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#63 - Why do you keep shouting fake all over the comments, it's like… 12/05/2015 on Baby boomer +2
#62 - What else could possibly rock that kid back so hard? It d… 12/05/2015 on Baby boomer +2
#12 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Introduce you to an old friend +18
#91 - yoshtar (12/06/2015) [-]
It's a spider-girl numbnuts.
Rachnera from Monster Musume.
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#97 - affix (12/06/2015) [-]
You're expecting me to know about girl/spider hybrids?
It's terrifying at the very least.
#71 - Deviantart. It's so big of a site you can cherry pick awf…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2015 on Daily reminder +3
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#116 - mangostormlegend (12/06/2015) [-]
Whenever I need inspiration for some DnD/whatever campaign, I go straight to DA

www.deviantart.com/art/The-Dusk-Of-Man-2-529964035
#19 - Yes because chairs are for those too lazy to stand. Can y…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2015 on I hate advertising +63
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#26 - manza (12/05/2015) [-]
Slightly off topic but does anyone think those standing desk things are really dumb looking? I see that a lot of startups have them.
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#36 - affix (12/06/2015) [-]
My chief warrant officer has one.
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#31 - capinsquiggles (12/05/2015) [-]
I think they're pretty dumb because some recent studies have found that standing at your computer for the same amount of time as sitting on front of one doesn't actually do anything to improve your health. But that fidgeting while on a computer for hours actually helps you the most. So if you can't sit still, constantly moving positions, or playing with random shit on your desk while using the PC you will be healthier at the end of the day than you would have standing or sitting for hours. So just sit and play with shit
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#28 - borderlineparanoid (12/05/2015) [-]
eh, unless I was forced to use one, It's nothing to worry about.
#42 - More like, professors don't give a **** if you show up … 12/05/2015 on no bohemian blasphemy 0
#30 - Picture 12/05/2015 on meme.raw -2
#12 - Picture 12/05/2015 on Finals +6
#223 - Also im not sure if you know what edgy means. If mlp truly… 12/05/2015 on A Mighty Need 0
#222 - Discord.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2015 on A Mighty Need +1
#230 - discord (12/06/2015) [-]
What...?
#172 - Well you're missing out pal. The episodes only get better and …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2015 on A Mighty Need 0
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#202 - gotthembarrels (12/05/2015) [-]
Princess Spike?
that episode was pure shite.
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#229 - affix (12/06/2015) [-]
I was thinking more along the lines of tears were shed over a tortoise.
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#173 - motherfuckingkenji (12/05/2015) [-]
There were definitely some great episodes (usually just finales and beginnings) and I've always loved the art (in fact I still have the almost 2,000 specifically-pony wallpapers I used to use) but I just can't stand it anymore. I can't even stand to hear the word "pony" in normal use without cringing a bit.
It kinda sucks actually, because I know there's still a few episodes I might enjoy. Something about a giant demon centaur that liked to smash trees and some Dragonball Z shit.
Either way, like I said, the whole "personification of chaos and disorder" going completely against his whole personality really kills it for me. Like that's just stupid.
#222 - affix (12/05/2015) [-]
Discord.
#230 - discord (12/06/2015) [-]
What...?
#74 - Well, i guess i'm not as big as you. I get knocked over if im … 12/05/2015 on /k/ on Thanksgiving 0
#56 - Aaaaaand have you shot automatic there friend?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2015 on /k/ on Thanksgiving -1
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#57 - IrishSasquatch (12/05/2015) [-]
Yes. Many times. Haven't owned any, but as I said, we had an MP5 at the range for rental. I apologize for not clarifying that it was fully automatic (Semi/Burst/Auto to be precise). We had regulars that brought in full-auto 5.56, 7.62x39, and 7.62x51 rifles. Being cool people, they let me shoot them from time to time. Do I have as much experience as military personnel when it comes to automatic firearms? No. Have I shot them enough to have a pretty decent grasp on it? Yes.

