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#15 - It doesn't always red.	12/21/2015 on merry christmas	+12
#78 - Where does all your rage come from? Did ponies kill your parents? [+] (1 new reply)	12/21/2015 on Karma	0
#79 - kibbleking (12/21/2015) [-] stay salty
#47 - Mentlegen. If you are tired of dumb buildups … [+] (2 new replies)	12/21/2015 on Anons taste in music	0
#108 - iphoneguy (12/21/2015) [-] So progressive house? #59 - ingloriousgamer (12/21/2015) [-] you brought SaVant and doctor P? no? well i did.
#29 - Dis ***** . Yells at the original poster calling him a a…	12/21/2015 on talk shit, get hit	+3
#7 - But no one ever sees your face because you're antisocial. …	12/21/2015 on Benifits of being on funnyjunk	+1
#8 - Picture	12/21/2015 on Gentle Giant	+20
#6 - Here is a map of people you should not **** with. [+] (3 new replies)	12/21/2015 on Gun owners	+116
#120 - anon (12/22/2015) [-] dosent that also give robbers a map of people not armed with guns #203 - buddywuggle (12/22/2015) [-] So you are saying the gun Illuminati payed her to do this to promote buying guns? #279 - affix (12/22/2015) [-]
#37 - Its really only in anime, and i don't turn to anime for accura…	12/21/2015 on In Depth Anime Occupation...	+7
#58 - Thanks, it's produced from too much Mario's Brooklyn style piz… [+] (2 new replies)	12/21/2015 on Coat	+9
#69 - hikakiller (12/21/2015) [-] Dude, if my voice would sound better, I would do that shit. #59 - tenaciouslee (12/21/2015) [-] Well, if it makes you feel any better, you could make a great JOI recording. No homo though.
#32 - Is it supposed to be a girl? Those look like a set of nut… [+] (4 new replies)	12/21/2015 on In Depth Anime Occupation...	+4
#34 - anon (12/21/2015) [-] never seen a puffy labia before #59 - reygar (12/21/2015) [-] #41 - thechosentroll (12/21/2015) [-] Unless a bee stung it or there was an unfortunate vacuum cleaner accident, they aren't that massive IRL. It's mostly an anime thing, since your average animator there has no idea how tits and vaginas work, due to a lack of exposure to these elements. #37 - affix (12/21/2015) [-] Its really only in anime, and i don't turn to anime for accuracy of any kind. If it's outside of anime, its a fetish, not the norm.
#36 - Its no excuse to drink and drive dude. [+] (1 new reply)	12/21/2015 on CHP smashes window of drunk...	0
#41 - drumandbass (12/21/2015) [-] never said that
#36 - The 8 point here is very Marine-esque. Noice.	12/21/2015 on Coat	0
#35 - i worked hard on a thing. [+] (6 new replies)	12/21/2015 on Coat	+55
#73 - razerdude (12/21/2015) [-] i love it #55 - tenaciouslee (12/21/2015) [-] Sweet voice, dude. #58 - affix (12/21/2015) [-] Thanks, it's produced from too much Mario's Brooklyn style pizza coupled with a sleep cycle crippling nap from 6pm to 10pm, and professional training in yelling. #69 - hikakiller (12/21/2015) [-] Dude, if my voice would sound better, I would do that shit. #59 - tenaciouslee (12/21/2015) [-] Well, if it makes you feel any better, you could make a great JOI recording. No homo though. #40 - merm (12/21/2015) [-] 10/10
#7 - Who's line is it anyway is my favorite anime. Second is T…	12/21/2015 on White Power	+5
#42 - That is the tippy toppest of maximum strength ******** …	12/21/2015 on Sorry 'bout that...	+1
#184 - Woah is that an ancient internet image?	12/21/2015 on Act of kindness in +40C...	-1
#62 - It doesn't require that but if that's your deal than whatever.…	12/21/2015 on Karma	0
#60 - Would you believe me if i told you the first time i watched th… [+] (4 new replies)	12/21/2015 on Karma	-1
#80 - affix (12/22/2015) [-] You're not even in this conversation kibbleking. You go out of your way to thumb me down, it won't reduce your angst. #61 - misternobodie (12/21/2015) [-] You won't believe me but.... Dont tell anyone but I'm planning to watch them while dropping big amounts of acid..... Thats how I would enjoy it ! I just can't enjoy it... #63 - phanact (12/21/2015) [-] Trust me, they're awesome to watch #62 - affix (12/21/2015) [-] It doesn't require that but if that's your deal than whatever. Just making sure people don't miss out on opportunities because i love when people tell me about shit ill like.
#58 - There's piles of good pony art, animation, stories, videos, an… [+] (6 new replies)	12/21/2015 on Karma	-1
#59 - misternobodie (12/21/2015) [-] You're right in that but.... I still prefer other kinds of art themes; Lord of the rings themes, medieval themes, occult - dark things, Futuristic designs - mech, even Warhammer40k ! Sorry just not a pony guy... 2girly4me #60 - affix (12/21/2015) [-] Would you believe me if i told you the first time i watched the show i didn't finish the first episode. I got a few minutes in and left. About 6 months later i did again, then i consumed the first two seasons because that's all there was back then. It's a good show, and once i stopped looking at the cover and reading the pages i loved what i saw. If you would like to give it a try i recommend it, www.phanact.com/mlp has it all for free and 1080p #80 - affix (12/22/2015) [-] You're not even in this conversation kibbleking. You go out of your way to thumb me down, it won't reduce your angst. #61 - misternobodie (12/21/2015) [-] You won't believe me but.... Dont tell anyone but I'm planning to watch them while dropping big amounts of acid..... Thats how I would enjoy it ! I just can't enjoy it... #63 - phanact (12/21/2015) [-] Trust me, they're awesome to watch #62 - affix (12/21/2015) [-] It doesn't require that but if that's your deal than whatever. Just making sure people don't miss out on opportunities because i love when people tell me about shit ill like.
#57 - Yes.	12/21/2015 on Karma	-1
#35 - >> #14 ,	12/20/2015 on Karma	-1
#37 - More on empathy.	12/20/2015 on Americans are so smart.	0
#35 - Sent you a lengthy PM. Dont worry its both sides of the coin. [+] (1 new reply)	12/20/2015 on Americans are so smart.	0
#36 - starlordoriginal (12/20/2015) [-] I saw, I'm about to read it now. Thank you so much.
#32 - Wait, are you on the path to navy? And if so, i gotta tell… [+] (3 new replies)	12/20/2015 on Americans are so smart.	0
#34 - starlordoriginal (12/20/2015) [-] I'm planning on doing the civilian route, but I'm looking at some of the opportunities the navy or marines can provide and seeing which of the three best suits me. #35 - affix (12/20/2015) [-] Sent you a lengthy PM. Dont worry its both sides of the coin. #36 - starlordoriginal (12/20/2015) [-] I saw, I'm about to read it now. Thank you so much.
#29 - I can't tell you. But it's on the east coast. Hopefully i can … [+] (5 new replies)	12/20/2015 on Americans are so smart.	0
#31 - starlordoriginal (12/20/2015) [-] Understood. Haha, I'm in my senior year of high school, so I'm still hoping i can do something that cool too (I realize I made it sound like I am a biotech engineer as of now). Good luck with your degree. I wish you the best, sir. #32 - affix (12/20/2015) [-] Wait, are you on the path to navy? And if so, i gotta tell you some things first. #34 - starlordoriginal (12/20/2015) [-] I'm planning on doing the civilian route, but I'm looking at some of the opportunities the navy or marines can provide and seeing which of the three best suits me. #35 - affix (12/20/2015) [-] Sent you a lengthy PM. Dont worry its both sides of the coin. #36 - starlordoriginal (12/20/2015) [-] I saw, I'm about to read it now. Thank you so much.

