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#26 - Well, that's exactly what I'm saying. It would look like *…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/04/2016 on I hear you like the Republic -11
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#27 - rakaka (01/04/2016) [-]
it looks neat, no one's saying they're super impressed by it. Are you sure you're not just projecting?
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#28 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
Come on, man, I've seen this exact clip tons of times here, on facebook, twitter and myspace reposted again and again, and every time everyone just goes all like "Woah, that's neato as fuck" "That's skill right there" "7/7 would bang". Even here, right down this comment theres' some guy saying it's like porn, come on, mate, come on now

And of course I'm projecting, mate, I'm salty as fuck with all these slackers getting attention for nothing while one works his ass off to get nothing but shit. That's the paradigm of the postmodern man, mate, to be pissed off about other people's success while being the lesser man for it. It fucking grids my gears that I'm not succeeding, man, I want to be a hero, I want to be a genius, I want everyone to give me attention for everything I do, I'm projecting the shit out of this and you are totally right

Satisfied, mate?
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#31 - rakaka (01/04/2016) [-]
calm down mate people like it because it looks neat

literally that's it
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#32 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm calmed, mate, I was just pretending to care

It was a subterfuge
#53 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
You were just pretended to be retarded, you weren't ACTUALLY retarded.
#61 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm a master ruseman
#49 - stavIIIiii (01/04/2016) [-]
#59 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
Nah, mate. It's been a while since I last experienced such collective virulence against my opinions. Just let me push it forward, play along and enjoy the moment. Don't kill my vibe, man
#47 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
you're speaking the truth, and these red thumbs just don't want to hear it...
#23 - Come on, man, you understood what I meant. I don't see why all…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/04/2016 on I hear you like the Republic -30
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#58 - drpenguinz (01/04/2016) [-]
its really not that easy
not thaaat hard either
but i think you need more than a "few tries"
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#60 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
Well, I don't think it takes that much effort to learn how to paint lines, because that's basically what those guys are doing. The only one that seems to have more to it is the Google one

But I am strongly uneducated on the subject, maybe it takes years of practice to write the NIKE logo on a piece of paper...
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#25 - rakaka (01/04/2016) [-]
You could but it wouldn't look good. The paper would be all warped from you rubbing it and being saturated by inc, there would be little spots that you just didn't fill in, it'd look like shit. The shit in the gif looks good, that's why it's being posted and not some retard with a bic
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#26 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
Well, that's exactly what I'm saying. It would look like shit if some skill-less retard like me did it, but if anyone could pull that off and reproduce the same results with a shitty bic pen and make it look nice, then that shit would be impressive, that would be something worth praising

As for this, this is just for showing off. Going all like "Look, I'm a calligrapher, I can write Nike's logo with a pen that's designed specifically to write Nike's logo". No shit, man
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#27 - rakaka (01/04/2016) [-]
it looks neat, no one's saying they're super impressed by it. Are you sure you're not just projecting?
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#28 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
Come on, man, I've seen this exact clip tons of times here, on facebook, twitter and myspace reposted again and again, and every time everyone just goes all like "Woah, that's neato as fuck" "That's skill right there" "7/7 would bang". Even here, right down this comment theres' some guy saying it's like porn, come on, mate, come on now

And of course I'm projecting, mate, I'm salty as fuck with all these slackers getting attention for nothing while one works his ass off to get nothing but shit. That's the paradigm of the postmodern man, mate, to be pissed off about other people's success while being the lesser man for it. It fucking grids my gears that I'm not succeeding, man, I want to be a hero, I want to be a genius, I want everyone to give me attention for everything I do, I'm projecting the shit out of this and you are totally right

Satisfied, mate?
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#31 - rakaka (01/04/2016) [-]
calm down mate people like it because it looks neat

literally that's it
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#32 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm calmed, mate, I was just pretending to care

It was a subterfuge
#53 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
You were just pretended to be retarded, you weren't ACTUALLY retarded.
#61 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm a master ruseman
#49 - stavIIIiii (01/04/2016) [-]
#59 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
Nah, mate. It's been a while since I last experienced such collective virulence against my opinions. Just let me push it forward, play along and enjoy the moment. Don't kill my vibe, man
#47 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
you're speaking the truth, and these red thumbs just don't want to hear it...
#21 - To be honest, that looks like the pen does most of the work  [+] (16 new replies) 01/04/2016 on I hear you like the Republic -56
#38 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
To be honest, that looks like the keyboard does most of the work
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#22 - rakaka (01/04/2016) [-]
Yes, that's how writing works
#23 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
Come on, man, you understood what I meant. I don't see why all the fuss around this, like this is some next level shit that involves a ton of skill, when in reality is something anyone could do in a few tries if one's willing to pay for those overpriced pens

