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#219 - This is off the wall but do you have dedicated half life serve…  [+] (18 new replies) 12/19/2015 on channel / user blocks,... +1
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#220 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
I don't have that experience.
Usually you have to pay for dedicated servers... Do you have to pay to own a TF2 server?
The only advice I have is unrelated: get a seeding program so you can be listed in the server without actually being in the game.
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#221 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
Yes you can pay for servers, but you can do it for free as well.
I hosted a minecraft server with my friends for free with some know how.
But a tf2 server is proving to be harder to make truly public.
#222 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
I've got no clue.
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#223 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
Its cool you're still cute.
#224 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
You really think so? Faggot
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#225 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
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#226 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
I haven't watched the show in a long while, so I might be missing something. Who is Spindash?
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#227 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
Pony i made up. And you're missing out, it gits gud.
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#229 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
What am I missing out on?
#228 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
You should really, really, really, really rethink the way you draw hind legs. They look disturbing, man.
Use actual hind legs as a point of reference, please.
It looks like you're drawing them with broken bones that haven't punctured the skin.
#230 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
I see where you're coming from. They're bent backward.
I was aiming for a look similar to the show but the legs i drew ended up too straight.
You're missing out on quality colorful content my friend. As well as a great season leading up to a awesome finale.
#231 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
I guess I should watch and get back into the groove of being enthusiastic about the show with other folks.
Anyway, I could criticize your drawings for days (constructively, of course), but when it comes down to it, you're bretty gud.
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#232 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
'Preechiate. I'm just starting out.
But can i get an example of what you think the legs should look like? A quick sketch if you will.
#233 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
I can't be bothered to draw.
But just look at this picture, straight from the show. That joint that's poking out slopes down, not up, in a gradual curve.
Yours kind of looked like... it was a continuous leg with a chunk taken out of the hip.
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#234 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
Got it thanks, i will use this in the future.
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#235 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
I mean, the back line of the hip goes past the start of the joint, so you can clearly see that it's a hip. Your leg is kind of just... straight on the forward side and the back side of the rump is so straight that it looks weird, not at all like a pony leg.
I hope I'm helping.
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#236 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
i will eventually draw again, and when i do ill show ye.
Right now i'm beating my computer until my tf2 server works.
#237 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
Use the G ooooooooooo gle.
#1368644 - Who has TF2 dedicated server experience? I set up a …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1368646 - beroty (12/19/2015) [-]
>playing TF2
>Hosting a TF2 server
literally a cuckhold
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#1368649 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
I'm trying to play with my friends.
With the map rotations i like and rules i like.
You have no idea what a cuck is.
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#1368784 - zomaru (12/20/2015) [-]
Cuck=cuckold
Cuckold: Someone who gets off sexualy to having their significant other being fucked by someone other then themselves.
#1368645 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
#1127929 - From my dA. 12/19/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#190 - And its different than boards since it deals with content. 12/19/2015 on channel / user blocks,... -1
#188 - What a great update if it gets released! With more segreg…  [+] (21 new replies) 12/19/2015 on channel / user blocks,... 0
#218 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
You could click that little checkmark that makes pony content unseen outside the ponytime channel.
Then the only red thumbs or complaints would come from butthurt bronies that don't like you.
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#219 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
This is off the wall but do you have dedicated half life server experience? namely TF2?
I can't get my dedicated server to be truely public, listable on the servers list, and joinable by friends. It fails in those categories.
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#220 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
I don't have that experience.
Usually you have to pay for dedicated servers... Do you have to pay to own a TF2 server?
The only advice I have is unrelated: get a seeding program so you can be listed in the server without actually being in the game.
User avatar
#221 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
Yes you can pay for servers, but you can do it for free as well.
I hosted a minecraft server with my friends for free with some know how.
But a tf2 server is proving to be harder to make truly public.
#222 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
I've got no clue.
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#223 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
Its cool you're still cute.
#224 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
You really think so? Faggot
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#225 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
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#226 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
I haven't watched the show in a long while, so I might be missing something. Who is Spindash?
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#227 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
Pony i made up. And you're missing out, it gits gud.
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#229 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
What am I missing out on?
#228 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
You should really, really, really, really rethink the way you draw hind legs. They look disturbing, man.
Use actual hind legs as a point of reference, please.
It looks like you're drawing them with broken bones that haven't punctured the skin.
#230 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
I see where you're coming from. They're bent backward.
I was aiming for a look similar to the show but the legs i drew ended up too straight.
You're missing out on quality colorful content my friend. As well as a great season leading up to a awesome finale.
#231 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
I guess I should watch and get back into the groove of being enthusiastic about the show with other folks.
Anyway, I could criticize your drawings for days (constructively, of course), but when it comes down to it, you're bretty gud.
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#232 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
'Preechiate. I'm just starting out.
But can i get an example of what you think the legs should look like? A quick sketch if you will.
#233 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
I can't be bothered to draw.
But just look at this picture, straight from the show. That joint that's poking out slopes down, not up, in a gradual curve.
Yours kind of looked like... it was a continuous leg with a chunk taken out of the hip.
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#234 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
Got it thanks, i will use this in the future.
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#235 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
I mean, the back line of the hip goes past the start of the joint, so you can clearly see that it's a hip. Your leg is kind of just... straight on the forward side and the back side of the rump is so straight that it looks weird, not at all like a pony leg.
I hope I'm helping.
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#236 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
i will eventually draw again, and when i do ill show ye.
Right now i'm beating my computer until my tf2 server works.
#237 - dashgamer (12/19/2015) [-]
Use the G ooooooooooo gle.
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#190 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
And its different than boards since it deals with content.
#139 - So much better. 12/19/2015 on Let Me Tell You About Thick +1
#28 - You edgy lil' **** . 12/19/2015 on wiggle wiggle wiggle... ok,... 0
#106 - I'm starting to puke in my mouth when i hear "hype".… 12/19/2015 on Single Thump Chump +1
#64 - Okay. Then you still don't love OPM as much as the next guy. …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Single Thump Chump 0
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#66 - subzeroassassin (12/19/2015) [-]
No I do love the show. It's by far my AOTY. I just don't think over hyping ANY show is a good idea.
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#106 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
I'm starting to puke in my mouth when i hear "hype".
I treat it like cuck.

