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#14 - I just said. Riding the plain normally without opening the d…  [+] (10 new replies) 18 hours ago on Waiting for the power ball... 0
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#15 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Clearly you do not read either, did you read the part where it said CHEATING

#4 to #2 - affix ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-]
That's comparable to using hacking to find out the numbers, it's cheating.


Buying shit tons of tickets and opening a door is not comparable, one is a matter of money, and one is a matter of decision to open a door.

I'm arguing your statement of cheating, not your statement of odds.
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#16 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
The odds are so incredible, it's negligible to me.

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#17 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Then thats just your personal veiwpoint, so don't argue an opinion.

I will not stand for someone who tries to compare an odd a 1 in 11 million to 1 in 292 million.
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#18 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
Those odds are so ridiculous, it's like choosing where to live because of fear or tornados vs fear of sharks.

The odds are so great, worrying about them will net you nothing.
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#19 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Now you're trying to argue an odd of 1 in 60,000 to 1 in 3,700,000

Are you gonna try to argue dying by volcano vs dying by tsunami too?
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#20 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
>>#13, I just reused a sentence you used

Anyway, i want to make sure you get my point, worrying about incredible odds is ridiculous. On the other hand, banking on incredible odds is just as silly.



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#21 - peanutsaurusrex (17 hours ago) [-]
No I get your point, but my >>#13 use of shark v tornado was claiming your attempt at comparison was bullshit, same as my >>#19 statement but in different words.

So you just made me restate my statement towards you
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#22 - affix (17 hours ago) [-]
Would you choose where to house your family based on the odds of a local catastrophe?
Would you choose one incredible odd over another because its lower?
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#23 - peanutsaurusrex (17 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
Tornadoes and shit happen all the time in the middle plains of the US. I'd much rather live next to a dormant volcano.
#24 - affix (17 hours ago) [-]
#10 - And what do those numbers mean to you? Lets look at them …  [+] (13 new replies) 18 hours ago on Waiting for the power ball... 0
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#13 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Thats like trying to compare dying by shark to dying by tornado
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#11 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
You're 26 times more likely to die in a plane crash than win the lottery.

So no, its not comparable, the difference is too great.
You tried to compare cheating on a powerball (Buying shit tons of tickets to increase your odds at certain times) to simply opening the door of a plane. (Cost of a plane ride, opening the door costs nothing except your life)

Can't compare those either, those are two far different odds
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#14 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
I just said. Riding the plain normally without opening the door you're not supposed to open unless there's an emergency you daft bitch, i won't continue wasting my time on someone that doesn't even read my shit.

The odds are so incredible they mean nothing to me.
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#15 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Clearly you do not read either, did you read the part where it said CHEATING

#4 to #2 - affix ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-]
That's comparable to using hacking to find out the numbers, it's cheating.


Buying shit tons of tickets and opening a door is not comparable, one is a matter of money, and one is a matter of decision to open a door.

I'm arguing your statement of cheating, not your statement of odds.
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#16 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
The odds are so incredible, it's negligible to me.

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#17 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Then thats just your personal veiwpoint, so don't argue an opinion.

I will not stand for someone who tries to compare an odd a 1 in 11 million to 1 in 292 million.
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#18 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
Those odds are so ridiculous, it's like choosing where to live because of fear or tornados vs fear of sharks.

The odds are so great, worrying about them will net you nothing.
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#19 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Now you're trying to argue an odd of 1 in 60,000 to 1 in 3,700,000

Are you gonna try to argue dying by volcano vs dying by tsunami too?
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#20 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
>>#13, I just reused a sentence you used

Anyway, i want to make sure you get my point, worrying about incredible odds is ridiculous. On the other hand, banking on incredible odds is just as silly.



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#21 - peanutsaurusrex (17 hours ago) [-]
No I get your point, but my >>#13 use of shark v tornado was claiming your attempt at comparison was bullshit, same as my >>#19 statement but in different words.

So you just made me restate my statement towards you
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#22 - affix (17 hours ago) [-]
Would you choose where to house your family based on the odds of a local catastrophe?
Would you choose one incredible odd over another because its lower?
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#23 - peanutsaurusrex (17 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
Tornadoes and shit happen all the time in the middle plains of the US. I'd much rather live next to a dormant volcano.
#24 - affix (17 hours ago) [-]
#102 - Really? really? 18 hours ago on Oops 0
#101 - 911 jokes are the stalest of all re-toasted posts. Yet it… 18 hours ago on Oops 0
#8 - But remember the original point, lets not get sidetracked here…  [+] (15 new replies) 18 hours ago on Waiting for the power ball... 0
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#9 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
one in 11 million
In fact, the odds of a plane crash are one for every 1.2 million flights, with odds of dying one in 11 million. Your chances of dying in a car or traffic accident are one in 5,000. Astoundingly, even if you are aboard one of the one in 1.2 flights that crash, 95.7 percent of passengers survive.

