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Last Login:	1/14/2016
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#71 - I just see the eyes of a kamui. Anime, not even once.	12/14/2015 on no waifu no laifu	+1
#228 - I had a suspicion FJ thought common pony fans were *******… [+] (3 new replies)	12/14/2015 on Danny Phantom Comp	0
#237 - woofman (12/14/2015) [-] Naw, we don't care about brony FJ members. It's when they bring it out of their related channel, or the like, and use it in completely out of context scenarios. #240 - affix (12/15/2015) [-] You say you don't care but thumbed dashgamer to the number 6 spot on comments. And they're reaction images. Deal with it softskin. #241 - woofman (12/16/2015) [-] ...who?
#268 - *improved	12/14/2015 on Single Smack Jack	+7
#120 - Dude. No. Bronywiseman and *********** are different. … [+] (5 new replies)	12/13/2015 on Danny Phantom Comp	+14
#178 - woofman (12/14/2015) [-] Well he is a theme account to be honest. He does nothing but pony posts, which follows the definition of a theme account. I'm not saying he isn't a shit poster. He's down there with the worst, sometimes not even meaning to be. Also, why are you asking if you already seem to know? #228 - affix (12/14/2015) [-] I had a suspicion FJ thought common pony fans were shitposters. I had to see for sure. It kinda sucks. #237 - woofman (12/14/2015) [-] Naw, we don't care about brony FJ members. It's when they bring it out of their related channel, or the like, and use it in completely out of context scenarios. #240 - affix (12/15/2015) [-] You say you don't care but thumbed dashgamer to the number 6 spot on comments. And they're reaction images. Deal with it softskin. #241 - woofman (12/16/2015) [-] ...who?
#83 - It just doesn't make any sense. [+] (1 new reply)	12/13/2015 on Danny Phantom Comp	+10
#93 - kronon (12/13/2015) [-] expect people to make sense and you're gonna end up hurting yourself
#33 - I know you did. I just don't get why people go out of the… [+] (10 new replies)	12/13/2015 on Danny Phantom Comp	+10
#187 - ohemgeezus (12/14/2015) [-] >usually if people don't like something they just ignore it If that was a thing that actually happened, there'd be no red thumb button #153 - justleaving (12/14/2015) [-] "Usually if people don't like something they just ignore it." You haven't been on the internet for long, have you? #149 - vegasstoner (12/14/2015) [-] because people who blantantly hate ponies for no reason are just as autistic as those who like them. #135 - captainprincess (12/13/2015) [-] thats not allowed you have to try and filter everyones experience to cater to your tastes its the asshole rules how will you be an asshole if you break the rules #131 - privatepumpanickel (12/13/2015) [-] I may be wrong, but maybe it was also due to the fact that they didnt really type a substantial reply...usually "omg I found dis funny looool" replies get red. #168 - satansferret (12/14/2015) [-] hah, this is funny too. #97 - buddywuggle (12/13/2015) [-] Ain't really out of their way though, all our actions on the internet are done through a few taps and clicks. #37 - kronon (12/13/2015) [-] Not always For example: I don't like you nor your dumb questions #83 - affix (12/13/2015) [-] It just doesn't make any sense. #93 - kronon (12/13/2015) [-] expect people to make sense and you're gonna end up hurting yourself
#31 - Why are you red? [+] (20 new replies)	12/13/2015 on Danny Phantom Comp	+6
#100 - woofman (12/13/2015) [-] Because he does pretty much nothing but posts pony reaction images. They're a themed account that sometimes just doesn't do a response that fit's the content, which most consider annoying. I can't remember if it's him or someone else, but sometime's they use diaper stuff instead. #120 - affix (12/13/2015) [-] Dude. No. Bronywiseman and shitposters are different. One is reaction images, and the other is fucking diaper pictures, they are totally different. Mystery solved FJ. Common pony fans mistaken for shitposters. God fucking damnnit shitposters, get lives. #178 - woofman (12/14/2015) [-] Well he is a theme account to be honest. He does nothing but pony posts, which follows the definition of a theme account. I'm not saying he isn't a shit poster. He's down there with the worst, sometimes not even meaning to be. Also, why are you asking if you already seem to know? #228 - affix (12/14/2015) [-] I had a suspicion FJ thought common pony fans were shitposters. I had to see for sure. It kinda sucks. #237 - woofman (12/14/2015) [-] Naw, we don't care about brony FJ members. It's when they bring it out of their related channel, or the like, and use it in completely out of context scenarios. #240 - affix (12/15/2015) [-] You say you don't care but thumbed dashgamer to the number 6 spot on comments. And they're reaction images. Deal with it softskin. #241 - woofman (12/16/2015) [-] ...who? #68 - anon (12/13/2015) [-] Because the communists have some compelling arguments. #32 - bronywiseman (12/13/2015) [-] I posted ponies, do you really have to ask? #33 - affix (12/13/2015) [-] I know you did. I just don't get why people go out of their way to make sure their discontent is known. Usually if people don't like something they just ignore it. #187 - ohemgeezus (12/14/2015) [-] >usually if people don't like something they just ignore it If that was a thing that