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agronimo

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Date Signed Up:10/11/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2015 on Happy Halloween ya'll +23
#9 - filledwithdetermin (11/01/2015) [-]
As long as you don't paint with your dick...
Have fun, buddy
#6 - blackmore (11/01/2015) [-]
#25 - Day 17: They still haven't found I'm a softskin *… 11/01/2015 on Halloween Spoop Dump +2
#116 - Then put a law on knifes?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/01/2015 on Well duh +2
#127 - jacg (11/01/2015) [-]
How do you plan to prepare food without knives?
#227 - agronimo (11/01/2015) [-]
Sporks

Nobody would use them to kill because out of fear of looking ridiculous
#162 - lastweek (11/01/2015) [-]
You have my sword.
#160 - eatwaffles (11/01/2015) [-]
**eatwaffles used "*roll picture*"**
**eatwaffles rolled image**I hear piranha teeth can be used a scissors, maybe we can switch to those?

It's not technically a knife then, just a tooth in the shape of a knife.

Loopholes, fuck yeah!
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#228 - agronimo (11/01/2015) [-]
Then ban piranhas too
#13 - MFW I read "Duck" as "Dick" 11/01/2015 on Archer 0
#56 - No, it's a Steven Universe comp 10/31/2015 on Bd As Bs Drvr +30
#75 - Guess you're right, man. But I still feel it like a reminiscen…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2015 on twitter story worth the read 0
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#76 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
maybe you've heard of similar stories
or someone you cared about got caught up in shit like that

who knows
#73 - Yeah, and then there's this kind focking bastards who take adv…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2015 on twitter story worth the read 0
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#74 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
That would likely explain what makes you so emotional about it
Doesn't always need to be personal
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#75 - agronimo (10/29/2015) [-]
Guess you're right, man. But I still feel it like a reminiscence, like something on the back of my head, something past boiling up. I think there may be something deep inside here aching, and I don't even know what it is

Or maybe I'm just letting shit loosen up because I'm tired as hell. Either way, I think I'm just gonna go get some sleep. Tomorrow's gonna be a long ass day

Good night and sleep tight
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#76 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
maybe you've heard of similar stories
or someone you cared about got caught up in shit like that

who knows
#20 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 10/29/2015 on Ugly Vs Sweet +53
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#68 - **** , man, quite a while since I cried reading a story.…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/29/2015 on twitter story worth the read 0
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#71 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
desperation drives people to new lows and highs

If you have a problem you just can't beat
You do fucked up shit
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#73 - agronimo (10/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, and then there's this kind focking bastards who take advantage make a living out of other's desperation. I mean, if you want to sell your body, go ahead, do it safely, do it with caution, but when you get trapped in a situation like that...

I can't stand it, mate, so many crushed dreams and hopes, so many broken lifes... and all for what? For a better crib? For a better ride? Is that really worth other people's physical and mental well being? How focking bent in the mind can you be to act like that?

At least this ended up on kind of a bright note, but just to think of all the untold stories out there of people less fortunate than that...

Fuck
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#74 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
That would likely explain what makes you so emotional about it
Doesn't always need to be personal
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#75 - agronimo (10/29/2015) [-]
Guess you're right, man. But I still feel it like a reminiscence, like something on the back of my head, something past boiling up. I think there may be something deep inside here aching, and I don't even know what it is

Or maybe I'm just letting shit loosen up because I'm tired as hell. Either way, I think I'm just gonna go get some sleep. Tomorrow's gonna be a long ass day

Good night and sleep tight
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#76 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
maybe you've heard of similar stories
or someone you cared about got caught up in shit like that

who knows
#8 - **agronimo used "*roll picture*"** **agronimo rolled image… 10/28/2015 on Yards and Boys +5
#8 - **agronimo used "*roll picture*"** **agronimo rolled image ** 10/28/2015 on Awkward 0
#28 - Oh, look, it's this faggot again 10/28/2015 on Haven't seen this artist in... +23
#133 - Woah, that's real ******* neato, I didn't know this was… 10/28/2015 on I've decided to eat my dog :) +2
#84 - I actually believe that points out an unconfortable truth abou…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2015 on I've decided to eat my dog :) +2
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#124 - atrocitustheking (10/28/2015) [-]
When "cultured meat" gets up-and-running commercially, I'd be willing to switch to that, and then Bessie can just go be a cow somewhere.
As for love and respect all creatures, look up Jainism. Hell, let Wikipedia do it for you:
After humans and animals, insects are the next living being offered protection in Jain practice with avoidance of intentional harm to insects emphasized. For example, insects in the home are often escorted out instead of killed. Intentional harm and the absence of compassion make an action more violent according to Jainism.
After nonviolence towards humans, animals and insects, Jains make efforts not to injure plants any more than necessary. Although they admit that plants must be destroyed for the sake of food, they accept such violence only inasmuch as it is indispensable for human survival. Strict Jains, including monastics, do not eat root vegetables such as potatoes, onions and garlic because tiny organisms are injured when the plant is pulled up and because a bulb or tuber's ability to sprout is seen as characteristic of a living being.
#133 - agronimo (10/28/2015) [-]
Woah, that's real fucking neato, I didn't know this was a thing. Thanks for expanding my worldview, mate
#5 - Miracles, son 10/28/2015 on magicians are faggots +43
#8 - Picture 10/28/2015 on The More You Know +102
#42 - You make this so easy it's not even fun, and I'm running out o… 10/26/2015 on 10 Types of Intelligence 0
#36 - Nope, I'm calling you an impulsive faggot ********** …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2015 on 10 Types of Intelligence 0
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#40 - adu (10/26/2015) [-]
Now that you've unleashed the Costanza.jpg I have no choice but to submit to your powers of sarcasm and smug superiority.

