I didn't know.

supertanto

:3 thanks

name is buying things

Oookay, wassup?

not much
been playing minecraft a lot lately, and more basketball
you?

Cool. I'm allowed to work out again, I have a girl after me, I may have more work and I went to a party for the first time since new years.

why werent you allowed to work out?

Because I had an abnormal active heart rate. Doctor ordered me not to strength train anymore.

derps

wat

you said you weren't so sure
I am proiding it to you

That was the weirdest yet most candid thing I've ever read.

what?

He gave you his honest thoughts on you. It was weird, but truthful.

ja he did
and emmi's

aww
cute

s..shuddup

Make me.

pls

No can do.[greenish-gray][greenish-gray]

[fail][fail] pls I r embarresed about things

And you think I'm any different on certain things?

nope senor

es just blushing

Explain please.

in fact nuke said he'll teach me to ski and snowboard

ja, he does, hes encouraging it, as is emmi

That's awesome!

ja it is, they both wanna hang out with me and stuff
emmi a fair bit more than nukie

Emmi is da girly who thinks you're attractive, no?

aye she is

I like how it confuses you so much.

what confuses me?

How she finds you attractive as a guy.

how's that confusing?
aside from the fact that I can't see myself as attractive

It only makes you confused.

what do you mean

You don't understand how she can find you attractive. And that's confusing for you.

yeah, but I dunno, maybe thats me being humble or something

Very possible.

or very negative

Let's go with the former, okay?

I'm fine with that

Good.

tho peoples opinions of me are strange

Not so sure about that.

hai

How's it going?

good, dad's got 2 years in jail
you?

What? I though you said he would get 20.
Eh, not bad.

I did? life is 25 years here
das gud

But...he tried to kill you...how can he get away with just two years...

because, australian law and court varys a lot
it gives a very small window tho, I need to be out as soon as i can otherwise

I don't want to say run, but start sprinting.

ja, I'm happy he's at least locked away for now
it means, I'm going to have to move out feburary 2015
or else
I could be seriously fucked

Yeah...I'd hope the authorities would be smart enough to notice the risk you'd be at though...

>authorities smart

I can dream.

I can dream harold
meh, I'll be in canada by then

Hopefully.

Will

it's my goal, therefore I shall achieve it

Well, this is a new positive step forward.

Ja it is
after all, I've got something to look forward to now
seeing people, living in canada, studying, maybe my music career, the sky isn't even the limit anymore

See me in St. Catherines, I'll be there in 2015.
And Neve will be close.

st catherines huh?
the plans to be in vancouver, but I'll go there to see you and probably meet up with neve

Does Nuke know the plans gone back a bit?

It's cool, no rush.

do you want to battle now?

Sure, just give me two minutes, name is same on showdown right?

Yep

Okay.

Sorry, I gotta go for a bit, i'll be back on in like 20 mins

Okay.

www.funnyjunk.com/user/afriendlyanon/1245#1245

Nigga i saw, I'm waiting for Firefox to work, showdown sucks balls on chrome.

Oh sorry Really? it's the opposite for me. It won't let me get past the loading screen on FF.

oh shiet, it's probably because I have fucktons of teams on chrome or something.

Yeah, that might be it, sadly Most of my teams got deleted, i had like 10-20 now I have 2 because i'm lazy

I have several for every tier on chrome, I just have OU and the league team on firefox.

Yeah, i had a few for each tier, and now i have my ice team, and one for stare's tourney, I kinda suck at quickly making teams..or making teams in general For the most part, my ice team is the only one i'm good with

Eh, it takes me a long time to make teams I'm happy with, ready on Showdown.

Accepted

Alright, I'm back for whenever you're ready

wat?

We must destroy the mexican that made fusions. I don't feel like putting up with his shit again.

Please yes

I would propose permabanning, but that would requir thimbing down everything he has ever done. Too petty and too time consuming. But we can just keep ripping into him like last time until he has a temper tantrum and leaves again, hopefully for good this time.

Yes perfect

So, looks like the little shit is offline, so we can't do anything for a while.
Also, accept me pls

I dun like not knowing

It's not a big problem. You'll figure it out some day.

I hope so

You will. Trust.

k fyne

not k fyne
show moar belief

npls

fail

i did on purpos

suuuure
in other news, I was unlucky

y?

