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| #14 - I just said. Riding the plain normally without opening the d… [+] (10 new replies) | 18 hours ago on Waiting for the power ball... | 0 |
| Clearly you do not read either, did you read the part where it said CHEATING #4 to #2 - affix ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-] That's comparable to using hacking to find out the numbers, it's cheating. Buying shit tons of tickets and opening a door is not comparable, one is a matter of money, and one is a matter of decision to open a door. I'm arguing your statement of cheating, not your statement of odds. Then thats just your personal veiwpoint, so don't argue an opinion. I will not stand for someone who tries to compare an odd a 1 in 11 million to 1 in 292 million. Now you're trying to argue an odd of 1 in 60,000 to 1 in 3,700,000 Are you gonna try to argue dying by volcano vs dying by tsunami too? Yes. Tornadoes and shit happen all the time in the middle plains of the US. I'd much rather live next to a dormant volcano. | ||
| #10 - And what do those numbers mean to you? Lets look at them … [+] (13 new replies) | 18 hours ago on Waiting for the power ball... | 0 |
| Thats like trying to compare dying by shark to dying by tornado You're 26 times more likely to die in a plane crash than win the lottery. So no, its not comparable, the difference is too great. You tried to compare cheating on a powerball (Buying shit tons of tickets to increase your odds at certain times) to simply opening the door of a plane. (Cost of a plane ride, opening the door costs nothing except your life) Can't compare those either, those are two far different odds Clearly you do not read either, did you read the part where it said CHEATING #4 to #2 - affix ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-] That's comparable to using hacking to find out the numbers, it's cheating. Buying shit tons of tickets and opening a door is not comparable, one is a matter of money, and one is a matter of decision to open a door. I'm arguing your statement of cheating, not your statement of odds. Then thats just your personal veiwpoint, so don't argue an opinion. I will not stand for someone who tries to compare an odd a 1 in 11 million to 1 in 292 million. Now you're trying to argue an odd of 1 in 60,000 to 1 in 3,700,000 Are you gonna try to argue dying by volcano vs dying by tsunami too? Yes. Tornadoes and shit happen all the time in the middle plains of the US. I'd much rather live next to a dormant volcano. | ||
| #102 - Really? really? | 18 hours ago on Oops | 0 |
| #101 - 911 jokes are the stalest of all re-toasted posts. Yet it… | 18 hours ago on Oops | 0 |
| #8 - But remember the original point, lets not get sidetracked here… [+] (15 new replies) | 18 hours ago on Waiting for the power ball... | 0 |
| one in 11 million In fact, the odds of a plane crash are one for every 1.2 million flights, with odds of dying one in 11 million. Your chances of dying in a car or traffic accident are one in 5,000. Astoundingly, even if you are aboard one of the one in 1.2 flights that crash, 95.7 percent of passengers survive. One in 292 million The odds of winning the Powerball jackpot if you buy one ticket Thats like trying to compare dying by shark to dying by tornado You're 26 times more likely to die in a plane crash than win the lottery. So no, its not comparable, the difference is too great. You tried to compare cheating on a powerball (Buying shit tons of tickets to increase your odds at certain times) to simply opening the door of a plane. (Cost of a plane ride, opening the door costs nothing except your life) Can't compare those either, those are two far different odds Clearly you do not read either, did you read the part where it said CHEATING #4 to #2 - affix ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-] That's comparable to using hacking to find out the numbers, it's cheating. Buying shit tons of tickets and opening a door is not comparable, one is a matter of money, and one is a matter of decision to open a door. I'm arguing your statement of cheating, not your statement of odds. Then thats just your personal veiwpoint, so don't argue an opinion. I will not stand for someone who tries to compare an odd a 1 in 11 million to 1 in 292 million. Now you're trying to argue an odd of 1 in 60,000 to 1 in 3,700,000 Are you gonna try to argue dying by volcano vs dying by tsunami too? Yes. Tornadoes and shit happen all the time in the middle plains of the US. I'd much rather live next to a dormant volcano. | ||
| #6 - Picture [+] (17 new replies) | 18 hours ago on Waiting for the power ball... | 0 |
| yeah thats a small town lottery, and that plan requires to have a shit ton of money to spend on it in the first place. Were getting into the Billions here for powerball one in 11 million In fact, the odds of a plane crash are one for every 1.2 million flights, with odds of dying one in 11 million. Your chances of dying in a car or traffic accident are one in 5,000. Astoundingly, even if you are aboard one of the one in 1.2 flights that crash, 95.7 percent of passengers survive. One in 292 million The odds of winning the Powerball jackpot if you buy one ticket Thats like trying to compare dying by shark to dying by tornado You're 26 times more likely to die in a plane crash than win the lottery. So no, its not comparable, the difference is too great. You tried to compare cheating on a powerball (Buying shit tons of tickets to increase your odds at certain times) to simply opening the door of a plane. (Cost of a plane ride, opening the door costs nothing except your life) Can't compare those either, those are two far different odds Clearly you do not read either, did you read the part where it said CHEATING #4 to #2 - affix ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-] That's comparable to using hacking to find out the numbers, it's cheating. Buying shit tons of tickets and opening a door is not comparable, one is a matter of money, and one is a matter of decision to open a door. I'm arguing your statement of cheating, not your statement of odds. Then thats just your personal veiwpoint, so don't argue an opinion. I will not stand for someone who tries to compare an odd a 1 in 11 million to 1 in 292 million. Now you're trying to argue an odd of 1 in 60,000 to 1 in 3,700,000 Are you gonna try to argue dying by volcano vs dying by tsunami too? Yes. Tornadoes and shit happen all the time in the middle plains of the US. I'd much rather live next to a dormant volcano. | ||