People complaining about unchangeable things like the public's excitement level for a thing.
Just don't worry.
#62 - Then i don't think you love one punch man as much as the nex…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Single Thump Chump +7
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#63 - subzeroassassin (12/18/2015) [-]
I've been a fan of the manga and web comic from far before there was even hope of an anime.
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#80 - thesecretbear (12/19/2015) [-]
What a one punch hipster.
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#64 - affix (12/18/2015) [-]
Okay. Then you still don't love OPM as much as the next guy.
Because people agree it's great and its score reflects that.
Your one voice won't move that score.
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#66 - subzeroassassin (12/19/2015) [-]
No I do love the show. It's by far my AOTY. I just don't think over hyping ANY show is a good idea.
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#106 - affix (12/19/2015) [-]
I'm starting to puke in my mouth when i hear "hype".
I treat it like cuck.

People complaining about unchangeable things like the public's excitement level for a thing.
Just don't worry.
#34 - What's this agnostic/atheist business? If you don't think we c…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/18/2015 on awkward erection +6
#51 - YllekNayr (12/18/2015) [-]
You can't be only one of those
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#74 - persevs (12/18/2015) [-]
Well, I don't know if there's a god or not and I don't hold any belief either way. Wouldn't that make me just an agnostic?
#80 - sytheris (12/18/2015) [-]
As Novus said, belief is a dichotomy, you believe A or you do not believe A. Not believing A does not necessarily imply you do believe B.

As such, Not being a theist does not make you an 'Anti-Theist', which is essentially the claim that there are definitively no gods.
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#78 - YllekNayr (12/18/2015) [-]
That's agnostic atheist
Atheist is the default position
If you do nothing, you're an atheist
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#77 - novus (12/18/2015) [-]
Not really, because your life choices and attitudes towards moral issues would likely reveal whether you think there are supernatural forces at work in the world. If you're living your life as though there is no afterlife for example, then you are likely agnostic atheist (you don't know if god exists, but you're living as though you assume there isn't one). If you follow religious practices but aren't that into them, or are generally superstitious, then you are likely agnostic theist (you don't know if the supernatural exists, but you make choices based on the fact that there probably is).
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#59 - tehbestever (12/18/2015) [-]
is this one of those loss edits
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#60 - YllekNayr (12/18/2015) [-]
promise it isnt
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#61 - tehbestever (12/18/2015) [-]
you can't fool me mister man
#58 - sytheris (12/18/2015) [-]
Hey. Using pictures is cheating.
#35 - sytheris (12/18/2015) [-]
Read down, we're discussing it, and I explain.
#15 - If this place is home for autists, why is mlp hated instead of…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Saitama Vs Vegeta 0
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#16 - ThisAznBoii (12/18/2015) [-]
Because there's is Autistic (which is us) and then full-blown retard (which is mlp)
#33 - He's happier than all of you. 12/17/2015 on He's crying inside -1
#39 - If you can still breathe while its on top of you. 12/17/2015 on Small Cringe Compilation +3
#66 - People that dumb down philosophy piss me off, we get it, you d… 12/17/2015 on Cookie 0
#31 - I'm going to get some heavy milage out of that image. 12/16/2015 on Autistic doggo +4
#151 - Ouch ***** why you gotta be so edgy? 12/16/2015 on now go bomb somethin +7
#240 - You say you don't care but thumbed dashgamer to the number 6 s…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on Danny Phantom Comp 0
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#241 - woofman (12/16/2015) [-]
...who?
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#57 - Actual spoiler. Not evil really just, really really …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Imagine a game 0
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#71 - dorfdorfdorf (12/14/2015) [-]
if it was a spoiler you should have put the image in a fucking spoiler you ass
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#29 - Do gold diggers really love money more than having a soulmate?…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on the man has seen fear 0
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#32 - distortedflare (12/14/2015) [-]
Yes because they don't have to compromise, the ugly rich dude is her bank account and the muscle dude with a big dick is who she will be fucking. Gold diggers are fucking disgusting they cheat on the dude whilst draining him. They are in a sense parasites, brainless bimbos that can't live without the rich host.