You know what would impress me? Someone doing that with a shitty bic pen, that's something I'd like to witness
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#58 - drpenguinz (01/04/2016) [-]
its really not that easy
not thaaat hard either
but i think you need more than a "few tries"
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#60 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
Well, I don't think it takes that much effort to learn how to paint lines, because that's basically what those guys are doing. The only one that seems to have more to it is the Google one

But I am strongly uneducated on the subject, maybe it takes years of practice to write the NIKE logo on a piece of paper...
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#25 - rakaka (01/04/2016) [-]
You could but it wouldn't look good. The paper would be all warped from you rubbing it and being saturated by inc, there would be little spots that you just didn't fill in, it'd look like shit. The shit in the gif looks good, that's why it's being posted and not some retard with a bic
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#26 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
Well, that's exactly what I'm saying. It would look like shit if some skill-less retard like me did it, but if anyone could pull that off and reproduce the same results with a shitty bic pen and make it look nice, then that shit would be impressive, that would be something worth praising

As for this, this is just for showing off. Going all like "Look, I'm a calligrapher, I can write Nike's logo with a pen that's designed specifically to write Nike's logo". No shit, man
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#27 - rakaka (01/04/2016) [-]
it looks neat, no one's saying they're super impressed by it. Are you sure you're not just projecting?
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#28 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
Come on, man, I've seen this exact clip tons of times here, on facebook, twitter and myspace reposted again and again, and every time everyone just goes all like "Woah, that's neato as fuck" "That's skill right there" "7/7 would bang". Even here, right down this comment theres' some guy saying it's like porn, come on, mate, come on now

And of course I'm projecting, mate, I'm salty as fuck with all these slackers getting attention for nothing while one works his ass off to get nothing but shit. That's the paradigm of the postmodern man, mate, to be pissed off about other people's success while being the lesser man for it. It fucking grids my gears that I'm not succeeding, man, I want to be a hero, I want to be a genius, I want everyone to give me attention for everything I do, I'm projecting the shit out of this and you are totally right

Satisfied, mate?
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#31 - rakaka (01/04/2016) [-]
calm down mate people like it because it looks neat

literally that's it
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#32 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm calmed, mate, I was just pretending to care

It was a subterfuge
#53 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
You were just pretended to be retarded, you weren't ACTUALLY retarded.
#61 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm a master ruseman
#49 - stavIIIiii (01/04/2016) [-]
#59 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
Nah, mate. It's been a while since I last experienced such collective virulence against my opinions. Just let me push it forward, play along and enjoy the moment. Don't kill my vibe, man
#47 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
you're speaking the truth, and these red thumbs just don't want to hear it...
#51 - Have this, m8 01/04/2016 on Batman-Europa 2 +2
#37 - NYEH HEH HEH ************ !!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Batman-Europa 2 +13
#41 - cursedjester (01/04/2016) [-]
GodFuckingDamnItNowICan'tUnseeIt
#51 - agronimo (01/04/2016) [-]
Have this, m8
#14 - Ayy gurl you a sarlacc pit? Cause I wanna be inside u so bad  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Smooth +30
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#34 - mondominiman (01/04/2016) [-]
why must real life be so much worse
#34 - "With this dip you can satisfy three to six people. For m… 01/03/2016 on chili.wmv +51
#3 - She must have had an abortion 01/03/2016 on New 50 shades amazing plot... +4
#8 - Bitch please 01/02/2016 on Beardy +18
#4 - Sorry that didn't met your comedy minimal standards, son  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Oh boy +76
#5 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
Apology accepted
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#29 - warioteam (01/03/2016) [-]
why is it you love cocks so fucking much tarabostes
did daddy touch you when you were little
#34 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Ewwwwwwww why are you acting so gay all of sudden?? Oh wait it's Wario...
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#35 - warioteam (01/03/2016) [-]
hot
#5 - **agronimo used "*roll picture*"** **agronimo rolled image… 01/02/2016 on it's just a prank 0
#11 - This'll prove useful  [+] (30 new replies) 01/02/2016 on tinder game strong +769
#129 - wildredsock (01/03/2016) [-]
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#99 - gragasvlad (01/03/2016) [-]
toy could just type it....
#94 - crlmsonhazard (01/03/2016) [-]
So when men fat-shame, it's fine, but when women do it, they're cunts. People like Sarkeesian are prominent BECAUSE of this type of double standard hogwash
#132 - adrixtheslayer (01/03/2016) [-]
#105 - enlightednatzie (01/03/2016) [-]
Uh no, fat women are as disgusting as fat men? Its just a small but loud minority who thinks woman fat shaming is wrong. The general population hate fat chicks because they are loud and annoying.
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#103 - questionableferret (01/03/2016) [-]
No, no. The difference between what that is and fat shaming content is that that girl was doing it just to be a bitch, but when she got burned she retaliated. She could dish it out but she couldn't take shit in return.