One in 292 million
The odds of winning the Powerball jackpot if you buy one ticket
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#10 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
And what do those numbers mean to you?
Lets look at them practically.
Die in an airplaine, extremely unlikely
Win the powerball, more extremely unlikely.

In the end, it's extremely unlikely. And trying to kill yourself via airline is like trying to win the powerball.
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#13 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Thats like trying to compare dying by shark to dying by tornado
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#11 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
You're 26 times more likely to die in a plane crash than win the lottery.

So no, its not comparable, the difference is too great.
You tried to compare cheating on a powerball (Buying shit tons of tickets to increase your odds at certain times) to simply opening the door of a plane. (Cost of a plane ride, opening the door costs nothing except your life)

Can't compare those either, those are two far different odds
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#14 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
I just said. Riding the plain normally without opening the door you're not supposed to open unless there's an emergency you daft bitch, i won't continue wasting my time on someone that doesn't even read my shit.

The odds are so incredible they mean nothing to me.
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#15 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Clearly you do not read either, did you read the part where it said CHEATING

#4 to #2 - affix ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-]
That's comparable to using hacking to find out the numbers, it's cheating.


Buying shit tons of tickets and opening a door is not comparable, one is a matter of money, and one is a matter of decision to open a door.

I'm arguing your statement of cheating, not your statement of odds.
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#16 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
The odds are so incredible, it's negligible to me.

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#17 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Then thats just your personal veiwpoint, so don't argue an opinion.

I will not stand for someone who tries to compare an odd a 1 in 11 million to 1 in 292 million.
User avatar
#18 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
Those odds are so ridiculous, it's like choosing where to live because of fear or tornados vs fear of sharks.

The odds are so great, worrying about them will net you nothing.
User avatar
#19 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Now you're trying to argue an odd of 1 in 60,000 to 1 in 3,700,000

Are you gonna try to argue dying by volcano vs dying by tsunami too?
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#20 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
>>#13, I just reused a sentence you used

Anyway, i want to make sure you get my point, worrying about incredible odds is ridiculous. On the other hand, banking on incredible odds is just as silly.



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#21 - peanutsaurusrex (17 hours ago) [-]
No I get your point, but my >>#13 use of shark v tornado was claiming your attempt at comparison was bullshit, same as my >>#19 statement but in different words.

So you just made me restate my statement towards you
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#22 - affix (17 hours ago) [-]
Would you choose where to house your family based on the odds of a local catastrophe?
Would you choose one incredible odd over another because its lower?
User avatar
#23 - peanutsaurusrex (17 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
Tornadoes and shit happen all the time in the middle plains of the US. I'd much rather live next to a dormant volcano.
#24 - affix (17 hours ago) [-]
#6 - Picture  [+] (17 new replies) 18 hours ago on Waiting for the power ball... 0
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#7 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
yeah thats a small town lottery, and that plan requires to have a shit ton of money to spend on it in the first place.

Were getting into the Billions here for powerball
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#8 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
But remember the original point, lets not get sidetracked here.

By flying commercial airline LEGALLY (i.e. not using an emergency escape hatch in a non-emergency) Is comparable to trying to win the powerball since the odds are so extreme.
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#9 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
one in 11 million
In fact, the odds of a plane crash are one for every 1.2 million flights, with odds of dying one in 11 million. Your chances of dying in a car or traffic accident are one in 5,000. Astoundingly, even if you are aboard one of the one in 1.2 flights that crash, 95.7 percent of passengers survive.

One in 292 million
The odds of winning the Powerball jackpot if you buy one ticket
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#10 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
And what do those numbers mean to you?
Lets look at them practically.
Die in an airplaine, extremely unlikely
Win the powerball, more extremely unlikely.

In the end, it's extremely unlikely. And trying to kill yourself via airline is like trying to win the powerball.
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#13 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Thats like trying to compare dying by shark to dying by tornado
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#11 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
You're 26 times more likely to die in a plane crash than win the lottery.

