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#2428 - Sorry im too tired to stay awake anymore so goodnight friend  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on tomanyusernames's profile 0
#2429 - tomanyusernames (05/24/2013) [-]
alright then darling
#2418 - Hey  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on tomanyusernames's profile 0
#2421 - tomanyusernames (05/24/2013) [-]
greetings
#2428 - agonizingkingjake (05/24/2013) [-]
Sorry im too tired to stay awake anymore so goodnight friend
#2429 - tomanyusernames (05/24/2013) [-]
alright then darling
#128 - You just mentioned what the ps4 does twice  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Microsoft's FW PS4 0
User avatar #351 - ssurtrebor (05/23/2013) [-]
As far as I know, the PS4 doesn't record and allow you to edit it from the console. Streaming is not the same as recording.
#518 - You could save up money for a ps4 05/22/2013 on Xbox One 0
#48 - " agonizingkingjake doesnt even act black" 05/18/2013 on Oh I've met people like... +3
#79 - Too long my friend 05/15/2013 on She's kinda a fag hag +6
#69 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2013 on She's kinda a fag hag +30
User avatar #116 - atrocitustheking (05/15/2013) [-]
What pisses me off is that he didn't even say the name of my hometown right in that episode...
User avatar #77 - derpybestpony (05/15/2013) [-]
how long you been waiting to do that?
User avatar #79 - agonizingkingjake (05/15/2013) [-]
Too long my friend
#66 - ....is it hot in topeka?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2013 on She's kinda a fag hag +8
User avatar #67 - snappywilliams (05/15/2013) [-]
It was 98 Degrees earlier so yes. Yes it is Hot in topeka.
#69 - agonizingkingjake (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #116 - atrocitustheking (05/15/2013) [-]
What pisses me off is that he didn't even say the name of my hometown right in that episode...
User avatar #77 - derpybestpony (05/15/2013) [-]
how long you been waiting to do that?
User avatar #79 - agonizingkingjake (05/15/2013) [-]
Too long my friend
#230 - I just wanna be a rebel It would make my life entertaining 05/14/2013 on McDisasters 21: The Plot... +2
#228 - If these stories are true you have inspired me to get a job at…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2013 on McDisasters 21: The Plot... +2
User avatar #229 - funnaycraptwo (05/14/2013) [-]
I think the point of these stories is to advise against it, but okay...
User avatar #230 - agonizingkingjake (05/14/2013) [-]
I just wanna be a rebel It would make my life entertaining
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#1 - tomanyusernames (04/22/2013) [-]
your comment virginity is mine!
your comment virginity is mine!
#101 to #1 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Most dreams dont pay too bad and if you get married someone else pays for food
#102 to #101 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
maybe i will maybe i wont but i dont plan on relying on that to get me though life.
User avatar #103 to #102 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
relying on a spouse?
#104 to #103 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
yup, i dont plan on it my family raised me to believe that marige is a negotiation, if you dont meet the other party in the middle it wont work
User avatar #105 to #104 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Of course youd have to split everything half and half. I want to get married but i dont know if i could
#106 to #105 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
well i could blather some bit about the "right one" but in the end that's for you to decide that only real advice i can tell you it to choose carefully, and treat kindly.
#107 to #106 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Well we all try to find the right one but with me going away for long periods of time i dont know how faithful my wife would be. I'd have to have a lot of trust.
#108 to #107 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
yeah thats one thing about joining the military your not only asking your wife to marry you but also to marry the military lifestyle, where she will spend long periods of time worried about you, without you.
#109 to #108 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Honestly if my wife asked me to i wouldnt go
#110 to #109 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
thats nice to hear.
thats nice to hear.
#111 to #110 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah its family first (gif not related)
Yeah its family first (gif not related)
#112 to #111 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
alright then, i do believe this conversation has played it course, nice talking with you maybe we will talk again some other time.
alright then, i do believe this conversation has played it course, nice talking with you maybe we will talk again some other time.
#113 to #112 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah i should be going to bed since i have school in three hours. Maybe ill inbox you this weekend.
User avatar #81 to #1 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
I think i'll live the frat life
#82 to #81 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
those are even worse, i did the math if i joined a sonority i would have spent enough money on the sonority by the time i graduated that it would be cheaper to buy a house.
#83 to #82 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
That means id have to rent an apartment
#84 to #83 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
thats the smart way to do it if you dont have anyone you can sleep with near your collage, get a good roomie or two (depending on size of place) and split the rent (the rental properties right next to the college would be sky high but it you go a bit further away from the college well its a renters market right now) .
#85 to #84 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Well then it comes down to who you can trust
#86 to #85 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
yeah, ive known people who have been screwed with bad roomies and they are ass deep in debt because of it
#87 to #86 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
I could just get some friends to come, or save enough money from work
#88 to #87 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
yup, also you can get cheaper tuition if you become a resident before you go to college (i think it takes two years) so a trick is to go to community college till your a resident then transfer into the 4 year of your choice
User avatar #89 to #88 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
I dont want to be in school that long i want to do military. Only going to college for the experience and to make my mom happy.
#90 to #89 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
then i would go to college afterwards use the GI for what its worth, unless your planning to make a carrear out ot the millitary then its really up to you
User avatar #91 to #90 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah i dont plan on coming out till im old. Whaat do you want to do if you dont mind me asking
#92 to #91 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
as of now business but that mostly because i don't have a damn clue what i want to do with my life, maybe ill find something i like more in college but so far its business.
User avatar #93 to #92 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
oh thats a pretty good plan you still get a decent pay worse thing you could do is work in a cube
#94 to #93 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
thats the idea
User avatar #95 to #94 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
You could do law
#96 to #95 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
i guess i could but i hate legal, even more then i hate math and thats saying something.
