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| #40 - Why are the most opinionated people the least knowledgeable ab… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on Graphics | +8 |
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anon (01/03/2016) [-] He is 100% right, since she is a loli, and "Lolicon" literally means pedophile... The fact that you are attracted / turned on by a loli character with the body of a 12/y old is blatant pedophilia. Why do people think they can be sexually attracted to children just because the character is "a several hundred y/old vampire" or whatever, please think about it for a second before you reveal yourself as a pedo on the web. | ||
| #22 - She's dancing at a con. Wow you are so not ready to hear … [+] (2 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on 0 | +5 |
| #8 - People who act retarded on purpose because they enjoy attentio… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/03/2016 on abusive wife | +1 |
| My original comment was about the dad and the kid who got feminazi whipped which happens in the comics last panel. This is why your opinion on retardedness doesnt apply here. Also I'm a proud meninist so suck on that. | ||
| #6 - Also you have no idea what cuck means and it does not apply to… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on abusive wife | +1 |
| My original comment was about the dad and the kid who got feminazi whipped which happens in the comics last panel. This is why your opinion on retardedness doesnt apply here. Also I'm a proud meninist so suck on that. | ||
| #5 - What's far more likely is the dude has a white keyboard and a … | 01/03/2016 on I | +2 |
| #14 - HD link. dadmin's downsizing again. | 01/03/2016 on 0 | +3 |
| #13 - Your opinion is wrong as **** . [+] (7 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on 0 | +31 |
| I really think you need some perspective on life if you think dancing, erotic(?) or not is something to be ashamed of. Contrast me sitting on my ass all day long playing video games, I think she's got more to be proud of. | ||
| #108 - As i said, you get to deadliest agent level by keeping track o… | 01/03/2016 on Futurama and archer | 0 |
| #22 - One does not simply prefer atheists. | 01/02/2016 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #8 - Wat [+] (1 new reply) | 01/02/2016 on Collective feminist groan | 0 |
| I'm making a joke that although I appreciate this and wish to use it and bookmark it, I won't really comeback to it unless I am cleaning out my bookmarks. | ||
| #7 - References are used for art mah boi. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/02/2016 on Collective feminist groan | 0 |
| #12 - Attractiveness and man hating are inversely related because if… | 01/02/2016 on sea man | +1 |
| #202 - Picture | 01/02/2016 on Laying Down Some Truth | +11 |
| #4 - It's a guide to females. [+] (3 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on Collective feminist groan | +60 |
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| #80 - >> #56 , >> #41 , Its actually 2016. I'm a disgrac… | 01/02/2016 on metric system | 0 |
| #84 - He's not autistic. He doesn't have impaired social commun… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on Futurama and archer | +2 |
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yellowizard (01/03/2016) [-] But he does have impaired social communication and it's hinted multiple times throughout the show that he is actually autistic, like him being the only one keeping track of how many bullets have been fired and a near photographic memory. | ||
| #10 - Zezima. Pronounced Zeesma. Like from emperor's new groove. | 01/02/2016 on zezima | 0 |
| #50 - I enlisted in the American Marines. The military here wan… | 01/02/2016 on Anon can't masturbate | +1 |
| #46 - Sorry, 18 years of age. 17 with parental waiver. He ain't gett… | 01/02/2016 on Anon can't masturbate | 0 |
| #44 - Are you at least 17? Can you run a block without stopping? Can… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on Anon can't masturbate | +4 |
| There are actually quite a lot of standards. Back in military school my best friend was denied contract for the marines because he has a peanut allergy. I was almost denied mine for Air Force because I have ADHD. I'm not sure if they were actually allowed to but this was during the government shutdown so I think they were being more selective. There is more to the application process, not sure about americas process but I know the british one needs either, Address, Phone number or email. If all they have is your adress it is probably going to take a long time. I work in Army recruitment so I know the application process. | ||
| #10 - You don't get to be the world's deadliest agent from being an … [+] (7 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on Futurama and archer | +63 |
| He's actually brilliant. It would be more obvious if he wasn't either drunk or hungover 95% of the time. #106 -
yellowizard (01/03/2016) [-] But he does have impaired social communication and it's hinted multiple times throughout the show that he is actually autistic, like him being the only one keeping track of how many bullets have been fired and a near photographic memory. | ||
| #38 - There is one route... [+] (6 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on Anon can't masturbate | +3 |