Cuz asked out Delia less than 24 hours after another dude. t'was funneh

o

sowwy

Nah, no reason to be.
It was actually hilarious.

heh, well as long as you are k

I'm K for it, she'll probably break up with the dude relative to some time in the future. And now she knows I'm interested in her. Nothing wrong with that.

well thats not bad

Niope.
Gonna sleep head off to bed soon. So, G'night. I'll see you later.

noot

I have the social skills of a walrus

That was harsh on my part.

I have the bluntness of a crowbar, your point being?

I CANNOT SOCIAL

Yes you can, you're being social with me.

u no waht i meant

Yes, but I'm trying to support you.

it dun work like dat

I CAN TRY OKAY

shh no tears

I haven't cried in years girly.

fak u

You already did that.

ew ghey

says the feg

I'm hetero as fuck

For now.

I r trying to figure it all out ;____;

There is no rush.

;__;

wai da long fais?

ohgodwut

She thinks my hair is the softest thing in the world. She fiends it. She honestly wants to harvest my hair and make a pillow out of it. It calms her down.

let her

I'm growing my hair out in back. If she wants it that badly, she can stalk me to my barber and catch it.

give her

the H

oh hue

do et

I gave a girl the T

T?

the trap
and the S
which is the shirtless

ohgodwut

A GIRL THINKS I'M HOT ANON
WHY

SHE THINKS YOU'RE CUTE
TRAP IT UP AND GO AFTER HER NIG

NO SHE SAID HOT
HOT MAN
WHAT IS THIS

OH
WELL
SHE ACCEPTS YOU
SHE'S INTERESTED
GIVE HER YOUR NUMBER AND ASK FOR HERS

IMPLYING I CAN AFFORD THEM INTERNATIONAL CALLS

OH
SHIT
WAIT
WAT

wait
did you think I could actually do anything IRL
what is this

Well, why not? If I can have sex for a week with a girl from Ohio in Las Vegas, then anything is possible.

ja but its me IRL
I can't do stuff

And it was me who got laid at 15. Trust me, anything is possible if I could do that.

I r good

youu

Good.

I am the meh~est I've been all week. Actually, I'm very annoyed right now. And bored.

whats wrong?

Had family therapy. Wasn't bad, but wasn't great.

Called a (girl)friend a flying hippo after she said she was a flying shark (I can tell you the full recount later) without thinking. Said I was sorry to her multiple times. Saw her later and without thinking said it again. And now I know she has been telling people I called her that without context or without saying I apologized multiple times. I'm fucked.

what happened there?

ohgodanon

Talked about shit I already knew.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO ;_;

like usual I assume?

hue, it's funny, people will get over it

Eh, old man held his tongue for the most part.

I'm gonna get slapped by her gay friend tomorrow, I know it.

good

slap him back

Yeah.

I don't slap. I punch in the sternum.

kick his butt

Only if he strikes first.

the fact people are taking it srs is just sad

They may or may not take it seriously. Knowing him though, he will. I just thought she'd know me better by now than to think I was being sincere and rude to her.

people can be stupid sometimes

Yeah, but that's highschool for you.

sux2be school people

Meh. I tired texting her earlier. She ignored me.

cricri

meh, if she makes shit out of it, its not your fault

screw her

Eh, she'll get over it. Just need to remind her, apologize again, and grab both of her hands and force her to feel my hair.

I know. I saw. I didn't know what to say. Everything I could think of sounded hollow.

thats fine

just thought I'd tell you

Okay. You know where I'll be if you want an ear.

I know

I'm just gonna log off for the rest of the day

If that's what you really think you need, then you should do it.

is it bad I went and had a few drinks

Normally I'd say yes. In this case, I'm not sure. How much did you drink?

3 drinks

Of? How many ounces, pints, bottles, whatever units it was?

3 standard drinks

I don't want to tell you what to do, but I'll put it this way. It's not even noon yet. Please put your drinks away, out of site, out of mind. It's too early for drinking and right now I don't think it's the best decision you can make.

it's nearly noon, I'll stop now

Okay, thanks.

I just

don't know

I know you don't know. I don't know either.

Yeah, more than likely I'll end up getting a new laptop or Surface Pro.

Less than 10 it is. Probably 6.

It's not like it'll bug me during the day, it'll bug me when my mind wanders. And I'll probably avoid them for a while so I won't have to worry about saying something wrong. I shouldn't let it affect me, but when I decide a person is good enough for my attention, that's when things overlap for me.

Laptops are more useful IMO. What are you willing to spend?

I didn't count.

