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#107 - is that from the actual show or fan stuff?	01/12/2016 on i can draw a stussy	+8
#106 - Picture	01/12/2016 on i can draw a stussy	+15
#6 - Thats tumblr. The feelings capitol instead of the facts capitol. [+] (1 new reply)	01/12/2016 on Frozen	+10
#24 - LewdFlapjack (01/12/2016) [-] Capital. A capitol is a building. Dumb, I know, but thems the facts, yo.
#8 - A relic from a better time, before muh soggy knees. [+] (13 new replies)	01/12/2016 on Hmmmm	+44
#28 - catburglarpenis (01/12/2016) [-] Crackd did a whole doodad about how hello nurse was a genius on her own right and completely competent on every which way, while also being beautiful. She wasn't a my soggy knees victim, she was just a great character. #12 - installation (01/12/2016) [-] "Better time" It was a pretty shit time. We got better shit now. Like instead of dumbass shows like "autismaniacs" we have real shows like SU. Kids these days have all the good shows, we grew up with mindless bullshit. #38 - xevilpenguinx (01/12/2016) [-] #31 - calawesome (01/12/2016) [-] Steven universe is one of the worst cartoons ever made. You are retarded for liking it and deserve several blowjobs from piranhas. #26 - bleeduntildeath (01/12/2016) [-] #21 - kameken (01/12/2016) [-] They're not even close to similar in what they try to accomplish, though, you faglord. Animaniacs was for keks, SU is for story. They both do their jobs wonderfully, no need to compare. #22 - jeffthellamaking (01/12/2016) [-] >SU >Story #23 - kameken (01/12/2016) [-] Funny and creative #24 - jeffthellamaking (01/12/2016) [-] What can I say, that's me in a nutshell. #36 - elflon (01/12/2016) [-] SU has a great story. And amazing character development. Sadly you gotta sift through the first ten episodes of nonsense to find it #44 - jeffthellamaking (01/12/2016) [-] Therein lies my problem with it. I'd rather not sift through the shit to find the supposed good. #18 - reycall (01/12/2016) [-] #17 - anon (01/12/2016) [-] nigga shut the fuck up I love Animaniacs and SU they're both good shows, but totally different genres, so they of course won't appeal in the same way to everyone don't be a cunt
#11 - If i was rich i wouldn't be sitting in my huge home like a dam… [+] (3 new replies)	01/12/2016 on Nothing Aint Cheap	+5
#13 - itztater (01/12/2016) [-] That Nismo package #14 - affix (01/12/2016) [-] I would spank it. There is physically no other car in the world i want more. I already have my third favorite car i ever want to own. #20 - itztater (01/12/2016) [-] 10/10 would spank. I do however want an R8 over the GTR simply because I've owned two Audi's so far and I love the cars.
#70 - BAIT THIS OBVIOUS Just got over 70 ign… [+] (1 new reply)	01/12/2016 on Western Rape Culture	+27
#135 - innocentbabies (01/12/2016) [-] 203, and the post will be on the front page for another 8 hours.
#78 - Those that masterbate to other's suffering are broken human be…	01/12/2016 on kek	+3
#43 - Bitchin will get you nowhere. [+] (1 new reply)	01/11/2016 on Collective feminist groan	0
#44 - sweetellie (01/12/2016) [-] this comment is like a week old m8
#75 - Bitches love. -Uniforms -Utility (Can protect, well tr…	01/11/2016 on If veterans narrated disney	-1
#74 - Pocahontas	01/11/2016 on If veterans narrated disney	0
#61 - 14 year olds probably contributed to the content. Vets as well…	01/11/2016 on If veterans narrated disney	-3
#50 - >> #17 , >> #38 , It actually looks like a collabo… [+] (1 new reply)	01/11/2016 on If veterans narrated disney	+1
#55 - anon (01/11/2016) [-] u suck bro
#49 - People forgot that they're still people. [+] (2 new replies)	01/11/2016 on If veterans narrated disney	+2
#57 - kingdaniel (01/11/2016) [-] I doubt most veterans talk like 14 year olds. #61 - affix (01/11/2016) [-] 14 year olds probably contributed to the content. Vets as well. its facebook, some motivated kid in highschool could have made some of them. But the ones about sexual assault, marksmanship, blues, or the brig are probably vets.
#48 - >Implying i made it.	01/11/2016 on If veterans narrated disney	0
#47 - Or sailer. Marines and sailors share the same terms. [+] (7 new replies)	01/11/2016 on If veterans narrated disney	+2
#77 - gearhead (01/12/2016) [-] this is true. but Marines are normally more asshole-ish XD so I expect this to be a Marine #79 - affix (01/12/2016) [-] The legend of our arrogance never dies. #80 - gearhead (01/12/2016) [-] wait...waht? was i just insulted? i feel insulted... #81 - affix (01/12/2016) [-] No. #82 - gearhead (01/12/2016) [-] ok cool. now i feel dumb lol. damn....OP is pretty fuckin cool tonite #83 - affix (01/12/2016) [-] It's 34 degrees °F where i'm at so yes i'm cool. #84 - gearhead (01/12/2016) [-] *gearhead used "roll picture"* gearhead rolled image mfw OP is a smart ass....punpunpun.jpg
#59 - I don't like dick. It's not strange. [+] (1 new reply)	01/11/2016 on admin, i know what you need	0
#60 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-] *simonhatesfj used "roll picture"* simonhatesfj rolled image "not strange"
#8 - I would ******* fork it over for a japanese nasus	01/11/2016 on lol weebs	0
#24 - [dweeb intensifies]	01/10/2016 on CalvinTrolls Unseen Dank...	+8
#24 - Picture	01/10/2016 on Right, hate his face before...	+3
#20 - I swear, you're the only dude to reliably post that image. [+] (2 new replies)	01/10/2016 on Right, hate his face before...	+3
#21 - madcoww (01/10/2016) [-] probably because I made it #24 - affix (01/10/2016) [-]
#8 - You're the hero gotham needs. [+] (2 new replies)	01/10/2016 on If veterans narrated disney	+1
#25 - totallytito (01/11/2016) [-] You did it bruddah. You Totally did it #10 - totallytito (01/10/2016) [-] I'm just a Tito for fun
#6 - Ill stick you when you get more thumbs, because sticking freez… [+] (4 new replies)	01/10/2016 on If veterans narrated disney	+1
#7 - totallytito (01/10/2016) [-] I dont care about thumbs, im giving you a good gesture #8 - affix (01/10/2016) [-] You're the hero gotham needs. #25 - totallytito (01/11/2016) [-] You did it bruddah. You Totally did it #10 - totallytito (01/10/2016) [-] I'm just a Tito for fun
#14 - This unspoken "rule" is very spoken. [+] (1 new reply)	01/10/2016 on Right, hate his face before...	+31
#19 - shorea (01/10/2016) [-] it's actually written, not spoken
#16 - What if, leo doesn't care about the award. And is soul s… [+] (1 new reply)	01/10/2016 on poor leo	+15
#23 - electronicbacon (01/11/2016) [-] Do you have a larger version of that pic?
#10 - Good point on astronomy Neil degrasse tyson. But you're black,…	01/10/2016 on App that takes your socks off	0

