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#70 - Because stupid is not a warrant for the death penalty. … [+] (10 new replies)	07/16/2015 on Just a few lifehacks	+59
#96 - mookiea (07/16/2015) [-] Also, there is a profound difference between stupidity and ignorance. Stupidity is needing caution it's hot, ignorance is not knowing about bleach and ammonia. I think all stupid people need to be purged. But ignorance can be fixed if the person is willing. #84 - sseevvee (07/16/2015) [-] *sseevvee used "roll picture"* sseevvee rolled image i read that in in filthyfranks voice pic probably unrelated #101 - affix (07/16/2015) [-] Gentlemen of FJ, i give you. Edgelords #75 - Zyklone (07/16/2015) [-] >See a post on FJ, or FB, or what the fuck ever >"wow that must be true" >>>Do 0% research >do what /b/ says >An hero. There is a reason that term was coined. People that fail that hard deserve to die. Because if they are willing to make this slight mistake and kill themselves, they will make a large mistake that could kill other people. Other, less stupid people. (drunk driving for one) #79 - rainwaterenema (07/16/2015) [-] "What an idiot, doesn't understand how tear gas is made". Forgive me but I doubt it is common knowledge that mixing ammonia and bleach would kill you, especially because both are only harmful if ingested. Unless you already know it's bad, you wouldn't know to research it. #83 - CrowbarNinja (07/16/2015) [-] As we progress into the future, unless we can stop people from posting stuff like this the only thing we can do is research, its not that people will deserve this and die, its that they will not read the comments and die. Teach your kids to research everything they read and to be skeptical. #108 - rainwaterenema (07/17/2015) [-] That's a very fair point. I still stand by saying that it makes someone a pretentious ass to say another deserves to die because they don't know how tear gas is made. #76 - fishandkids (07/16/2015) [-] I am pretty sure every kid will believe anything you tell them. #77 - Zyklone (07/16/2015) [-] I'm pretty sure every kid doesn't get life advise from the internet. My point is pic related. #71 - lecorbi (07/16/2015) [-] i believe he was just joking m8
#31 - That image, is from the collection of antique memes from when …	07/16/2015 on puppy overload	0
#15 - Thats the same cost as my tower. You need peripheral… [+] (6 new replies)	07/16/2015 on Fck titles	0
#16 - sinery (07/16/2015) [-] So you got a 500 USD tower that runs Far Cry 4 1080p at ultra and 50 FPS... The hell are you complaining about? The console has worse graphics at ultra and probably doesn't run at 50 FPS, not to mention Far Cry 4 is a fucking piece of shit port. #19 - affix (07/16/2015) [-] Im not complaining. I am talking my point that PC has a high buy in, with cheap games. Thats all man. #21 - sinery (07/17/2015) [-] And if you want your console worth a damn, you must buy extras as well. #22 - affix (07/17/2015) [-] What problems did you have with FC4? #23 - sinery (07/17/2015) [-] Hell no, never touched that cancer den. It's just infamous for being among the worst ports. #24 - affix (07/17/2015) [-] So. How do you know if you like it or not if you haven't played it? It was fantastic and i had no problems. I can't imagine losing out on a fantastic experience because some people complained. Of FC2, and 3. I liked 4 the most.
#9 - What a huge dick.	07/16/2015 on What Happens In The...	0
#286 - We can't confirm if its male. [+] (1 new reply)	07/16/2015 on Cringe #54	-4
#370 - micosil (07/17/2015) [-]
#11 - 700 dollars build cost. [+] (10 new replies)	07/16/2015 on Fck titles	0
#12 - sinery (07/16/2015) [-] pcpartpicker.com/p/jDQFLk Then you fucked up. #15 - affix (07/16/2015) [-] Thats the same cost as my tower. You need peripherals. I spend a hundred on the monitor. 60 on the mouse. And the shipping. After tax its 700. #16 - sinery (07/16/2015) [-] So you got a 500 USD tower that runs Far Cry 4 1080p at ultra and 50 FPS... The hell are you complaining about? The console has worse graphics at ultra and probably doesn't run at 50 FPS, not to mention Far Cry 4 is a fucking piece of shit port. #19 - affix (07/16/2015) [-] Im not complaining. I am talking my point that PC has a high buy in, with cheap games. Thats all man. #21 - sinery (07/17/2015) [-] And if you want your console worth a damn, you must buy extras as well. #22 - affix (07/17/2015) [-] What problems did you have with FC4? #23 - sinery (07/17/2015) [-] Hell no, never touched that cancer den. It's just infamous for being among the worst ports. #24 - affix (07/17/2015) [-] So. How do you know if you like it or not if you haven't played it? It was fantastic and i had no problems. I can't imagine losing out on a fantastic experience because some people complained. Of FC2, and 3. I liked 4 the most. #14 - anon (07/16/2015) [-] I dont really agree with affix here, but that pc you linked is a total shitbox: >unpaired ram >main in rebates up the ass >2gb instead of 4gb video card >no name MOBO >hard drive not seagate or WD >no OS >No screen or peripherals included #17 - sinery (07/16/2015) [-] Not bloody relevant. Well, rebates are irrelevant as well. GPU wasn't my choice. You been living below the rock for the past 5 years or what? If something Seagate are the black sheep of HDD makers. Can get that for free. Need that shit for a console as well.
