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#11 - To make an educated guess you first must be educated. …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Frequency of Miracles 0
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#13 - captainfuckitall (11/10/2013) [-]
Oh, I apologize. I just assumed that out of the hundreds of thousands if not millions of miracles reported every year, at least one of them would be captured on camera, my mistake.

Yes, yes I do. Not because I have seen them (although, granted, I don't go out to look for them), but because of statistical probability, as seen above.

Also, a question I've never asked before that has no relevance to this topic, why do you post pictures or gifs, entirely unrelated, along with your comments? I don't know why, but it just genuinely irritates me whenever someone does that, and I guess it's just because I see no reason for someone to do so.
#16 - oedad (11/10/2013) [-]
I guess you need to think of what is considered a miracle if you are expecting to see people take off like a speed boat across a lake while someone if filming or a dead guy to claw his way out of a grave i don't think you will find many of those.

If you consider a 80 year-old with a burst aneurysm dying/heart stopping 5-6 times during surgery and having over a dozen liters of blood pumped into him by doctors and still living while at the end of the surgery the surgeons openly admit the man should be dead, he has no reason to be alive, and nothing they did could have saved him as they never stopped the bleeding on their own i could see if they filmed my grandfathers emergency surgery when his aneurysm burst.
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#18 - captainfuckitall (11/10/2013) [-]
There actually are documented records of people clawing out of their graves, though. In Haiti, that type of shit is actually something people are afraid of.
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#43 - zuflux (11/10/2013) [-]
Did this discussion just turn into a 'Zombies are real' topic?
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#71 - captainfuckitall (11/10/2013) [-]
No, I was just pointing something out.
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#14 - agentpurplek (11/10/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I just came out of a religious argument so I was almost in a constant state of being a dick.
I post random pictures that made me laugh at some point in the hopes that someone else would also laugh. I used to do the ">Unrelated pic" thing but to lazy to do even that.
#8 - source or it didn't happen.  [+] (8 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Frequency of Miracles +4
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#10 - captainfuckitall (11/10/2013) [-]
I said from what I understand, not from what I know for sure. I'm simply making an educated guess.
#11 - agentpurplek (11/10/2013) [-]
To make an educated guess you first must be educated.

Now I just want to make sure I'm understanding you. Do you believe that plenty of miracles by definition have happened on camera? If not then I did not understand your comment.
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#13 - captainfuckitall (11/10/2013) [-]
Oh, I apologize. I just assumed that out of the hundreds of thousands if not millions of miracles reported every year, at least one of them would be captured on camera, my mistake.

Yes, yes I do. Not because I have seen them (although, granted, I don't go out to look for them), but because of statistical probability, as seen above.

Also, a question I've never asked before that has no relevance to this topic, why do you post pictures or gifs, entirely unrelated, along with your comments? I don't know why, but it just genuinely irritates me whenever someone does that, and I guess it's just because I see no reason for someone to do so.
#16 - oedad (11/10/2013) [-]
I guess you need to think of what is considered a miracle if you are expecting to see people take off like a speed boat across a lake while someone if filming or a dead guy to claw his way out of a grave i don't think you will find many of those.

If you consider a 80 year-old with a burst aneurysm dying/heart stopping 5-6 times during surgery and having over a dozen liters of blood pumped into him by doctors and still living while at the end of the surgery the surgeons openly admit the man should be dead, he has no reason to be alive, and nothing they did could have saved him as they never stopped the bleeding on their own i could see if they filmed my grandfathers emergency surgery when his aneurysm burst.
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#18 - captainfuckitall (11/10/2013) [-]
There actually are documented records of people clawing out of their graves, though. In Haiti, that type of shit is actually something people are afraid of.
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#43 - zuflux (11/10/2013) [-]
Did this discussion just turn into a 'Zombies are real' topic?
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#71 - captainfuckitall (11/10/2013) [-]
No, I was just pointing something out.
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#14 - agentpurplek (11/10/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I just came out of a religious argument so I was almost in a constant state of being a dick.
I post random pictures that made me laugh at some point in the hopes that someone else would also laugh. I used to do the ">Unrelated pic" thing but to lazy to do even that.
#13 - mrtwitty when he meets hooker 11/09/2013 on Raises a good point... +11
#55 - old is relative, relative to a picture taken .00000001 seconds… 10/27/2013 on (untitled) -1
#22 - Picture 10/22/2013 on the feels 0
#5 - hfw 10/20/2013 on Raped! 0
#20 - You are using yourself as a single example. Try increasing you…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on Public Education Today +6
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#46 - achimp (10/20/2013) [-]
I said in the comment, I am not spectacular. You can take that to mean others can and have succeeded in the same system I have.
#14 - is it a selfie with two people in it though? 10/20/2013 on A proper selfie 0
#11 - this is great cause the video is in 480p 10/17/2013 on End of the world sex +1
#77 - You stick out like a sore thumb with that license plate though haha.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on Trolling cops 0
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#80 - slugnugget (10/13/2013) [-]
if something did happen you'd probably get away and not take the car out for a while and lay low haha better than them finding your details liek your address, phone number etc.