There people i genuinely care about on that level are very few in numbers. 2 or 3.

No more than a grand before tax. Probably will spen less considering what I'll use it for: a bit of gaming, anime, and a lot of files for uni and hockey related work.

Neither did I.

That's good. Better to not care about too many people like I do. Even worse when you care about some and others you can barely give a shit about.

I don't know where you're from. UK or US?

-

I used to be a "I care about everyone" person. That has changed over time. If one doesn't care for me, i can't give less of a shit about them.

I be from Canada.

Heh, I used to care about no one. Now I care about people if I like them enough and they like me as well. But yeah, if someone doesn't care for me, I have no intention of caring for them either.

Does Newegg ship there?

Caring for everyone just consumes you sooner or later.

Just searched them up. They have a Canada branch and everything.

Yeah, though maybe it's more frightening when caring about one person is what's consuming you.

So what kind of gaming we talking here?

That only consumes you when it's not mutual.

Light gaming. I don't know, I guess if I had a computer with enough power I'd run skyrim, g-mod, fallout, and others on it for some light gaming when I'm bored.

Very true.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834312438
Skyrim: 73.4 FPS @High
And just about everything else at at least 60 Frames per second at medium. Some things on high, some things on ultra.
Check it out yourself, just scroll down a bit. http://www.notebookcheck.net/NVIDIA-GeForce-GT-650M-SLI.84953.0.html
Honestly, that's a killer GPU for that price.

-

Ooooooooh, very impressive. Price isn't too bad, and I'd be able to take good care of it and get lots of use out of it for a few years. Will have to think about it a bit though, and definitely can't consider it until I get more work.

Funny thing is the Non-SLI version has the exact same price, and just had 2 gigs of Ram more, while 4 should already suffice. And it has significantly lower performance.

Look at it from the bright side. Prices may have dropped once you're getting one.

Maybe. Maybe. I'm in no rush as of yet, but I need to think about it. If my place gets more sales it'd help my cause a bit. Not a whole lot, but a fair bit. And maybe it will, that'd be a nice surprise.

How much do you make, dare i ask?

I get the sense you passed out.

$10.25 an hour plus 0.5% of all tips. This is what happens when you are a buss boy who may or may not become a waiter.

That's quite a lot an hour. Do you just not make a lot of hours?

And i didn't. Going off to bed now though. Night night.

This is where I am going to show my ignorance and unlikable side: that's considered a lot? In Ontario, that is adult minimum wage. And I don't particularly get a lot of hours. 10 or so a week. I only work Saturdays and Sundays because it's an all day breakfast place and I can't work during school hours.

Okay, G'night.

Maybe, but she's had more than enough people talking to her about this early in her day. When she is ready to talk, I'll be there to listen.

I am...okay I guess. How about you?

I recognize a lot of myself in him. I don't even know what happened but what just happened was a recognizable pattern to me.

Doing mighty fine.

I know what's triggered it, but I don't want to push her. She has to be the one who say she wants someone to listen to her, not wait for someone to bring it up. Also, if she can't talk to Vault or Neve about it, she may not be ready to explain everything that's going on up in her head to me.

Good to hear, been a while since we talked.

I only recognized the pattern of making something completely irrelevant relevant to said problem, basically forcing the topic to change to that, after which he cut it off again. It's like saying "There's something bothering me but i don't wanna talk about it" thing, which is perfectly fine but if he really didn't want to talk about it he wouldn't have switched the topic like that, or would have mentioned it at all. Just saying.

It has indeed. I tend to forget about conversations these days.

(Also the he/she thing is a personal thing. I don't even call myself a she yet and i'm way further into the process)

Yeah, I noticed. I avoid doing that to others. it's not fair to the other person, especially when they actually care. He needs to be the one to initiate it. I will not push him to a place he isn't yet comfortable about when thinking about it by himself.

It's fine, I understand. I myself have been busy, and been talking to a lot of characters. I try to keep talking to as many people I like as possible.

And yeah, I know. She wanted to recognized as a woman. I could have said no, but I didn't think it was wise. If she already considers herself as female and would appreciate that others do the same, then so be it, I'll recognize her as such.

I just discovered that i ruined more with it than i did good. Someone made me realize that although it came at the cost of said person not hating me.

I rarely talk on FJ these days.

It's where we conflict. But i just refused. Especially because it's a touchy subject for me.

Same with me, so I lock things up for a while until I'm ready to actually talk about it.

