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#16 - good 07/14/2013 on RIP Phanact +2
#1091 - this is just... **** man... 07/13/2013 on Win 0
#1089 - i cried a lot  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Win 0
User avatar #1090 - deathstare (07/13/2013) [-]
I google searched cazador, and found this video. At first I saw "young cazador" and was like, pffttt, easy. but at 2:05, I shit my pants. Fallout New Vegas - Dont mess with Cazadors
#1091 - ageofthegross (07/13/2013) [-]
#12 - don't be so ignorant 07/13/2013 on How it's made +37
#1083 - i was on old world blues, i fast traveled to a place (higgs vi…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Win 0
User avatar #1088 - deathstare (07/13/2013) [-]
I had to search most of the names up to understand how serious the pain was.
#1089 - ageofthegross (07/13/2013) [-]
i cried a lot
User avatar #1090 - deathstare (07/13/2013) [-]
I google searched cazador, and found this video. At first I saw "young cazador" and was like, pffttt, easy. but at 2:05, I shit my pants. Fallout New Vegas - Dont mess with Cazadors
#1091 - ageofthegross (07/13/2013) [-]
#1073 - yeah there are young ones, blind ones alpha males and nest mot…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Win 0
User avatar #1082 - deathstare (07/13/2013) [-]
Just about 2 days ago, I was playing fallout 3 and I seen a deathclaw. I'm a pro in small arms, so I used my assault rifle, and my radpoison dart gun, to severely kill him. I leveled up, put in my skills and perk, then started walking, then I remembered I was trying to put perks into speech to access some unique weapon. I reloaded and began fighting the deathclaw again, but this time he spawned on top of a picnic table. It was all good and well, before I shot at him. The instant my first bullet him and he moved, he was launched by the picnic table way into the sky. I laughed my ass off and was waiting for his body to flop down to the ground, but nope. He reappeared on top of the picnic table, and was once again blasted. This went on for a good 5 minutes of me trying to time the reappear before he flew up again. A few hits of the AR got him to like 90% health. I was like, "Fuck it" I took out this fat man that I never used, it was near broken though. (I never used Big guns as a main weapon ever). One shot killed the deathclaw with 26 skill. Seriously, wtf.
I started up a new character that specializes in big guns and energy weapons (another class I never used).
#1083 - ageofthegross (07/13/2013) [-]
i was on old world blues, i fast traveled to a place (higgs village) 2 lobotomites... easy. then, because i was shooting, 3 more came over... then because of them two military cyber dog and a robobrain come over and then two fucking cazadores
User avatar #1088 - deathstare (07/13/2013) [-]
I had to search most of the names up to understand how serious the pain was.
#1089 - ageofthegross (07/13/2013) [-]
i cried a lot
User avatar #1090 - deathstare (07/13/2013) [-]
I google searched cazador, and found this video. At first I saw "young cazador" and was like, pffttt, easy. but at 2:05, I shit my pants. Fallout New Vegas - Dont mess with Cazadors
#1091 - ageofthegross (07/13/2013) [-]
#1068 - hate to burst your bubble but im playing new vegas  [+] (8 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Win 0
User avatar #1069 - deathstare (07/13/2013) [-]
I really want to play that. I heard they had Alpha and baby deathclaws and shit. I also heard you can customize your weapons!
#1073 - ageofthegross (07/13/2013) [-]
yeah there are young ones, blind ones alpha males and nest mothers... they are all death on legs, also in a Old World Blues there is a little tiny one called stripes... i hate them all, and yeah you can mod your weapons
User avatar #1082 - deathstare (07/13/2013) [-]
Just about 2 days ago, I was playing fallout 3 and I seen a deathclaw. I'm a pro in small arms, so I used my assault rifle, and my radpoison dart gun, to severely kill him. I leveled up, put in my skills and perk, then started walking, then I remembered I was trying to put perks into speech to access some unique weapon. I reloaded and began fighting the deathclaw again, but this time he spawned on top of a picnic table. It was all good and well, before I shot at him. The instant my first bullet him and he moved, he was launched by the picnic table way into the sky. I laughed my ass off and was waiting for his body to flop down to the ground, but nope. He reappeared on top of the picnic table, and was once again blasted. This went on for a good 5 minutes of me trying to time the reappear before he flew up again. A few hits of the AR got him to like 90% health. I was like, "Fuck it" I took out this fat man that I never used, it was near broken though. (I never used Big guns as a main weapon ever). One shot killed the deathclaw with 26 skill. Seriously, wtf.
I started up a new character that specializes in big guns and energy weapons (another class I never used).
#1083 - ageofthegross (07/13/2013) [-]
i was on old world blues, i fast traveled to a place (higgs village) 2 lobotomites... easy. then, because i was shooting, 3 more came over... then because of them two military cyber dog and a robobrain come over and then two fucking cazadores
User avatar #1088 - deathstare (07/13/2013) [-]
I had to search most of the names up to understand how serious the pain was.
#1089 - ageofthegross (07/13/2013) [-]
i cried a lot
User avatar #1090 - deathstare (07/13/2013) [-]
I google searched cazador, and found this video. At first I saw "young cazador" and was like, pffttt, easy. but at 2:05, I shit my pants. Fallout New Vegas - Dont mess with Cazadors
#1091 - ageofthegross (07/13/2013) [-]
#3 - concerning your title... i think an explanation would be reall… 07/12/2013 on No Explanation Needed 0
#8 - well... ****  [+] (10 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Win +20
User avatar #1010 - deathstare (07/13/2013) [-]
O.O Me too! If you're a girl, meet me in Rivet City, I'll rivet your city!
Meet me in Big Town, I got a biggy downtown!
