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#40 - Why are the most opinionated people the least knowledgeable ab…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Graphics +8
#94 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
He is 100% right, since she is a loli, and "Lolicon" literally means pedophile... The fact that you are attracted / turned on by a loli character with the body of a 12/y old is blatant pedophilia. Why do people think they can be sexually attracted to children just because the character is "a several hundred y/old vampire" or whatever, please think about it for a second before you reveal yourself as a pedo on the web.
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#127 - admiralen (01/03/2016) [-]
Except if thats the case then she doesnt fit the terms of a loli
Shes fucking 28 and her body doesnt look underage, just short
#22 - She's dancing at a con. Wow you are so not ready to hear …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on 0 +5
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#24 - ayumu (01/03/2016) [-]
Mama says porn is the devil
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#23 - csgtsheep (01/03/2016) [-]
Shes dancing at Sexcon. Theres a youtube video with a link to her facebook.
#8 - People who act retarded on purpose because they enjoy attentio…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on abusive wife +1
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#9 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
My original comment was about the dad and the kid who got feminazi whipped which happens in the comics last panel. This is why your opinion on retardedness doesnt apply here.

Also I'm a proud meninist so suck on that.
#6 - Also you have no idea what cuck means and it does not apply to…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2016 on abusive wife +1
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#7 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
Still, it was pretty cucked of a situation.
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#8 - affix (01/03/2016) [-]
People who act retarded on purpose because they enjoy attention are scum.
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#9 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
My original comment was about the dad and the kid who got feminazi whipped which happens in the comics last panel. This is why your opinion on retardedness doesnt apply here.

Also I'm a proud meninist so suck on that.
#5 - What's far more likely is the dude has a white keyboard and a … 01/03/2016 on I +2
#14 - HD link. dadmin's downsizing again. 01/03/2016 on 0 +3
#13 - Your opinion is wrong as **** .  [+] (7 new replies) 01/03/2016 on 0 +31
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#28 - distortedflare (01/03/2016) [-]
Short haired girls are life.
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#21 - ayumu (01/03/2016) [-]
Her dad must be so proud
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#36 - imofcnotharveydent (01/03/2016) [-]
I really think you need some perspective on life if you think dancing, erotic(?) or not is something to be ashamed of.

Contrast me sitting on my ass all day long playing video games, I think she's got more to be proud of.
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#22 - affix (01/03/2016) [-]
She's dancing at a con.
Wow you are so not ready to hear about pornstars.
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#24 - ayumu (01/03/2016) [-]
Mama says porn is the devil
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#23 - csgtsheep (01/03/2016) [-]
Shes dancing at Sexcon. Theres a youtube video with a link to her facebook.
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#14 - affix (01/03/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=So7FOa4RZQw
HD link.
dadmin's downsizing again.
#108 - As i said, you get to deadliest agent level by keeping track o… 01/03/2016 on Futurama and archer 0
#22 - One does not simply prefer atheists. 01/02/2016 on (untitled) 0
#8 - Wat  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Collective feminist groan 0
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#9 - canichaikait (01/02/2016) [-]
I'm making a joke that although I appreciate this and wish to use it and bookmark it, I won't really comeback to it unless I am cleaning out my bookmarks.
#7 - References are used for art mah boi.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Collective feminist groan 0
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#10 - Nahyon (01/02/2016) [-]
glad I can find "helpful guides" about drawing females on funnyjunk
#12 - Attractiveness and man hating are inversely related because if… 01/02/2016 on sea man +1
#202 - Picture 01/02/2016 on Laying Down Some Truth +11
#4 - It's a guide to females.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Collective feminist groan +60
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#28 - europe (01/03/2016) [-]
Gay.
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#16 - fasthink (01/03/2016) [-]
girls have dicks too, asshole
#11 - lathyrusvii (01/02/2016) [-]
It guides us to females? Pft. I've been on the outernet plenty of times; females aren't real. Why are you trying to trick us.
#80 - >> #56 , >> #41 , Its actually 2016. I'm a disgrac… 01/02/2016 on metric system 0
#84 - He's not autistic. He doesn't have impaired social commun…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Futurama and archer +2
#106 - yellowizard (01/03/2016) [-]
But he does have impaired social communication and it's hinted multiple times throughout the show that he is actually autistic, like him being the only one keeping track of how many bullets have been fired and a near photographic memory.
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#108 - affix (01/03/2016) [-]
As i said, you get to deadliest agent level by keeping track of all things related to espionage. Like counting revolver rounds, and recalling from memory.
What evidence is there that he has impaired social ability? Figis has less social ability than sterling.
#10 - Zezima. Pronounced Zeesma. Like from emperor's new groove. 01/02/2016 on zezima 0
#50 - I enlisted in the American Marines. The military here wan… 01/02/2016 on Anon can't masturbate +1
#46 - Sorry, 18 years of age. 17 with parental waiver. He ain't gett… 01/02/2016 on Anon can't masturbate 0
#44 - Are you at least 17? Can you run a block without stopping? Can…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Anon can't masturbate +4
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#102 - meganinja (01/02/2016) [-]
There are actually quite a lot of standards. Back in military school my best friend was denied contract for the marines because he has a peanut allergy. I was almost denied mine for Air Force because I have ADHD. I'm not sure if they were actually allowed to but this was during the government shutdown so I think they were being more selective.
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#48 - MurphyUK (01/02/2016) [-]
There is more to the application process, not sure about americas process but I know the british one needs either, Address, Phone number or email. If all they have is your adress it is probably going to take a long time.

