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#14 - Fair enough, I just came out of a religious argument so I was … 11/10/2013 on Frequency of Miracles +1
#11 - To make an educated guess you first must be educated. …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Frequency of Miracles 0
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (11/10/2013) [-]
Oh, I apologize. I just assumed that out of the hundreds of thousands if not millions of miracles reported every year, at least one of them would be captured on camera, my mistake.

Yes, yes I do. Not because I have seen them (although, granted, I don't go out to look for them), but because of statistical probability, as seen above.

Also, a question I've never asked before that has no relevance to this topic, why do you post pictures or gifs, entirely unrelated, along with your comments? I don't know why, but it just genuinely irritates me whenever someone does that, and I guess it's just because I see no reason for someone to do so.
#16 - oedad (11/10/2013) [-]
I guess you need to think of what is considered a miracle if you are expecting to see people take off like a speed boat across a lake while someone if filming or a dead guy to claw his way out of a grave i don't think you will find many of those.

If you consider a 80 year-old with a burst aneurysm dying/heart stopping 5-6 times during surgery and having over a dozen liters of blood pumped into him by doctors and still living while at the end of the surgery the surgeons openly admit the man should be dead, he has no reason to be alive, and nothing they did could have saved him as they never stopped the bleeding on their own i could see if they filmed my grandfathers emergency surgery when his aneurysm burst.
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (11/10/2013) [-]
There actually are documented records of people clawing out of their graves, though. In Haiti, that type of shit is actually something people are afraid of.
User avatar #43 - zuflux (11/10/2013) [-]
Did this discussion just turn into a 'Zombies are real' topic?
User avatar #71 - captainfuckitall (11/10/2013) [-]
No, I was just pointing something out.
User avatar #14 - agentpurplek (11/10/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I just came out of a religious argument so I was almost in a constant state of being a dick.
I post random pictures that made me laugh at some point in the hopes that someone else would also laugh. I used to do the ">Unrelated pic" thing but to lazy to do even that.
#8 - source or it didn't happen.  [+] (8 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Frequency of Miracles +4
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (11/10/2013) [-]
I said from what I understand, not from what I know for sure. I'm simply making an educated guess.
#11 - agentpurplek (11/10/2013) [-]
To make an educated guess you first must be educated.

Now I just want to make sure I'm understanding you. Do you believe that plenty of miracles by definition have happened on camera? If not then I did not understand your comment.
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (11/10/2013) [-]
Oh, I apologize. I just assumed that out of the hundreds of thousands if not millions of miracles reported every year, at least one of them would be captured on camera, my mistake.

Yes, yes I do. Not because I have seen them (although, granted, I don't go out to look for them), but because of statistical probability, as seen above.

Also, a question I've never asked before that has no relevance to this topic, why do you post pictures or gifs, entirely unrelated, along with your comments? I don't know why, but it just genuinely irritates me whenever someone does that, and I guess it's just because I see no reason for someone to do so.
#16 - oedad (11/10/2013) [-]
I guess you need to think of what is considered a miracle if you are expecting to see people take off like a speed boat across a lake while someone if filming or a dead guy to claw his way out of a grave i don't think you will find many of those.

