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#77 - Are you implying that this woman is a lesbian? 10/31/2014 on PATRIARCHY!!! +3
#29 - ONE LIKE FOR TURISAS!!! STAND UP AND FIGHT! 10/19/2014 on Secret "Cards Against... +6
#103 - honestly netorare is my favorite hentai fetish. I just love t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on (1) Fetishes 0
User avatar #107 - freshpound (09/10/2014) [-]
"allow her self to something isn't right"
- afrosheep
#139 - well **** you too asshole. 08/19/2014 on Everything went better than... -1
#49 - yeah in parks it's pretty stupid. I'd personally find i too e… 08/09/2014 on Pick up your dogs poop or else -1
#38 - He said grass not pavement, and also if it was on the pavement…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Pick up your dogs poop or else 0
User avatar #43 - turtletroll (08/09/2014) [-]
Yeah I misread what he said somehow

Although people who don't pick up the dog shit at parks are just as bad.
#49 - afrosheep (08/09/2014) [-]
yeah in parks it's pretty stupid. I'd personally find i too embarrassing to not pick it up.
#37 - I love how big of a deal people make this out to be, It's onl… 08/09/2014 on Pick up your dogs poop or else -2
#47 - Then go join some merc group and then tell us how you feel abo… 07/18/2014 on What really happened. +1
#29 - do you watch sports, talk to people, or even read books? 06/29/2014 on muh feels +3
#88 - The guy put the shirt in the plastic bag in the most suspiciou…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Wait for it -1
User avatar #90 - kinginyellow (06/14/2014) [-]
Still not stealing, just saying you think someone is suspicious can't excuse the punch, especially if the black guy wanted to charge for battery. The point is no matter how sure you are, you HAVE to wait until they attempt to steal or you risk a lot of legal issues. I've seen suspicious looking people at my workplace before, and I've learned that some people are just weird, not criminals. The fact any judge would look at is what constitutes stealing and what the person did in response, and here the black guy still has favor.
#93 - salsawin (06/14/2014) [-]
You're fooling yourself if you think that guy was trying to be honest. He was clearly trying to sneak the shirt into the bag--I dunno what fantasy world you live in, but where the rest of us come from, sneaking a shirt into a bag means you're trying to sneak it out of a store.
User avatar #95 - kinginyellow (06/14/2014) [-]
Did I ever say I believe he wasn't gonna steal? And if you wanna talk about living in a fantasy world, in the REAL world there are consequences for being a dumb shit and attacking people BEFORE they actually have enough proof to do it. In the real world it doesn't matter what the black guy was planning, the other guy fucked up by punching him and the law says that the black wasn't in the wrong because he hadn't attempted to walk away with the bag.

I don't know what fantasy world you live in that lets random people attack others based on what they "think is gonna happen" because that's NOT any real world.
#100 - salsawin (06/14/2014) [-]
Ever hear of "avoid the appearance of evil?" I think a pretty basic human right is defense of self and property. Even you confess that you think he was going to steal that shirt--once you've initiated force against another person's self or property, you put yourself in danger of retaliation. I'm not gonna say that the guy was in the right to smack him that hard, there are other things he could have done. But frankly, if you're trying to commit a crime, I don't think you get to cry when someone punishes you for it.
User avatar #138 - manformen (06/14/2014) [-]
this is not about ethical or non ethical shit, it's about legal shit so shut the fuck up. You're not gonna get accused for looking suspicious or doing suspicious things, that's not how the real word works. You could be seriously charged for using that as an excuse.
#131 - vrthbvyfa (06/14/2014) [-]
Ever heard of innocent until proven guilty? No crime had been committed (yet) and whacking a guy in the face isn't the right answer either way.

If people are going to act like fucking chimpanzees we might as well fling shit at each other as well.
User avatar #103 - kinginyellow (06/14/2014) [-]
What the white guy did was battery, plain and simple, and yes the black guy shouldn't be allowed to complain about it if he was stealing, but the white guy fucked up massively with how he handled it, and basically gave the black guy ammunition to charge him.

And actually, stores won't let you approach someone and accuse them of stealing unless they go for the exit, the most we can do is send employees to follow them and watch them until they either try to run or put stuff back, and have one person watch the front door. We can't do anything until it's absolute that it's theft, regardless of how it looks. Once they try for the front door we can search them if they were seen stealing though. Sounds stupid but it's because stores don't want to run the risk of an employee doing something like in the gif and causing legal trouble with the store.

