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#259 - I think you meant ethnicity  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on skin color 0
User avatar #261 - economicfreedom (05/28/2014) [-]
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#5905 - I'm open to any, I'm not too picky when it comes to anime  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on hellscythe's profile 0
User avatar #5906 - hellscythe (03/25/2014) [-]
norogama, nobunaga the fool, Magi, Witch craft works
#5903 - Do you have any suggestions for a good anime I could watch?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2014 on hellscythe's profile 0
#5904 - hellscythe (03/25/2014) [-]
depends what genre of anime your looking for
User avatar #5905 - agonizingkingjake (03/25/2014) [-]
I'm open to any, I'm not too picky when it comes to anime
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norogama, nobunaga the fool, Magi, Witch craft works

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#162 - hellscythe (02/14/2014) [-]
happy valentines day darling
#163 to #162 - agonizingkingjake (02/16/2014) [-]
I'm a little late but happy valentines day to you too!
#156 to #115 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
Do you see celebrities often?
#157 to #156 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
not really, you do see them if you go to holly wood or to newport, really all ive ever seen is a bunch of B list movie stars ( a ton of them live in the same town that i do) and for a while i would run into Michel jorden in the Starbucks i went to every now and then
#158 to #157 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
>running into micheal jordan at starbucks, did you get an autograph?
#159 to #158 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
no, i didnt think of doing it at the time plus it would be rude the man i just there to grab a coffee just like the rest of us
#160 to #159 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
Thats true but he is a living legend. Anyway its getting late so i must say bonne nuit and till next time friend.
#161 to #160 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
i think celebrities are over rated except Robert downey jr i would immediately fan girl if i saw him
#136 to #115 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
I find California very depressing i dont know how you live there
#137 to #136 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
well where did you visit mortal, California is a place with vastly different ethnic communities you can pass though one neighbor hood where everyone just stares at you silently then go though a Mexican neighbor hood where there is music playing, kids running aorund and, people dancing on front lawns and a neighborhood bbq going on
#138 to #137 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
i stayed in san fransico for 5 days then drove to la and stayed there for 5 days,i prefer san fransico but i feel like the housing there is too close together
#139 to #138 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
well LA is more or less the **** end of California but i love san deigo going to the zoo, museum row, the bay, or even just walking though the town you will run into a bunch of fun people
#140 to #139 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
I would actually like to be LAPD but i dont think i could deal with earthquakes there
#141 to #140 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
well i honestly cant help you with it, ive lived here my whole life so they dont have much of a impact on me
#142 to #141 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
How often do they occur?
How often do they occur?
#143 to #142 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
havent had one in two years but that means the next one is gonna be big, for most of my life it would be we would get four or five small ones every year (by small i mean you barely notice and can easily sleep though it, big means your gonna die if your house isn't built well)
#144 to #143 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
well that could make the job a little difficult, have you found a career you want to pursue yet
#145 to #144 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
planning to go into business management, but that being said about earthquakes every building in the state is required to be built capable of withstanding one
#146 to #145 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
well what about that earthquake thats gonna split California in half
#147 to #146 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
<-- 1:05
Robin Williams On Earthquakes In California <-- 1:05

#148 to #147 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
lol were you in the 7.5 one?
#149 to #148 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
i was less then one year old at the time it happened mortal so i do not recall it
#150 to #149 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
oh i have only been in 3, the one i remember was the day before school and i was in my room playing ps3 then everything started shaking so i ran outside in nothing but boxers
#151 to #150 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
wow, i think ive been in upwards of 30 but im not sure
#152 to #151 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
i find earthquakes to be the scariest thing because in the east they dont really teach us what to do in case of one
#153 to #152 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
earth quakes are simple, while the shaking is going on get under the most solid thing you can in case you get debris from the roof stay under there for a minute or two (the strongest earth quakes come in two waves with the first one being weak and the second one being strong) and if the earthquake was strong enough to make things tip over you get outside in case the structure of the building is damaged
#154 to #153 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
thats very complicated compared to hurricane/tornado
#155 to #154 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
well i dont really mind, ive been though 30+ earthquakes and have yet to see a building damaged by one
#117 to #116 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
greetings mortal
#118 to #117 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
i havent talked to you in awhile because i broke my laptop
#119 to #118 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
well it happens mortal, so how are you
#120 to #119 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
Im fine how have you been?
#121 to #120 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
ive been surviving mortal
#122 to #121 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
why do you keep referring to me as mortal, im offended
#123 to #122 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
cuz your a mortal
#125 to #124 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
everything can die, in especially strange times even death can die
#126 to #125 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
But for death to die wouldnt it have to be alive?
#127 to #126 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
no, you just need one capable of killing what does not live
#128 to #127 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
You both confuse and amuse me
#129 to #128 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
if you say so mortal
#130 to #129 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
So how was your halloween?
#131 to #130 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
i did nothing worth noting, how about you mortal
#132 to #131 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
Went "trick or treating" with friends then went to a small party and got crazy thats a lie i stayed for five minutes
#133 to #132 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
well as long as you enjoyed yourself mortal
#134 to #133 - agonizingkingjake (11/05/2013) [-]
how nice of you to care, i visited California this summer
#135 to #134 - hellscythe (11/05/2013) [-]
how did that go mortal
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