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#56 - brcstar (10/25/2015) [-]

The red baron is right, that is a nice cover.

#54 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

also nice cover

#53 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.

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#50 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

Happy birthday to your account

#51 to #50 - affix (09/04/2015) [-]

Wao look at that. Thanks pal.

#48 - parishailsatan (08/24/2015) [-]

Thank you for serving our country.

#49 to #48 - affix (08/24/2015) [-]

Thank you for the support.

#45 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]

dashgamer blocked me.

#46 to #45 - affix (08/18/2015) [-]

What did you say to him?

#47 to #46 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]

I dun know

#33 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ATTEND FJ PARTIES RATHER THAN WORK FOR 18 HOURS ON ******* INDEPENDENCE DAY THANKS TO INCOMPETENT HIGHER UPS SCHEDULING THREE PEOPLE FOR FIVE SHIFTS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

#34 to #33 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

okay

#35 to #34 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I'm supposed to go to the range today and here I am at six in the goddamn morning when I should have been off at midnight.

#36 to #35 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Did you just get off work at 6am? And have the range today?
Damn son. If we don't get 7 hours, our co breaks the 80T.
The 7 hour sleep rule is in effect because we can crash into aircraft driving around sleep deprived.

#37 to #36 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I'm a vet, you dolt. I'm paying fifteen bucks to shoot my privately owned rifles, this isn't ******* rifle qual.
I just worked 18 hours straight when I was supposed to only work 8.

#38 to #37 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Im a retarded.
Have fun burning gunpowder and slinging metal slugs at a high velocity and rapid rate.

#39 to #38 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I got 500 rounds of 7.62x54R on Friday. My Mosin's headspacing is well past the no-go. One of them will eventually explode in my face, but it will be worth it. MFW.

#40 to #39 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Did you replace that metal buttplate? Or do you like the pain?

Would you rather feel pain than nothing at all-ehallll?

#41 to #40 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Psssh, I'm still a young buck, I can handle some bruising. Back in my ******* day we called in Body Hardening. Don't know if they still serve that for breakfast in your Corpseos.

#42 to #41 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

My corpseos are sweet and sour man.
Since getting to this station, i advanced mcmap to green, to brown, and won 2 traumatic brain injuries as an additional prize. The corpsman said stop doing that.

#44 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Well, Mr. Brownbelt brokedick, I'm heading to bed. Later, dude.

#43 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Traumatic brain injuries? How in the hell did you get concussions from green and brown belt courses?
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.

#57 to #43 - affix (11/01/2015) [-]

I bought a .357 snub. Ill post pics on tuesday.

#58 to #57 - dashgamer (11/01/2015) [-]

I bought an SKS.

#32 - affix (06/27/2015) [-]

#24 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]

>Liking short haired women.

#25 to #24 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

Who could possibly be important or powerful enough to judge what other's personally enjoy? Nobody.
Who cares?

#26 to #25 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]

Why short hair women?

#27 to #26 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

Because i think its cute. You act like its the only thing i like in women.

#28 to #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]

Explain more.

#29 to #28 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

I think shoulder length hair on a girl is short, since girls hair is typically longer.
I find it cute. And i love playing with girls hair.
Its a little more practical. Im all about practical.

Thats all i got.