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#2 - I frequently show my bare ass to my xbox kinect.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Microsoft spies on us +2
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#3 - elvoz (01/06/2016) [-]
Is it out of spite or is that just a side-effect of your daily routine?
#4 - affix (01/07/2016) [-]
Just in case microsoft's watching.
#270 - What? I don't know how you can evaluate people like that, i me…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Good Lawd 0
#271 - legitimately (01/07/2016) [-]
It's a joke, man. I don't give a damn what people do in their free time, do what you like, watch what you want.
#138 - If you stop enjoying something because people talk **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Anon helps move a bed 0
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#139 - djdragontwist (01/06/2016) [-]
It's not even because of people hating or being assholes, its the fandom people
#85 - Because people aren't satisfied with one person. The dish… 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 5 +3
#150 - My sister is 11. She got me into ponies, and in return, i …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Good Lawd +12
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#219 - mondominiman (01/05/2016) [-]
I hope you're talking about the show
#222 - legitimately (01/05/2016) [-]
Let's be real. They're both on the same level.
#270 - affix (01/06/2016) [-]
What? I don't know how you can evaluate people like that, i mean we have a lot in common since we're related.
But she's an artist and i'm a Marine. She can appreciate things outside the box and so can i.

I don't stop myself from enjoying many different things just because 14 year olds on FJ shit on mlp. Im not that desperate to fit in.
She explored into SnK because she won't reject it immediately. She doesn't care that people at her school know she watches a show about giant naked people eating people.
Who gives a fuck what people think.
#271 - legitimately (01/07/2016) [-]
It's a joke, man. I don't give a damn what people do in their free time, do what you like, watch what you want.
#60 - bronywiseman, please understand. You are in the presence …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Anon helps move a bed -8
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#68 - djmaryhikineet (01/05/2016) [-]
It only became popular b/c of the nice guy fallacy and irony. The show isn't anything of note outside of bronies and the popularity over a young girl show. The animation is standard and the story i don't know but it's not notable enough for people to talk about it and get a gist of the shows plot. Most bronies renounced the whole thing b/c of this.
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#134 - djdragontwist (01/06/2016) [-]
I used to like it for the games and art from fans, then I realized how bad it got and I just left, I really need to find something else for my profile picture. To be honest I got into the fandom on its decline; now its dead.
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#138 - affix (01/06/2016) [-]
If you stop enjoying something because people talk shit you're missing out.
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#139 - djdragontwist (01/06/2016) [-]
It's not even because of people hating or being assholes, its the fandom people
#23 - My waifu > your waifu. 01/05/2016 on Your Waifu 0
#118 - Careful with that edge. 01/04/2016 on Lesbians save the day 0
#42 - Are you so ******* lame that you steal other's success-… 01/04/2016 on Twintails! 0
#40 - Laugh all you want. Hair hurts being slapped by. 01/04/2016 on Twintails! 0
#44 - Hey it's Lyra accessorized with the tokens of a better time.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Lesbians save the day +1
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#68 - Kannas (01/04/2016) [-]
Hey, it's a mistake.
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#118 - affix (01/04/2016) [-]
Careful with that edge.
#3 - Picture 01/04/2016 on My Guide to Shitposting 0
#22 - My favorite. 01/04/2016 on Cosplay complex +1
#18 - One big pile of **** with the most nukes ****** .  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Eagle +8
#23 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
HERE IT IS
The most murican thing you could come up today
Block or not you still get your dick up your ass cocksucker
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#29 - nignogprime (01/04/2016) [-]
You can't block an anon you donut
#70 - 2 fat 2 furious. I like petites instead.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on An ass made of gel! +3
#78 - OtisMcWonderful (01/04/2016) [-]
#51 - All of them. 01/03/2016 on What color is this cake? +21
#12 - I don't know what to say about the goth situation. But as…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Danny Phantom 0
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#14 - lotengo (01/03/2016) [-]
No i mean literally. In my country we dont have a special ed class, we have schools designed for people with autism/epilepsy and other things. Smaller classes, teachers that have experience with them etc.

