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agrofenlas

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Date Signed Up:4/02/2013
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#20 - In 8th grade, right before math I was studying, and my brain j…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Words +1
User avatar #26 - kibbleking (02/25/2015) [-]
Did your fap hand go limp?
If so it was a stroke.
User avatar #34 - agrofenlas (02/26/2015) [-]
Nothing went limp, in fact, all of my bodily functions were still all in order. And, in fact all of my bodily faculties are still functioning. My brain simply ceased to provide me with the information I needed to construct sentences and form proper speech.
#24 - synthane (02/25/2015) [-]
I think you might have had a stroke...
User avatar #35 - agrofenlas (02/26/2015) [-]
See my comment #34
#16 - Picture 02/25/2015 on Books my children will get 0
#47 - Conan is on that list. And, I probably should have added …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Secret Lives of Superheros 0
User avatar #50 - kerfufflemachtwo (02/25/2015) [-]
Ah, missed him.
#44 - Supes has done it as well. Other characters to lift Thor'…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Secret Lives of Superheros 0
#52 - shiphotel (02/25/2015) [-]
superman from DC comics lifted thor from marvels hammer or are you referring to regular thor from norse mythology
#61 - agrofenlas (02/26/2015) [-]
Even if he didn't, which he has, along with Cpt Americas shield, superman has far more than enough strength to lift the hammer of thor.
I'll do the math right here;
5.97 sextillion tons = 13,166,006,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds
He benched that weight for five days straight with no rest period.
Lets say that each repetition takes 2 seconds.
There are 432,000 seconds in 5 days. That gives us 217000 reps.
To calculate max lift, we use his number at failure ( Or in this case stop. ) and multiply this by 0.03 ( For repetition weight ) and we get;
39,498,018,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds which is no where near his maximum mind you. ( As he stopped and did not fail. )
To put things in perspective, earth weighs an estimated;
132,277,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000
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User avatar #46 - kerfufflemachtwo (02/25/2015) [-]
Quick search has revealed that Conan the Barbarian has also used it.

Also, Rogue. And Jane Foster.
User avatar #47 - agrofenlas (02/25/2015) [-]
Conan is on that list.
And, I probably should have added storm from x-men.
User avatar #50 - kerfufflemachtwo (02/25/2015) [-]
Ah, missed him.
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#2 - Oh, yea, blame it on me. Sheesh you guys are rude. 02/18/2015 on Whys the crypt creeper on... +2
#141 - D&D every Thursday Help my pet with her college homewo… 02/18/2015 on Top 3 things you do outside FJ 0
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#20 - VAT 19 02/18/2015 on 99% 0
#60 - This kind of makes me angry. 02/18/2015 on How do you guys feel about... 0
#1031 - Awesome! Person! The school of hard knocks! 02/18/2015 on How old are you? 0
#1480 - I use this user name for everything. It started as a pen name. 02/18/2015 on Origin of your username 0
#7 - Sometimes stupidity is really apparent. This is one of those times. 02/16/2015 on Do you squirt? +2
#19 - I'm not even 6' ( I'm 5' 11" ) and I hit it off pretty we…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on only female jelly rolls +1
User avatar #28 - donatelo (02/16/2015) [-]
that is a very slightly about the average in the united states, so of course your good.
#10 - Sometimes help comes only when we help others, the little prob… 02/16/2015 on moddafukin Iroh +1
#208 - Close enough I suppose. Its my nickname down where I game. 02/16/2015 on DeviantArt Logic +1
#206 - Not exactly.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on DeviantArt Logic 0
User avatar #207 - evilanakie (02/16/2015) [-]
so american style jesus
User avatar #208 - agrofenlas (02/16/2015) [-]
Close enough I suppose. Its my nickname down where I game.
#11 - Operation Northwood. I think you can infer what you need … 02/16/2015 on le froge pepe inhalotator mume 0
#80 - ******* stretch neck faggot. Good luck gargling horse c… 02/16/2015 on It's an older meme, but it... 0

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#91 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi agrofenlas! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #93 to #91 - agrofenlas ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Notsurprised.jpeg

Alternatively if I actually had any kind of power to go with it, I'd do something with that.
User avatar #92 to #90 - agrofenlas ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Who the **** ? I come back to this place after so long and people find me?
User avatar #85 to #84 - agrofenlas ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
>Hand drawn

Do you have down syndrome?
User avatar #86 to #85 - chronicliar (03/21/2015) [-]
I used my hand, to use my mouse, to draw it on paint
User avatar #87 to #86 - agrofenlas ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
I'll take that as a yes.
User avatar #88 to #87 - chronicliar (03/21/2015) [-]
Im actually very smart
(name intensifies)
User avatar #89 to #88 - agrofenlas ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
And I'm the bloody king of Whales.
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