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Date Signed Up:	9/04/2014
Last Login:	1/14/2016
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#27 - mfw its 20150101 [+] (7 new replies)	01/02/2016 on metric system	+37
#78 - mrsixinch (01/02/2016) [-] Have fun last year faget #64 - danmegaflakes (01/02/2016) [-] i don't get it #65 - norkasthethird (01/02/2016) [-] military time #66 - danmegaflakes (01/02/2016) [-] i realized that right after i posted my comment #56 - alarubra (01/02/2016) [-] 20160101 #41 - anon* (01/02/2016) [-] *20160101 #80 - affix (01/02/2016) [-] >>#56, >>#41, Its actually 2016. I'm a disgrace to the Marines. Brb killing myself.
#32 - Whining about ponies just netted you more red than the pony.	01/02/2016 on Your D&D Stories 1-3	+6
#20 - Mein. Just washed. 2011 Mustang gt premium 6 speed. Had a …	01/01/2016 on A good uncle	+7
#3 - Its pretty good considering the uniform is meant to physically… [+] (2 new replies)	01/01/2016 on Take My Blues Away	+65
#22 - skebaba (01/01/2016) [-] Didn't you read? The thieves stole their uniforms. That's why they started chasing them. #5 - tenaciouslee (01/01/2016) [-] They probably ran like fucking Frankenstein's Monster.
#30 - **** ! I forgot FJ is extremely partial yet hates opinio… [+] (2 new replies)	12/30/2015 on daddys lil girl	+6
#47 - synchro (12/30/2015) [-] Yeah, what's wrong with driving stick? #41 - bwiedieter (12/30/2015) [-] I gotchu fam.
#15 - Men of awesome power and capability drive stick. Men who … [+] (7 new replies)	12/30/2015 on daddys lil girl	-8
#44 - qanonymousp (12/30/2015) [-] so, literally every European even then? #45 - qanonymousp (12/30/2015) [-] ever* #23 - dasbrot (12/30/2015) [-] >not using crankstart #39 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/30/2015) [-] >Not using horse drawn carriage #30 - affix (12/30/2015) [-] Shit! I forgot FJ is extremely partial yet hates opinions at the same time. But really though stick is fun. #47 - synchro (12/30/2015) [-] Yeah, what's wrong with driving stick? #41 - bwiedieter (12/30/2015) [-] I gotchu fam.
#41 - Then nobody will be interested in playing billiards.	12/30/2015 on Cruise ship has gyroscopic...	+16
#3 - Killing yourself, even in the face of terminal illness. Is ret… [+] (8 new replies)	12/29/2015 on Final thanks	+79
#60 - chaossniper (12/30/2015) [-] my english isn't probably that good but he said he is gonna end the bad ones i thought of a mass shooting #57 - anon (12/30/2015) [-] Terminal brain cancer, four months left to live This isn't a fairytale or a movie. He's not going to be in a condition to do all that stuff #43 - angryninja (12/30/2015) [-] What he said #29 - anon (12/30/2015) [-] Or... they could die on their terms. #16 - ledd (12/30/2015) [-] Says person that wont have to get through immense pain mixed with side effects of your brain being eaten alive. #13 - langweilig (12/30/2015) [-] i see your point but ending on your own terms is admirablle to a point. would you rather slowly die and be a shell of a person pumped with poison? or go out on top. i say do all the shit you say then end on your terms #54 - anon (12/30/2015) [-] How about doing something ridiculously dangerous? Become a legend or die trying (and possibly become a legend anyway) #8 - catchphrase (12/29/2015) [-] This
#3 - >> #1 , >> #2 , Guis. Guis srs. It's a j… [+] (1 new reply)	12/29/2015 on American And ISIS Forces...	0
#6 - kirkbot (12/29/2015) [-]
#8 - You poor poor thing you, im sorry for your loss. [+] (4 new replies)	12/28/2015 on does anyone like erma?	+6
#12 - europe (12/29/2015) [-] I'll rape your asshole #13 - bronywiseman (12/29/2015) [-] Jeez, those immigrants are really hitting you hard, huh? #14 - europe (12/29/2015) [-] Not as hard as I'm going to be hitting your prostate with my dick #15 - bronywiseman (12/29/2015) [-] Name a time and place, baby.
#3 - good ******* god that roll well i guess i didn't need s…	12/28/2015 on (untitled)	+2
#14 - Yes because 80% females sounds like equality.	12/28/2015 on Rob Lowe	+9
#35 - This entire ******* site loves boys. [+] (3 new replies)	12/28/2015 on OH KIMOCHI	+3
#41 - ipwnallnubz (12/28/2015) [-] This entire site loves fucking boys. You mixed some words around. #38 - anon* (12/28/2015) [-] don't talk shit, there's girls here #43 - pengyninja (12/28/2015) [-] who love to fuck boys
#39 - I can only assume that programmers are as straight as spaghett…	12/28/2015 on admin, i know what you need	+11
#38 - This community loves to go against the grain doesn't it? … [+] (6 new replies)	12/28/2015 on admin, i know what you need	-2
#55 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-] *simonhatesfj used "roll picture"* simonhatesfj rolled image what's wrong with futa? #59 - affix (01/11/2016) [-] I don't like dick. It's not strange. #60 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-] *simonhatesfj used "roll picture"* simonhatesfj rolled image "not strange" #56 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-] i-is this a sign? #46 - rihardololz (12/28/2015) [-] it's not futa only trap #44 - gameshredder (12/28/2015) [-] It's not chicks with dicks, it's guys with dicks that happen to look like chicks.
#19 - No. It's one of the millions of pictures taken first then …	12/28/2015 on It's stopped rainin',...	+12
#42 - You just got greenies because of those ******* faggots.	12/28/2015 on Dank Anime Weebms Part 44	0
#48 - >> #13 , >> #14 , Ever since people do things i do… [+] (3 new replies)	12/28/2015 on ill take 20	+4
#61 - magusto (12/28/2015) [-] No. it's called being edgy its the new thing that aaaaaall the cool kids do and to top it off call it autism. trust me you'll get the thumbs #141 - insertfjusername (12/28/2015) [-] #135 - anon (12/28/2015) [-] Don't forget, if the giant Hivemind Circlejerk that is FJ doesn't agree with what you like, you should die, what you like is cancer, and everyone who agrees with you is an autistic faggot.
#9 - Lewd and funny things that boost ratings? I think not traveller. [+] (1 new reply)	12/28/2015 on Everybody	+40
#12 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-] What are you, Sawney Beane?
#12 - Mah boi are you sure it doesn't mean anonymous	12/28/2015 on Fakes are getting too good	+3
#67 - ✓ Anime ✓ Implied dick on girl ✓ Sexual in natur…	12/28/2015 on Touching my gf's dick like	+2
#177 - It used to have the bright yellow from her mane in the eye col…	12/28/2015 on Comp	0
#40 - How can something so simple fill me with such emotion? [+] (2 new replies)	12/28/2015 on Admin, what will 2016 Bring?	+9
#72 - anon (12/28/2015) [-] it's from the film amelie #107 - togelover (12/28/2015) [-] WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY!? Seriously, I had to wade through 3 months worth of Youtube history just to find the damn name of the movie
#64 - Furries don't post diaper reaction pics on funnyjunk, people w…	12/28/2015 on Dank Furry Meme (gone sexual)	+3
#175 - Thanks bruh. Here is your icon with the correct eye color. [+] (2 new replies)	12/28/2015 on Comp	+1
#176 - onefuckingskurut (12/28/2015) [-] It seems same to me but I switched it anyway : ) #177 - affix (12/28/2015) [-] It used to have the bright yellow from her mane in the eye color, yus looks better.

