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#44 - Comment deleted	12/28/2015 on Communism	0
#25 - Most episodes are good. [+] (4 new replies)	12/27/2015 on Communism	-7
#27 - anon (12/27/2015) [-] As Somebody who regrets watching MLP, as it was a fad. Yeah, at the time they were great. I fuckin loved 'em. But remember there is REALLY broad line between not liking it and ignoring it. Then there is that faggot on FJ thats like "LOOL FUCK MLP XDD". Then you take it too far, like thoose 10-12 year olds who hate JB, They don't hate JB because who he is Even though it would be reasonable to. They hate him because everyone else does, or only girls like him. #44 - affix has deleted their comment. #34 - rayeightk (12/27/2015) [-] #41 - misternobodie (12/27/2015) [-] Can I make love to that .gif ?
#22 - When in reality. [+] (6 new replies)	12/27/2015 on Communism	+11
#24 - eatcawk (12/27/2015) [-] i think it applies to the entirety of mlp... #25 - affix (12/27/2015) [-] Most episodes are good. #27 - anon (12/27/2015) [-] As Somebody who regrets watching MLP, as it was a fad. Yeah, at the time they were great. I fuckin loved 'em. But remember there is REALLY broad line between not liking it and ignoring it. Then there is that faggot on FJ thats like "LOOL FUCK MLP XDD". Then you take it too far, like thoose 10-12 year olds who hate JB, They don't hate JB because who he is Even though it would be reasonable to. They hate him because everyone else does, or only girls like him. #44 - affix has deleted their comment. #34 - rayeightk (12/27/2015) [-] #41 - misternobodie (12/27/2015) [-] Can I make love to that .gif ?
#50 - Bad google translate to english. Imagine, how is touching the sky? [+] (1 new reply)	12/27/2015 on Win	+3
#64 - thrifty (12/27/2015) [-] "Imagine how it is to touch the sky?" That's probably the translation they were after. It's not far off; I doubt I could translate anything from English to another language and get it that close.
#150 - It's okay mane. [+] (4 new replies)	12/27/2015 on Comp	+1
#154 - onefuckingskurut (12/27/2015) [-] Nice, seems like you improved : ) #175 - affix (12/28/2015) [-] Thanks bruh. Here is your icon with the correct eye color. #176 - onefuckingskurut (12/28/2015) [-] It seems same to me but I switched it anyway : ) #177 - affix (12/28/2015) [-] It used to have the bright yellow from her mane in the eye color, yus looks better.
#1 - Don't apologize at the end of the description. This is my…	12/27/2015 on Pony Weapons!	+4
#21 - What the **** is happening. I just wanted to accentuate…	12/27/2015 on Green Thumb	0
#15 - Why the **** are some people attracted to living GAK? [+] (2 new replies)	12/27/2015 on Star wars: The Slime awakens	0
#22 - ironstorm (12/28/2015) [-] How can one NOT appreciate her at least a little? #16 - spartantoaster (12/27/2015) [-] you ever put your dick in warm GAK!?
#19 - He's using big words, i'll call him annoying. -You.	12/27/2015 on Summoners Code Comp 3	+8
#7 - WHARBLGARBL [+] (1 new reply)	12/27/2015 on Fire Stone	+6
#17 - shadowdmoon (12/27/2015) [-]
#60 - Not everyone are call of duty heroes. Medals are given because…	12/27/2015 on Kickass Facts Part 22	0
#57 - Why? Are you just tired of war stories or what? [+] (5 new replies)	12/27/2015 on Kickass Facts Part 22	0
#58 - ledneustadt (12/27/2015) [-] I've never considered the accomplishments of this nature to be "kickass facts." Give me something interesting that I was previously unaware of, not an explanation of what soldiers do throughout their career, of which I am already aware. #101 - oinos (12/27/2015) [-] You were previously aware of this guy? What else are you omniscient about? You understand that knowingly he was going into a suicide job and came out alive? That's not every soldier ever. Nor is the medals part. That thing hanging on his neck is for valor. It's extremely rare. Given that he almost kicked the bucket he probably also has a purple heart for being wounded. As for sniping the whole enemy force with one bullet? Yeah. If he had a fucking gun. He had a knife. He set the precedent for the vidya game badasses before vidya games even came about. Give him at least some respect. #106 - anon (12/27/2015) [-] No respect given whatsoever #75 - anotherponyaccount (12/27/2015) [-] Look up Simo Hayha - he was the most methodical sniper I know of #60 - affix (12/27/2015) [-] Not everyone are call of duty heroes. Medals are given because you did something above and beyond what everyone else does. It's almost like winning awards or trophies. How many trophies do you have? Not very commonplace now is it? Those stories deserve to be there as much as any other thing. For some reason FJ hates seeing the same things from the same category a few times.
#99 - Sup m8. I arted your avatar. [+] (6 new replies)	12/27/2015 on Comp	+1
#148 - onefuckingskurut (12/27/2015) [-] H8 m8. Wassup? How's art going? #150 - affix (12/27/2015) [-] 00sledge.deviantart.com/gallery/ It's okay mane. #154 - onefuckingskurut (12/27/2015) [-] Nice, seems like you improved : ) #175 - affix (12/28/2015) [-] Thanks bruh. Here is your icon with the correct eye color. #176 - onefuckingskurut (12/28/2015) [-] It seems same to me but I switched it anyway : ) #177 - affix (12/28/2015) [-] It used to have the bright yellow from her mane in the eye color, yus looks better.
#1137241 - What is love? bby don hurt me	12/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15	+1
#1137239 - dat mane.	12/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15	+1
#5 - Picture	12/25/2015 on cunt	+4
#1 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)	12/25/2015 on Green Thumb	-4
#21 - affix (12/27/2015) [-] What the fuck is happening. I just wanted to accentuate the fact there were no comments and 300 thumbs by posting a confused travolta.
#5 - Don't you lie to me, you liked it.	12/25/2015 on Evolotion	+9
#10 - I have sensitive feelings, please remove things i don't like b…	12/25/2015 on Sauce?	+9
#4 - please be me.	12/25/2015 on Admin's XMAS GIVEAWAY	0
#44 - What the **** is wrong with you. Man up. Forget wh…	12/25/2015 on Psychic Loli Lass	+9
#92 - The best thing you've made are cumstains and you're jealous of…	12/24/2015 on Bomango - 15	+2
#17 - Probably because /v always thinks they're right, and seeing so…	12/24/2015 on Vsauce Edits	+4
#18 - Guy on the right looks like andrew lincoln.	12/24/2015 on Gay People	+1
#16 - Girls be saying the same thing about you, you could gain some …	12/23/2015 on Majestic..	+2