I work in Army recruitment so I know the application process.
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#50 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
I enlisted in the American Marines.
The military here wants bodies and they don't care.
The Marines want slightly stronger bodies though.
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#46 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
Sorry, 18 years of age. 17 with parental waiver. He ain't getting it from his mum if she doesn't even let him go outside.
#10 - You don't get to be the world's deadliest agent from being an …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Futurama and archer +63
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#49 - meierme (01/02/2016) [-]
With his knowledge of history and literature that he subsequently uses in his insults I don't believe he could be considered dumb... Maybe an alcoholic
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#34 - fukkentyranitar (01/02/2016) [-]
He's actually brilliant. It would be more obvious if he wasn't either drunk or hungover 95% of the time.
#28 - yellowizard (01/02/2016) [-]
Also not as much dumb as probably autistic
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#84 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
He's not autistic.
He doesn't have impaired social communication. And he's well aware of himself.
#106 - yellowizard (01/03/2016) [-]
But he does have impaired social communication and it's hinted multiple times throughout the show that he is actually autistic, like him being the only one keeping track of how many bullets have been fired and a near photographic memory.
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#108 - affix (01/03/2016) [-]
As i said, you get to deadliest agent level by keeping track of all things related to espionage. Like counting revolver rounds, and recalling from memory.
What evidence is there that he has impaired social ability? Figis has less social ability than sterling.
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#11 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/02/2016) [-]
He's not stupid. Just ALWAYS some level of drunk.
#38 - There is one route...  [+] (6 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Anon can't masturbate +3
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#39 - MurphyUK (01/02/2016) [-]
That is one route but you do know know his/her medical history, i bet his mum has done some mental damage that has caused deepression which the army will not accept if you are being treated for it.

If they don't the army still needs an address and phone number before you can join, to do certain parts of the application process.
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#44 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
Are you at least 17? Can you run a block without stopping? Can you pull yourself out of a pool without trouble? Are you not really really fat?
Walk in the recruitment door.
Say you want to be a Sailor/soldier/airmen.
Pass a test as easy as highschool.
They'll ask if you're a clean bill of health (any medical issues) unless your ass actually has asthma say nothing's wrong with you.
Even drug use is waivered.
Literally any functioning human can enlist in the military.

Marine standards, run a half a mile without stopping (two track lengths). Climb a tree without trouble, complete 20 pushups without stopping. Then you are fit enough to survive being in the presence of a Marine recruiter.
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#102 - meganinja (01/02/2016) [-]
There are actually quite a lot of standards. Back in military school my best friend was denied contract for the marines because he has a peanut allergy. I was almost denied mine for Air Force because I have ADHD. I'm not sure if they were actually allowed to but this was during the government shutdown so I think they were being more selective.
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#48 - MurphyUK (01/02/2016) [-]
There is more to the application process, not sure about americas process but I know the british one needs either, Address, Phone number or email. If all they have is your adress it is probably going to take a long time.

I work in Army recruitment so I know the application process.
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#50 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
I enlisted in the American Marines.
The military here wants bodies and they don't care.
The Marines want slightly stronger bodies though.
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#46 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
Sorry, 18 years of age. 17 with parental waiver. He ain't getting it from his mum if she doesn't even let him go outside.
#36 - Lets say he's over 18. As an adult you do as you please. …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Anon can't masturbate +1
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#68 - nudybooty (01/02/2016) [-]
Ok here is the issue, money.

You can't just say " fuck you" then it starts raining rent money and food. Shit is fucking expensive. In the long run it's easier to but up with the bullshit, finish school, get a good job then say "fuck you".
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#64 - forsakenxii (01/02/2016) [-]
Disappointing your mother vs never living a life, what do you pick?

right now I'm just doing both. yolo
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#37 - MurphyUK (01/02/2016) [-]
say he does defy his or her mum, she sounds unstable enough to kick him out etc, then he is homeless, and then can't get a job because lack of address and other complications.
#38 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
There is one route...
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#39 - MurphyUK (01/02/2016) [-]
That is one route but you do know know his/her medical history, i bet his mum has done some mental damage that has caused deepression which the army will not accept if you are being treated for it.

