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Gender: male
Age: 23
X-box Gamertag: Cockswabbin
Interests: Vagina
Date Signed Up:11/12/2010
Last Login:7/05/2015
Location:Cockass
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latest user's comments

#59 - Picture 05/13/2015 on Your GF has skill +25
#24 - When she says she only hangs out with guys. 05/04/2015 on "equality" 0
#405 - oh...just people. ..sober.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Drinking Game Question +1
#406 - luluwho (12/09/2014) [-]
Yes, just people, lol.
#36 - Picture 06/22/2013 on Hero! +1
#60 - cheater  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on Oh yeah baby. 0
User avatar #61 - auda (05/07/2013) [-]
no ;w;
#57 - >playing gears of war 3 >warzone >4v1 (myself… 05/07/2013 on Oh yeah baby. +4
#141 - Picture 05/01/2013 on Campagin.. 0
#56 - I live in Kentucky. **** MY STATE To …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/12/2013 on 3 Days Fresh +21
User avatar #192 - arstya (04/13/2013) [-]
Actually I was gonna ask if you've banged any family...
User avatar #149 - padfoott (04/12/2013) [-]
Lets not forget that we're all married to our cousins!
User avatar #91 - commandwolf (04/12/2013) [-]
I like living here...
User avatar #79 - absolutlyxnothing (04/12/2013) [-]
Whats worse is I live in that exact town. Why do I have to live in a state where stupid shit always happen...
User avatar #74 - thelegitmetalhead (04/12/2013) [-]
To answer you question
> You question
> You
To answer I question?
(Kidding, I'm sure your R button just doesn't work correctly.)
#132 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
You forgot 'yes, I don't wear shoes.'
No, I don't wear shoes would have made more sense.
User avatar #187 - tylertuesday (04/13/2013) [-]
he's from Kentucky what did you expect?
User avatar #70 - duvallwhitey (04/12/2013) [-]
Fuck yo thumbnail
User avatar #69 - lcarnage (04/12/2013) [-]
do you wear socks?
#1861 - Picture 04/07/2013 on Username update 0
#19 - I remember when they posted this. I thought to myself "wh… 04/05/2013 on MOTHER FUCKING FARMING... +1

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