actually happened, there'd be no red thumb button #153 - justleaving (12/14/2015) [-] "Usually if people don't like something they just ignore it." You haven't been on the internet for long, have you? #149 - vegasstoner (12/14/2015) [-] because people who blantantly hate ponies for no reason are just as autistic as those who like them. #135 - captainprincess (12/13/2015) [-] thats not allowed you have to try and filter everyones experience to cater to your tastes its the asshole rules how will you be an asshole if you break the rules #131 - privatepumpanickel (12/13/2015) [-] I may be wrong, but maybe it was also due to the fact that they didnt really type a substantial reply...usually "omg I found dis funny looool" replies get red. #168 - satansferret (12/14/2015) [-] hah, this is funny too. #97 - buddywuggle (12/13/2015) [-] Ain't really out of their way though, all our actions on the internet are done through a few taps and clicks. #37 - kronon (12/13/2015) [-] Not always For example: I don't like you nor your dumb questions #83 - affix (12/13/2015) [-] It just doesn't make any sense. #93 - kronon (12/13/2015) [-] expect people to make sense and you're gonna end up hurting yourself
#45 - I'm afraid you have to evaluate your mental health if you can'…	12/07/2015 on Hawaiian big pun	+10
#11 - An airhorn directly to the ear must be excruciating. Gett… [+] (3 new replies)	12/07/2015 on Justice	+63
#32 - strelokkk (12/07/2015) [-] Painful, and with some potential long-term damage to the inner ear. Trust me I know what I'm talking about, I got tinnitus because of loud sounds and I wish it to no one. You're right, bitch deserved way more than a single slap on the face #45 - lobbert (12/07/2015) [-] like repeated sounds or just one big one? #46 - strelokkk (12/07/2015) [-] I forgot to bring my earplugs ONCE so I played the whole gig bare-ear (less than one hour). It was enough to fuck up my left eardrum. That's why I'm a bit upset when I tell people to wear FUCKING EARPLUGS when going to gigs, and they just laugh at me "lolol I've been going to hundreds of gigs over the years, never wore plugs, hear perfectly fine, you're just fragile". It can, and WILL happen to you eventually.
#35 - Preachin to the choir.	12/07/2015 on Enjoy Your Flight	0
#19 - mmyop.	12/07/2015 on Webm/mp4 comp < Part 1/5 >	+6
#30 - Do you think pointing out trigger discipline at gun posts make… [+] (3 new replies)	12/07/2015 on Enjoy Your Flight	+2
#36 - Einsty (12/07/2015) [-] nah, not really. #34 - softlyrustled (12/07/2015) [-] To be fair, it is a VERY important aspect of handling a weapon. I don't think this fellow knows what it means though. #35 - affix (12/07/2015) [-] Preachin to the choir.
#38 - 3 months of recruit training. No electronics whatsoever. …	12/07/2015 on Life	+12
#125 - I played it at a friends house. Also in bots where everything …	12/06/2015 on 60 Field of view	0
#83 - I will give the game this credit, you can see the rounds miss … [+] (3 new replies)	12/06/2015 on 60 Field of view	+1
#107 - skylineblackcat (12/06/2015) [-] "I played the game for a few minutes" but like the Argus is one of the later in rank weapons like in the 30's. I guess there is always the possibility that you played it at a "friends" house. #125 - affix (12/06/2015) [-] I played it at a friends house. Also in bots where everything is unlocked. #123 - unikornking (12/06/2015) [-] One of the default classes has a argus
#17 - It's only you saying that.	12/06/2015 on Anon gives his view on...	+1
#28 - He was once ranked number 3 on comments. Dashgamer has plenty … [+] (1 new reply)	12/06/2015 on Anon's best Christmas	+1
#29 - dashgamer (12/06/2015) [-] Rank 0 is a hell of a lot nicer.
#97 - You're expecting me to know about girl/spider hybrids? It…	12/06/2015 on Introduce you to an old friend	0
#3 - Picture [+] (6 new replies)	12/06/2015 on Admin's voting for Trump	+55
#50 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/06/2015) [-] Can I be a cyber warrior? #25 - willindor (12/06/2015) [-] Admin, they're onto us! #19 - kimilsung (12/06/2015) [-] absolutely not #9 - ssjkirby (12/06/2015) [-] Funnyjunk? #16 - komandantmirkoo (12/06/2015) [-] hah, of course not. what are you talking about please don't notice my profile pic #18 - anon (12/06/2015) [-] That would be pretty funny if the trolls just ended just getting so tired of propaganda that they just became regular users on boards. They just occasionally shit post NK propaganda to make it look like they are doing their job. "Hows it going?" "Uhhh.... Oh, we got this whole 'Funnyjunk' website to praise glorious leader...." "Wonderful, keep up the good work!"
#6 - What are the odds he removed the patties, went on the internet… [+] (2 new replies)	12/06/2015 on >$15/hr	+38
#11 - comradewinter (12/06/2015) [-] Receipt says "ONLY Ketchup". Although he likely told the cashier specifically to only add ketchup, and then posted about it. #7 - closingcubez (12/06/2015) [-] 1 in 0
#5 - Best i got. And its Gold en retriever	12/06/2015 on FJ points for laughs	+1
#4 - You dedicate your limited life and free time to operating a fu…	12/06/2015 on You can't disagree	+2
#229 - I was thinking more along the lines of tears were shed over a …	12/06/2015 on A Mighty Need	0
#36 - My chief warrant officer has one.	12/06/2015 on I hate advertising	0
#227 - What do you need?	12/05/2015 on A Mighty Need	0