Go to a special ed higschool and you will see that there are WAY more goths there than in regluar schools. Like 1 in 8 or maybe evn 1 in 6 is goth there.
#19 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Growing up in your country's retard schoo l must have been tough
#24 - One the one hand, why bullying needs to be stopped, “There e…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Tyler the Creator 0
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#39 - hwaraam (01/03/2016) [-]
the second, but with some measure.

you dont train your body by lifting 500 tons the very first time you lift.

the first option exists only as a horrible thing. The second is what it should always be, dioficulty proportional to your strength
#4 - That is a damn adorable dogtag, and now i want to play battlef… 01/03/2016 on Please 0
#83 - The monkey will turn. Classic blunder. 01/03/2016 on uno er dos +44
#9 - Because 2 out of every 10 are pretty hot.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Danny Phantom +4
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#10 - lotengo (01/03/2016) [-]
is that evn a goth?

She has black hair but thats it. Her skin is not covered in flour, no red lips, not dressed in all black.
Went to a school with a lot of goths, edgy creeps, arrogant. Southpark nailed it with the goth kids.
And goth goes hand in hand with autism
#15 - matexius (01/03/2016) [-]
I found this a while ago I feel this might be slightly relevant...
In the case of this picture; I'd go with Goth... seems classy as fuck... The punk looks like she has a sail on her head...

Though, from what I've found... it seems to differ A LOT!
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#17 - lotengo (01/03/2016) [-]
The girls in those pics are attractive because of their genes.

Dress them like an average girl, an average girl from the 70's or anything in between and they will still look good. But if i had to choose i'd go with fuck it i'll just jack off to phat booty cuties, I'd rather be alone than with any of those.
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#16 - sptnfouroneseven (01/03/2016) [-]
There's a fine line between looking cute/hot in all those categories. Most people cross it immediately but if you can find it and not go overboard, they're the best.
#18 - matexius (01/03/2016) [-]
I know what you mean...

You have any idea what this is?
I have an odd feeling that it's a chick...
#13 - theydontlikeu (01/03/2016) [-]
big difference between goth, and scene, if you actually give a shit about those kind of classifications lol.
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#12 - affix (01/03/2016) [-]
I don't know what to say about the goth situation.
But as far as autism goes, think about this..
Autism according to the internet is the inability to see how stupid you are.
By definition is the inability to see facial expressions, and having low self awareness.

Those goths are just doing their thing, to you they make look stupid and autistic in public, but that is not everyone's opinion. And to represent everyone's opinion is arrogant. Let the lambs be lambs, and be the lion yourself, fuck em. I never understood people going out of their way to talk shit. Let it be.
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#14 - lotengo (01/03/2016) [-]
No i mean literally. In my country we dont have a special ed class, we have schools designed for people with autism/epilepsy and other things. Smaller classes, teachers that have experience with them etc.

Go to a special ed higschool and you will see that there are WAY more goths there than in regluar schools. Like 1 in 8 or maybe evn 1 in 6 is goth there.
#19 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Growing up in your country's retard schoo l must have been tough
#24 - What an unstoppable tactical machine. 01/03/2016 on HAES +12
#95 - Picture 01/03/2016 on Evolution 0
#144 - Calling something cringe doesn't seat yourself above them, as … 01/03/2016 on I Dont Like This Game +4
#34 - Yeah but those eyebrows. 01/03/2016 on Collective feminist groan 0

