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Date Signed Up:12/28/2011
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    fkn seriously?? fkn seriously??
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#148 - thank mr skeltal 12/18/2014 on its a sword, its not meant... +2
#148 - Has this actually happened? If so, is there a page on it?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on It needs to happen +1
#177 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
I had consensual sex with this girl who I really liked and then the next day she decided she made a mistake or whatever and made up some story about how she felt dirty and I put her in a position that she couldnt say no. The fucked up part about it was, I was completely cool about not having sex. She had set boundaries because of her religion (Mormon), her shitty ex boyfriend who basically raped her with a chode, and I was alright with it because I genuinely liked her. I made the first move to kiss her, but she grabbed my crotch, told me I needed to stop grabbing her ass and just finger her, and then told me that not having a condom wasnt a problem. Just pull out. We had sex, she orgasmed three times, then she promptly told me she needed to go to sleep and I took the hint and left her apartment. Texted her the next day and said she stayed up all night scrubbing herself in the tub crying because I raped her.

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Don't have sex with crazy, damaged, and/or ├╝ber religious girls
#153 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
there's a story about a guy who promised to marry a girl if they had sex

girl agreed, everything went fine. guy found out a few days later that girl was cheating on him and broke up. girl then said she was raped by guy

s4d
#156 - No one can save you. 12/15/2014 on Masturbation fail 0
#152 - I hate it when people go "wow" when people make hone… 12/15/2014 on Sex +1
#50 - Here you go man. 12/15/2014 on Teen Titans +3
#56 - Picture 11/26/2014 on 300 +2
#95 - I have to know what they're looking at.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Pope +3
User avatar #116 - rapsuskiller (11/21/2014) [-]
They are looking at you
#82 - Hmm. Now that you mention it he does hold a deeper resemblance… 11/20/2014 on Fuck the police +5
#77 - Kinda looks like ben stiller. At least in my opinion.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Fuck the police +7
#89 - tarabostes (11/20/2014) [-]
Kinda?
User avatar #81 - ImFrumAija (11/20/2014) [-]
Naw, it looks more like zoolander
User avatar #82 - afjhahsdsl (11/20/2014) [-]
Hmm. Now that you mention it he does hold a deeper resemblance to zoolander
#50 - That's one of my greatest fears as a kid. getting firmly stuck… 11/18/2014 on Cats 0

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#118 - xenxio (09/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #119 to #118 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Ahh.. I didn't think so anyways. I tried.
#120 to #119 - xenxio (09/21/2014) [-]
**xenxio nods**
#121 to #120 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Can I safely assume that you don't speak(chat)?
Can I safely assume that you don't speak(chat)?
#117 - hentaiacc (06/26/2014) [-]
*Tips conical hat* M'lord.
#115 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
Bread is love. Bread is life.
User avatar #116 to #115 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Thank you for your outstanding customer support.
User avatar #114 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
asda
User avatar #109 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Next post on front page is about more shinbus.

Funny, I don't see your name their.
#108 - zionsype (08/21/2013) [-]
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#110 to #108 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Lol, just made my day. Thanks a lot man. No need to google these for my folder.
Lol, just made my day. Thanks a lot man. No need to google these for my folder.
#111 to #110 - zionsype (08/21/2013) [-]
Don't thank me, thank Shibe
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