Mostly on Steam I guess? I mostly talk with people via text or skype.

I (think I) can understand why.

And that not in my previous comment was meant to say "now".
It's the best you can do. Otherwise you'll just worry others. Which makes them want to do things about it.

Steam.

You think?

I guessed as much.
Yep. I may be an ass, but I don't want to worry the people I care about.

Thought so, I'd go on my steam more and add people from here if that wasn't the only thing I'd be using steam for.

It's not fair of me to say, "I know" or "I understand". I don't know you perfectly. I am not you. I know things you've gone and are going through, but that doesn't mean I should make a permanent 100% statement saying I understand when maybe I don't really understand fully.

Exactly. Done that too much before.

Why not just use it for what it's intended for?

Understanding something =/= understanding someone. One is possible, the other isn't. Understanding someone is impossible, even by said person themselves.

Don't know if I've done it before. I don't want to see it happen either.

Because my laptop is shite and can barely handle tf2 and LoL.

No, but that something is a part of you. Considering I just got heat from someone because of a bold statement, I'm careful not to make the same mistake twice.

You don't, really.

Owee. You should step up.

I'm not easily heated. But then again, you don't know that yet really.

I know.

I should. A Surface Pro would be nice. And I finally have a job again so I'm not going to be a poorfag much longer.

That's right. Plus I always imagine you whispering. Plus, I generally just don't like upsetting people if I can help it. I'd rather make a person happier than less so.

-

If you're going tablet you might as well go Edge.

I don't take things as seriously.

I dunno my specs well. I need something that'll last long term and useful for my needs in a few years. Not that I'd just part with cash like an idiot without learning about what I'm buying.

Okay, that still isn't going to change hoe I act for a while.

So you're going for a laptop? (And the Edge is just a very powerful tablet PC. It only runs on the battery for like an hour though, and it's like 1500 dollars)

Not asking you to. Just telling ya that you don't upset me.

I need something portable so a laptop, tablet or tablet pc. (The battery life on that is extremely unattractive).

Okay, good to know.

As a sidenote, I can't help but feel you were right and I should have talked.


www.funnyjunk.com/random/1076633#1076633

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZw_QL52QpQ Look how powerful the thing is though (And the control sticks on the side are optional things)

Plus yeah... no offence but i barely know you really.

Can't change that, don't let it bug you.

Damn it's a beauty.

Why would I take offense to that? It's just a fact, and we've only really talked how many times? Less than a dozen?

Eh, I know, and though I'll try, it'll bug me because it bugs her.

Laptops are cheaper, stronger and have a longer battery life though.

I think i can still count them on my fingers.

I suppose you can't change that then. I try to not care about most people on a level of it affecting myself. I still care, just for the sake of preventing things from happening like they used to, i try to limit it.

thats the third person this morning who's tried to tell me they understand me

Then I'll stop right now.

good

I am confused.

Probably better than me, orange makes me look bloated and considering my shoulders are twice as big as my waste, that's a problem.

I feel very weak when I put on that shirt because it covers my biceps and my chest is profound so it makes me look 40lbs heavier than I really am. From experience and asking shoe salesmen, things like insoles do not work so if your feet hurt too much after a 7 or 8 hour shift you should either invest in new shoes or deal with it until you get used to it. Also bend your knees slightly because it relieves pressure on the knees and transfers your weight to your hamstrings so the pain is less severe

I know that feel. It didn't really hurt to walk around for 7 hours straight, it hurt more to look at the food that was being wasted.

I'm not gonna lie but sometimes when there is a complete plate of food on the plate and it looks untouched I eat a sausage link or strawberry because god DAMN does it look tasty and tempting, but also dont get caught because technically you can eat it but it is also gross to do so. What kind of food do they server at your restaurant.

I know, but I don't get hungry when I work.
We serve, crepes, pancakes, waffles, fruit, milkshakes some chicken, sandwhiches and the like. Lots and lots of homemade pancakes.

What kind of discount do you get at work because usually the discounts are shit tier like 20% off. At Ihop I get a $8 off any meal and since everything there is made out of concentrated animal lard so for for the past 9 months I've had nothing but a chicken sandwich with jalapenos on it. Also I was SO bored at work one day that I did an average on the calories of all the food and it came out as 1,259 calories with about 2 trans fat and 32 saturated fat.

Free food on the job. Es nice. Also food is fresh. Going to stick to chicken though.

I'll probably do that at some point, near the end of a shift.

