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User avatar #175 - raffinrox (11/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #392 - themilkisdead (11/22/2014) [-]
That doesn't make them not a "top quality" studio. They've constantly updated the game for next-gen consoles, are still paying attention to last-gen, updates with free DLC, has many hours of content in the base game alone, constantly pays attention to fans by little things such as just making well-liked maps official and to be honest the game is just fun.

I understand and know where you're coming from, and I respect both you and your opinion. However should we really keep holding them accounted for 'Online Heists' rather than fixing the game, making an effort, giving out free DLC and updates as well as new features that reward both generations of consoles?
User avatar #325 - niggernazi (11/22/2014) [-]
No one cares about those shitty heists anyways. Just a bunch of german neckbeards snoring into the mic online anyways so im better off. I just want a badass single player dlc for gta 5.
User avatar #138 - heartlessrobot (11/22/2014) [-]
I have yet to give a shit about online heists.
User avatar #116 - jtjas (11/22/2014) [-]
more then a year aretheheiststhereyet.com/
#78 - brobafett (11/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #54 - maxismahname (11/22/2014) [-]
Shut up you dumbass. Do you want it to be a watered down piece of shit, or do you want it to be fucking finished Rockstar releases their shit with as much testing as possible. They want everything to be perfect. If heists were released at the beginning, everybody would fucking complain about how they suck.
#113 - xxTheJesterxx (11/22/2014) [-]
If Rockstar wants everything to be perfect, they're doing a pretty trash job of it.

Personally, idgaf about heists at this point. Obviously they've been way overhyped, and I'd imagine Rockstar is going to pull some shit like "Oh hey only for next gen sorry lol" because they can't get enough of that $$$$$ even with their billions they're sitting on.

Online has some parts of it that are pretty good, but most of those are things that GTA is known for anyway, stuff you could do in IV, that sort of thing. Rockstar are complete assholes to customers anymore. It really feels to me that after they got their billions, they totally split. The single player is amazing, I would almost say flawless. Fun, well made, a lot of content, etc.

However, with online, they're just being dicks. Mainly with the way they deal with players gaining money. It feels to me that all this started back when money glitches and micro-transactions came at a crossroads. After they released micro-transactions, this is the way they deal with their players:

-Nerf every job that players like to play a lot, from rooftop rumble (which needed a little nerfing, but they nerfed the fuck out of it), to coveted (absolutely no need to nerf this - players didn't cheat with it, only played it a lot). As soon as they realize players are doing something a lot for money, whether legitimate or not, they nerf it immediately. Obviously they should nerf cheats, but nerfing legitimate missions for money, even when they don't give much, is just them pushing for dem micro-transactions.

-If players do cheat, they threaten them with permabans. Not just from the game, but from Xbox Live (idk if they did it with PSN). I could easily understand taking a lot of money away/keeping you from Online for a bit, but NOT permabans from XBL.

I'm alright with people being fanboys, but telling me something like "they want everything to be perfect" when Online is as trash as it is seems like an insult.
User avatar #80 - bagguhsleep (11/22/2014) [-]
you've got to be fucking kidding me
look at anything else implemented since launch
online itself is a watered down piece of shit

and exactly what do you expect heists to be? how can you possibly put your faith in heists being anything more than the missions we already have?

single player outlined them already; at most, online heists will be:
mission(s) spent stealing a vehicle or something + a fetch quest with a timer followed by a shootout/escape encounter with the police

literally nothing revolutionary with that

>or do you want it to be fucking finished Rockstar releases their shit with as much testing as possible
where the fuck did you pull this from?
when has rockstar EVER released something for this game that seems even slightly tested? every patch introduces a bug or breaks something that was previously just fine
User avatar #84 - maxismahname (11/22/2014) [-]
They only have so much people to test it. They said it themselves, they only have a couple hundred people to test. It'll be difficult to find bugs until they release it. Or maybe I'm just being a fanboy, but I really think Rockstar does try
User avatar #88 - bagguhsleep (11/22/2014) [-]
that's no excuse. them giving a reason as to why they're incompetent doesn't take away from the quality of being incompetent

what exactly do they try?
come on m8 what have they released since launch? a few cars, guns, masks, and some clothes?
User avatar #89 - maxismahname (11/22/2014) [-]
There's been many very subtle but good things they have added. A ton a bug fixes. I've played online since it came out and I can guarantee that it is almost completely different now..
User avatar #97 - bagguhsleep (11/22/2014) [-]
ah, okay
allow me to sum them up for you
bear in mind some shitty clothes+guns+cars+misc. options are sprinkled in throughout:

>remove ability to grind missions
>take away mechanic
>buff tank
>buff tank again
>buff tank one more just for fun lol
>buff minigun
>mission overhaul
>nerf gooftop gumble and many other missions
>absolutely gut Coveted
>mission overhaul
>okay maybe we should nerf tanks now that everyone knows how to use lazers
>add gloves

User avatar #102 - maxismahname (11/22/2014) [-]
Idgaf about grinding missions because it is boring as FUCK, and I'd rather do fun missions while making money. I grinded Rooftop Rumble for a while, and I made less than 100k before being bored. I did a bunch of fun missions and stuff with my friends and made about 500k before getting bored.