So no, its not comparable, the difference is too great.
You tried to compare cheating on a powerball (Buying shit tons of tickets to increase your odds at certain times) to simply opening the door of a plane. (Cost of a plane ride, opening the door costs nothing except your life)

Can't compare those either, those are two far different odds
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#14 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
I just said. Riding the plain normally without opening the door you're not supposed to open unless there's an emergency you daft bitch, i won't continue wasting my time on someone that doesn't even read my shit.

The odds are so incredible they mean nothing to me.
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#15 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Clearly you do not read either, did you read the part where it said CHEATING

#4 to #2 - affix ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-]
That's comparable to using hacking to find out the numbers, it's cheating.


Buying shit tons of tickets and opening a door is not comparable, one is a matter of money, and one is a matter of decision to open a door.

I'm arguing your statement of cheating, not your statement of odds.
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#16 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
The odds are so incredible, it's negligible to me.

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#17 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Then thats just your personal veiwpoint, so don't argue an opinion.

I will not stand for someone who tries to compare an odd a 1 in 11 million to 1 in 292 million.
User avatar
#18 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
Those odds are so ridiculous, it's like choosing where to live because of fear or tornados vs fear of sharks.

The odds are so great, worrying about them will net you nothing.
User avatar
#19 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Now you're trying to argue an odd of 1 in 60,000 to 1 in 3,700,000

Are you gonna try to argue dying by volcano vs dying by tsunami too?
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#20 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
>>#13, I just reused a sentence you used

Anyway, i want to make sure you get my point, worrying about incredible odds is ridiculous. On the other hand, banking on incredible odds is just as silly.



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#21 - peanutsaurusrex (17 hours ago) [-]
No I get your point, but my >>#13 use of shark v tornado was claiming your attempt at comparison was bullshit, same as my >>#19 statement but in different words.

So you just made me restate my statement towards you
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#22 - affix (17 hours ago) [-]
Would you choose where to house your family based on the odds of a local catastrophe?
Would you choose one incredible odd over another because its lower?
User avatar
#23 - peanutsaurusrex (17 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
Tornadoes and shit happen all the time in the middle plains of the US. I'd much rather live next to a dormant volcano.
#24 - affix (17 hours ago) [-]
#4 - That's comparable to using hacking to find out the numbers, it…  [+] (19 new replies) 18 hours ago on Waiting for the power ball... 0
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#5 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
how do you hack the numbers of a completely random outcome
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#7 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
yeah thats a small town lottery, and that plan requires to have a shit ton of money to spend on it in the first place.

Were getting into the Billions here for powerball
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#8 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
But remember the original point, lets not get sidetracked here.

By flying commercial airline LEGALLY (i.e. not using an emergency escape hatch in a non-emergency) Is comparable to trying to win the powerball since the odds are so extreme.
User avatar
#9 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
one in 11 million
In fact, the odds of a plane crash are one for every 1.2 million flights, with odds of dying one in 11 million. Your chances of dying in a car or traffic accident are one in 5,000. Astoundingly, even if you are aboard one of the one in 1.2 flights that crash, 95.7 percent of passengers survive.

One in 292 million
The odds of winning the Powerball jackpot if you buy one ticket
User avatar
#10 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
And what do those numbers mean to you?
Lets look at them practically.
Die in an airplaine, extremely unlikely
Win the powerball, more extremely unlikely.

In the end, it's extremely unlikely. And trying to kill yourself via airline is like trying to win the powerball.
User avatar
#13 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Thats like trying to compare dying by shark to dying by tornado
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#11 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
You're 26 times more likely to die in a plane crash than win the lottery.

So no, its not comparable, the difference is too great.
You tried to compare cheating on a powerball (Buying shit tons of tickets to increase your odds at certain times) to simply opening the door of a plane. (Cost of a plane ride, opening the door costs nothing except your life)

Can't compare those either, those are two far different odds
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#14 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
I just said. Riding the plain normally without opening the door you're not supposed to open unless there's an emergency you daft bitch, i won't continue wasting my time on someone that doesn't even read my shit.

The odds are so incredible they mean nothing to me.
User avatar
#15 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Clearly you do not read either, did you read the part where it said CHEATING

#4 to #2 - affix ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-]
That's comparable to using hacking to find out the numbers, it's cheating.


Buying shit tons of tickets and opening a door is not comparable, one is a matter of money, and one is a matter of decision to open a door.

I'm arguing your statement of cheating, not your statement of odds.
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#16 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
The odds are so incredible, it's negligible to me.

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#17 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Then thats just your personal veiwpoint, so don't argue an opinion.