If you consider a 80 year-old with a burst aneurysm dying/heart stopping 5-6 times during surgery and having over a dozen liters of blood pumped into him by doctors and still living while at the end of the surgery the surgeons openly admit the man should be dead, he has no reason to be alive, and nothing they did could have saved him as they never stopped the bleeding on their own i could see if they filmed my grandfathers emergency surgery when his aneurysm burst.
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (11/10/2013) [-]
There actually are documented records of people clawing out of their graves, though. In Haiti, that type of shit is actually something people are afraid of.
User avatar #43 - zuflux (11/10/2013) [-]
Did this discussion just turn into a 'Zombies are real' topic?
User avatar #71 - captainfuckitall (11/10/2013) [-]
No, I was just pointing something out.
User avatar #14 - agentpurplek (11/10/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I just came out of a religious argument so I was almost in a constant state of being a dick.
I post random pictures that made me laugh at some point in the hopes that someone else would also laugh. I used to do the ">Unrelated pic" thing but to lazy to do even that.
#13 - mrtwitty when he meets hooker 11/09/2013 on Raises a good point... +11
#55 - old is relative, relative to a picture taken .00000001 seconds… 10/27/2013 on (untitled) -1
#22 - Picture 10/22/2013 on the feels 0
#5 - hfw 10/20/2013 on Raped! 0
#20 - You are using yourself as a single example. Try increasing you…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on Public Education Today +6
User avatar #46 - achimp (10/20/2013) [-]
I said in the comment, I am not spectacular. You can take that to mean others can and have succeeded in the same system I have.
#14 - is it a selfie with two people in it though? 10/20/2013 on A proper selfie 0
#11 - this is great cause the video is in 480p 10/17/2013 on End of the world sex +1
#77 - You stick out like a sore thumb with that license plate though haha.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on Trolling cops 0
User avatar #80 - slugnugget (10/13/2013) [-]
if something did happen you'd probably get away and not take the car out for a while and lay low haha better than them finding your details liek your address, phone number etc.
#60 - Then the cop is just like yah. He's got a license plate that's…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Trolling cops +3
User avatar #75 - slugnugget (10/13/2013) [-]
they are more likely to find you by getting your details by entering your plate into their records.
User avatar #77 - agentpurplek (10/13/2013) [-]
You stick out like a sore thumb with that license plate though haha.
User avatar #80 - slugnugget (10/13/2013) [-]
if something did happen you'd probably get away and not take the car out for a while and lay low haha better than them finding your details liek your address, phone number etc.
#57 - I just highlighted his text and then clicked the link only, be… 10/12/2013 on Sexy Ski Resort 0
#72 - **agentpurplek rolls 920** trips and I turn gay 10/09/2013 on (untitled) 0
#53 - Mouse and keyboard master race. 10/06/2013 on Loyalty +7
#67 - haha. to be fair it was like 3 am when I wrote that and it sou…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on Math 0
User avatar #68 - wliia (10/04/2013) [-]
I was responding to the original commenter, heroo, who was trying to make the expression an equation, not trying to force it myself.
#44 - you cant have one side to a expression I wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on Math 0
User avatar #71 - lyestcer (10/05/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. Thanks for the clarification.
#41 - If it is equal to 0 then what is that bitch complaining about …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on Math 0
User avatar #42 - mitchr (10/04/2013) [-]
Yes, it doesn't say that. I am making an inference that it is. And as for you wondering "what... that bitch [is] complaining about x=0," I have no idea what you mean, please clarify.
#39 - I guess you could say x is all real numbers and be done with it 10/04/2013 on Math 0
#38 - 2x^2 is not a equation  [+] (4 new replies) 10/04/2013 on Math 0
User avatar #40 - mitchr (10/04/2013) [-]
I realize that. But I assume that he is not reading out the full equation, because it is unsolvable and in the simplest form, were it to be an expression. If it is an equation, however, then it could be solved, and would not be erroneous.
User avatar #41 - agentpurplek (10/04/2013) [-]
If it is equal to 0 then what is that bitch complaining about x=0.
However, it doesn't say that it is equal to 0.
User avatar #42 - mitchr (10/04/2013) [-]
Yes, it doesn't say that. I am making an inference that it is. And as for you wondering "what... that bitch [is] complaining about x=0," I have no idea what you mean, please clarify.
User avatar #39 - agentpurplek (10/04/2013) [-]
I guess you could say x is all real numbers and be done with it
#36 - no not if it's an expression then you do not  [+] (6 new replies) 10/04/2013 on Math 0
User avatar #37 - mitchr (10/04/2013) [-]
Yes, but it is assumed to not be an expression, because if it is an expression, it is 1: unsolvable, and 2: in the simplest form.
User avatar #38 - agentpurplek (10/04/2013) [-]
2x^2 is not a equation
User avatar #40 - mitchr (10/04/2013) [-]
I realize that. But I assume that he is not reading out the full equation, because it is unsolvable and in the simplest form, were it to be an expression. If it is an equation, however, then it could be solved, and would not be erroneous.
User avatar #41 - agentpurplek (10/04/2013) [-]
If it is equal to 0 then what is that bitch complaining about x=0.
However, it doesn't say that it is equal to 0.
User avatar #42 - mitchr (10/04/2013) [-]
Yes, it doesn't say that. I am making an inference that it is. And as for you wondering "what... that bitch [is] complaining about x=0," I have no idea what you mean, please clarify.
User avatar #39 - agentpurplek (10/04/2013) [-]
I guess you could say x is all real numbers and be done with it
#35 - You're an idiot. Of course 2x^2 =(x)(2x) x=1 What he did …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/04/2013 on Math -5
User avatar #66 - edwardyeap (10/04/2013) [-]
What. You're just making it complicated, all you need to do is to factorise. Come on, this is secondary third year maths.
User avatar #63 - wliia (10/04/2013) [-]
You're an idiot. Of course 2x^2 =(x)(2x) x=1

Well no. The two sides are equal. x does not equal 1, x can equal any number and it would be true. That's like saying in the equation "x+2 = x+2" that x equals 52, cause it fits in the equation. Technically you're right, but any number for x would satisfy the equation.

