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#86 - Picture 10/29/2012 on Steve Job-less +7
#83 - that's my profile pic 10/29/2012 on Steve Job-less 0
#4 - I don't know about you guys, but I keep a hairbrush, nail clip… 10/27/2012 on Truth +11
#12 - Picture 10/27/2012 on Spongebob +3
#16 - "i thought it was urine" 10/27/2012 on HA! Butterfingers +9
#12 - nashua, you?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2012 on Don't mind me hitting the... 0
User avatar #13 - mikerocks (10/27/2012) [-]
Barnstead perhaps I misjudged how far it is from me but I know he's from the state. Same thing with Chris Carpenter his brother coaches little league in the town next to me and his nephew was a freshman when I was a senior.
#17 - granitestate (10/27/2012) [-]
Manchester here..NH UNITE. and chris carpenter went to my high school in manch
User avatar #29 - mikerocks (10/27/2012) [-]
Loving the username
#10 - holy **** me too  [+] (5 new replies) 10/27/2012 on Don't mind me hitting the... 0
User avatar #11 - mikerocks (10/27/2012) [-]
What town are you in? o_O
User avatar #12 - ahj (10/27/2012) [-]
nashua, you?
User avatar #13 - mikerocks (10/27/2012) [-]
Barnstead perhaps I misjudged how far it is from me but I know he's from the state. Same thing with Chris Carpenter his brother coaches little league in the town next to me and his nephew was a freshman when I was a senior.
#17 - granitestate (10/27/2012) [-]
Manchester here..NH UNITE. and chris carpenter went to my high school in manch
User avatar #29 - mikerocks (10/27/2012) [-]
Loving the username
#92 - for metal try anything off of Metallica's ...And Justice For A…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2012 on 10 Metallica Facts 0
User avatar #107 - roflbacon (07/26/2013) [-]
Hell yeah
#91 - Nothing Else Matters is one of my personal favorites. Other go… 10/27/2012 on 10 Metallica Facts 0
#49 - oh god the second one is ******* terrifying 10/26/2012 on Witt Womney! +5
#17 - "I'm pregnant" 10/25/2012 on Oh Harry 0
#144 - it's intentional  [+] (7 new replies) 10/24/2012 on Mario +1
User avatar #145 - Davidowns (10/24/2012) [-]
k
User avatar #151 - SquishyHaribo (10/24/2012) [-]
I keep reading your name as davi downs
do you have down syndrome? it would make your name a lot more hilarious
User avatar #153 - Davidowns (10/24/2012) [-]
No but I am currently picking small traces of mad out of you. Is there a problem?
User avatar #154 - Davidowns (10/24/2012) [-]
picking UP
User avatar #157 - SquishyHaribo (10/24/2012) [-]
oh crap, reading it back I can see how i seem pissed off but I genuinely thought it would be funny if your name was davi downs and you were down syndrome
User avatar #159 - Davidowns (10/24/2012) [-]
Down syndrome is not a person.
User avatar #160 - SquishyHaribo (10/24/2012) [-]
now you're just doing it on purpose...
#282 - *clears throat* What the **** did y…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2012 on one of my favorite threads +26
User avatar #286 - bothemastaofall (10/24/2012) [-]
When I worked at McDonalds, I'd go to the back and steal the pickle slices and put them over my nipples. I would go all day sporting my salty/sweet secret underneath my lingerie. I felt like such a badass. Then at the end of the day, on one of my last orders, I would wait for someone to order a McDouble 'For Here'... I would then sneak around to the kitchen and put my boobie slices on their burger. After they recieved their order I would watch them eat the McDouble. The joy and arousal I got from watching them chew, swallow, and digest the pickles that were in contact with my skin was almost orgasmic. To think that someones body was holding a little part of me inside them made me feel dominate. Like a man. Like i was completing a metamorphosis that would one day save huanity. I was winning.
#309 - vycanismajoris (10/24/2012) [-]
>huanity.
#285 - mrbojingles (10/24/2012) [-]
Bravo sir! thumb for you
User avatar #289 - vivapinatapro (10/24/2012) [-]
Ew.
#14 - Comment deleted 10/23/2012 on Self Defence 0
#170 - NORMAL NORMAL BITCHESS 10/22/2012 on Darkness 0
#11 - I don't know how to react to this 10/22/2012 on What the hell 0
#101 - Picture 10/22/2012 on DAFUQ?????????? +4
#10 - did it died?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2012 on That squirrel.... +1
User avatar #14 - twatmissile (10/23/2012) [-]
squirrels have a non-fatal terminal velocity. so probably not, that is unless- it hit a tree or landed on something sharp. still funny as fuck though.
#48 - anonymous (10/23/2012) [-]
That may be so, but that's when there's only the force of gravity acting upon them. If you shot a squirrel out of a cannon, it could reach speeds that greatly exceed its terminal velocity. With that particular slingshot... I don't really feel like calculating its acceleration.
#13 - Jethro? Like Jethro Tull?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2012 on random content 0
User avatar #20 - thatscrewedupkid (10/23/2012) [-]
Beverly hillbillys
User avatar #16 - africanking (10/22/2012) [-]
no, It's a reference to Jethro the Bus Driver
User avatar #21 - thatscrewedupkid (10/23/2012) [-]
Beverly hillbillys
User avatar #14 - fuelnfire (10/22/2012) [-]
Ugh. Jethro Tull lol
#24 - Except Teddy Roosevelt won the Presidency as a member of the R… 10/22/2012 on How I feel about our up... +14
#88 - I think that's enough internet for today 10/22/2012 on What is this i dont even... +4
#450 - A bass amplifier... **** 10/22/2012 on That Poor Dog 0
#196 - how do you smoke marijuanas? You're supposed to inject them  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on Amanda, Pass the bleach. 0
User avatar #430 - fannypackattack (10/22/2012) [-]
You're right guys. I've never done a marijuana before. I was just trying to look cool.
#28 - I use google plus 10/21/2012 on Privacy 0
#66 - retard, everyone knows you snort marijuanas 10/21/2012 on How to come back from death +1

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