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#56 - brcstar (10/25/2015) [-]

The red baron is right, that is a nice cover.

#54 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

also nice cover

#53 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.

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#50 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

Happy birthday to your account

#51 to #50 - affix (09/04/2015) [-]

Wao look at that. Thanks pal.

#48 - parishailsatan (08/24/2015) [-]

Thank you for serving our country.

#49 to #48 - affix (08/24/2015) [-]

Thank you for the support.

#45 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]

dashgamer blocked me.

#46 to #45 - affix (08/18/2015) [-]

What did you say to him?

#47 to #46 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]

I dun know

#33 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ATTEND FJ PARTIES RATHER THAN WORK FOR 18 HOURS ON ******* INDEPENDENCE DAY THANKS TO INCOMPETENT HIGHER UPS SCHEDULING THREE PEOPLE FOR FIVE SHIFTS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

#34 to #33 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

okay

#35 to #34 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I'm supposed to go to the range today and here I am at six in the goddamn morning when I should have been off at midnight.

#36 to #35 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Did you just get off work at 6am? And have the range today?
Damn son. If we don't get 7 hours, our co breaks the 80T.
The 7 hour sleep rule is in effect because we can crash into aircraft driving around sleep deprived.

#37 to #36 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I'm a vet, you dolt. I'm paying fifteen bucks to shoot my privately owned rifles, this isn't ******* rifle qual.
I just worked 18 hours straight when I was supposed to only work 8.

#38 to #37 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Im a retarded.
Have fun burning gunpowder and slinging metal slugs at a high velocity and rapid rate.

#39 to #38 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I got 500 rounds of 7.62x54R on Friday. My Mosin's headspacing is well past the no-go. One of them will eventually explode in my face, but it will be worth it. MFW.

#40 to #39 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Did you replace that metal buttplate? Or do you like the pain?

Would you rather feel pain than nothing at all-ehallll?

#41 to #40 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Psssh, I'm still a young buck, I can handle some bruising. Back in my ******* day we called in Body Hardening. Don't know if they still serve that for breakfast in your Corpseos.

#42 to #41 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

My corpseos are sweet and sour man.
Since getting to this station, i advanced mcmap to green, to brown, and won 2 traumatic brain injuries as an additional prize. The corpsman said stop doing that.

#44 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Well, Mr. Brownbelt brokedick, I'm heading to bed. Later, dude.

#43 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Traumatic brain injuries? How in the hell did you get concussions from green and brown belt courses?
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.

#57 to #43 - affix (11/01/2015) [-]

I bought a .357 snub. Ill post pics on tuesday.

#58 to #57 - dashgamer (11/01/2015) [-]

I bought an SKS.

#32 - affix (06/27/2015) [-]

#24 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]

>Liking short haired women.

#25 to #24 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

Who could possibly be important or powerful enough to judge what other's personally enjoy? Nobody.
Who cares?

#26 to #25 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]

Why short hair women?

#27 to #26 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

Because i think its cute. You act like its the only thing i like in women.

#28 to #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]

Explain more.

#29 to #28 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

I think shoulder length hair on a girl is short, since girls hair is typically longer.
I find it cute. And i love playing with girls hair.
Its a little more practical. Im all about practical.

Thats all i got.