What he did was simplify he shouldn't of used a equal sign though.
Yeah, I get that, but he was trying to say that 2x^2 was an equation, which its not. You The very link you posted shows that 2x^2 is simply an expression, not an equation.

You cannot simplify 2x^2
You just said what he did was simplify, literally 1 sentence before. It can be broken down more, but its already simplified.
User avatar #67 - agentpurplek (10/04/2013) [-]
haha. to be fair it was like 3 am when I wrote that and it sounded all right at the moment.
What I was trying to say was that you factored when you didn't need
You used a equal sign for a expression which doesn't make sense.
I tried to show you a expression that can be simplified
User avatar #68 - wliia (10/04/2013) [-]
I was responding to the original commenter, heroo, who was trying to make the expression an equation, not trying to force it myself.
User avatar #43 - lyestcer (10/04/2013) [-]
What?
There's only one side of the expression. You can't solve x for anything. And I have no idea where you pulled x^2+x-2 from.
User avatar #44 - agentpurplek (10/04/2013) [-]
you cant have one side to a expression

mathforum.org/library/drmath/view/62493.html

I was just showing you something that could be simplified.
x^2+x-2
User avatar #71 - lyestcer (10/05/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. Thanks for the clarification.
#36 - GTA V =$60 Pokemon X=$35 Pokemon y=$35  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2013 on GTA V +1
User avatar #77 - chezburgadominator (09/21/2013) [-]
It's actually 39.99 for Pokémon X or Y
#95 - Saw in the news 09/20/2013 on In the news +3
#297 - He later went home to Russia and sent 10 gay men to life in prison. 09/14/2013 on Lamestream Media! +6

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#2 - Lilstow (03/31/2014) [-]
so you recently asked the sauce of this anime but the faggot OP is blocking me because he's a faggot

here was the reply i was going to send to you:

"have you been living under a rock?

kill la kill

made by the same people who made gurren lagann.

the entire basis of the anime is a japanese pun based on the fact that the japanese pronounce fascism and fashion similarly among other things.

admittedly i had low expectations going in considering the name of the anime is "kill la kill", but this ended up being a really good anime. "

enjoy.
#3 to #2 - agentpurplek (03/31/2014) [-]
I loved gurren lagann. Thank you!
User avatar #4 to #3 - Lilstow (03/31/2014) [-]
don't let the first couple episodes fool you, this anime is absolutely brilliant.

the last 10 or so episode were 10 times better than the first 10 episodes.

lots of arbitrary 10s in this comment.
#5 to #4 - agentpurplek (03/31/2014) [-]
what would you rate it out of 10?
what would you rate it out of 10?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Lilstow (03/31/2014) [-]
i struggle with scales out of 10 because i feel like 10 defines perfection which is obviously impossible, but i will attempt to break it down and give it a rating based on a frame of reference.

i wouldn't say it's quite as good as gurren lagann, but i think it's probably the strongest anime of the year. i would rate it on par with attack on titan, which i enjoyed for the fantastic animation, fight choreography, and macro story/premise, however was weaker in terms of character development. Kill La Kill has much stronger characters, and is probably a generally more intelligent anime then attack on titan.

This is what I mentioned from before ripped straight from wikipedia:

"According to director Imaishi, much of the plot is based on the observation that the Japanese pronunciation of the words "fashion" (ファッション fasshon?) and "fascism" (ファッショ fassho?) is the same, as is that of "school uniform" (制服 seifuku?) and "conquest" (征服 seifuku?), and that the titular kiru may mean "kill" (キル?), "to cut" (切る?), or "to wear" (着る?)."

The anime has ridiculously over the top fan service which at first gives off the vibe of a low-tier anime, but you will come to realize that it is a reconstruction of the fighting girls with tits genre, much like gurren lagann was a reconstruction of mecha genre. The anime is filled with subtlety masked by it's over the top facade.

>>ran out of space, continues in my next reply.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Lilstow (03/31/2014) [-]

The artwork is fantastic, and character designs are pretty unique.
something to know going in: Gamagori's set size is: Bigger than you.
you'll see what i mean.

most of all, the anime in general is entertaining, even if you don't look to far into it and take it at face value.

If I decide to be less of a pain in the ass in regards to rating systems out of 10, then i guess i would have to rate this anime 10/10 simply because it managed to exceed my expectations and leave me wanting more each week. (It just finished airing thursday)

sure, i think there are some better anime, but i would have to say this anime is now one of my favorites.
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