Don't get me wrong, with something stronger it very well could knock an inexperienced shooter over. My point is that I think you're greatly overestimating the felt recoil and muzzle flip that 9mm produces, especially out of a long gun, which is significantly heavier than a pistol.
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#74 - affix (12/05/2015) [-]
Well, i guess i'm not as big as you. I get knocked over if im not in a good stance.
#44 - Who is this "4chan"  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2015 on Gassing Furries +2
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#46 - captainprincess (12/05/2015) [-]
idunno man
probably like some disgruntled officer worker or IT guy
#42 - And such, people who actively surf 4chan can be assumed to be …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Gassing Furries 0
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#43 - captainprincess (12/05/2015) [-]
Not even the people on 4chan assume the people on 4chan are entirely healthy
absolutely nobody on this earth thinks the people on 4chan are a-ok
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#44 - affix (12/05/2015) [-]
Who is this "4chan"
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#46 - captainprincess (12/05/2015) [-]
idunno man
probably like some disgruntled officer worker or IT guy
#14 - According to the multiverse theory, there is a planet earth so…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2015 on Preparation is key +2
#24 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
Also... A world where you have ever guy as your boyfriend or both.
#13 - No. I did get it. That image probably inspired people to …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Gassing Furries -24
#166 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
You didn't get it, deal with it and shut the fuck up, faggot.
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#89 - remsaman (12/05/2015) [-]
oh god youre one of those people.
"people see it on the internet so theyll do it in real life"

god forbid you find out about the film industry
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#165 - vladi (12/05/2015) [-]
Not to mention video games eh?
#74 - And i'll be damned if it wasn't the best ******* finale…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/04/2015 on A Mighty Need +23
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#226 - kibbleking (12/05/2015) [-]
lol ponyfag
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#227 - affix (12/05/2015) [-]
What do you need?
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#128 - motherfuckingkenji (12/05/2015) [-]
I completely stopped giving a shit sometime around season 3, but that picture looks like they've run out of ideas and are just ripping off Fallout to seem edgy so they stay somewhat relevant.
Some bullshit about time travel, I don't know, I 100% lost interest when they even hinted at Discord being "rehabilitated".
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#223 - affix (12/05/2015) [-]
Also im not sure if you know what edgy means.
If mlp truly did rip off fallout it would be lack of creativity.
If mlp started doing 911 jokes then yeah, that'd be edgy.
#172 - affix (12/05/2015) [-]
Well you're missing out pal. The episodes only get better and better.
Excluding one in the middle of season 5 that won't be mentioned.
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#202 - gotthembarrels (12/05/2015) [-]
Princess Spike?
that episode was pure shite.
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#229 - affix (12/06/2015) [-]
I was thinking more along the lines of tears were shed over a tortoise.
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#173 - motherfuckingkenji (12/05/2015) [-]
There were definitely some great episodes (usually just finales and beginnings) and I've always loved the art (in fact I still have the almost 2,000 specifically-pony wallpapers I used to use) but I just can't stand it anymore. I can't even stand to hear the word "pony" in normal use without cringing a bit.
It kinda sucks actually, because I know there's still a few episodes I might enjoy. Something about a giant demon centaur that liked to smash trees and some Dragonball Z shit.
Either way, like I said, the whole "personification of chaos and disorder" going completely against his whole personality really kills it for me. Like that's just stupid.
#222 - affix (12/05/2015) [-]
Discord.
#230 - discord (12/06/2015) [-]
What...?
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#86 - edowaado (12/05/2015) [-]
Loved the finale. Such a shame we didn't get to see more of the alternate timelines because of time restriction.

It's like ''Ok, you just explained and establishd the backstory of this new universe which sounds super intriguing and... you just leave right away?''

#96 - brisineo (12/05/2015) [-]
I'm glad that they were able to put in enough to get a general feel of each universe before they had to switch to the next one. Everything that wasn't covered looks pretty clearly set to be left to the imagination. Expect fanfiction to cover the gaps before the year is out.

