**agoeb used "*roll 1, 10-20*"**
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Hello! You from E-Town too?

2 hours east. in a small town :p

Oh dear haha. How's it out there?

drunk natives. a whole lot of them.
also nothing to do. thats a thing around here.

Dude the closest seven eleven to my house is the drunk native part of the city!

I have some stories man.

same :/

I saw a drunk native guy once go to the back of 7/11 and kill a seagull with a rock. he had one hell of an aim.

Jesus.

What did he do with the seagull?

he was just bumming for money and I went into 7/11 with my friend. next thing you know, we come out and he's throwing rocks in a back alley and he took out a seagull straight in the head with one.

after that he just stopped what he was doing and left :/

This is everything I wanted, thanks

Someone sought me out...
I really don't know how to respond.

Bruh

if anything you owe Javis for Copyright

I would do astonishing OC and win you over with a flawless rendition of the most evil version of your waifu but I lack any sort of art skill...
Please don't hurt me.

>.>

... This is rapidly seeming like I'm not gonna get the money.

One is for plot relevance the other is for masturbatory purposes

Okay. Noble causes. The most noble.
Plot relevance... as in the next part of the comic you are posting?

I had to start over. I feel as if my waifu wasn't being evil enough so we need to grow into that

Is it secks.

Does she get secks in return.

Oh god no

Her only love interest is her need to bring misery to other AND her ultra large bank account

I'm really confused if this is the plot one or the masturbate one.
Confused and slightly turned on.

This was an old plot that needed to be scrapped. I had to start over.

Ah.
What's the new one doin'?

I needed to make her more evil so I'm gonna write a story about her going from childhood to adulthood

More evil than branding someone bound to a wheelchair...

Not even enough

Down the road the girl in the chair is gonne be forced to wear a maid outfit and have a shock collar around her neck

Still not sure if this is the fap one...
Also, oh my god.
Also, that's dark.

Still not dark enough

The girl in her chair? Her mom is forced to work 100 hr shifts at a textile factory where she doesn't get paid and gets 10 minute breaks at best

100 hours?
But wouldn't she be kill?

Exactly

She's completely disposable

See? See what I did?
I made her as evil as you wanted.

Now you can take all that commission money and give it to me.

How about with a hello?

Yes.

Wait shi-

Hello.

Good Evening

How are you?

Pretty good... you?

Waiting on some commissions

... From me?
Wait no. That can't be right...
I don't want to scare you away, but... what brought you here?

Conversation mostly

... Have we met?

Not that I know of no

Oh! Okay. I was getting a bit worried.
It's just I seem a pretty cool guy. Is that it?

I am a pretty cool guy, ya know. That's what people would tell me.
If I had people to talk to.

What would you like to talk about?

Oh no. You're much better at starting these things.
What's new with you?

Nothing much waiting on some art projects for the most part