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User avatar #56 - brcstar (10/25/2015) [-]
The red baron is right, that is a nice cover.
User avatar #54 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
also nice cover
User avatar #53 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
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User avatar #50 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Happy birthday to your account
#51 to #50 - affix (09/04/2015) [-]
Wao look at that. Thanks pal.
#48 - parishailsatan (08/24/2015) [-]
Thank you for serving our country.
#49 to #48 - affix (08/24/2015) [-]
Thank you for the support.
#45 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]
dashgamer blocked me.
User avatar #46 to #45 - affix (08/18/2015) [-]
What did you say to him?
User avatar #47 to #46 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]
I dun know
#33 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ATTEND FJ PARTIES RATHER THAN WORK FOR 18 HOURS ON ******* INDEPENDENCE DAY THANKS TO INCOMPETENT HIGHER UPS SCHEDULING THREE PEOPLE FOR FIVE SHIFTS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
#35 to #34 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I'm supposed to go to the range today and here I am at six in the goddamn morning when I should have been off at midnight.
User avatar #36 to #35 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you just get off work at 6am? And have the range today?
Damn son. If we don't get 7 hours, our co breaks the 80T.
The 7 hour sleep rule is in effect because we can crash into aircraft driving around sleep deprived.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I'm a vet, you dolt. I'm paying fifteen bucks to shoot my privately owned rifles, this isn't ******* rifle qual.
I just worked 18 hours straight when I was supposed to only work 8.
#38 to #37 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Im a retarded.
Have fun burning gunpowder and slinging metal slugs at a high velocity and rapid rate.
#39 to #38 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I got 500 rounds of 7.62x54R on Friday. My Mosin's headspacing is well past the no-go. One of them will eventually explode in my face, but it will be worth it. MFW.
User avatar #40 to #39 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you replace that metal buttplate? Or do you like the pain?

Would you rather feel pain than nothing at all-ehallll?
User avatar #41 to #40 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Psssh, I'm still a young buck, I can handle some bruising. Back in my ******* day we called in Body Hardening. Don't know if they still serve that for breakfast in your Corpseos.
#42 to #41 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
My corpseos are sweet and sour man.
Since getting to this station, i advanced mcmap to green, to brown, and won 2 traumatic brain injuries as an additional prize. The corpsman said stop doing that.
User avatar #44 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Well, Mr. Brownbelt brokedick, I'm heading to bed. Later, dude.
User avatar #43 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Traumatic brain injuries? How in the hell did you get concussions from green and brown belt courses?
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.
User avatar #57 to #43 - affix (11/01/2015) [-]
I bought a .357 snub. Ill post pics on tuesday.
User avatar #58 to #57 - dashgamer (11/01/2015) [-]
I bought an SKS.
#24 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
>Liking short haired women.
>Liking short haired women.
User avatar #25 to #24 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
Who could possibly be important or powerful enough to judge what other's personally enjoy? Nobody.
Who cares?
User avatar #26 to #25 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Why short hair women?
User avatar #27 to #26 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
Because i think its cute. You act like its the only thing i like in women.

User avatar #28 to #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Explain more.
User avatar #29 to #28 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
I think shoulder length hair on a girl is short, since girls hair is typically longer.
I find it cute. And i love playing with girls hair.
Its a little more practical. Im all about practical.

Thats all i got.
#30 to #29 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Long hair girls best girls.
Long hair girls best girls.
User avatar #21 - psychadelicace (05/24/2015) [-]
That header tho
User avatar #22 to #21 - affix (05/24/2015) [-]
Appreciate it, hey how did you earn 90 days colored text items?
User avatar #23 to #22 - psychadelicace (05/24/2015) [-]
made 100+ OC back in the day
good times
User avatar #9 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
What Branch?
#15 to #10 - anon (03/01/2015) [-]
Rah.
User avatar #11 to #10 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
USN here. It's a pleasure.
User avatar #12 to #11 - affix (02/19/2015) [-]
What post gave it away? I make a few military posts now and again.
#13 to #12 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
I don't quite remember, to be honest. It's interesting to see a horse lover in the military, as it is. I believe that is what got my attention.
User avatar #18 to #13 - affix (04/26/2015) [-]
So where you at? Or are you out?
User avatar #19 to #18 - bible (04/26/2015) [-]
I'm in the states. I'm going to school right now, we have a very long training
User avatar #20 to #19 - affix (04/26/2015) [-]
I went to NAS Pensacola for 11 months. Know that feel.
User avatar #1 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Hello
User avatar #2 to #1 - affix (10/27/2014) [-]
Welcome to affix, how may i take your order?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
You could use a pen paper but that's up to you.
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