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Date Signed Up:10/11/2014
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#23 - What the **** is a Lululemon? Some kind of new digimon? 10/20/2015 on (untitled) +1
#18 - I'd like to know where do you work that makes you say a hundre…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#22 - ronyx (10/20/2015) [-]
It's Lululemon k?
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#23 - agronimo (10/20/2015) [-]
What the fuck is a Lululemon? Some kind of new digimon?
#1 - What is this? A comp for ants?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2015 on (untitled) +161
#2 - kylefromabove (10/20/2015) [-]
A perfect comp for short attention spans.
#15 - You must be old as balls, mate  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2015 on Kankers +30
#66 - puggles (10/20/2015) [-]
41, so yeah, pretty much
#2 - >Not going with the full squad  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2015 on hl3 +30
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#3 - rulebysecrecy (10/20/2015) [-]
If i saw that in my pregame lobby as the opponents, i might just abandon on the spot
#15 - Comment deleted 10/19/2015 on Cammy +35
#17 - Quite painfull to watch in my opinion 10/19/2015 on wat +4
#9 - Some of your "facts" here are quite full of ****…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2015 on door of your heart. +40
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#32 - tomtomat (10/19/2015) [-]
I'm the original poster of this. I made it several years ago. It is...rather lacking, yeah. Some things here do not hold up as well anymore. But none of these are assumptions I made myself, rather made by the world's top leading paleontologists. But these guys happen to be wrong quite a lot.
Still, thanks!
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#78 - thealbinoargonian (10/19/2015) [-]
why the fuck did you make such a big deal about not all animals at the time being dinosaurs, then refer to fucking chickens as dinosaurs??
#23 - Picture 10/18/2015 on classy selfie ladies +1
#20 - My sister is ten years old  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2015 on classy selfie ladies +2
#22 - badrey (10/18/2015) [-]
#23 - agronimo (10/18/2015) [-]
#65 - "I'm not like the other girls" -Alexandra Dal 10/18/2015 on Their secret? 0
#32 - That's quite the opposite of my point, goy What I'm s…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/17/2015 on The Reality +3
#68 - plantain (10/18/2015) [-]
Case-in-point: Casanova
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#33 - trolololer (10/18/2015) [-]
>goy
>4 women

Self-pity is not good at all, I agree. But you can't discount the fact that a lot of people have unsuccessful romantic and sexual lives because they are simply not good-looking.
#39 - therealfell (10/18/2015) [-]
no, it's because they're complete socially awkward dumbasses

girls care more about personality than guys do
if you can walk up, be nice, funny, not pushy, and just be pleasant to be around
you can get a girl

this guy's got a wife, a baby

and go look at the fat fucks on yt like pickleboy who has a gf who was with him even though he lived in a trailer infested with roaches
and boogie2988 who just recently got married to a girl who's pretty beautiful and puts up with the fact that he's got so many health problems and that he's verrrrry fucking huge

if they can do it, you have no excuse
#3 - I hope ass selfies become a trend in 2016  [+] (11 new replies) 10/17/2015 on classy selfie ladies +138
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#19 - badrey (10/18/2015) [-]
i hope your sister to be one of the first who catches this trend
#20 - agronimo (10/18/2015) [-]
My sister is ten years old
#22 - badrey (10/18/2015) [-]
#23 - agronimo (10/18/2015) [-]
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#5 - yunablade (10/18/2015) [-]
Registering them as bootfies, trademark pending.
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#9 - tenaciouslee (10/18/2015) [-]
I think there's already a technical term.

Belfies.

Belfie = Butt selfie.
#13 - theoldfritz (10/18/2015) [-]
yep, its true
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#17 - strallee (10/18/2015) [-]
Russian Civil war?
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#10 - vissova (10/18/2015) [-]
Belfie sounds more like a selfie during puking.
#4 - skeletorexplains (10/18/2015) [-]
I wouldn't mind their instagram honestly..for..reasons.
#28 - No, the difference between being romantic and being creepy is …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/17/2015 on The Reality +6
#29 - trolololer (10/17/2015) [-]
**trolololer used "*roll picture*"**
**trolololer rolled image** found the non-romantic alpha tryhard who only does hookups because he's afraid of committment
#32 - agronimo (10/17/2015) [-]
That's quite the opposite of my point, goy

What I'm saying is that you can be romantic and appealing to other people even if you're ugly as sin, and thus, that a great chunk of other's perception about your overall beauty resides in your inner bright, in your confidence, in your soul

I've been with four women in my whole life, half of which I didn't firstly felt attracted phisically to, but that didn't stop me from loving them all, because they were great people with a brave sense of romanticism, and in the end they were beautiful in all senses to my eyes

I'm just against that bullshit mindset of "Huh, people don't like me because I may not be attractive, but if they really got to know me they'd realize how good of a person I am". That's just fucking stupid, that's retract oneself to a mere empty husk

Everyone can be romantic, everyone can be loved as much as everyone can be a self pity crybaby and blame their creepy behaviour on their physical looks