The point I'm making is that he did not handle the black guy properly, and that's the problem. It wasn't justice because he can be charged and be at fault, and that sucks.
#46 - >Start the game as the French on a terra map. >I dec… 06/07/2014 on Civilization V GG +1
#97 - JAR JAR WAS FUNNY! 05/03/2014 on Canon -1
#96 - Comment deleted 05/03/2014 on Canon 0
#290 - It doesn't matter if he thinks he is a woman or even looks lik… 04/11/2014 on whore -1
#725 - Comment deleted 04/03/2014 on fetishes +1
#46 - but she skinny as **** ...I always thought she loo… 03/30/2014 on Terra Facts -2
#7 - What the **** happened?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on Working 0
#8 - mastercolossus (03/30/2014) [-]
dude was faking a job to get the girl. its quite common in korea.
#14 - does that rule apply to other asians or would it just contradict it? 03/30/2014 on Reason #43 to not steal... 0
#26 - When I first saw it in pokemon diamond I didn't know what it w… 03/27/2014 on What a time 0
#75 - You know what has never made sense to me about pi. The fact t…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Mind = Raped 0
#85 - monkeyheadbsc (03/24/2014) [-]
The number itself is not infinite, but the decimal representation is.
Infinity itself is a strange concept and there are countless (lol) examples how to fuck with the brain using infinity.

Imagine the following situation: You have infinite cups, each containing 1/10th of the previous one. 1 liter, 0.1 liter, 0.01 liter and so on. You fill all but the first cup with water and pour them into the 1 liter cup. Clearly, there is now 0.111111111.... l of water in the cup. It is a finite amount, but you can't picture the number (in liters) itself.

Now you might argue, that you only got this result by using infinite cups. But mark the 1l cup at the hight of the water, pour it away and then refill it to that mark. It now again has 0.111111111.... l in it. The mark on the side of the cup simply marks an amount of water, that has an infinitely large number when written in liters.

And with pi it is the same. It is some kind of ratio, which happens to be (among other things) infinitely long, but it is still a number somewhere between 3 and 4.

Keep in mind, that this needs the irrational numbers, pi is in. It takes some time to get used to that.
User avatar #80 - anonymoose (03/24/2014) [-]
Hold your hands 1m apart. Clap.

You just moved your hand 0.5 meters, then 0.25 meters, then 0.125 meters, then 0.0625 meters, then . . . , then 0.000000953674316 meters etc.

But your hand still clapped. As numbers get infinitesimally small, there can be infinite digits to numbers. It's weird, but it's true.
#88 - totallynotme (03/24/2014) [-]
I know you're just using that as an example but I'm pretty sure it's been proven that there is a minimum distance that objects can move, so your example doesn't quite go down to infinity.
User avatar #89 - anonymoose (03/24/2014) [-]
A planck length is purely theoretical at the moment.
#90 - totallynotme (03/24/2014) [-]
Ah, well, I've not much knowledge on the subject. It was just something I could remember hearing about.
#79 - gomugomuno (03/24/2014) [-]
the circumference is not pi. pi is the ratio between the circumference and diameter.

circumference divided by diameter
#77 - pedobearson (03/24/2014) [-]
It's not the circumference; it's the ratio of the circumference and the diameter. It's like how long the diameter is, say 3, and how long the circumference is. The circumference of the circle has to be about 9, as that's the only way to make it round.
#39 - Its the one on the left, because of the garbage being on a dis… 03/21/2014 on Seriously? +1
#371 - ******* Donkey Kong!!! Bananas and **** … 03/11/2014 on Roomates? 0
#165 - ready for racing woot! 11/22/2013 on Battle for FJ part 1 0
#1483 - monster hunter 3 and blackops 2 11/04/2013 on description 0
#41 - I'm pretty confused about why people are so quick when it come…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2013 on Dating sims 0
User avatar #42 - therealsuperderpy (11/01/2013) [-]
I've explained this a million times this is the last time I will explain it.
We flag things because google and adsene want t flag FJ as a porn site.
If we don't flag them we lose all our advertisers and FJ get's shut down.
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