| #4 - That's comparable to using hacking to find out the numbers, it… [+] (19 new replies) | 18 hours ago on Waiting for the power ball... | 0 |
| yeah thats a small town lottery, and that plan requires to have a shit ton of money to spend on it in the first place. Were getting into the Billions here for powerball one in 11 million In fact, the odds of a plane crash are one for every 1.2 million flights, with odds of dying one in 11 million. Your chances of dying in a car or traffic accident are one in 5,000. Astoundingly, even if you are aboard one of the one in 1.2 flights that crash, 95.7 percent of passengers survive. One in 292 million The odds of winning the Powerball jackpot if you buy one ticket Thats like trying to compare dying by shark to dying by tornado You're 26 times more likely to die in a plane crash than win the lottery. So no, its not comparable, the difference is too great. You tried to compare cheating on a powerball (Buying shit tons of tickets to increase your odds at certain times) to simply opening the door of a plane. (Cost of a plane ride, opening the door costs nothing except your life) Can't compare those either, those are two far different odds Clearly you do not read either, did you read the part where it said CHEATING #4 to #2 - affix ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-] That's comparable to using hacking to find out the numbers, it's cheating. Buying shit tons of tickets and opening a door is not comparable, one is a matter of money, and one is a matter of decision to open a door. I'm arguing your statement of cheating, not your statement of odds. Then thats just your personal veiwpoint, so don't argue an opinion. I will not stand for someone who tries to compare an odd a 1 in 11 million to 1 in 292 million. Now you're trying to argue an odd of 1 in 60,000 to 1 in 3,700,000 Are you gonna try to argue dying by volcano vs dying by tsunami too? Yes. Tornadoes and shit happen all the time in the middle plains of the US. I'd much rather live next to a dormant volcano. | ||
| #1 - Trying to win the lotto is like trying to commit suicide by co… [+] (26 new replies) | 18 hours ago on Waiting for the power ball... | +9 |
| >>#24 Thats your response? Here, come live in Orlando Florida where I am. Theres a 36% chance to get hit by a hurricane each year. Dying in it is low, but having your property damaged is high. www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/G11.html yeah thats a small town lottery, and that plan requires to have a shit ton of money to spend on it in the first place. Were getting into the Billions here for powerball one in 11 million In fact, the odds of a plane crash are one for every 1.2 million flights, with odds of dying one in 11 million. Your chances of dying in a car or traffic accident are one in 5,000. Astoundingly, even if you are aboard one of the one in 1.2 flights that crash, 95.7 percent of passengers survive. One in 292 million The odds of winning the Powerball jackpot if you buy one ticket Thats like trying to compare dying by shark to dying by tornado You're 26 times more likely to die in a plane crash than win the lottery. So no, its not comparable, the difference is too great. You tried to compare cheating on a powerball (Buying shit tons of tickets to increase your odds at certain times) to simply opening the door of a plane. (Cost of a plane ride, opening the door costs nothing except your life) Can't compare those either, those are two far different odds Clearly you do not read either, did you read the part where it said CHEATING #4 to #2 - affix ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-] That's comparable to using hacking to find out the numbers, it's cheating. Buying shit tons of tickets and opening a door is not comparable, one is a matter of money, and one is a matter of decision to open a door. I'm arguing your statement of cheating, not your statement of odds. Then thats just your personal veiwpoint, so don't argue an opinion. I will not stand for someone who tries to compare an odd a 1 in 11 million to 1 in 292 million. Now you're trying to argue an odd of 1 in 60,000 to 1 in 3,700,000 Are you gonna try to argue dying by volcano vs dying by tsunami too? Yes. Tornadoes and shit happen all the time in the middle plains of the US. I'd much rather live next to a dormant volcano. | ||
| #21 - Nothing wrong about being carried. Sometimes, wifes are b… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/13/2016 on life in a nutshell | +2 |
| #20 - Look at how short the hips are vertically. It's anatomica… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/13/2016 on life in a nutshell | +5 |
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| #47 - What, were you offended? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/13/2016 on new uniforms | 0 |
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| #38 - You're correct. The entire Thai population is male, meaning fe… | 01/13/2016 on Ohhh Thailand.. | 0 |
| #83 - This is where you learn to study or drown. Sink or swim. … | 01/13/2016 on ageing sucks | 0 |
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| #83 - It's 34 degrees °F where i'm at so yes i'm cool. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on If veterans narrated disney | +1 |
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| #79 - The legend of our arrogance never dies. [+] (5 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on If veterans narrated disney | +1 |
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| #14 - I would spank it. There is physically no other car in the… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Nothing Aint Cheap | +1 |
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| #15 - Oh yay. Another god damn CAR. We don't already have a ton of t… | 01/12/2016 on Paragon | 0 |
| #14 - Is that teemo with a squid hat and shades? [+] (5 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Paragon | +1 |
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| #6 - The sexiest things are soffe shorts. | 01/12/2016 on Bulma Breifs | +1 |
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dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-] SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ATTEND FJ PARTIES RATHER THAN WORK FOR 18 HOURS ON ******* INDEPENDENCE DAY THANKS TO INCOMPETENT HIGHER UPS SCHEDULING THREE PEOPLE FOR FIVE SHIFTS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
Traumatic brain injuries? How in the hell did you get concussions from green and brown belt courses?
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.