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#56 - brcstar (10/25/2015) [-]

The red baron is right, that is a nice cover.

#54 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

also nice cover

#53 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.

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#50 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

Happy birthday to your account

#51 to #50 - affix (09/04/2015) [-]

Wao look at that. Thanks pal.

#48 - parishailsatan (08/24/2015) [-]

Thank you for serving our country.

#49 to #48 - affix (08/24/2015) [-]

Thank you for the support.

#45 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]

dashgamer blocked me.

#46 to #45 - affix (08/18/2015) [-]

What did you say to him?

#47 to #46 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]

I dun know

#33 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ATTEND FJ PARTIES RATHER THAN WORK FOR 18 HOURS ON ******* INDEPENDENCE DAY THANKS TO INCOMPETENT HIGHER UPS SCHEDULING THREE PEOPLE FOR FIVE SHIFTS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

#34 to #33 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

okay

#35 to #34 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I'm supposed to go to the range today and here I am at six in the goddamn morning when I should have been off at midnight.

#36 to #35 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Did you just get off work at 6am? And have the range today?
Damn son. If we don't get 7 hours, our co breaks the 80T.
The 7 hour sleep rule is in effect because we can crash into aircraft driving around sleep deprived.

#37 to #36 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I'm a vet, you dolt. I'm paying fifteen bucks to shoot my privately owned rifles, this isn't ******* rifle qual.
I just worked 18 hours straight when I was supposed to only work 8.

#38 to #37 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Im a retarded.
Have fun burning gunpowder and slinging metal slugs at a high velocity and rapid rate.

#39 to #38 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I got 500 rounds of 7.62x54R on Friday. My Mosin's headspacing is well past the no-go. One of them will eventually explode in my face, but it will be worth it. MFW.

#40 to #39 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Did you replace that metal buttplate? Or do you like the pain?

Would you rather feel pain than nothing at all-ehallll?

#41 to #40 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Psssh, I'm still a young buck, I can handle some bruising. Back in my ******* day we called in Body Hardening. Don't know if they still serve that for breakfast in your Corpseos.

#42 to #41 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

My corpseos are sweet and sour man.
Since getting to this station, i advanced mcmap to green, to brown, and won 2 traumatic brain injuries as an additional prize. The corpsman said stop doing that.

#44 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Well, Mr. Brownbelt brokedick, I'm heading to bed. Later, dude.

#43 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Traumatic brain injuries? How in the hell did you get concussions from green and brown belt courses?
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.

#57 to #43 - affix (11/01/2015) [-]

I bought a .357 snub. Ill post pics on tuesday.

#58 to #57 - dashgamer (11/01/2015) [-]

I bought an SKS.

#32 - affix (06/27/2015) [-]

#24 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]

>Liking short haired women.

#25 to #24 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

Who could possibly be important or powerful enough to judge what other's personally enjoy? Nobody.
Who cares?

#26 to #25 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]

Why short hair women?

#27 to #26 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

Because i think its cute. You act like its the only thing i like in women.

#28 to #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]

Explain more.

#29 to #28 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

I think shoulder length hair on a girl is short, since girls hair is typically longer.
I find it cute. And i love playing with girls hair.
Its a little more practical. Im all about practical.

Thats all i got.