If they don't the army still needs an address and phone number before you can join, to do certain parts of the application process.
User avatar
#44 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
Are you at least 17? Can you run a block without stopping? Can you pull yourself out of a pool without trouble? Are you not really really fat?
Walk in the recruitment door.
Say you want to be a Sailor/soldier/airmen.
Pass a test as easy as highschool.
They'll ask if you're a clean bill of health (any medical issues) unless your ass actually has asthma say nothing's wrong with you.
Even drug use is waivered.
Literally any functioning human can enlist in the military.

Marine standards, run a half a mile without stopping (two track lengths). Climb a tree without trouble, complete 20 pushups without stopping. Then you are fit enough to survive being in the presence of a Marine recruiter.
User avatar
#102 - meganinja (01/02/2016) [-]
There are actually quite a lot of standards. Back in military school my best friend was denied contract for the marines because he has a peanut allergy. I was almost denied mine for Air Force because I have ADHD. I'm not sure if they were actually allowed to but this was during the government shutdown so I think they were being more selective.
User avatar
#48 - MurphyUK (01/02/2016) [-]
There is more to the application process, not sure about americas process but I know the british one needs either, Address, Phone number or email. If all they have is your adress it is probably going to take a long time.

I work in Army recruitment so I know the application process.
User avatar
#50 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
I enlisted in the American Marines.
The military here wants bodies and they don't care.
The Marines want slightly stronger bodies though.
User avatar
#46 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
Sorry, 18 years of age. 17 with parental waiver. He ain't getting it from his mum if she doesn't even let him go outside.
#18 - Holy **** hello 2005. 01/02/2016 on Press 222 for free armour trim +55
#33 - Why not move the **** out? You have a mentally damaged mother.  [+] (12 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Anon can't masturbate +3
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#35 - MurphyUK (01/02/2016) [-]
Has no job because he can not leave the house, so can't afford rent and shit.
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#36 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
Lets say he's over 18.
As an adult you do as you please. You leave that environment of negativity and make something of your life. Disappointing your mother vs never living a life, what do you pick?
If he's under he has to wait until he is of age.
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#68 - nudybooty (01/02/2016) [-]
Ok here is the issue, money.

You can't just say " fuck you" then it starts raining rent money and food. Shit is fucking expensive. In the long run it's easier to but up with the bullshit, finish school, get a good job then say "fuck you".
User avatar
#64 - forsakenxii (01/02/2016) [-]
Disappointing your mother vs never living a life, what do you pick?

right now I'm just doing both. yolo
User avatar
#37 - MurphyUK (01/02/2016) [-]
say he does defy his or her mum, she sounds unstable enough to kick him out etc, then he is homeless, and then can't get a job because lack of address and other complications.
#38 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
There is one route...
User avatar
#39 - MurphyUK (01/02/2016) [-]
That is one route but you do know know his/her medical history, i bet his mum has done some mental damage that has caused deepression which the army will not accept if you are being treated for it.

If they don't the army still needs an address and phone number before you can join, to do certain parts of the application process.
User avatar
#44 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
Are you at least 17? Can you run a block without stopping? Can you pull yourself out of a pool without trouble? Are you not really really fat?
Walk in the recruitment door.
Say you want to be a Sailor/soldier/airmen.
Pass a test as easy as highschool.
They'll ask if you're a clean bill of health (any medical issues) unless your ass actually has asthma say nothing's wrong with you.
Even drug use is waivered.
Literally any functioning human can enlist in the military.

Marine standards, run a half a mile without stopping (two track lengths). Climb a tree without trouble, complete 20 pushups without stopping. Then you are fit enough to survive being in the presence of a Marine recruiter.
User avatar
#102 - meganinja (01/02/2016) [-]
There are actually quite a lot of standards. Back in military school my best friend was denied contract for the marines because he has a peanut allergy. I was almost denied mine for Air Force because I have ADHD. I'm not sure if they were actually allowed to but this was during the government shutdown so I think they were being more selective.
User avatar
#48 - MurphyUK (01/02/2016) [-]
There is more to the application process, not sure about americas process but I know the british one needs either, Address, Phone number or email. If all they have is your adress it is probably going to take a long time.

I work in Army recruitment so I know the application process.
User avatar
#50 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
I enlisted in the American Marines.
The military here wants bodies and they don't care.
The Marines want slightly stronger bodies though.
User avatar
#46 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
Sorry, 18 years of age. 17 with parental waiver. He ain't getting it from his mum if she doesn't even let him go outside.

