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agronimo

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Date Signed Up:10/11/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#7 - Dad this some nasty ass cheesiness i hate you so much but the … 12/12/2015 on Single parents +4
#1 - **agronimo used "*roll picture*"** **agronimo rolled image… 12/12/2015 on Donnie darko -2
#3 - Don't ******* mix it with milk then No, mate, … 12/12/2015 on Haha, What? 0
#99 - I like to live dangerously 12/12/2015 on Fallout 4 mods be like +1
#6 - Picture 12/12/2015 on (untitled) +11
#24 - ******* pony rolls, now everyone will think I'm a whiny…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Fallout 4 mods be like +37
#90 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
You are, for whining about pony rolls. just like them.
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#87 - Formus (12/12/2015) [-]
actually i think that after THIS comment will everybody think that ure a whiny lil bitch
cuz you can't affect what you roll, but this 'OMG A PONY Q_Q' like comments you can
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#57 - zaggystirdust (12/12/2015) [-]
maybe next time just post a picture instead of rolling one?
#99 - agronimo (12/12/2015) [-]
I like to live dangerously
#23 - **agronimo used "*roll picture*"** **agronimo rolled image…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Fallout 4 mods be like -2
#29 - imagebandetector (12/12/2015) [-]
I didn't need to see that.
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#24 - agronimo (12/12/2015) [-]
Fucking pony rolls, now everyone will think I'm a whiny lil bitch

Not saying I'm not tho
#90 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
You are, for whining about pony rolls. just like them.
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#87 - Formus (12/12/2015) [-]
actually i think that after THIS comment will everybody think that ure a whiny lil bitch
cuz you can't affect what you roll, but this 'OMG A PONY Q_Q' like comments you can
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#57 - zaggystirdust (12/12/2015) [-]
maybe next time just post a picture instead of rolling one?
#99 - agronimo (12/12/2015) [-]
I like to live dangerously
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2015 on chinese cartoons +256
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#121 - pickupfour (12/12/2015) [-]
Culture Schlock (Awkward Zombie/Ace Attorney Fandub) Isn't Los Angeles such a culturally diverse place?
#6 - Damn that's cold  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Bill Nye +38
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#7 - icicles (12/12/2015) [-]
my life is not a fucking joke agronimo
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#22 - garymotherfingoak (12/12/2015) [-]
for being shit thats cold as fuck you have no chill
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#12 - amusingusername (12/12/2015) [-]
Chill out man.
#4 - A ******** themed account about icicles?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Bill Nye +63
#14 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
nah haha its so bad its good keep it up lol xD
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#5 - icicles (12/12/2015) [-]
no
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#6 - agronimo (12/12/2015) [-]
Damn that's cold
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#7 - icicles (12/12/2015) [-]
my life is not a fucking joke agronimo
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#22 - garymotherfingoak (12/12/2015) [-]
for being shit thats cold as fuck you have no chill
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#12 - amusingusername (12/12/2015) [-]
Chill out man.
#7 - **agronimo used "*roll picture*"** **agronimo rolled image…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Nice Ugly Xmas +4
#20 - sedativechunk (12/12/2015) [-]
Dear lord that roll man...
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#18 - leifbunny (12/12/2015) [-]
That has to be the most ironic roll I've ever seen.
#32 - I didn't want to google that... I thouth I did, but I didn't...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on WAKE UP BAKA GAIJIN!!! +2
#51 - nemecyst (12/12/2015) [-]
the further down I went, the worse it became
#113 - **** , dude, I can't wait to see a "DESIGNATED"… 12/11/2015 on Gid fucking gud India +10
#26 - **** , I've been searching for this webm for ages … 12/09/2015 on His facial expressions +5
#4 - Picture 12/08/2015 on Nipples +23
#15 - Have you? Because that's not ******* him  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Gravity is nothing to him +71
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#25 - heartlessrobot (12/08/2015) [-]
>>#8
#17 - Everyone is having such interesting lives and I'm just sitting… 12/08/2015 on Japanese Spiderman +20
#5 - I don't get it, why is there a picture of a lion among the dogs? 12/07/2015 on Dog +9
#63 - My mind is a mess, so I wouldn't rely on me, but if it ever ha… 12/07/2015 on Rekt #2 +2
#57 - I've searched for it for an hour and I lost all hope. If it's …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2015 on Rekt #2 0
#60 - berojin (12/07/2015) [-]
shit, sucks that you couldn't find it, but it sounds pretty good though, honestly. if i was any good at drawing i'd offer, but i couldn't draw any better than michael j fox could. lemme know if it ever happens though.
#63 - agronimo (12/07/2015) [-]
My mind is a mess, so I wouldn't rely on me, but if it ever happens I'll tell ya first, matey
#39 - I once wrote a comic script with that premise. Two janitors wo…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2015 on Rekt #2 +4
#50 - berojin (12/07/2015) [-]
really? sounds interesting. you should look for it, i wanna see it.
#57 - agronimo (12/07/2015) [-]
I've searched for it for an hour and I lost all hope. If it's somewhere it must be in my old computer, and that shit's ancient history, so may aswell search for the dragon balls and wish it back, because it ain't gonna appear anytime soon

If you're really curious about it, I wrote about three and a half chapters, independent from one another and each one revolving around a single death

The first one was about a guy who gets his head trapped between the train doors and gets decapitated by the border of the tunnel. Then the janitors have to clean the scene inside the wagon, all that with some low-quality blood slipping shenanigans going on and some slapstick when trying to move the body. Then they go searching for the head and play with it in some hamletesque way or some shit like that

The second one was about some hobo who went inside one of those cavities in the tunnels searching for shelter and dies of... I don't know, thirst? When they find him months later all they find is a putrid mess of rotten flesh and tender bones and they have to scrap it from the walls with their own toothbrushes. The main thing in this story was that the subway coordinators forget they are in the tunnels and resume the train shcedule, leaving them running here and there trying to avoid getting hit by the oncoming trains

The third one... I don't fucking know, it was about some woman crushed by one of the advertisment billboards. It was a metaphor over the concept of the consumer society's pressure over the individual. But mainly it was to make jokes about human omelettes and to show the janitors rolling the corpse like a rug because I thought it was a funny situation. I don't know where did I got those ideas, man, infamous shit, I tell ya what

Anyway, that's all I can tell from the top of my head. It wasn't the best piece in literature history, but it had its shits and gags. I wish I had found someone to draw it while I could... Anyway, I think I may rewrite it some day, if I don't completely forget about it tomorrow

Thanks for the interest tho
#60 - berojin (12/07/2015) [-]
shit, sucks that you couldn't find it, but it sounds pretty good though, honestly. if i was any good at drawing i'd offer, but i couldn't draw any better than michael j fox could. lemme know if it ever happens though.
#63 - agronimo (12/07/2015) [-]
My mind is a mess, so I wouldn't rely on me, but if it ever happens I'll tell ya first, matey
#38 - Picture 12/07/2015 on we complained about not... +36
#33 - "Dude, what the **** ?" 12/06/2015 on Playstation's New VR Job... +8
#27 - What you really are 12/05/2015 on God fucking..... damn +4
#32 - Redheads will **** your **** up, man, don't cros… 12/05/2015 on dungeon 0

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User avatar #7 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
sup agro
User avatar #8 to #7 - agronimo (11/12/2015) [-]
sup admin
#1 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
#3 to #2 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Morning.
#4 to #3 - agronimo (07/13/2015) [-]
I don't have money, man
#5 to #4 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Sup
#6 to #5 - agronimo (07/13/2015) [-]
Ok, now you're freaking me out
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