 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
Anybody can do donuts and drift in a controlled situation and it doesn't require a 4x4 .
User avatar #101 - ahmetbyrm (08/29/2014) [-]
nope front wheel drives pretty much can't do donuts or drift and 4x4s need absence of traction to be able to donuts and drift. only rear wheel drive cars are pretty much the only ones that can do donuts anywhere. and i drift on the roads when I'm making a turn or something not in a controlled environment, since not a lot of cars drive when theres a snow storm i don't really worry about hitting other cars.
#145 - if i was there id buy a **** load of small milk c… 08/29/2014 on Vegans 0
#97 - yeah but the avengers can go in the water 08/24/2014 on title +11
#3498 - **ahmetbyrm rolls 88,571,309** feeling lucky 08/23/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#33 - i think you can update and change the info. 08/21/2014 on I am okay with this this 0
#6 - i was actually thinking about registering a barcode under my n…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on I am okay with this this 0
User avatar #16 - schwerdaddy (08/21/2014) [-]
Good luck if your phone number ever changes.
User avatar #25 - perform (08/21/2014) [-]
Then change the information lmao
User avatar #33 - ahmetbyrm (08/21/2014) [-]
i think you can update and change the info.
#4867 - **ahmetbyrm rolls 586,479** for the purple text 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#4857 - **ahmetbyrm rolls 749,980** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#148 - if i can spend 4 years in a college to get a degree for a stup… 08/06/2014 on Who wouldn't?? :O +1
#22 - why da **** would anyone call natalie portman a whore? 07/28/2014 on Explain, explain, explain 0
#75 - thats not a dog thats a *********** lion with a b… 07/28/2014 on The Giant Leonbergers 0
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