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afireinsidebrad

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Date Signed Up:4/15/2011
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#419 - well for me, its the show itself, not that its girly, or any o… 01/12/2015 on Cringe Comp 3 : Bronys 0
#418 - and this is why everyone hates bronies....jesus christ its so … 01/12/2015 on Cringe Comp 3 : Bronys 0
#88 - Karma is a serious bitch 12/31/2014 on Damn.. 0
#87 - life is like a bitch with a 14" strap on my friend, but y… 12/31/2014 on Damn.. 0
#84 - its been nearly 6 months now, we were together for about 2.5 y…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Damn.. 0
#86 - bwiedieter (12/31/2014) [-]
Well, karma is a bitch.
Be good, man.
#88 - afireinsidebrad (12/31/2014) [-]
Karma is a serious bitch
#80 - i wonder that myself, this girl had been there for me through …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Damn.. +1
#83 - bwiedieter (12/31/2014) [-]
I´m seeing parallels to what happened to me. Girl was there for me and supported me, id a goddamn intervention when I was hospitalized due to opiate abuse.
Two years after those incidents, after I have finally coped with what I have done to her and my family, just after I´ve found an awesome place to work...
The very moment I thought "my life has become perfect, I wouldn´t have it any other way!", she fucks my Ex- best friend.
In one day (my birthday, even), i find out she was fucking my best friend for the last two weeks. In one night, I lost every major friend I ever had (she was my best friend before we were together), and BAM, just like that, I´m suddenly alone in a world of shit.

Just after everything had worked out good for once...
#87 - afireinsidebrad (12/31/2014) [-]
life is like a bitch with a 14" strap on my friend, but you lay back and take it at first, then you fuck life back and make her YOUR bitch

im so sorry that its happened to you as well, people need to realize what a relationship really means these days
#77 - nah, when we lost the apartment, my "friend" was the… 12/31/2014 on Damn.. 0
#16 - it destroyed me because i was going to marry this girl, i had …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Damn.. +6
User avatar #49 - imofcnotharveydent (12/30/2014) [-]
I've hurt someone that badly once to an degree , any way to make it up?
#21 - anonexplains (12/30/2014) [-]
As someone with both depression and an ex-wife, I can confirm you are a crybaby and need to grow the fuck up.
#51 - anonexplains (12/30/2014) [-]
you don't seem very understanding of depression, nor a loving relationship.
#14 - trust me, i know more creative ways to **** with …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Damn.. 0
User avatar #34 - thatguyontheright (12/30/2014) [-]
a windshield is easily replaced, a blown engine is much more expensive.
#20 - swagmonstah (12/30/2014) [-]
LOL what kind of hoe ass dude fucks w/ someone's car?
You lettin this bitch turn you into one.
#77 - afireinsidebrad (12/31/2014) [-]
nah, when we lost the apartment, my "friend" was the one with the bills in his name, i agreed to take them after he left but my info wasnt ever switched, so now his credit is getting so low it'll ruin him for the rest of his life, hit em where it truely hurts
#12 - Picture 12/30/2014 on Damn.. +6
#10 - Picture 12/30/2014 on Damn.. +1
#8 - been trying, ended up losing my best friend cuz she was …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Damn.. +1
User avatar #9 - travishein (12/30/2014) [-]
You didn't lose your best friend. You gained the knowledge that the motherfucker wasn't your friend. And you lost a shitty significant other in the process. Now you have the chance to go out and find a real best friend, and an amazing new girlfriend...or maybe if you are really selective about who you date, you'll find someone who is BOTH...get back out there you magnificent bastard and find it.
#10 - afireinsidebrad (12/30/2014) [-]
#6 - to me, cheaters deserve the worst that can come to them, i …  [+] (63 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Damn.. +179
User avatar #128 - penileburglar (12/31/2014) [-]
I agree that cheating (especially long-term) is really fucking scummy.

However, it's been my experience that while revenge may feel good at the time, it does nothing to help you move on (if anything, it prolongs the conflict and makes it even harder to do so.)

The best revenge you can get is to live a good, happy, successful life. Because then it becomes their loss rather than yours.
User avatar #102 - fuckingtrolls (12/31/2014) [-]
lol
#82 - bwiedieter (12/31/2014) [-]
I bet it sounds tiring to you by now, but it actually does get better. They say it takes about two months per ongoing year of age of the relationship to cope and "be OK".
I can attest to that being a realistic target, maybe a bit longer.
It´s going to suck, you´re going to dream about it, think about your loss etc.