>Tank is actually easier to take out now
>I doubt there was change to the minigun
>I'm glad they nerfed those shitty missions, because they're all everybody would play
>Also added features like seeing the names of people on the map
>The new cars are awesome
>Can see if somebody is in a tank on the minimap
>Again, tons of bug fixes

There's many other things but those are the ones I can think of right now
User avatar #110 - bagguhsleep (11/22/2014) [-]
you could have done those missions with your friends before the RR nerf and made the same if not more money

the tank certainly is easier to take out now, but not by much
it's fucking atrocious that it ever even received buffs in the first place

miniguns were buffed because, before, you'd lose your ammo if you were killed while you had it out. nowadays Xxwe3Dbr0_xX can whip his minigun out with no consequence or risk because even if I get the headshot on him he can just bring it out again right after he spawns

>seeing the names on the map
whoa you got me there rockstar really turned it around
gtav gotyay

and you realize "tons of bug fixes" isn't exactly a very good point to consider if you're trying to talk a game up, right?

but really think about it, man
how different would the game have been for you if you had such amazing features as 'see other players on the map' and 'see if someone is in a tank/heli/jet before they get the chance to rip me a second asshole' when you started the game? they weren't big issues october 2013, either
User avatar #279 - hydraetis (11/22/2014) [-]
I don't even play GTAV (just watch roosterteeth let's plays of it) and even I can tell that there's a lot of shit that is missing or needs to be fixed, one of the major ones being the cops (they come in way too hard way too quickly, and even on low stars it can be difficult to get rid of them without Lester). It really needs to go to Vice City mode, where one star can be gotten rid of in like 30 seconds since cops will only chase you if one that's patrolling on foot sees you, two stars is a little more difficult to get rid of but still much more possible since they don't send an entire battalion after you.
User avatar #426 - bagguhsleep (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, cops, too. GTA 4 almost had it right. With the exception of a few cops spawning in the direction you're driving in, they were fine.

In 5, all they have to do is remove psychic cops and lower the cooldown time and lower the active search time.

I can't recreate this right now but sometimes if I'm in a car with a friend and he does something to get a wanted level, cops will literally never stop searching for me even if I get out of the car and walk into a desolate area with no cops nearby. Shit's broke, mayn.
User avatar #58 - tinkotin (11/22/2014) [-]
Everyone will be complaining about how much they suck eitherway nigga
User avatar #59 - maxismahname (11/22/2014) [-]
Lol can't argue with that. People are such picky assholes
#50 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
GTA V came out only for the xbox 360 and PS 3 while early next year it will be released for Xbox one PS4 and PC that's when all the shits going to be put in. All the peasant's such as you are just beta testing.
User avatar #15 - xmonke (11/21/2014) [-]
Exactly. They're taking their time.
User avatar #47 - snakebelmont (11/21/2014) [-]
It's because they are making so much money off the online microtransactions, why give people heists and give players money when they can keep making money off kids using their parents credit cards.
User avatar #170 - ffx (11/22/2014) [-]
Lets see... pay 20 bucks for 1 mill. OR pay a modder 3 bucks for 40 million. hmm..
User avatar #366 - snakebelmont (11/22/2014) [-]
Paying any amount of money for in game money is stupid as fuck. Microtransactions shouldn't even be in the game. The money in online gameplay just ruins gta online
User avatar #434 - ffx (11/23/2014) [-]
true, but what I'm implying is if I'm going to spend money on a game currency I'll take the option that gives the most.
User avatar #19 - iprochaosangel (11/21/2014) [-]
Thats fuck bullshit. Wait for the blizzard type of cop out that it took too long to implement pvp or no words from rockstar till gta 6
User avatar #20 - xmonke (11/21/2014) [-]
I guess they could release all their promised features immediately and prematurely, right? Kinda like Assassin's Creed Unity, oh wait, that didn't turn out so well.
User avatar #21 - iprochaosangel (11/21/2014) [-]
No no no you got this all wrong. What im saying is, being extremely blunt, dont be a fanboy. Yes they are of the better game companies but they are certainly not quality material because as of now there is no quality popular game company
User avatar #22 - xmonke (11/21/2014) [-]
Wow, that's not true at all. All of the games they release are of great quality. They might not be your favorite games, but they are no doubt extremely well made.
#212 - ztron (11/22/2014) [-]
Although GTA V's single player was very well, GTA online was a fucking TRAIN WRECK when it came out. Bugs out the fucking ass and there is SO much fucking grinding in that game it makes a Tony Hawk Pro Skater game jealous. And the worst part of it is that not only has Rockstar basically said "Thanks for the beta testing, play heists next-gen!" but I'm pretty sure they also held off heists just to force people to grind more, or a buy a convenient micro-transaction! Not to mention that heists were promised to come out all the way back in spring anyway.... I miss when all I had to worry about were what grey and brown clothes I wanted to wear in GTA IV.
User avatar #25 - iprochaosangel (11/21/2014) [-]
Thats a mtter of opinion. Gta to me has become much like Ass creed and Call of duty. Same shit new maps and cars woopdido
#26 - xmonke (11/21/2014) [-]
So you hate everything. Great, your opinion has been duly noted.
User avatar #27 - iprochaosangel (11/21/2014) [-]
I dont like 3 of the most popular games i must hate everything? Dude what is wrong with you
User avatar #28 - xmonke (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh, so you just hate popular games. Too mainstream, I guess.
User avatar #32 - bloodredspark (11/21/2014) [-]
The issue is, a while back Rockstar announced that heists were finally "completed" and were being released at the end of the summer.