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#56 - brcstar (10/25/2015) [-]

The red baron is right, that is a nice cover.

#54 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

also nice cover

#53 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.

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#50 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

Happy birthday to your account

#51 to #50 - affix (09/04/2015) [-]

Wao look at that. Thanks pal.

#48 - parishailsatan (08/24/2015) [-]

Thank you for serving our country.

#49 to #48 - affix (08/24/2015) [-]

Thank you for the support.

#45 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]

dashgamer blocked me.

#46 to #45 - affix (08/18/2015) [-]

What did you say to him?

#47 to #46 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]

I dun know

#33 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ATTEND FJ PARTIES RATHER THAN WORK FOR 18 HOURS ON ******* INDEPENDENCE DAY THANKS TO INCOMPETENT HIGHER UPS SCHEDULING THREE PEOPLE FOR FIVE SHIFTS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

#34 to #33 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

okay

#35 to #34 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I'm supposed to go to the range today and here I am at six in the goddamn morning when I should have been off at midnight.

#36 to #35 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Did you just get off work at 6am? And have the range today?
Damn son. If we don't get 7 hours, our co breaks the 80T.
The 7 hour sleep rule is in effect because we can crash into aircraft driving around sleep deprived.

#37 to #36 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I'm a vet, you dolt. I'm paying fifteen bucks to shoot my privately owned rifles, this isn't ******* rifle qual.
I just worked 18 hours straight when I was supposed to only work 8.

#38 to #37 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Im a retarded.
Have fun burning gunpowder and slinging metal slugs at a high velocity and rapid rate.

#39 to #38 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I got 500 rounds of 7.62x54R on Friday. My Mosin's headspacing is well past the no-go. One of them will eventually explode in my face, but it will be worth it. MFW.

#40 to #39 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Did you replace that metal buttplate? Or do you like the pain?

Would you rather feel pain than nothing at all-ehallll?

#41 to #40 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Psssh, I'm still a young buck, I can handle some bruising. Back in my ******* day we called in Body Hardening. Don't know if they still serve that for breakfast in your Corpseos.

#42 to #41 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

My corpseos are sweet and sour man.
Since getting to this station, i advanced mcmap to green, to brown, and won 2 traumatic brain injuries as an additional prize. The corpsman said stop doing that.

#44 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Well, Mr. Brownbelt brokedick, I'm heading to bed. Later, dude.

#43 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Traumatic brain injuries? How in the hell did you get concussions from green and brown belt courses?
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.

#57 to #43 - affix (11/01/2015) [-]

I bought a .357 snub. Ill post pics on tuesday.

#58 to #57 - dashgamer (11/01/2015) [-]

I bought an SKS.

#32 - affix (06/27/2015) [-]

#24 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]

>Liking short haired women.

#25 to #24 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

Who could possibly be important or powerful enough to judge what other's personally enjoy? Nobody.
Who cares?

#26 to #25 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]

Why short hair women?

#27 to #26 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

Because i think its cute. You act like its the only thing i like in women.

#28 to #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]

Explain more.

#29 to #28 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

I think shoulder length hair on a girl is short, since girls hair is typically longer.
I find it cute. And i love playing with girls hair.
Its a little more practical. Im all about practical.

Thats all i got.