The thing that helped me the most was work. During these 8-9 hours a day, I was completely free of any other thought than work, it was like taking a holiday from feeling like shit. When you´re home, get a friend over. Talk about what happened if you feel like it, but you´ll at some point realize that you´ve said everything there is to be said about the matter - that is the point where your healing starts.

You´ll be OK.
#84 - afireinsidebrad (12/31/2014) [-]
its been nearly 6 months now, we were together for about 2.5 years, coping has been tough but it has gotten easier, sadly most of my friends live 40+ minutes from me, and i work nights at UPS, so even talking to them is rather difficult

games have helped altho at first they just made it worse since all i did in my free time was wait to hear from her or see her, she was my entire world, looking back at it, i wasted to much time on her its not even funny, the pain she put me through...

karma got her good tho, sadly her grandmother passed away on the day that would've been our 3 year anniversary (was gonna propose that day too) and that in turn caused her grandfather to have to sell everything, including the 79 Corvette he was fixing for her

my "friend" on the other hand is slowly having his credit destroyed by me because he left a few bills in my name but not with my information, guess what hasnt been paid in over year and will never be paid now? that'll fuck up his life forever and he deserves so much more than that

dont let anger control you is what ive learned from this, evil is tempting but never act upon it, let life fuck them over as yours gets better
#86 - bwiedieter (12/31/2014) [-]
Well, karma is a bitch.
Be good, man.
#88 - afireinsidebrad (12/31/2014) [-]
Karma is a serious bitch
User avatar #69 - sphincterface (12/30/2014) [-]
I know that feel....it tore me apart and I felt like I could ever make anybody happy. But it gets better.
#57 - repostforlife (12/30/2014) [-]
cheaters do suck. but don't let them get to you okay? be the better person, and be happy. you WILL find someone FAR better than the cunt who hurt you bro.
User avatar #56 - Sperit (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey man it is ok
The worst thing is when she does not cheat on you with another human
#55 - kaylisays (12/30/2014) [-]
My husband cheated on me with our babysitter....which is also my mom.
#95 - fukkentyranitar (12/31/2014) [-]
Bruh.
User avatar #68 - asexybuffalo (12/30/2014) [-]
That sounds like an awesome plot for porn
User avatar #117 - yunnie (12/31/2014) [-]
you deserve many thumbs
#58 - samalicious (12/30/2014) [-]
That was a mystery ride from start to finish.

Why do people think relationships are toys to be played with?
#80 - afireinsidebrad (12/31/2014) [-]
i wonder that myself, this girl had been there for me through the absolute worst times of my ilfe: gf before her died when she was visiting family, i lost my home 3 times, and also went through the beginnings of becoming an adult, this girl was (and sadly still is) VERY important in my life because of what she was there for

how someone can just drop you because youre not being yourself when youre depressed and even being manipulative because of it, is beyond me, abandoning those who need help the most is one of the worst things you can, and toying with that person's heart is a sure fire way to end up in an early grave, cuz when youre one step from suicide, nothing is out of the question because you dont care anymore

tl;dr people are like chatroulette, gotta wade through the dicks to find the nice people
#83 - bwiedieter (12/31/2014) [-]
I´m seeing parallels to what happened to me. Girl was there for me and supported me, id a goddamn intervention when I was hospitalized due to opiate abuse.
Two years after those incidents, after I have finally coped with what I have done to her and my family, just after I´ve found an awesome place to work...
The very moment I thought "my life has become perfect, I wouldn´t have it any other way!", she fucks my Ex- best friend.
In one day (my birthday, even), i find out she was fucking my best friend for the last two weeks. In one night, I lost every major friend I ever had (she was my best friend before we were together), and BAM, just like that, I´m suddenly alone in a world of shit.

Just after everything had worked out good for once...
#87 - afireinsidebrad (12/31/2014) [-]
life is like a bitch with a 14" strap on my friend, but you lay back and take it at first, then you fuck life back and make her YOUR bitch

im so sorry that its happened to you as well, people need to realize what a relationship really means these days
User avatar #45 - vikingesnumerouno (12/30/2014) [-]
It pains me to hear this and I completely agree with you.
Stay strong dude.
User avatar #42 - psyachu (12/30/2014) [-]
I wouldn't cheat on my girlfriend... IF I HAD ONE!
#47 - anonexplains (12/30/2014) [-]
Don't we all tell us that, don't we all tell us that.
User avatar #39 - srhkid (12/30/2014) [-]
my girlfriend at the time was cheating on me with the guy that abused her so I feel a lot better about the situation. we were dating for 2 years and she was cheating on me the whole time
#32 - micekill (12/30/2014) [-]
i simply don't understand tho, why don't they just break up before doing other shit, they don't like the person enough to be trustworthy, so why stay with them
User avatar #40 - onceman (12/30/2014) [-]
56% of men who cheat are in happy relationships, it's an instinctual thing, men love variety.
#62 - anonexplains (12/30/2014) [-]
And apparently girls cheat just as much.
I wouldn't rely on statistics for this. Like at all. The dark figures are bound to be immmmeeeeeenseeee
#48 - micekill (12/30/2014) [-]
i can still fap to other stuff, but i would never cheat on mah grill, she the best, makes the best steaks, it is not in my nature to do this, i have never wanted more than one person in my relationships.
also "citation needed"
User avatar #24 - silvanyis (12/30/2014) [-]
I was engaged. I came home early from work to surprise him.