I will not stand for someone who tries to compare an odd a 1 in 11 million to 1 in 292 million.
User avatar
#18 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
Those odds are so ridiculous, it's like choosing where to live because of fear or tornados vs fear of sharks.

The odds are so great, worrying about them will net you nothing.
User avatar
#19 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Now you're trying to argue an odd of 1 in 60,000 to 1 in 3,700,000

Are you gonna try to argue dying by volcano vs dying by tsunami too?
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#20 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
>>#13, I just reused a sentence you used

Anyway, i want to make sure you get my point, worrying about incredible odds is ridiculous. On the other hand, banking on incredible odds is just as silly.



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#21 - peanutsaurusrex (17 hours ago) [-]
No I get your point, but my >>#13 use of shark v tornado was claiming your attempt at comparison was bullshit, same as my >>#19 statement but in different words.

So you just made me restate my statement towards you
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#22 - affix (17 hours ago) [-]
Would you choose where to house your family based on the odds of a local catastrophe?
Would you choose one incredible odd over another because its lower?
User avatar
#23 - peanutsaurusrex (17 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
Tornadoes and shit happen all the time in the middle plains of the US. I'd much rather live next to a dormant volcano.
#24 - affix (17 hours ago) [-]
#1 - Trying to win the lotto is like trying to commit suicide by co…  [+] (26 new replies) 18 hours ago on Waiting for the power ball... +9
#30 - solacethedm (7 minutes ago) [-]
suicide by commerical air travel works though
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#25 - peanutsaurusrex (17 hours ago) [-]
>>#24

Thats your response?
Here, come live in Orlando Florida where I am. Theres a 36% chance to get hit by a hurricane each year. Dying in it is low, but having your property damaged is high.
www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/G11.html
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#26 - affix (17 hours ago) [-]
Are you seriously?
I was born in new port richey, an hour away from orlando.
Im not there now though.
I used to vacation to orlando, we would see disney, islands of adventure, busch, downtown disney had a bigass toy store when i was little.
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#27 - peanutsaurusrex (17 hours ago) [-]
Don't try and change the subject u willy philly
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#28 - affix (17 hours ago) [-]
Blah blah sharknado.
Anyway, you are in an entertainment hub i had to travel to get to once a year.
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#2 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
what if you open the door of the plane
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#4 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
That's comparable to using hacking to find out the numbers, it's cheating.
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#5 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
how do you hack the numbers of a completely random outcome
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#7 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
yeah thats a small town lottery, and that plan requires to have a shit ton of money to spend on it in the first place.

Were getting into the Billions here for powerball
User avatar
#8 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
But remember the original point, lets not get sidetracked here.

By flying commercial airline LEGALLY (i.e. not using an emergency escape hatch in a non-emergency) Is comparable to trying to win the powerball since the odds are so extreme.
User avatar
#9 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
one in 11 million
In fact, the odds of a plane crash are one for every 1.2 million flights, with odds of dying one in 11 million. Your chances of dying in a car or traffic accident are one in 5,000. Astoundingly, even if you are aboard one of the one in 1.2 flights that crash, 95.7 percent of passengers survive.

One in 292 million
The odds of winning the Powerball jackpot if you buy one ticket
User avatar
#10 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
And what do those numbers mean to you?
Lets look at them practically.
Die in an airplaine, extremely unlikely
Win the powerball, more extremely unlikely.

In the end, it's extremely unlikely. And trying to kill yourself via airline is like trying to win the powerball.
User avatar
#13 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Thats like trying to compare dying by shark to dying by tornado
User avatar
#11 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
You're 26 times more likely to die in a plane crash than win the lottery.

So no, its not comparable, the difference is too great.
You tried to compare cheating on a powerball (Buying shit tons of tickets to increase your odds at certain times) to simply opening the door of a plane. (Cost of a plane ride, opening the door costs nothing except your life)

Can't compare those either, those are two far different odds
User avatar
#14 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
I just said. Riding the plain normally without opening the door you're not supposed to open unless there's an emergency you daft bitch, i won't continue wasting my time on someone that doesn't even read my shit.

The odds are so incredible they mean nothing to me.
User avatar
#15 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Clearly you do not read either, did you read the part where it said CHEATING

#4 to #2 - affix ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-]
That's comparable to using hacking to find out the numbers, it's cheating.


Buying shit tons of tickets and opening a door is not comparable, one is a matter of money, and one is a matter of decision to open a door.

I'm arguing your statement of cheating, not your statement of odds.
User avatar
#16 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
The odds are so incredible, it's negligible to me.