#10 - I did months of research to settle on building my pc. AMD… [+] (12 new replies)	07/16/2015 on Fck titles	0
#13 - sinery (07/16/2015) [-] Can't compare the console version to desktop, desktop usually get way higher maxed graphics available. #11 - affix (07/16/2015) [-] 700 dollars build cost. #12 - sinery (07/16/2015) [-] pcpartpicker.com/p/jDQFLk Then you fucked up. #15 - affix (07/16/2015) [-] Thats the same cost as my tower. You need peripherals. I spend a hundred on the monitor. 60 on the mouse. And the shipping. After tax its 700. #16 - sinery (07/16/2015) [-] So you got a 500 USD tower that runs Far Cry 4 1080p at ultra and 50 FPS... The hell are you complaining about? The console has worse graphics at ultra and probably doesn't run at 50 FPS, not to mention Far Cry 4 is a fucking piece of shit port. #19 - affix (07/16/2015) [-] Im not complaining. I am talking my point that PC has a high buy in, with cheap games. Thats all man. #21 - sinery (07/17/2015) [-] And if you want your console worth a damn, you must buy extras as well. #22 - affix (07/17/2015) [-] What problems did you have with FC4? #23 - sinery (07/17/2015) [-] Hell no, never touched that cancer den. It's just infamous for being among the worst ports. #24 - affix (07/17/2015) [-] So. How do you know if you like it or not if you haven't played it? It was fantastic and i had no problems. I can't imagine losing out on a fantastic experience because some people complained. Of FC2, and 3. I liked 4 the most. #14 - anon (07/16/2015) [-] I dont really agree with affix here, but that pc you linked is a total shitbox: >unpaired ram >main in rebates up the ass >2gb instead of 4gb video card >no name MOBO >hard drive not seagate or WD >no OS >No screen or peripherals included #17 - sinery (07/16/2015) [-] Not bloody relevant. Well, rebates are irrelevant as well. GPU wasn't my choice. You been living below the rock for the past 5 years or what? If something Seagate are the black sheep of HDD makers. Can get that for free. Need that shit for a console as well.
#92 - Those viruses you have were from downloads, not browsing websi…	07/16/2015 on Blushing	+1
#4 - PC is unique, not "cheap" Its buy in is high (go… [+] (15 new replies)	07/16/2015 on Fck titles	0
#8 - sinery (07/16/2015) [-] Because paying a fortune for each shitty game you want to be able to play on your console is more reasonable. And for 700 USD you'll have a PC that is many times more powerful than a console. #10 - affix (07/16/2015) [-] I did months of research to settle on building my pc. AMD-fx6300 6 core GeForce GTX 960 Ends up being just one notch above current consoles. Far cry 4 1080p ultra settings is 50fps. #13 - sinery (07/16/2015) [-] Can't compare the console version to desktop, desktop usually get way higher maxed graphics available. #11 - affix (07/16/2015) [-] 700 dollars build cost. #12 - sinery (07/16/2015) [-] pcpartpicker.com/p/jDQFLk Then you fucked up. #15 - affix (07/16/2015) [-] Thats the same cost as my tower. You need peripherals. I spend a hundred on the monitor. 60 on the mouse. And the shipping. After tax its 700. #16 - sinery (07/16/2015) [-] So you got a 500 USD tower that runs Far Cry 4 1080p at ultra and 50 FPS... The hell are you complaining about? The console has worse graphics at ultra and probably doesn't run at 50 FPS, not to mention Far Cry 4 is a fucking piece of shit port. #19 - affix (07/16/2015) [-] Im not complaining. I am talking my point that PC has a high buy in, with cheap games. Thats all man. #21 - sinery (07/17/2015) [-] And if you want your console worth a damn, you must buy extras as well. #22 - affix (07/17/2015) [-] What problems did you have with FC4? #23 - sinery (07/17/2015) [-] Hell no, never touched that cancer den. It's just infamous for being among the worst ports. #24 - affix (07/17/2015) [-] So. How do you know if you like it or not if you haven't played it? It was fantastic and i had no problems. I can't imagine losing out on a fantastic experience because some people complained. Of FC2, and 3. I liked 4 the most. #14 - anon (07/16/2015) [-] I dont really agree with affix here, but that pc you linked is a total shitbox: >unpaired ram >main in rebates up the ass >2gb instead of 4gb video card >no name MOBO >hard drive not seagate or WD >no OS >No screen or peripherals included #17 - sinery (07/16/2015) [-] Not bloody relevant. Well, rebates are irrelevant as well. GPU wasn't my choice. You been living below the rock for the past 5 years or what? If something Seagate are the black sheep of HDD makers. Can get that for free. Need that shit for a console as well. #7 - rhattmann (07/16/2015) [-] Can you tell me the source of that gif please ?