There's nothing more hollywood cliche than walking in on your fiance fucking someone else in your bed. Like for real. How does that even happen in real life?

Anyway. I thought my life was completely wrecked. I had to grow up and deal with my own shit. Seven years later, my best (male) friend told me he liked me and wanted to be with me.

5 years of being with him has been easier than the constant fight of my previous relationship. My husband is my best friend and I'm at ease in life.

tl;dr: fucking cheating asshole did me a glorious favor.
User avatar #114 - kazene (12/31/2014) [-]
Goddamn, that sounds like the makings of a romantic comedy or chick flick. Congrats to you and your great fortune.
#79 - burdenedsoul (12/31/2014) [-]
gratz gurl

it sucks you had to deal with him cheating on you, but i'm happy that you found someone to care for you

you have won the day, in my book
#91 - anonexplains (12/31/2014) [-]
How do you know it's a girl?
#111 - anonexplains (12/31/2014) [-]
because he is an internet wizard
User avatar #93 - burdenedsoul (12/31/2014) [-]
does it matter?

girl, guy, tri-gender pyrofox

who cares? all that matters is that we find someone to care for us, someone to love, cry and die for.
User avatar #64 - niimajneb (12/30/2014) [-]
I told my best female friend that I wanted to be with her and she said "oh..."
User avatar #66 - silvanyis (12/30/2014) [-]
Sorry m8. All to do with timing and the chica. Better luck in the future.
User avatar #67 - niimajneb (12/30/2014) [-]
Nah it's cool we're still great friends.
#43 - noahlikespie (12/30/2014) [-]
Good for you
User avatar #18 - andimac (12/30/2014) [-]
Preaching to the choir. My ex cheated on me for a month with my best friend. Left me, tagged me in a facebook photo of the pair of them kissing 2 weeks later and turned all my friends against me. This was 5 years ago. Still single, unable to trust anyone, massive issues with social anxiety. Bitch ruined me
User avatar #116 - errdayimfjing (12/31/2014) [-]
Damn man that sucks, and if after 5 years, you still can't get over it , it must really suck. But it also sucks to face the truth, and just realize that she did what she did to you. There's no reasoning behind it. It happened. It's up to you now to decide whether you want that one moment to define the rest of your life. Because if you do, it means she still has a control on you and is still playing you. But I believe that you can pick yourself up and do something with your life man. Don't let her have any more joy from your misery. Go and live your own life and do whatever the fuck you want. Get a better girlfriend. Or go fuck her up in some way and ruin her life.
User avatar #22 - rossodonavanv (12/30/2014) [-]
no you ruined yourself, man up and get a life, dont let some stupid hoe ruin your life, she didnt turn your friends against you, if they were your friends they would have stuck with you, learn to treat yourself better and find some friends
User avatar #23 - azumeow (12/30/2014) [-]
Normally, I would call you a cunt. But then, I was this nugget:

"This was five years ago."

Nigga, come on. COME ON.
User avatar #17 - instalation (12/30/2014) [-]
I agree. And it sucks.
#15 - swagmonstah (12/30/2014) [-]
How the fuck does it destroy you?
It's a fucking relationship, humans were never meant to be monogamous. If you find someone who is, and you wanna put your faith in that cool.. but fuck that. There isn't shit better than new pussy.
#115 - splitalterego (12/31/2014) [-]
It annoys me whenever people use that excuse. If you want a non-monogamous relationship fine just make sure the person you're with knows it otherwise you're lying cheating asshole.
User avatar #35 - tomowrath (12/30/2014) [-]
You wont understand till u fall in love.
#26 - heervaaghaar (12/30/2014) [-]
Though I agree with your general oppinion, I strongly disagree with your wording, and thus maybe on some specifics.

I agree that humans were never meant to monogamous. I also agree that people who want to be should be allowed to. However the main point of the cheating part is the betrayal of trust, which is a no go.
Talk to your partner, tell them you want a more open relationship, that you want to try new things... Sure you'll get into fights about it, she might even leave you. But that's not the issue here. The more people are open about those kinds of relationships, the less people will be strictly against it. If you're a guy with two girls, good for you. If they are both 'yours only' lucky you. The reverse is also true of course. But if they tell you they want something more, you better damn accept it.