Meet me in Paradise Falls, you'll love my paradise balls!
Meet me in Vault 101, well have some sexy fun!
Meet me in DC, we'll get greasy!
Meet me in Megaton, we'll have sex...
#1068 - ageofthegross (07/13/2013) [-]
hate to burst your bubble but im playing new vegas
User avatar #1069 - deathstare (07/13/2013) [-]
I really want to play that. I heard they had Alpha and baby deathclaws and shit. I also heard you can customize your weapons!
#1073 - ageofthegross (07/13/2013) [-]
yeah there are young ones, blind ones alpha males and nest mothers... they are all death on legs, also in a Old World Blues there is a little tiny one called stripes... i hate them all, and yeah you can mod your weapons
User avatar #1082 - deathstare (07/13/2013) [-]
Just about 2 days ago, I was playing fallout 3 and I seen a deathclaw. I'm a pro in small arms, so I used my assault rifle, and my radpoison dart gun, to severely kill him. I leveled up, put in my skills and perk, then started walking, then I remembered I was trying to put perks into speech to access some unique weapon. I reloaded and began fighting the deathclaw again, but this time he spawned on top of a picnic table. It was all good and well, before I shot at him. The instant my first bullet him and he moved, he was launched by the picnic table way into the sky. I laughed my ass off and was waiting for his body to flop down to the ground, but nope. He reappeared on top of the picnic table, and was once again blasted. This went on for a good 5 minutes of me trying to time the reappear before he flew up again. A few hits of the AR got him to like 90% health. I was like, "Fuck it" I took out this fat man that I never used, it was near broken though. (I never used Big guns as a main weapon ever). One shot killed the deathclaw with 26 skill. Seriously, wtf.
I started up a new character that specializes in big guns and energy weapons (another class I never used).
#1083 - ageofthegross (07/13/2013) [-]
i was on old world blues, i fast traveled to a place (higgs village) 2 lobotomites... easy. then, because i was shooting, 3 more came over... then because of them two military cyber dog and a robobrain come over and then two fucking cazadores
User avatar #1088 - deathstare (07/13/2013) [-]
I had to search most of the names up to understand how serious the pain was.
#1089 - ageofthegross (07/13/2013) [-]
i cried a lot
User avatar #1090 - deathstare (07/13/2013) [-]
I google searched cazador, and found this video. At first I saw "young cazador" and was like, pffttt, easy. but at 2:05, I shit my pants. Fallout New Vegas - Dont mess with Cazadors
#1091 - ageofthegross (07/13/2013) [-]
#19317 - Picture 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +12
#19275 - Picture 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +6
#4 - i completed this (finally) about 3 weeks ago... damn its amazing 07/10/2013 on Portal 2 Poster Comp +1
#143 - ah ok, im just going to thumb your comments cos you didnt get …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on football played right 0
User avatar #145 - wreckingcuteness (07/08/2013) [-]
No Problem, i'm that way
#139 - no there are so many different rules and much more skill and t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2013 on football played right 0
User avatar #141 - wreckingcuteness (07/08/2013) [-]
I was tellikg that it's the same in meaning, not rules and other things.
#143 - ageofthegross (07/08/2013) [-]
ah ok, im just going to thumb your comments cos you didnt get all pissy like other people do
User avatar #145 - wreckingcuteness (07/08/2013) [-]
No Problem, i'm that way
#135 - no. rugby is so much better than american football  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2013 on football played right 0
User avatar #137 - wreckingcuteness (07/08/2013) [-]
It's the same actually.
Rugby = football in EU
Football = Rugby in USA
that's it i think.

#139 - ageofthegross (07/08/2013) [-]
no there are so many different rules and much more skill and technique involved in rugby in stead of just throwing yourself at the opponent, im not saying they should change over to rugby, i just dont like it
User avatar #141 - wreckingcuteness (07/08/2013) [-]
I was tellikg that it's the same in meaning, not rules and other things.
#143 - ageofthegross (07/08/2013) [-]
ah ok, im just going to thumb your comments cos you didnt get all pissy like other people do
User avatar #145 - wreckingcuteness (07/08/2013) [-]
No Problem, i'm that way
#150 - what about in gears 2 when he finds mariah?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on GearsofWar.gif +1
User avatar #170 - kito (07/08/2013) [-]
And he had to put her down, like a lame horse.
#38 - i read this as see saw, and it took me quite a long time to ge… 07/07/2013 on Best Pokemon fusion ever 0
#23 - surely if you 'couldn't care less' you would just ignore this …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on punching bags +4
User avatar #32 - slendermanspenis (07/06/2013) [-]
No, not about the content. I'm saying "I couldn't care less" about the way I look. I'm just caring for the girl in the picture even though she isn't OP but I don't really want another person on the Internet to be like Amanda Todd because she's 50/50 flashing her breasts.
#5 - my username is so white it cant dance 07/06/2013 on Just checking my username... 0
#2 - this isnt a guy with alzheimers... it was an experiment about …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Memory remainings -74
#6 - JMF (07/02/2013) [-]
No, nigger.
User avatar #3 - icelandicviking (07/01/2013) [-]
that's not these paintings..
#14 - Picture 07/01/2013 on Hydrogen Peroxide + tick... +3
#89 - what program did you use for the cgi landscape?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on My Photoshop Work 0
#155 - ohitshim (07/01/2013) [-]
Cinema 4D
#82 - Picture 07/01/2013 on nightmare fuel 12 +2
#746 - **ageofthegross rolls 2,965** DIE MEGA KITTY 07/01/2013 on Only quads can stop this... 0
#33 - a female? on omegle? 06/30/2013 on Nipples 0
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