#832331 - Hail flutulf	07/16/2015 on Pony Thread 15	+1
#832328 - Get one of those optiplex towers from walmart for 100-200 buck…	07/16/2015 on Pony Thread 15	0
#40 - *affix used "roll picture"* affix rolled image T…	07/16/2015 on Blushing	+14
#46 - Picture	07/16/2015 on Winter	0
#153 - Just go outside and watch it holy **** it's just a few dollars. [+] (1 new reply)	07/16/2015 on Incredibly Accurate	+1
#176 - lype (07/16/2015) [-] a few dollars? ha. m8 im not in the US would you pay 20-40 dollars for a movie? i wouldnt
#45 - In short, being edgy. [+] (1 new reply)	07/16/2015 on 5 minutes in Photoshop	+5
#46 - warioteam (07/16/2015) [-] thats us
#33 - FJ's criteria for trash. Commonly posted. [+] (10 new replies)	07/15/2015 on 5 minutes in Photoshop	+6
#77 - lazuliblue (08/06/2015) [-] The thing that pisses me off is that these people know they don't like the show yet they go on the shows channel to post hate comments. #76 - lazuliblue (08/06/2015) [-] what is that supossed to mean? anyways these people know they don't like the show yet they go on the show's channel to post hate comments. #38 - warioteam (07/16/2015) [-] thats any description of anything for us favorite may-mays? now cancer, because other people like them popular anime? shit, only obscure magical girl anime is any good. its anything and everything, we have a superiority complex and hate anyone who likes what a normal fucking person likes #54 - warioteam has deleted their comment. #53 - dreygur (07/16/2015) [-] The issue is that SU tends to be so tumblrfied it's unbearable. #55 - warioteam (07/16/2015) [-] look around, the site itself is tumblrfied #56 - dreygur (07/16/2015) [-] Anti-tumblrfied, actually, or as I prefer to call it: /pol/fied. #67 - warioteam (07/16/2015) [-] yes, dozens of tumblr posts daily is as anti tumblr as it gets #45 - affix (07/16/2015) [-] In short, being edgy. #46 - warioteam (07/16/2015) [-] thats us
#1 - Naw lets just focus on the flag? ***** , CNN covere… [+] (6 new replies)	07/15/2015 on deflecting 101	+109
#60 - ByeliVolk (07/16/2015) [-] Naw what the political agenda immediately after the shooting was to use the not yet cold and buried bodies to use them to ban the Confederate flag and use those bodies as leverage is what I find sickening as shit. #6 - anon (07/15/2015) [-] If a black man who was known for burning American flags would have killed a white senator he would be in guantanamo bay by know and they would be raising statues and memorials of the senator. #54 - godofcorndog (07/16/2015) [-] These are useful. #14 - anon (07/16/2015) [-] Don't bring hypotheticals as evidence. #16 - labree (07/16/2015) [-] evidence for what? what the hell is he even arguing? he just brought up race when it doesnt matter. #64 - newfeliperuiz (07/16/2015) [-] Wasn't the kid with the stupid name quoted as saying "I want to kill black people"? Maybe race doesn't matter, but it sure mattered to him
#13 - OP, this one goes out to you.	07/14/2015 on HI, NEIGHBOR!	+14
#141 - Is a unicorn giving you fettatio admin?	07/14/2015 on What do you currently look...	+1
#177 - *If you're a man. If you're a woman this is an … [+] (1 new reply)	07/14/2015 on War is hell	0
#179 - FragOut (07/15/2015) [-] Who the hell's wearing a thong? I see fatigues and brass.
#626 - *affix used "roll 1, 1-99"* affix rolls 01 Fine.	07/14/2015 on Admin's dating game	0
#143 - Depends on how long the gun is to be superior to a spear. …	07/14/2015 on (untitled)	0
#13 - Making people miserable. Hilarious. Gotta bring… [+] (1 new reply)	07/13/2015 on Punk'd!	+27
#32 - anon (07/14/2015) [-] That's essentially what most people do on here. I don't know if you noticed. I'd love to see a picture of every "clone" FJ user.
#16 - Mine	07/13/2015 on foxy lady	+3
#7 - EROTIC! [+] (5 new replies)	07/13/2015 on When i post OC	+29
#37 - therockofshame (07/14/2015) [-] #38 - therockofshame (07/14/2015) [-] shit wrong one just right click and hit loop #32 - anon (07/14/2015) [-] I can't see a shark lady without a thick pirate like accent. #27 - vampirebram (07/14/2015) [-] Come on man... I sharktits are my favorite... damn it.... #9 - agoeb (07/13/2015) [-] ... This was unexpected.