| That is one route but you do know know his/her medical history, i bet his mum has done some mental damage that has caused deepression which the army will not accept if you are being treated for it. If they don't the army still needs an address and phone number before you can join, to do certain parts of the application process. Are you at least 17? Can you run a block without stopping? Can you pull yourself out of a pool without trouble? Are you not really really fat? Walk in the recruitment door. Say you want to be a Sailor/soldier/airmen. Pass a test as easy as highschool. They'll ask if you're a clean bill of health (any medical issues) unless your ass actually has asthma say nothing's wrong with you. Even drug use is waivered. Literally any functioning human can enlist in the military. Marine standards, run a half a mile without stopping (two track lengths). Climb a tree without trouble, complete 20 pushups without stopping. Then you are fit enough to survive being in the presence of a Marine recruiter. There are actually quite a lot of standards. Back in military school my best friend was denied contract for the marines because he has a peanut allergy. I was almost denied mine for Air Force because I have ADHD. I'm not sure if they were actually allowed to but this was during the government shutdown so I think they were being more selective. There is more to the application process, not sure about americas process but I know the british one needs either, Address, Phone number or email. If all they have is your adress it is probably going to take a long time. I work in Army recruitment so I know the application process. | ||
| #36 - Lets say he's over 18. As an adult you do as you please. … [+] (10 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on Anon can't masturbate | +1 |
| Disappointing your mother vs never living a life, what do you pick? right now I'm just doing both. yolo That is one route but you do know know his/her medical history, i bet his mum has done some mental damage that has caused deepression which the army will not accept if you are being treated for it. If they don't the army still needs an address and phone number before you can join, to do certain parts of the application process. Are you at least 17? Can you run a block without stopping? Can you pull yourself out of a pool without trouble? Are you not really really fat? Walk in the recruitment door. Say you want to be a Sailor/soldier/airmen. Pass a test as easy as highschool. They'll ask if you're a clean bill of health (any medical issues) unless your ass actually has asthma say nothing's wrong with you. Even drug use is waivered. Literally any functioning human can enlist in the military. Marine standards, run a half a mile without stopping (two track lengths). Climb a tree without trouble, complete 20 pushups without stopping. Then you are fit enough to survive being in the presence of a Marine recruiter. There are actually quite a lot of standards. Back in military school my best friend was denied contract for the marines because he has a peanut allergy. I was almost denied mine for Air Force because I have ADHD. I'm not sure if they were actually allowed to but this was during the government shutdown so I think they were being more selective. There is more to the application process, not sure about americas process but I know the british one needs either, Address, Phone number or email. If all they have is your adress it is probably going to take a long time. I work in Army recruitment so I know the application process. | ||
| #18 - Holy **** hello 2005. | 01/02/2016 on Press 222 for free armour trim | +55 |
| #33 - Why not move the **** out? You have a mentally damaged mother. [+] (12 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on Anon can't masturbate | +3 |
| Disappointing your mother vs never living a life, what do you pick? right now I'm just doing both. yolo That is one route but you do know know his/her medical history, i bet his mum has done some mental damage that has caused deepression which the army will not accept if you are being treated for it. If they don't the army still needs an address and phone number before you can join, to do certain parts of the application process. Are you at least 17? Can you run a block without stopping? Can you pull yourself out of a pool without trouble? Are you not really really fat? Walk in the recruitment door. Say you want to be a Sailor/soldier/airmen. Pass a test as easy as highschool. They'll ask if you're a clean bill of health (any medical issues) unless your ass actually has asthma say nothing's wrong with you. Even drug use is waivered. Literally any functioning human can enlist in the military. Marine standards, run a half a mile without stopping (two track lengths). Climb a tree without trouble, complete 20 pushups without stopping. Then you are fit enough to survive being in the presence of a Marine recruiter. There are actually quite a lot of standards. Back in military school my best friend was denied contract for the marines because he has a peanut allergy. I was almost denied mine for Air Force because I have ADHD. I'm not sure if they were actually allowed to but this was during the government shutdown so I think they were being more selective. There is more to the application process, not sure about americas process but I know the british one needs either, Address, Phone number or email. If all they have is your adress it is probably going to take a long time. I work in Army recruitment so I know the application process. | ||
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dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-] SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ATTEND FJ PARTIES RATHER THAN WORK FOR 18 HOURS ON ******* INDEPENDENCE DAY THANKS TO INCOMPETENT HIGHER UPS SCHEDULING THREE PEOPLE FOR FIVE SHIFTS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
Traumatic brain injuries? How in the hell did you get concussions from green and brown belt courses?
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.