We fat-shame guys all the time, especially ones that are like "Naw, this is healthy and I am beautiful." Women who are cool with being fat and accept it instead of pretending to be something they're not go by just fine with the FJ community. I mean, Dawn French has never been ragged on and she's fat, but it's because she has always played around with it and made fun of it.

tl;dr - We dislike people who pretend to be what they're not and can't accept what they are, fat or otherwise.

Also, Sarkeesian is prominent for a ton of reasons and this ain't one of them.
#134 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
literally never met a fat dude who is all "my body is beautiful blah blah" they literally 100% of the time are like "yeah im a fat fuck lets party!!!" so there's that too.
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#137 - questionableferret (01/03/2016) [-]
Yeah, but we mock the shit out of fedora kids who think they're cool. Anyone who doesn't recognise the truth about who and what they are and either assumes or demands other people to join in the delusion is a focus of mockery.
#117 - kez (01/03/2016) [-]
Shes flirting kiddo. She was interested.
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#118 - questionableferret (01/03/2016) [-]
Then she's worse at expressing her feelings than I am and she can go straight to hell, do not pass purgatory, do not collect 200 virgins.
#120 - kez (01/03/2016) [-]
All girls do this to different degrees. Sure this was a more harsh version, but its just a test. The harsher the test the more she thinks of you as this incredible person.

The guy most likely looked confident and attractive on his tinder account and the girl wanted to see if he was the real deal. A confident and socially aware guy would know what she was doing and not be hurt by a strangers words and would brush them off because if they are confident they wouldnt care what a stranger says about them. A guy pretending to be confident and socially aware would be hurt by her words because they are not actually confident.

Thats also the whole basic premise of teasing. Insult them and see if they are confident enough to handle it and smart enough and socially skilled enough to do a witty rebuttle.

Its a girls way of checking if you are who you are displaying yourself as, as all guys put on a front to some degree when trying to pick up girls and evolutionary wise a woman doesnt want to have a kid with what they thought was a high value guy and find out they are low value but putting on a front.
#122 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
So being a cunt is flirting now?
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#121 - questionableferret (01/03/2016) [-]
Well I display myself as a frank sort of bloke who understands how banter works. Regardless of if someone said that sort of stuff to me and meant it or if it was just some ploy to test the waters that is one hell of a bad first impression.

"You're fat and you don't interest me."

"Okay, but that was seriously rude."

"I was just joking, I think you're hot now have my babies."

"What? No!"

Even if that is a tactic that women pull this girl is outright terrible at it because that's not a joke or anything that is her outright saying someone's fat. Shit's an insult. If the idea is to poke fun at someone then you go at it with some level of nuance and don't just trainwreck into someone's private messages and dump shade all over them. Shit's rude.

Either way, I don't suppose it applies to me but hey, maybe in future when someone's cussing me out I'll get to think "She is so totally into me." instead of "Oh wow, what a horrid human being." before going on with the rest of my day.
#123 - kez (01/03/2016) [-]
This is tinder not real life so its not a normal conversation. Its rare for a girl to be this harsh to begin with. They would normally either be less harsh and make a comment on your clothing or someone you look like etc or more often make the comment further into the conversation. For them to do it right at the start means they either get hit on a lot or you are good looking enough / confident enough / they know enough about you for them to already be interested in you.

Harsh ones near the start of the conversation are more commonly used by the very attractive girls, not because they are a bitch, but because they get hit on so much that they need to weed out the guys faster as there are more of them. If they spent 20 minutes talking to every guy that hit on her she would have to make it her full time job. So she says a harsh comment like that, if they are confident, socially skilled etc they will pass that test in 5 seconds and she now knows if you are worth her time compared to the other guys who hit on her.

A simple line I use to something like that is "I know, we have so much in common" told in a jokey smiley confident way. And it works wonders for pretty much anything they could say.
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#126 - questionableferret (01/03/2016) [-]
Okay then...?

I don't use tinder. Isn't it just for gay people?
#127 - kez (01/03/2016) [-]
I dont use it anymore either.

nah thats grindr you're thinking of.