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#56 - brcstar (10/25/2015) [-]

The red baron is right, that is a nice cover.

#54 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

also nice cover

#53 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.

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#50 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

Happy birthday to your account

#51 to #50 - affix (09/04/2015) [-]

Wao look at that. Thanks pal.

#48 - parishailsatan (08/24/2015) [-]

Thank you for serving our country.

#49 to #48 - affix (08/24/2015) [-]

Thank you for the support.

#45 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]

dashgamer blocked me.

#46 to #45 - affix (08/18/2015) [-]

What did you say to him?

#47 to #46 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]

I dun know

#33 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ATTEND FJ PARTIES RATHER THAN WORK FOR 18 HOURS ON ******* INDEPENDENCE DAY THANKS TO INCOMPETENT HIGHER UPS SCHEDULING THREE PEOPLE FOR FIVE SHIFTS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

#34 to #33 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

okay

#35 to #34 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I'm supposed to go to the range today and here I am at six in the goddamn morning when I should have been off at midnight.

#36 to #35 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Did you just get off work at 6am? And have the range today?
Damn son. If we don't get 7 hours, our co breaks the 80T.
The 7 hour sleep rule is in effect because we can crash into aircraft driving around sleep deprived.

#37 to #36 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I'm a vet, you dolt. I'm paying fifteen bucks to shoot my privately owned rifles, this isn't ******* rifle qual.
I just worked 18 hours straight when I was supposed to only work 8.

#38 to #37 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Im a retarded.
Have fun burning gunpowder and slinging metal slugs at a high velocity and rapid rate.

#39 to #38 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I got 500 rounds of 7.62x54R on Friday. My Mosin's headspacing is well past the no-go. One of them will eventually explode in my face, but it will be worth it. MFW.

#40 to #39 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Did you replace that metal buttplate? Or do you like the pain?

Would you rather feel pain than nothing at all-ehallll?

#41 to #40 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Psssh, I'm still a young buck, I can handle some bruising. Back in my ******* day we called in Body Hardening. Don't know if they still serve that for breakfast in your Corpseos.

#42 to #41 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

My corpseos are sweet and sour man.
Since getting to this station, i advanced mcmap to green, to brown, and won 2 traumatic brain injuries as an additional prize. The corpsman said stop doing that.

#44 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Well, Mr. Brownbelt brokedick, I'm heading to bed. Later, dude.

#43 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Traumatic brain injuries? How in the hell did you get concussions from green and brown belt courses?
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.

#57 to #43 - affix (11/01/2015) [-]

I bought a .357 snub. Ill post pics on tuesday.

#58 to #57 - dashgamer (11/01/2015) [-]

I bought an SKS.

#32 - affix (06/27/2015) [-]

#24 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]

>Liking short haired women.

#25 to #24 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

Who could possibly be important or powerful enough to judge what other's personally enjoy? Nobody.
Who cares?

#26 to #25 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]

Why short hair women?

#27 to #26 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

Because i think its cute. You act like its the only thing i like in women.

#28 to #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]

Explain more.

#29 to #28 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

I think shoulder length hair on a girl is short, since girls hair is typically longer.
I find it cute. And i love playing with girls hair.
Its a little more practical. Im all about practical.

Thats all i got.