User avatar
#17 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Then thats just your personal veiwpoint, so don't argue an opinion.

I will not stand for someone who tries to compare an odd a 1 in 11 million to 1 in 292 million.
User avatar
#18 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
Those odds are so ridiculous, it's like choosing where to live because of fear or tornados vs fear of sharks.

The odds are so great, worrying about them will net you nothing.
User avatar
#19 - peanutsaurusrex (18 hours ago) [-]
Now you're trying to argue an odd of 1 in 60,000 to 1 in 3,700,000

Are you gonna try to argue dying by volcano vs dying by tsunami too?
User avatar
#20 - affix (18 hours ago) [-]
>>#13, I just reused a sentence you used

Anyway, i want to make sure you get my point, worrying about incredible odds is ridiculous. On the other hand, banking on incredible odds is just as silly.



User avatar
#21 - peanutsaurusrex (17 hours ago) [-]
No I get your point, but my >>#13 use of shark v tornado was claiming your attempt at comparison was bullshit, same as my >>#19 statement but in different words.

So you just made me restate my statement towards you
User avatar
#22 - affix (17 hours ago) [-]
Would you choose where to house your family based on the odds of a local catastrophe?
Would you choose one incredible odd over another because its lower?
User avatar
#23 - peanutsaurusrex (17 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
Tornadoes and shit happen all the time in the middle plains of the US. I'd much rather live next to a dormant volcano.
#24 - affix (17 hours ago) [-]
#21 - Nothing wrong about being carried. Sometimes, wifes are b…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2016 on life in a nutshell +2
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#34 - samlease (01/13/2016) [-]
Braum should watch out for angry barbarians in the parking lot.
#20 - Look at how short the hips are vertically. It's anatomica…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2016 on life in a nutshell +5
#32 - ayyylien (01/13/2016) [-]
not able to tell if it's a guy or girl, i don't wanna get a gay boner but if that's a futa then it's ok
#30 - sairento (01/13/2016) [-]
please more
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#26 - senorfrog (01/13/2016) [-]
Is that you or itube?
#47 - What, were you offended?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2016 on new uniforms 0
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#48 - lotengo (01/13/2016) [-]
Nope, but a lot of people including me have blocked certain channels because the content does not appeal to us.
Seeing it outside of the channel will make us thumb it down.

OP's content would do better if he keeps it in his own focus group
#30 - The fire alarm is that way so that passing people don't hit it… 01/13/2016 on Mildly Interesting stuff... +3
#38 - You're correct. The entire Thai population is male, meaning fe… 01/13/2016 on Ohhh Thailand.. 0
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#84 - gearhead (01/12/2016) [-]
**gearhead used "*roll picture*"**
**gearhead rolled image** mfw OP is a smart ass....punpunpun.jpg
#81 - No.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2016 on If veterans narrated disney +1
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#82 - gearhead (01/12/2016) [-]
ok cool. now i feel dumb lol. damn....OP is pretty fuckin cool tonite
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#83 - affix (01/12/2016) [-]
It's 34 degrees °F where i'm at so yes i'm cool.
#84 - gearhead (01/12/2016) [-]
**gearhead used "*roll picture*"**
**gearhead rolled image** mfw OP is a smart ass....punpunpun.jpg
#79 - The legend of our arrogance never dies.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2016 on If veterans narrated disney +1
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#80 - gearhead (01/12/2016) [-]
wait...waht? was i just insulted? i feel insulted...
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#81 - affix (01/12/2016) [-]
No.
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#82 - gearhead (01/12/2016) [-]
ok cool. now i feel dumb lol. damn....OP is pretty fuckin cool tonite
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#83 - affix (01/12/2016) [-]
It's 34 degrees °F where i'm at so yes i'm cool.
#84 - gearhead (01/12/2016) [-]
**gearhead used "*roll picture*"**
**gearhead rolled image** mfw OP is a smart ass....punpunpun.jpg
#14 - I would spank it. There is physically no other car in the…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on Nothing Aint Cheap +1
#20 - itztater (01/12/2016) [-]
10/10 would spank. I do however want an R8 over the GTR simply because I've owned two Audi's so far and I love the cars.
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#18 - lurg (01/12/2016) [-]
take this
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#16 - peanutsaurusrex (01/12/2016) [-]
yeee bby
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#18 - lurg (01/12/2016) [-]
take this
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User avatar #56 - brcstar (10/25/2015) [-]
The red baron is right, that is a nice cover.
User avatar #54 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
also nice cover
User avatar #53 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
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User avatar #50 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Happy birthday to your account
#51 to #50 - affix (09/04/2015) [-]
Wao look at that. Thanks pal.
#48 - parishailsatan (08/24/2015) [-]
Thank you for serving our country.
#49 to #48 - affix (08/24/2015) [-]
Thank you for the support.
#45 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]
dashgamer blocked me.
User avatar #46 to #45 - affix (08/18/2015) [-]
What did you say to him?
User avatar #47 to #46 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]
I dun know
#33 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ATTEND FJ PARTIES RATHER THAN WORK FOR 18 HOURS ON ******* INDEPENDENCE DAY THANKS TO INCOMPETENT HIGHER UPS SCHEDULING THREE PEOPLE FOR FIVE SHIFTS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
#35 to #34 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I'm supposed to go to the range today and here I am at six in the goddamn morning when I should have been off at midnight.
User avatar #36 to #35 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you just get off work at 6am? And have the range today?
Damn son. If we don't get 7 hours, our co breaks the 80T.
The 7 hour sleep rule is in effect because we can crash into aircraft driving around sleep deprived.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I'm a vet, you dolt. I'm paying fifteen bucks to shoot my privately owned rifles, this isn't ******* rifle qual.
I just worked 18 hours straight when I was supposed to only work 8.
#38 to #37 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Im a retarded.
Have fun burning gunpowder and slinging metal slugs at a high velocity and rapid rate.
#39 to #38 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I got 500 rounds of 7.62x54R on Friday. My Mosin's headspacing is well past the no-go. One of them will eventually explode in my face, but it will be worth it. MFW.
User avatar #40 to #39 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you replace that metal buttplate? Or do you like the pain?