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#56 - brcstar (10/25/2015) [-]

The red baron is right, that is a nice cover.

#54 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

also nice cover

#53 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.

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#50 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

Happy birthday to your account

#51 to #50 - affix (09/04/2015) [-]

Wao look at that. Thanks pal.

#48 - parishailsatan (08/24/2015) [-]

Thank you for serving our country.

#49 to #48 - affix (08/24/2015) [-]

Thank you for the support.

#45 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]

dashgamer blocked me.

#46 to #45 - affix (08/18/2015) [-]

What did you say to him?

#47 to #46 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]

I dun know

#33 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ATTEND FJ PARTIES RATHER THAN WORK FOR 18 HOURS ON ******* INDEPENDENCE DAY THANKS TO INCOMPETENT HIGHER UPS SCHEDULING THREE PEOPLE FOR FIVE SHIFTS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

#34 to #33 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

okay

#35 to #34 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I'm supposed to go to the range today and here I am at six in the goddamn morning when I should have been off at midnight.

#36 to #35 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Did you just get off work at 6am? And have the range today?
Damn son. If we don't get 7 hours, our co breaks the 80T.
The 7 hour sleep rule is in effect because we can crash into aircraft driving around sleep deprived.

#37 to #36 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I'm a vet, you dolt. I'm paying fifteen bucks to shoot my privately owned rifles, this isn't ******* rifle qual.
I just worked 18 hours straight when I was supposed to only work 8.

#38 to #37 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Im a retarded.
Have fun burning gunpowder and slinging metal slugs at a high velocity and rapid rate.

#39 to #38 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I got 500 rounds of 7.62x54R on Friday. My Mosin's headspacing is well past the no-go. One of them will eventually explode in my face, but it will be worth it. MFW.

#40 to #39 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Did you replace that metal buttplate? Or do you like the pain?

Would you rather feel pain than nothing at all-ehallll?

#41 to #40 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Psssh, I'm still a young buck, I can handle some bruising. Back in my ******* day we called in Body Hardening. Don't know if they still serve that for breakfast in your Corpseos.

#42 to #41 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

My corpseos are sweet and sour man.
Since getting to this station, i advanced mcmap to green, to brown, and won 2 traumatic brain injuries as an additional prize. The corpsman said stop doing that.

#44 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Well, Mr. Brownbelt brokedick, I'm heading to bed. Later, dude.

#43 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Traumatic brain injuries? How in the hell did you get concussions from green and brown belt courses?
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.

#57 to #43 - affix (11/01/2015) [-]

I bought a .357 snub. Ill post pics on tuesday.

#58 to #57 - dashgamer (11/01/2015) [-]

I bought an SKS.

#32 - affix (06/27/2015) [-]

#24 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]

>Liking short haired women.

#25 to #24 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

Who could possibly be important or powerful enough to judge what other's personally enjoy? Nobody.
Who cares?

#26 to #25 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]

Why short hair women?

#27 to #26 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

Because i think its cute. You act like its the only thing i like in women.

#28 to #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]

Explain more.

#29 to #28 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

I think shoulder length hair on a girl is short, since girls hair is typically longer.
I find it cute. And i love playing with girls hair.
Its a little more practical. Im all about practical.

Thats all i got.