And sorry the first sentence has nothing to do with the rest of the comment. Everything i said is about real life. I just meant that she was this harsh at the start because its tinder not real life, not that this is what happens on tinder. This is what happens in real life if the girl thinks you are out of their league
#50 - gasolinestation (01/03/2016) [-]
i made it transparent
#111 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
i don't know what happens when someone brings back an old meme to life

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#61 - ogthegreat (01/03/2016) [-]
You tried ¯_(ツ)_/¯
#141 - ogthegreat (01/04/2016) [-]
Fucking Christ, what happened to the man's arm?
#49 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
wtf happened to Pikachu?
#107 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
nigga got ghibli'd
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#44 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
THAT EVERYONE THAT I KNOW IS A GONER
#32 - ruderoody (01/03/2016) [-]
Thats from nausicaa and the valley of the wind right?
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#35 - thenoahgoesree (01/03/2016) [-]
yee
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#15 - thattessachick (01/02/2016) [-]
Thank you
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#9 - And a happy new year 12/26/2015 on Cunk Juice +1
#7 - I feel ya mate, my family is also a focking trainwreck, and I'…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Cunk Juice +1
#8 - wilicious (12/26/2015) [-]
Thanks mate, merry christmas.
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#9 - agronimo (12/26/2015) [-]
And a happy new year
#5 - 0 to 100 real quick Is there something wrong there, mate?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Cunk Juice 0
#6 - wilicious (12/26/2015) [-]
Yup, several years of conflicts and emotional luggage was put out in the open, seriously considering fleeing the house and running back to my apartment in another city.
#7 - agronimo (12/26/2015) [-]
I feel ya mate, my family is also a focking trainwreck, and I've grown to give up on trying to get us all along, but to accept and understand them all as what they are, a bunch of flawed human beings just as I am, then move on with my own life

I don't know if that's near to your case scenario, or even if this sounds remotely helpful to you. The only thing I can do is wish you the best and hope for your situation to get, if not better, at least less disruptive

Godspeed, mate
#8 - wilicious (12/26/2015) [-]
Thanks mate, merry christmas.
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#9 - agronimo (12/26/2015) [-]
And a happy new year
#4 - If some of those moments aren't jokes, then I have bad news for you  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on Gay moments +22
#24 - captainprincess (12/26/2015) [-]
Good* news
#6 - This might help, mate 12/26/2015 on Funnyjunk i'm so depressed 0
#3 - Are you watching it?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Cunk Juice 0
#4 - wilicious (12/26/2015) [-]
I probably will, a little buzy with the imminent collapse of my entire family.
#5 - agronimo (12/26/2015) [-]
0 to 100 real quick

Is there something wrong there, mate?
#6 - wilicious (12/26/2015) [-]
Yup, several years of conflicts and emotional luggage was put out in the open, seriously considering fleeing the house and running back to my apartment in another city.
#7 - agronimo (12/26/2015) [-]
I feel ya mate, my family is also a focking trainwreck, and I've grown to give up on trying to get us all along, but to accept and understand them all as what they are, a bunch of flawed human beings just as I am, then move on with my own life

I don't know if that's near to your case scenario, or even if this sounds remotely helpful to you. The only thing I can do is wish you the best and hope for your situation to get, if not better, at least less disruptive

Godspeed, mate
#8 - wilicious (12/26/2015) [-]
Thanks mate, merry christmas.
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#9 - agronimo (12/26/2015) [-]
And a happy new year
#2 - Shut up, Shadow, no one likes you  [+] (7 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Ikea. +131
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#30 - usernameisnotallow (12/27/2015) [-]
expected him to chaos control the bookcase into usability
i actually enjoyed the game i have issues i know
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#5 - Thebiggeorgy (12/27/2015) [-]
I like him
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#7 - captainprincess (12/27/2015) [-]
no you dont
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#11 - Thebiggeorgy (12/27/2015) [-]
Yes.. I do
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#13 - lathyrusvii (12/27/2015) [-]
I don't think you do.
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#21 - dndxplain (12/27/2015) [-]
>>#11, I do too.
#35 - ugoboom (12/27/2015) [-]
really?

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User avatar #7 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
sup agro
User avatar #8 to #7 - agronimo (11/12/2015) [-]
sup admin
#1 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
#3 to #2 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Morning.
#4 to #3 - agronimo (07/13/2015) [-]
I don't have money, man
#5 to #4 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Sup
#6 to #5 - agronimo (07/13/2015) [-]
Ok, now you're freaking me out
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