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#36 - yeah because i was falling asleep but as i was writing i was w… 01/16/2015 on Don't fool yourself 0
#34 - well i wrote a paper (about 1200 words) for my winter class in…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Don't fool yourself 0
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#35 - episode (01/16/2015) [-]
Only one episode? Filthy casual.
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#36 - ahmetbyrm (01/16/2015) [-]
yeah because i was falling asleep but as i was writing i was watching the next episode.
#48 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Oh, Mike.. +3
#52 - violated (01/13/2015) [-]
#47 - Comment deleted 01/13/2015 on Oh, Mike.. +1
#45 - now i got to take it again god damn it.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Oh, Mike.. +3
#46 - captnnorway (01/13/2015) [-]
lel it took forever to finish that test . Was very unsure
#48 - ahmetbyrm (01/13/2015) [-]
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#44 - i got a 19, but my eyes are tired and my computer screen is pr…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Oh, Mike.. +6
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#69 - matheomaidana (01/13/2015) [-]
wow, I got the same
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#174 - hammarhead (01/14/2015) [-]
7. skrubs.
#56 - ive read the whole Quran and never seen a verse like that. Ive…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Fuck them. 0
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#58 - fatguystrangler (01/11/2015) [-]
Well..probably because it's not written in English. Lol
#82 - hellol (01/11/2015) [-]
ahmetbyrm fatguystangler
"[Remember] when your Lord inspired to the angels, "I am with you, so strengthen those who have believed. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieved, so strike [them] upon the necks and strike from them every fingertip."
The only person allowed to execute in a country is the leader, and only after a judgement has passed by an impartial judge. The job of a judge in Sharia is to, if ever possible, let the defendent of a victemless crime go free. Basically, the judge is the defendent's lawyer. (*generalized) Or when fighting soldiers in war (only people involved in the fighting are allowed to be killed, no one else) -- there are more restriction in killing in general, but I think this is enough to get the point across.
Now the verse. Context This is the Battle of Badr. The first conflict between the Muslims and the Makkans. The Muslims came with raiding equipments enough for most and the Makkans came with cavalry.
The word for fingertips has two meanings, fingers and joints. I personally think joint is a better translation. Both are fine, but know there is that difference "...strike [them] upon the necks and strike from them every joint." So when this is said (to the angels), it means that the opposing forces will be defenseless and the Muslims will win, since the last thing that is left unguarded are the necks and joints.
It does not mean mutilate their bodies. If you want me to explain your other two examples, tell me.
#91 - anon (01/11/2015) [-]
>Islam is not about violence
>heres a way to assault someone.

unless your religion is 100% pacifist you can't say the religion is non violent. i guess Buddhists count sorta.
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#73 - mrforte (01/11/2015) [-]
The verses people talk about when they say Islam is inherently violent are constantly taken out of context and/or mistranslated due to nuances that only native speakers would catch. It is often stated in the Quran that tolerance and forgiveness are virtues, and that violence is only allowed if the followers are directly under attack or otherwise abused.
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#78 - fatguystrangler (01/11/2015) [-]
Well stating something is open to interpretation is even worse. How many misguided idiots are killing people for this.

These Muslim extremists are not just straight up psychopaths unfortunately.

They are doing it for a reason. Their "teachings"
#92 - awsomesaucelesbian (01/11/2015) [-]
its the muslim version of the westboro baptist church
#50 - well in Islam a person who kills an innocent person can never …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Fuck them. +1
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#52 - fatguystrangler (01/11/2015) [-]
"The Quran contains at least 109 verses that call Muslims to war with nonbelievers for the sake of Islamic rule. Some are quite graphic, with commands to chop off heads and fingers and kill infidels wherever they may be hiding. Muslims who do not join the fight are called 'hypocrites' and warned that Allah will send them to Hell if they do not join the slaughter."

TL;DR we are infidels, not innocents. They are "allowed" to kill us
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#56 - ahmetbyrm (01/11/2015) [-]
ive read the whole Quran and never seen a verse like that. Ive seen verses that were about fighting to get the word of the god to people but that was for when the islams early years, its no longer true. it even says in the older verses that drinking is ok. but it has been banned in later verses. The latest rules that have been left to people after the death of the prophet is dont kill, steal, harm, be nice and fair etc. there's still rules about how you must fight in the defense of your country until you die or they retreat but thats in case of a war. not over a cartoon.
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#58 - fatguystrangler (01/11/2015) [-]
Well..probably because it's not written in English. Lol
#82 - hellol (01/11/2015) [-]
ahmetbyrm fatguystangler
"[Remember] when your Lord inspired to the angels, "I am with you, so strengthen those who have believed. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieved, so strike [them] upon the necks and strike from them every fingertip."
The only person allowed to execute in a country is the leader, and only after a judgement has passed by an impartial judge. The job of a judge in Sharia is to, if ever possible, let the defendent of a victemless crime go free. Basically, the judge is the defendent's lawyer. (*generalized) Or when fighting soldiers in war (only people involved in the fighting are allowed to be killed, no one else) -- there are more restriction in killing in general, but I think this is enough to get the point across.
Now the verse. Context This is the Battle of Badr. The first conflict between the Muslims and the Makkans. The Muslims came with raiding equipments enough for most and the Makkans came with cavalry.
The word for fingertips has two meanings, fingers and joints. I personally think joint is a better translation. Both are fine, but know there is that difference "...strike [them] upon the necks and strike from them every joint." So when this is said (to the angels), it means that the opposing forces will be defenseless and the Muslims will win, since the last thing that is left unguarded are the necks and joints.
It does not mean mutilate their bodies. If you want me to explain your other two examples, tell me.
#91 - anon (01/11/2015) [-]
>Islam is not about violence
>heres a way to assault someone.

unless your religion is 100% pacifist you can't say the religion is non violent. i guess Buddhists count sorta.
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#73 - mrforte (01/11/2015) [-]
The verses people talk about when they say Islam is inherently violent are constantly taken out of context and/or mistranslated due to nuances that only native speakers would catch. It is often stated in the Quran that tolerance and forgiveness are virtues, and that violence is only allowed if the followers are directly under attack or otherwise abused.
User avatar
#78 - fatguystrangler (01/11/2015) [-]
Well stating something is open to interpretation is even worse. How many misguided idiots are killing people for this.

These Muslim extremists are not just straight up psychopaths unfortunately.

They are doing it for a reason. Their "teachings"
#92 - awsomesaucelesbian (01/11/2015) [-]
its the muslim version of the westboro baptist church
#10 - yes other people watch cinema sins too  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on an apple a day +55
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#25 - wthree (01/10/2015) [-]
ahmbetbyrm is a dick to OP
#1100 - been here since 2011 but im still level 144 or something 01/09/2015 on looking for a mod or two 0