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User avatar #56 - brcstar (10/25/2015) [-]
The red baron is right, that is a nice cover.
User avatar #54 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
also nice cover
User avatar #53 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
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User avatar #50 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Happy birthday to your account
#51 to #50 - affix (09/04/2015) [-]
Wao look at that. Thanks pal.
#48 - parishailsatan (08/24/2015) [-]
Thank you for serving our country.
#49 to #48 - affix (08/24/2015) [-]
Thank you for the support.
#45 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]
dashgamer blocked me.
User avatar #46 to #45 - affix (08/18/2015) [-]
What did you say to him?
User avatar #47 to #46 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]
I dun know
#33 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ATTEND FJ PARTIES RATHER THAN WORK FOR 18 HOURS ON ******* INDEPENDENCE DAY THANKS TO INCOMPETENT HIGHER UPS SCHEDULING THREE PEOPLE FOR FIVE SHIFTS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
#35 to #34 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I'm supposed to go to the range today and here I am at six in the goddamn morning when I should have been off at midnight.
User avatar #36 to #35 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you just get off work at 6am? And have the range today?
Damn son. If we don't get 7 hours, our co breaks the 80T.
The 7 hour sleep rule is in effect because we can crash into aircraft driving around sleep deprived.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I'm a vet, you dolt. I'm paying fifteen bucks to shoot my privately owned rifles, this isn't ******* rifle qual.
I just worked 18 hours straight when I was supposed to only work 8.
#38 to #37 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Im a retarded.
Have fun burning gunpowder and slinging metal slugs at a high velocity and rapid rate.
#39 to #38 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I got 500 rounds of 7.62x54R on Friday. My Mosin's headspacing is well past the no-go. One of them will eventually explode in my face, but it will be worth it. MFW.
User avatar #40 to #39 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you replace that metal buttplate? Or do you like the pain?

Would you rather feel pain than nothing at all-ehallll?
User avatar #41 to #40 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Psssh, I'm still a young buck, I can handle some bruising. Back in my ******* day we called in Body Hardening. Don't know if they still serve that for breakfast in your Corpseos.
#42 to #41 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
My corpseos are sweet and sour man.
Since getting to this station, i advanced mcmap to green, to brown, and won 2 traumatic brain injuries as an additional prize. The corpsman said stop doing that.
User avatar #44 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Well, Mr. Brownbelt brokedick, I'm heading to bed. Later, dude.
User avatar #43 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Traumatic brain injuries? How in the hell did you get concussions from green and brown belt courses?
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.
User avatar #57 to #43 - affix (11/01/2015) [-]
I bought a .357 snub. Ill post pics on tuesday.
User avatar #58 to #57 - dashgamer (11/01/2015) [-]
I bought an SKS.
#24 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
>Liking short haired women.
>Liking short haired women.
User avatar #25 to #24 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
Who could possibly be important or powerful enough to judge what other's personally enjoy? Nobody.
Who cares?
User avatar #26 to #25 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Why short hair women?
User avatar #27 to #26 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
Because i think its cute. You act like its the only thing i like in women.

User avatar #28 to #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Explain more.
User avatar #29 to #28 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
I think shoulder length hair on a girl is short, since girls hair is typically longer.
I find it cute. And i love playing with girls hair.
Its a little more practical. Im all about practical.

Thats all i got.
#30 to #29 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Long hair girls best girls.
Long hair girls best girls.
User avatar #21 - psychadelicace (05/24/2015) [-]
That header tho
User avatar #22 to #21 - affix (05/24/2015) [-]
Appreciate it, hey how did you earn 90 days colored text items?
User avatar #23 to #22 - psychadelicace (05/24/2015) [-]
made 100+ OC back in the day
good times
User avatar #9 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
What Branch?
#15 to #10 - anon (03/01/2015) [-]
Rah.
User avatar #11 to #10 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
USN here. It's a pleasure.
User avatar #12 to #11 - affix (02/19/2015) [-]
What post gave it away? I make a few military posts now and again.
#13 to #12 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
I don't quite remember, to be honest. It's interesting to see a horse lover in the military, as it is. I believe that is what got my attention.
User avatar #18 to #13 - affix (04/26/2015) [-]
So where you at? Or are you out?
User avatar #19 to #18 - bible (04/26/2015) [-]
I'm in the states. I'm going to school right now, we have a very long training
User avatar #20 to #19 - affix (04/26/2015) [-]
I went to NAS Pensacola for 11 months. Know that feel.
User avatar #1 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Hello
User avatar #2 to #1 - affix (10/27/2014) [-]
Welcome to affix, how may i take your order?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
You could use a pen paper but that's up to you.
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