How did you find out about that? And no, I have the blood pressure of a SPARTAN II.

you told me a few weeks ago about the blood thingy

Oh, yeah. Sorry, forget about certain things in excess of a week when I'm trying to not tel others about it. But yeah, it's still there, though mitigated.

man I lost track of time months ago, every day goes by so damn fast a week feels like a single day

Pretty accurate. You know it's bad when you work for 7 hours and think only half an hour has passed. Or that things that happened a month ago happened yesterday.

lets say that my time is mutliplied by 2 because If I think only a week has gone by it's really like 2 weeks or more. Also work is the only thing that seems to go by slowly because all I do is stare off and day dream until some fat mexican lady hands me a $100 bill to pay for her $9 ticket

Wait, what? I though you worked at IHOP.

I do and most of my job is waiting and standing

For a ticket? I am confused, I've never been to an IHOP before so I don't know how it works.

it's a receipt that the waiter gives you

And that's your entire job. Receiving a ticket?

more like 100 of them but I do other things like get yelled at for something that aint my fault and clean 4000 tiny fragments of hash browns that some genius gave their kid who proceeded to feed the ground

Brilliant. Sounds about as fun as my new job as a bussboy. Fukken kids tear up all the sugar and spread it over the table.

a host is basically a bussboy as well and after a few weeks of working I found that the most terrifying thing ever is when you're holding 3 glasses with your hand and one beings to slip.
Also fuck those kids who do that shit, it's not as bad as the ass hats who smear syrup on 99% of the table and we have to quarantine that shit

Yeah, I've only worked yesterday, and the hostess looked a little on edge.
ohgodwhy I wouldn't wish that on another person.

where you work? Also right now I'm imagining that hostess as a shivering puppy in the rain for some reason

Ben & Florentine's. It's an all-day breakfast. She actually kinda looked like that.

From what I've noticed as a host for about 11 months now is that male hosts are WAY better at their job than female hosts but guys are less pretty to look at and are less friendly so they hire women more for obvious reasons but the main problem is all the women want to do is push the work on the other and when you're near then they will 90% of the time make you do the job. Also every single bussboy/girl at IHOP is mexican and speak little to no english but otherwise they are cool

That was the most run on and hilarious thing I've read all day. Also dem stereotypes, also, I'm the only dude outside of the kitchen and dishpit. I look hideous in orange.

I dont know the meaning of comma or period also we have to wear period blood red shirts so how do you think I feel

Eh, I've lost interest in competitive battling for a while now, hasn't been very fun.

Wai.

cuz

chem pls
go on skype
es better

Can't.

WHY

Cuz skype is being ghey 4 my cumpooter

So first mion and now you. Great.

Sorry ;(

Ah well, it'll probably sort itself out soon enough. Anyways, wassup?

Hope so.

Bored out of my mind.

Same.

Well shit. Anything to do besides schlick?

I'm gonna actually do the league.
Gimme one more pokemon

www.funnyjunk.com/pokemon/374988#374988

I've been thinking about using Milotic for a while. Blissey is good, and Starmie is good. There is always dugtrio, and Cofagrgus is pretty good to. Use Mienshao.

Saw Milotic first.

Es fun to use.

I'm so ded.

Why?

>Shedinja
>Medicham
>Lucario
>Gardevoir
>Gengar

I have no idea how to use these.

Shedinja is just a shadow sneak abuser with some useful switch in ability.
Just slap a Choice Scarf on Medicham and go full physical and hope for the best.
Lucario is best with a Swords Dance set with Extremespeed, Close Combat and Earthquake.
Gardevoir is useful as a support with one direct attack (Psychic).
Gengar is useful with a Choice Specs set with Trick, or a Sub-Disable set and many others.

Mmk.
>tfw haven't played competitively except for random battles and a few NU battles for about 2 months

Okay.

You need to check that out. srsly
I'm sure your sister appreciates others knowing.

She was the first one to know.

Well, she was the one who initiated this set of events.

I know..
Never thought it'd happen though..

Because normally it doesn't.

Thats true.
I wonder what the pros and cons would be if I gave in to her?

Well, if you're a siscon and a lolicon, the good news is you get to live your dream. Also, free sex.
Bad news is, it's taboo, everyone will figure it out pretty quickly, and I'm not sure about the laws in South Korea, but it could be considered illegal to have incest as well as fuck a 10 year old in the first place.

Fair enough.
Looks like i'm gonna have to wait this out.