Would you rather feel pain than nothing at all-ehallll?
User avatar #41 to #40 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Psssh, I'm still a young buck, I can handle some bruising. Back in my ******* day we called in Body Hardening. Don't know if they still serve that for breakfast in your Corpseos.
#42 to #41 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
My corpseos are sweet and sour man.
Since getting to this station, i advanced mcmap to green, to brown, and won 2 traumatic brain injuries as an additional prize. The corpsman said stop doing that.
User avatar #44 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Well, Mr. Brownbelt brokedick, I'm heading to bed. Later, dude.
User avatar #43 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Traumatic brain injuries? How in the hell did you get concussions from green and brown belt courses?
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.
User avatar #57 to #43 - affix (11/01/2015) [-]
I bought a .357 snub. Ill post pics on tuesday.
User avatar #58 to #57 - dashgamer (11/01/2015) [-]
I bought an SKS.
#24 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
>Liking short haired women.
>Liking short haired women.
User avatar #25 to #24 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
Who could possibly be important or powerful enough to judge what other's personally enjoy? Nobody.
Who cares?
User avatar #26 to #25 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Why short hair women?
User avatar #27 to #26 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
Because i think its cute. You act like its the only thing i like in women.

User avatar #28 to #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Explain more.
User avatar #29 to #28 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
I think shoulder length hair on a girl is short, since girls hair is typically longer.
I find it cute. And i love playing with girls hair.
Its a little more practical. Im all about practical.

Thats all i got.
#30 to #29 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Long hair girls best girls.
Long hair girls best girls.
User avatar #21 - psychadelicace (05/24/2015) [-]
That header tho
User avatar #22 to #21 - affix (05/24/2015) [-]
Appreciate it, hey how did you earn 90 days colored text items?
User avatar #23 to #22 - psychadelicace (05/24/2015) [-]
made 100+ OC back in the day
good times
User avatar #9 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
What Branch?
#15 to #10 - anon (03/01/2015) [-]
Rah.
User avatar #11 to #10 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
USN here. It's a pleasure.
User avatar #12 to #11 - affix (02/19/2015) [-]
What post gave it away? I make a few military posts now and again.
#13 to #12 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
I don't quite remember, to be honest. It's interesting to see a horse lover in the military, as it is. I believe that is what got my attention.
User avatar #18 to #13 - affix (04/26/2015) [-]
So where you at? Or are you out?
User avatar #19 to #18 - bible (04/26/2015) [-]
I'm in the states. I'm going to school right now, we have a very long training
User avatar #20 to #19 - affix (04/26/2015) [-]
I went to NAS Pensacola for 11 months. Know that feel.
User avatar #1 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Hello
User avatar #2 to #1 - affix (10/27/2014) [-]
Welcome to affix, how may i take your order?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
You could use a pen paper but that's up to you.
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