I'm most definitely not telling anyone to cheat, the opposite even. But talking about what your partner wants is an essential part of a relationship, and being closed minded or hypocritical may happen, try to at least be the better person and be honest, open minded and straightforward.
#27 - swagmonstah (12/30/2014) [-]
fuck that.
i let every girl think they're my only chick.
User avatar #31 - aldothenazi (12/30/2014) [-]
I love ya. No homo tho.
#28 - heervaaghaar (12/30/2014) [-]
Then I must disagree with you, though my reason is mainly that I loathe being lied to, and thus expect the same from others.
#16 - afireinsidebrad (12/30/2014) [-]
it destroyed me because i was going to marry this girl, i had decided i wanted to spend my life with her and when i had finally gotten my life back to the way it was after a fucked up series of events that lead to us losing out apartment etc., she leaves me just as i start a new job (which was also 4 days before my birthday) and less than month later shes seen at the mall making out with the bastard whos supposed to be my best friend, recently found out from her that she had been sleeping with him while we were still together because i was being an asshole and manipulative, this is the same person who thinks depression is about having a thick skin too, leaving wouldve been the better alternative

it has destoryed me (temporarily) because i now question everyone i know, who i can and cant trust, im still haunted by fucking dreams about her, this was maybe 5 months ago

clearly you've never been in love, its much different than people think, and when you are hurt so badly by the one you care about most, it will destroy you too
User avatar #49 - imofcnotharveydent (12/30/2014) [-]
I've hurt someone that badly once to an degree , any way to make it up?
#21 - anonexplains (12/30/2014) [-]
As someone with both depression and an ex-wife, I can confirm you are a crybaby and need to grow the fuck up.
#51 - anonexplains (12/30/2014) [-]
you don't seem very understanding of depression, nor a loving relationship.
User avatar #13 - thatguyontheright (12/30/2014) [-]
Find her car, and loosen the oil drain plug to drip oil out.
#14 - afireinsidebrad (12/30/2014) [-]
trust me, i know more creative ways to fuck with a car

tiny piece of ceramic can shatter an entire windshield with ease (strongly considered doing that) among other things
User avatar #34 - thatguyontheright (12/30/2014) [-]
a windshield is easily replaced, a blown engine is much more expensive.
#20 - swagmonstah (12/30/2014) [-]
LOL what kind of hoe ass dude fucks w/ someone's car?
You lettin this bitch turn you into one.
#77 - afireinsidebrad (12/31/2014) [-]
nah, when we lost the apartment, my "friend" was the one with the bills in his name, i agreed to take them after he left but my info wasnt ever switched, so now his credit is getting so low it'll ruin him for the rest of his life, hit em where it truely hurts
#11 - whiterabit (12/30/2014) [-]
<<Look at this. Look right at this adorable fucker and be happy.
Also, don't apologize. Everyone with an amount of decency knows cheating is horrible, and most us, myself included, know that feel
#12 - afireinsidebrad (12/30/2014) [-]
#7 - anonexplains (12/30/2014) [-]
reality is coldhearted, make the most out of it
#8 - afireinsidebrad (12/30/2014) [-]
been trying, ended up losing my best friend cuz she was fucking him, un-fucking-forgivable
User avatar #9 - travishein (12/30/2014) [-]
You didn't lose your best friend. You gained the knowledge that the motherfucker wasn't your friend. And you lost a shitty significant other in the process. Now you have the chance to go out and find a real best friend, and an amazing new girlfriend...or maybe if you are really selective about who you date, you'll find someone who is BOTH...get back out there you magnificent bastard and find it.
#10 - afireinsidebrad (12/30/2014) [-]
#40 - i got the XBone bundle a few weeks back, played thru unity, th… 12/30/2014 on Exclusivity -1
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User avatar #98 - FightClub (12/09/2014) [-]
bruce? sane? i believe not
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#58 - **** ive only had my first car for a few months, …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Welcome to England,... 0
#62 - afireinsidebrad (11/16/2014) [-]
well shit, apparently for the most part in its current condition its worth $5000+

that dont sit right with me though
#6 - anyone got links to a decent monitor? nothing too expensive si…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Holiday Buyer's PC Build Guide 0
User avatar #8 - elenalkarnur (11/16/2014) [-]
BTW, if you can save up some more and get the $500 or the ~$530 one, those are a LOT better.
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User avatar #1 - ronkfjoll (12/31/2014) [-]
i feel bad for you.
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