My favorite timeline was Nightmare Moon's. The fact that she's able to run Equestria peacefully despite everything and the fact she was the most civil with Twilight, even while holding Spike as collateral, as really, really intriguing to me. Sombra's war timeline was a very close second though.
#11 - Should people be hospitalized for liking something you don't? …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Gassing Furries -17
#12 - vladi (12/04/2015) [-]
You didn't get the reference.
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#13 - affix (12/04/2015) [-]
No. I did get it.
That image probably inspired people to attack others.
There's a line, and edgy kids on the internet can't see it.
#166 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
You didn't get it, deal with it and shut the fuck up, faggot.
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#89 - remsaman (12/05/2015) [-]
oh god youre one of those people.
"people see it on the internet so theyll do it in real life"

god forbid you find out about the film industry
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#165 - vladi (12/05/2015) [-]
Not to mention video games eh?
#10 - There are no shortage of sadists and psychos from 4chan. I mea…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Gassing Furries 0
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#40 - captainprincess (12/05/2015) [-]
the catch is
if they found productive hobbies
they wouldn't be on 4chan
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#42 - affix (12/05/2015) [-]
And such, people who actively surf 4chan can be assumed to be not entirely healthy.
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#43 - captainprincess (12/05/2015) [-]
Not even the people on 4chan assume the people on 4chan are entirely healthy
absolutely nobody on this earth thinks the people on 4chan are a-ok
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#44 - affix (12/05/2015) [-]
Who is this "4chan"
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#46 - captainprincess (12/05/2015) [-]
idunno man
probably like some disgruntled officer worker or IT guy
#31 - If a girl fired an mp5 at the cyclic rate in that stance she'd…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/04/2015 on /k/ on Thanksgiving -2
#46 - IrishSasquatch (12/05/2015) [-]
...It's an MP5. It shoots 9mm. The recoil is light in a pistol, and has even less out of a carbine. We had one at the range I used to work at, and I shot it quite a bit. It's pretty damn easy to control. As long as she has a firm grip hue she''d be fine.

Not that shooting in that stance isn't stupid, or anything.
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#56 - affix (12/05/2015) [-]
Aaaaaand have you shot automatic there friend?
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#57 - IrishSasquatch (12/05/2015) [-]
Yes. Many times. Haven't owned any, but as I said, we had an MP5 at the range for rental. I apologize for not clarifying that it was fully automatic (Semi/Burst/Auto to be precise). We had regulars that brought in full-auto 5.56, 7.62x39, and 7.62x51 rifles. Being cool people, they let me shoot them from time to time. Do I have as much experience as military personnel when it comes to automatic firearms? No. Have I shot them enough to have a pretty decent grasp on it? Yes.

Don't get me wrong, with something stronger it very well could knock an inexperienced shooter over. My point is that I think you're greatly overestimating the felt recoil and muzzle flip that 9mm produces, especially out of a long gun, which is significantly heavier than a pistol.
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#74 - affix (12/05/2015) [-]
Well, i guess i'm not as big as you. I get knocked over if im not in a good stance.
#31 - Don't even attempt to make math look attractive. Make it … 12/04/2015 on anyone else? 0
#18 - Ew. It better be fuel efficient, and not even have a big … 12/04/2015 on autonomous driving be like: +1
#6 - Glad you're taking the shot though. You miss all the shots…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Preparation is key +4
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#12 - zdawg (12/04/2015) [-]
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars
Statistically speaking it's impossible for every person in the world to turn you down
According to the multiverse theory, there's an infinite amount of realities where you get the girl
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#14 - affix (12/05/2015) [-]
According to the multiverse theory, there is a planet earth somewhere in which i have every girl as my girlfriend.
#24 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
Also... A world where you have ever guy as your boyfriend or both.
#34 - Picture 12/04/2015 on Red light in Mexico... +23