And he calls ME the shitposter...
#42 - agronimo (10/26/2015) [-]
You make this so easy it's not even fun, and I'm running out of smug memes already

But it's not just empty sarcasm, you're a legit moron
#32 - You're just an easy-keyboard idiot in my book  [+] (4 new replies) 10/26/2015 on 10 Types of Intelligence 0
#34 - adu (10/26/2015) [-]
Easy-keyboard? Are you calling my keyboard a slut?
#36 - agronimo (10/26/2015) [-]
Nope, I'm calling you an impulsive faggot shitposter

Are you positive your strong point is your linguistic intelligence? Because you sure seem to have trouble understanding basic english, matey
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#40 - adu (10/26/2015) [-]
Now that you've unleashed the Costanza.jpg I have no choice but to submit to your powers of sarcasm and smug superiority.

And he calls ME the shitposter...
#42 - agronimo (10/26/2015) [-]
You make this so easy it's not even fun, and I'm running out of smug memes already

But it's not just empty sarcasm, you're a legit moron
#28 - That was the joke, the nine types of intelligence plus the &qu…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/26/2015 on 10 Types of Intelligence +5
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#33 - paddypancake (10/26/2015) [-]
I would call it interpersonal intelligence. He failed to find out OPs motive to make a joke.
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#30 - adu (10/26/2015) [-]
I figured this was more of an infograph than a joke. To be honest my mind just blocked out that last portion, must be my immune system responding to cancer.
#32 - agronimo (10/26/2015) [-]
You're just an easy-keyboard idiot in my book
#34 - adu (10/26/2015) [-]
Easy-keyboard? Are you calling my keyboard a slut?
#36 - agronimo (10/26/2015) [-]
Nope, I'm calling you an impulsive faggot shitposter

Are you positive your strong point is your linguistic intelligence? Because you sure seem to have trouble understanding basic english, matey
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#40 - adu (10/26/2015) [-]
Now that you've unleashed the Costanza.jpg I have no choice but to submit to your powers of sarcasm and smug superiority.

And he calls ME the shitposter...
#42 - agronimo (10/26/2015) [-]
You make this so easy it's not even fun, and I'm running out of smug memes already

But it's not just empty sarcasm, you're a legit moron
#21 - Yeah, let me go grow some bones, organs and muscule tissues an…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2015 on Guy after losing virginity... +21
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#110 - WhereMehSammich (10/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, you can fuck your daughter... but that's illegal.
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#85 - oranyonereally (10/27/2015) [-]
Nigga you never lernt no metaphores?
#28 - Nah, man, if I ouhgta be real with chu, my days of hardcoring … 10/26/2015 on Dylan has come to. 0
#26 - 5.5 ours a day is 38.5 hours a week, which is almost as much a…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2015 on Dylan has come to. +2
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#27 - alphagex (10/26/2015) [-]
i suppose if you play hardcorly for the hours you got you could be a hardcore. i got a job 2 i feel you
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#28 - agronimo (10/26/2015) [-]
Nah, man, if I ouhgta be real with chu, my days of hardcoring have already ended

With two jobs, three other freelance projects and my daily dank meme browsing, I'm happy if I can spend the sunday afternoon playing

But I'm not a normie
#5 - >300 Hours >MGSV TPP released on September 1st &…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/26/2015 on Dylan has come to. +20
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#22 - alphagex (10/26/2015) [-]
5 hours of day? what? what is this casual training camp?
#26 - agronimo (10/26/2015) [-]
5.5 ours a day is 38.5 hours a week, which is almost as much as my workweek

If I'm a casul because I don't spend playing as much as I spend working, then yeah, I'm a proud fucking casul
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#27 - alphagex (10/26/2015) [-]
i suppose if you play hardcorly for the hours you got you could be a hardcore. i got a job 2 i feel you
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#28 - agronimo (10/26/2015) [-]
Nah, man, if I ouhgta be real with chu, my days of hardcoring have already ended

With two jobs, three other freelance projects and my daily dank meme browsing, I'm happy if I can spend the sunday afternoon playing

But I'm not a normie

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User avatar #7 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
sup agro
User avatar #8 to #7 - agronimo (11/12/2015) [-]
sup admin
#1 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
#3 to #2 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Morning.
#4 to #3 - agronimo (07/13/2015) [-]
I don't have money, man
#5 to #4 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Sup
#6 to #5 - agronimo (07/13/2015) [-]
Ok, now you're freaking me out
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