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User avatar #56 - brcstar (10/25/2015) [-]
The red baron is right, that is a nice cover.
User avatar #54 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
also nice cover
User avatar #53 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
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User avatar #50 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Happy birthday to your account
#51 to #50 - affix (09/04/2015) [-]
Wao look at that. Thanks pal.
#48 - parishailsatan (08/24/2015) [-]
Thank you for serving our country.
#49 to #48 - affix (08/24/2015) [-]
Thank you for the support.
#45 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]
dashgamer blocked me.
User avatar #46 to #45 - affix (08/18/2015) [-]
What did you say to him?
User avatar #47 to #46 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]
I dun know
#33 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ATTEND FJ PARTIES RATHER THAN WORK FOR 18 HOURS ON ******* INDEPENDENCE DAY THANKS TO INCOMPETENT HIGHER UPS SCHEDULING THREE PEOPLE FOR FIVE SHIFTS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
#35 to #34 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I'm supposed to go to the range today and here I am at six in the goddamn morning when I should have been off at midnight.
User avatar #36 to #35 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you just get off work at 6am? And have the range today?
Damn son. If we don't get 7 hours, our co breaks the 80T.
The 7 hour sleep rule is in effect because we can crash into aircraft driving around sleep deprived.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I'm a vet, you dolt. I'm paying fifteen bucks to shoot my privately owned rifles, this isn't ******* rifle qual.
I just worked 18 hours straight when I was supposed to only work 8.
#38 to #37 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Im a retarded.
Have fun burning gunpowder and slinging metal slugs at a high velocity and rapid rate.
#39 to #38 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I got 500 rounds of 7.62x54R on Friday. My Mosin's headspacing is well past the no-go. One of them will eventually explode in my face, but it will be worth it. MFW.
User avatar #40 to #39 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you replace that metal buttplate? Or do you like the pain?

Would you rather feel pain than nothing at all-ehallll?
User avatar #41 to #40 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Psssh, I'm still a young buck, I can handle some bruising. Back in my ******* day we called in Body Hardening. Don't know if they still serve that for breakfast in your Corpseos.
#42 to #41 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
My corpseos are sweet and sour man.
Since getting to this station, i advanced mcmap to green, to brown, and won 2 traumatic brain injuries as an additional prize. The corpsman said stop doing that.
User avatar #44 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Well, Mr. Brownbelt brokedick, I'm heading to bed. Later, dude.
User avatar #43 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Traumatic brain injuries? How in the hell did you get concussions from green and brown belt courses?
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.
User avatar #57 to #43 - affix (11/01/2015) [-]
I bought a .357 snub. Ill post pics on tuesday.
User avatar #58 to #57 - dashgamer (11/01/2015) [-]
I bought an SKS.
#24 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
>Liking short haired women.
>Liking short haired women.
User avatar #25 to #24 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
Who could possibly be important or powerful enough to judge what other's personally enjoy? Nobody.
Who cares?
User avatar #26 to #25 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Why short hair women?
User avatar #27 to #26 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
Because i think its cute. You act like its the only thing i like in women.

User avatar #28 to #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Explain more.
User avatar #29 to #28 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
I think shoulder length hair on a girl is short, since girls hair is typically longer.
I find it cute. And i love playing with girls hair.
Its a little more practical. Im all about practical.

Thats all i got.
#30 to #29 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Long hair girls best girls.
Long hair girls best girls.
User avatar #21 - psychadelicace (05/24/2015) [-]
That header tho
User avatar #22 to #21 - affix (05/24/2015) [-]
Appreciate it, hey how did you earn 90 days colored text items?
User avatar #23 to #22 - psychadelicace (05/24/2015) [-]
made 100+ OC back in the day
good times
User avatar #9 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
What Branch?
#15 to #10 - anon (03/01/2015) [-]
Rah.
User avatar #11 to #10 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
USN here. It's a pleasure.
User avatar #12 to #11 - affix (02/19/2015) [-]
What post gave it away? I make a few military posts now and again.
#13 to #12 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
I don't quite remember, to be honest. It's interesting to see a horse lover in the military, as it is. I believe that is what got my attention.
User avatar #18 to #13 - affix (04/26/2015) [-]
So where you at? Or are you out?
User avatar #19 to #18 - bible (04/26/2015) [-]
I'm in the states. I'm going to school right now, we have a very long training
User avatar #20 to #19 - affix (04/26/2015) [-]
I went to NAS Pensacola for 11 months. Know that feel.
User avatar #1 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Hello
User avatar #2 to #1 - affix (10/27/2014) [-]
Welcome to affix, how may i take your order?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
You could use a pen paper but that's up to you.
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