#97 to #96 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
lol you hate math but you want to do business?
#98 to #97 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
because despite the fact that i hate math im very good at it, i hate legal and im bad at it.
#99 to #98 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Well dont get stuck doing something you hate most of your life
Well dont get stuck doing something you hate most of your life
#100 to #99 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
i hope not to, but unfortunately paying for food comes before following dreams
#31 to #1 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
I have to tell you something
#33 to #32 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Since youve come to my profile
#34 to #33 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
hey being the crazy stalker is my job!
#35 to #34 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
What can i say youve seduced me
#36 to #35 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
dont blame me for how it ends
dont blame me for how it ends
#37 to #36 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
I was looking for this kind of ending
I was looking for this kind of ending
#39 to #38 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
But if thats not what you intended
But if thats not what you intended
#40 to #39 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
as if you could take me
#51 to #40 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Dont worry im the best there is
Dont worry im the best there is
#52 to #51 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
hopefully you can keep up
hopefully you can keep up
User avatar #55 to #52 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
im better than you
#53 to #52 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Dont be silly
Dont be silly
#54 to #53 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
whats your prerence, knife clever or axe
#57 to #54 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
knife please
knife please
#58 to #57 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
k then, dont worry you will die when you least expect it.
k then, dont worry you will die when you least expect it.
#59 to #58 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
i cant fight you,youre to cute
i cant fight you,youre to cute
#60 to #59 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
and then you die with a knife in your liver
and then you die with a knife in your liver
#61 to #60 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
been there tried that
been there tried that
#62 to #61 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
dont worry ill make sure its dont right...
#41 to #40 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Im pretty sure i could take you
Im pretty sure i could take you
#42 to #41 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
we will just have to test that out wont we
#44 to #43 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
why would i need to move at this point you would already be a head i carry around in a bowling bag
#46 to #45 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
youve never dealt with a yanadere have you...
#47 to #46 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
no ma'am i havent
no ma'am i havent
#48 to #47 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
then your in for a surprise...
User avatar #49 to #48 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Have you dealt with a uchiha?
#50 to #49 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
only one, i keep his eye in a jar, its pretty
User avatar #2 to #1 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Its already been taken cant we talk this over
#3 to #2 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
then im taking it a second time no we cant talk about it
then im taking it a second time no we cant talk about it
#63 to #3 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
may i ask you something ma'am
#64 to #63 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
knock yourself out
knock yourself out
#65 to #64 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Where are you from
Where are you from
#66 to #65 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
and why do you want to know
and why do you want to know
#67 to #66 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
lol just curious
#68 to #67 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
very well im in CA
#69 to #68 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh thats cool if you like earthquakes
Oh thats cool if you like earthquakes
#70 to #69 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
yes it is cool especially at the beach
User avatar #71 to #70 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
What about the sharks
#72 to #71 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
yeah don't believe the hype in California we rarely get sharks, more people are injured by coconuts every year...
#73 to #72 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Guess i'll just wear a helmet then
#74 to #73 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
i dont see why not
#75 to #74 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Is it true what they say about california girls
#76 to #75 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
depends on where the inner city girls not so much but in places near the beach like where i am everyone is active and it leads too a lot of the woman and the guys to be toned and tanned.
#77 to #76 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
That makes me want to move there
That makes me want to move there
#78 to #77 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
go ahead (but don't do it just because you think the girls are hot, actually have a job and all that jazz before you move)
#79 to #78 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Maybe ill just come to university of california
#80 to #79 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
if you do dont dorm, the dorms are a rip off
#4 to #3 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
It doesnt take that long lets just think this through
#5 to #4 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
what would be the fun in that
#6 to #5 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
little teaser for you
#7 to #6 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
you reall know how to swich somone off you know that
you reall know how to swich somone off you know that
#8 to #7 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
it's a sin to have sex before marriage (i think)
it's a sin to have sex before marriage (i think)
#9 to #8 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
im a wolf god so why dont you come over here and worship me
#10 to #9 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Ill worship you anytime I dont worship anyone
Ill worship you anytime I dont worship anyone
#11 to #10 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
then come over here and get to it such a shame
#12 to #11 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Picture of me when i was out in the lake
#13 to #12 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
go and work out nonstop for a year then get back too me
go and work out nonstop for a year then get back too me
#15 to #13 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Im very curious about how your name is so white but youre level 317
Im very curious about how your name is so white but youre level 317
User avatar #17 to #15 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
beacuse i am fairly new to this site compared to most of the people here thats why its so white
User avatar #19 to #17 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
But your level is so high
User avatar #20 to #19 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
beacuse i get a lot of thumbs
User avatar #21 to #20 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
cause youre a girl
#22 to #21 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
what are you talking about im obviously a dog, nah it because i spend most of my time in the newest uploads
User avatar #23 to #22 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Whats it like having cooties
#24 to #23 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
i dont know ask the cat
#14 to #13 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
That was awhile ago. This is more recent
#16 to #14 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
keep at it and maybe youll get a shoot
User avatar #25 to #16 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
What happened to that dog
#26 to #25 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
the dog gets all the ladies
#27 to #26 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
I wish i got all the ladies
I wish i got all the ladies
#28 to #27 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
then find a way to turn yourself into a dog
#29 to #28 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Are these your dogs? Would i get you?
#30 to #29 - tomanyusernames (04/23/2013) [-]
no these arnt my dogs these are pictures of dogs i have
#18 to #16 - agonizingkingjake (04/23/2013) [-]
Who said i want a shot
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