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User avatar #56 - brcstar (10/25/2015) [-]
The red baron is right, that is a nice cover.
User avatar #54 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
also nice cover
User avatar #53 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
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User avatar #50 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Happy birthday to your account
#51 to #50 - affix (09/04/2015) [-]
Wao look at that. Thanks pal.
#48 - parishailsatan (08/24/2015) [-]
Thank you for serving our country.
#49 to #48 - affix (08/24/2015) [-]
Thank you for the support.
#45 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]
dashgamer blocked me.
User avatar #46 to #45 - affix (08/18/2015) [-]
What did you say to him?
User avatar #47 to #46 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]
I dun know
#33 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ATTEND FJ PARTIES RATHER THAN WORK FOR 18 HOURS ON ******* INDEPENDENCE DAY THANKS TO INCOMPETENT HIGHER UPS SCHEDULING THREE PEOPLE FOR FIVE SHIFTS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
#35 to #34 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I'm supposed to go to the range today and here I am at six in the goddamn morning when I should have been off at midnight.
User avatar #36 to #35 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you just get off work at 6am? And have the range today?
Damn son. If we don't get 7 hours, our co breaks the 80T.
The 7 hour sleep rule is in effect because we can crash into aircraft driving around sleep deprived.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I'm a vet, you dolt. I'm paying fifteen bucks to shoot my privately owned rifles, this isn't ******* rifle qual.
I just worked 18 hours straight when I was supposed to only work 8.
#38 to #37 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Im a retarded.
Have fun burning gunpowder and slinging metal slugs at a high velocity and rapid rate.
#39 to #38 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I got 500 rounds of 7.62x54R on Friday. My Mosin's headspacing is well past the no-go. One of them will eventually explode in my face, but it will be worth it. MFW.
User avatar #40 to #39 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you replace that metal buttplate? Or do you like the pain?

Would you rather feel pain than nothing at all-ehallll?
User avatar #41 to #40 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Psssh, I'm still a young buck, I can handle some bruising. Back in my ******* day we called in Body Hardening. Don't know if they still serve that for breakfast in your Corpseos.
#42 to #41 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
My corpseos are sweet and sour man.
Since getting to this station, i advanced mcmap to green, to brown, and won 2 traumatic brain injuries as an additional prize. The corpsman said stop doing that.
User avatar #44 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Well, Mr. Brownbelt brokedick, I'm heading to bed. Later, dude.
User avatar #43 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Traumatic brain injuries? How in the hell did you get concussions from green and brown belt courses?
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.
User avatar #57 to #43 - affix (11/01/2015) [-]
I bought a .357 snub. Ill post pics on tuesday.
User avatar #58 to #57 - dashgamer (11/01/2015) [-]
I bought an SKS.
#24 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
>Liking short haired women.
>Liking short haired women.
User avatar #25 to #24 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
Who could possibly be important or powerful enough to judge what other's personally enjoy? Nobody.
Who cares?
User avatar #26 to #25 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Why short hair women?
User avatar #27 to #26 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
Because i think its cute. You act like its the only thing i like in women.

User avatar #28 to #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Explain more.
User avatar #29 to #28 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
I think shoulder length hair on a girl is short, since girls hair is typically longer.
I find it cute. And i love playing with girls hair.
Its a little more practical. Im all about practical.

Thats all i got.
#30 to #29 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Long hair girls best girls.
Long hair girls best girls.
User avatar #21 - psychadelicace (05/24/2015) [-]
That header tho
User avatar #22 to #21 - affix (05/24/2015) [-]
Appreciate it, hey how did you earn 90 days colored text items?
User avatar #23 to #22 - psychadelicace (05/24/2015) [-]
made 100+ OC back in the day
good times
User avatar #9 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
What Branch?
#15 to #10 - anon (03/01/2015) [-]
Rah.
User avatar #11 to #10 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
USN here. It's a pleasure.
User avatar #12 to #11 - affix (02/19/2015) [-]
What post gave it away? I make a few military posts now and again.
#13 to #12 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
I don't quite remember, to be honest. It's interesting to see a horse lover in the military, as it is. I believe that is what got my attention.
User avatar #18 to #13 - affix (04/26/2015) [-]
So where you at? Or are you out?
User avatar #19 to #18 - bible (04/26/2015) [-]
I'm in the states. I'm going to school right now, we have a very long training
User avatar #20 to #19 - affix (04/26/2015) [-]
I went to NAS Pensacola for 11 months. Know that feel.
User avatar #1 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Hello
User avatar #2 to #1 - affix (10/27/2014) [-]
Welcome to affix, how may i take your order?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
You could use a pen paper but that's up to you.
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