Just don't fucking be that fucking self pity crybaby, that's all I say
#68 - plantain (10/18/2015) [-]
Case-in-point: Casanova
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#33 - trolololer (10/18/2015) [-]
>goy
>4 women

Self-pity is not good at all, I agree. But you can't discount the fact that a lot of people have unsuccessful romantic and sexual lives because they are simply not good-looking.
#39 - therealfell (10/18/2015) [-]
no, it's because they're complete socially awkward dumbasses

girls care more about personality than guys do
if you can walk up, be nice, funny, not pushy, and just be pleasant to be around
you can get a girl

this guy's got a wife, a baby

and go look at the fat fucks on yt like pickleboy who has a gf who was with him even though he lived in a trailer infested with roaches
and boogie2988 who just recently got married to a girl who's pretty beautiful and puts up with the fact that he's got so many health problems and that he's verrrrry fucking huge

if they can do it, you have no excuse
#15 - But everybody knows japs make fun of us not for our eyes, but …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2015 on sneaky japs 0
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#30 - xsap (10/18/2015) [-]
even though the biggest consumer of plastic surgery in the world are asians (especially south koreans) most popular being the double eyelid surgery (white people eyes) and 2nd being nose job and 3rd one jawlne cheekbone to make it look more european. look up a the documentary on youtube called "white beauty myths"
#6 - What the **** happened to Wikipedia, man?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/17/2015 on Painting the schoolyard. +3
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#13 - sabcy (10/17/2015) [-]
Wikipedia<sup>®</sup>® Mobile
#10 - internetnick (10/17/2015) [-]
If it ain't broke, don't touch it.
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#8 - mutzaki (10/17/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludo_ (board_game)
It's just the mobile version of Wikipedia. At least I think so.
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#11 - maxismahname (10/17/2015) [-]
Yup, the "m" after en. gives it away
#9 - willindor (10/17/2015) [-]
Bloody hell man! You almost gave me a heart attack
#7 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
Don't worry, it's just the link that makes it look different
If you go to the site on your own and search something it's still the same
#44 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2015 on Gross +16
#74 - spinthatrecord (10/17/2015) [-]
bugs me how much that looks like Adrian Neville
#109 - I already thought you were a lazy comic maker, but this just r… 10/17/2015 on Hold up +2
#3 - I guess he ain't the sharpest in the shed 10/15/2015 on Tool +4
#80 - If you really want to learn how to play chess, just play with …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2015 on Anyone for a round of chess? 0
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#90 - cookiecoketwo (10/16/2015) [-]
Well that's not a very good strategy for teaching, innit?
#79 - Who wouldn't? 10/15/2015 on Anyone for a round of chess? +1
#17 - ****** in this thread thinking he's for real when it's …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2015 on White people +53
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#30 - markipliergame (10/15/2015) [-]
who the fuck thought it was real
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#33 - thevaulthunter (10/15/2015) [-]
Niggas in this thread, can't you read?
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#34 - markipliergame (10/15/2015) [-]
I fuckin read all the comments at the time and nobody said they thought it was real
#8 - As a chess teacher and enthusiast, this gives me a raging clue  [+] (11 new replies) 10/14/2015 on Anyone for a round of chess? +96
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#59 - thethirddoctor (10/15/2015) [-]
Would you fuck Magnus Carlsen?
#79 - agronimo (10/15/2015) [-]
Who wouldn't?
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#57 - cookiecoketwo (10/15/2015) [-]
Teach me chess. All my friends are good at it but me.
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#80 - agronimo (10/15/2015) [-]
If you really want to learn how to play chess, just play with your friends, matey
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#90 - cookiecoketwo (10/16/2015) [-]
Well that's not a very good strategy for teaching, innit?
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#55 - jasonvgrace (10/15/2015) [-]
As a chess teacher and enthusiast however you will never be able to afford it.
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#40 - buddywuggle (10/15/2015) [-]
>Chess teacher
There are schools for this stuff!?
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#41 - norkasthethird (10/15/2015) [-]
there's alot to learn
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#42 - buddywuggle (10/15/2015) [-]
Neat!
#58 - ainise (10/15/2015) [-]
The first like..6-10 years of chess is memorizing moves and openings.

Here's a beginners web, for example. These are like..some of the more basic and essential opening few moves.
#37 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
Been playing a lot lately..
#132 - No 10/14/2015 on ruff ruff -4
#88 - This ***** gained more than that wolf's trust  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2015 on ruff ruff +21
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#124 - tellybear (10/14/2015) [-]
lewd
#132 - agronimo (10/14/2015) [-]
No

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User avatar #7 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
sup agro
User avatar #8 to #7 - agronimo (11/12/2015) [-]
sup admin
#1 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
#3 to #2 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Morning.
#4 to #3 - agronimo (07/13/2015) [-]
I don't have money, man
#5 to #4 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Sup
#6 to #5 - agronimo (07/13/2015) [-]
Ok, now you're freaking me out
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