Unsurprisingly, this was also around the time a next-gen release was being announced. It took them a little while after summer ended to report with "heists are not done anymore". It was the hugest lie, a lot of people got seriously POed over on the gtaforums. There have been some other, less important things that have been "scrapped" until next-gen was released. As Iprochaosangel did state, you're literally being a fanboy. Stop, and actually realize not everything they do is 10/10.

While Rockstar is in now way a "bad" company, they're not the perfect saints you're trying to make them out to be.
User avatar #37 - xmonke (11/21/2014) [-]
But have they made anything bad? I'd understand if they said heists were completed, released them and then everyone found out they weren't actually completed, but they didn't do that. You're judging them based on one thing they said too early.
User avatar #38 - bloodredspark (11/21/2014) [-]
> Said too early.
This is something they have said numerous times.

Oh, and have they made anything bad? That was funny.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oni_ (videogame)#Reception
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_Emergency_ (video

Seriously, you're literally fanboying. Stop. "They can do no wrong!"
User avatar #42 - xmonke (11/21/2014) [-]
Ok, -said numerous times too early. Who cares? They didn't release anything broken. Oh no.
It's funny that you have to go all the way back to the early 2000's to find games they did that weren't good. With nearly every studio, the games back then where mostly shit.

"'They can do no wrong!'" Who are you quoting? I never said that.
User avatar #43 - bloodredspark (11/21/2014) [-]
"But have they made anything bad?"
"All of the games they release are of great quality."

You sorta did. And yes, they did release the game broken. GTA Online was broken for quite some time once it was released. Currently, Next-Gen GTA has some pretty big issues as well, and it was launched this way.

Just, fucking stop trying to scramble for straws.
User avatar #44 - xmonke (11/21/2014) [-]
"Everything sucks, because nothing is perfect."

Fuck off.
User avatar #45 - bloodredspark (11/21/2014) [-]
I never said everything sucks. I said stop calling them saints and making "only good games", which you have done numerous times.

You've been refusing to note that they have done bad things and released bad games, and broken issues in games. Get your head out of the clouds, and realize they fuck up too.

You can "fuck off" if you're going to rage that hard.
#306 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
The games you posted weren't that bad, hardly classics but not a bad game. I think for the most part Rockstar has delivered quality, one of the rare studios to have a largely positive track record.

Disparage GTA5 but you can hardly maim an entire company over the issues of one game (which is not a bad game, just didn't live up to expectations). I'm not saying they're saintly, but you'd be hard pushed to find a company that has such a good track record...
User avatar #427 - bloodredspark (11/22/2014) [-]
Well, of course. They're much better than other companies, in both their customer support and such, but I really can't stand people like xmonke, who fanboy the shit out of them.
User avatar #46 - xmonke (11/21/2014) [-]
You're a pessimistic literalist. I really don't care about anything you say anymore, lol.
User avatar #29 - iprochaosangel (11/21/2014) [-]
No i just have select taste.
Borderlands 1-2
Crypt of the NecroDancer
Diablo (series)
Gauntlet (Dark legacy and new one)
Heros of the Storm
Nuclear Throne
Risk of Rain
Super meat boy
Binding of isaac
Tribes acsend.

These are just exmaple of what i enjoy. Also looking to buy Europa Universalis 4 and CS:GO so i dont hate mainstream i just have select taste
#82 - brobafett (11/22/2014) [-]
>Borderlands 1-2
#93 - iprochaosangel (11/22/2014) [-]
I enjoy loot games
User avatar #96 - brobafett (11/22/2014) [-]
Pick some that have better writer then.
User avatar #30 - xmonke (11/21/2014) [-]
das cool
User avatar #292 - walterberg (11/22/2014) [-]
thanks you're cool too
User avatar #31 - iprochaosangel (11/21/2014) [-]
Fine be an asshole
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I like Log Horizon but their characters are so fucking plain...like that one girl who fights and eats meat...every person with glasses have to do the thing where it shines and the big boob girl is dumb and immature
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