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Date Signed Up:	9/04/2014
Last Login:	1/14/2016
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#713570 - Yes please, i would like to order sunbutt with a side of cadence. [+] (3 new replies)	05/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15	+1
#713571 - zependium (05/24/2015) [-] cadence isn't available, sorry. #713573 - affix (05/24/2015) [-] #713579 - zependium (05/24/2015) [-] enjoy your order~
#2 - Now i must play it.	05/24/2015 on The Last of Us	0
#713553 - Only showing some butt. [+] (5 new replies)	05/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15	+1
#713555 - zependium (05/24/2015) [-] uh, hi can i help you? #713570 - affix (05/24/2015) [-] Yes please, i would like to order sunbutt with a side of cadence. #713571 - zependium (05/24/2015) [-] cadence isn't available, sorry. #713573 - affix (05/24/2015) [-] #713579 - zependium (05/24/2015) [-] enjoy your order~
#713517 - Picture	05/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15	+1
#22 - Appreciate it, hey how did you earn 90 days colored text items? [+] (1 new reply)	05/24/2015 on affix's profile	0
#23 - psychadelicace (05/24/2015) [-] made 100+ OC back in the day good times
#6 - The first image.	05/24/2015 on Decided to finally make an...	+75
#2 - Red thumb as you will, i have already won. [+] (1 new reply)	05/24/2015 on bronies be like...	+1
#4 - brisineo (05/24/2015) [-] I saved that pic long ago
#3 - There is no replacement for skill. Thats what makes dark s…	05/24/2015 on Move Bitch	0
#2 - Comment deleted	05/24/2015 on ahm...	-1
#2 - Picture	05/24/2015 on twitter geniuses	+2
#19 - This money's ******* useless man.	05/24/2015 on The Face Of A Winner	+3
#94 - Thats what they want, faggot. What r u? New? [+] (1 new reply)	05/24/2015 on Master Bait	+2
#159 - emoji (05/24/2015) [-] They don't give a shit about red thumbs. They care about attention. It's the replies that keep them going. Just don't reply to them, and don't give attention to the replies. I mean, that's probably never going to happen on this site, but whatever.
#20 - Examine. Use Fragrant branch of Yore?	05/23/2015 on Stuff of Nightmares	+3
#7 - Comment deleted	05/22/2015 on 60FPS Link vs Pit anime	0
#5 - Comment deleted [+] (2 new replies)	05/22/2015 on 60FPS Link vs Pit anime	0
#6 - Zoriath Comment deleted by affix #7 - affix Comment deleted by affix
#756 - >> #529 , >> #527 , Because of the FJ ba…	05/21/2015 on How to roll and use comment...	+1
#7 - 2dark2read your colored text. (comfortably) [+] (2 new replies)	05/21/2015 on levels of hell	0
#10 - alarubra (05/21/2015) [-] You should have seen my last color. #8 - theshinypen (05/21/2015) [-] Good
#6 - Yes. The base is less hot. The pain is still ridiculous th… [+] (1 new reply)	05/21/2015 on levels of hell	+7
#9 - bellbottomshark (05/21/2015) [-] I remember being a snarky 9 year old and testing this when I was told this thing :/
#102 - Still wouldn't go at night. [+] (1 new reply)	05/21/2015 on Creepiest places on Earth #3	0
#103 - ilikeweed (05/21/2015) [-] lol. yeah i probably wouldn't either
#3 - This is what the artist was referring to. Take it as you … [+] (4 new replies)	05/21/2015 on levels of hell	+3
#11 - natimuk (05/21/2015) [-] No. You mis understand. I mean. Holding your hand.... Above Any source of heat. It gets cooler the higher you hold your hand above. NOT in the flame or directly on it... Literals. :/ #5 - professorrowan (05/21/2015) [-] this tells me that touching the edge of the flame is hotter than engulfing my finger and touching the center of the flame #6 - affix (05/21/2015) [-] Yes. The base is less hot. The pain is still ridiculous though, you won't be able to tell the difference. You snarky motherfucker. #9 - bellbottomshark (05/21/2015) [-] I remember being a snarky 9 year old and testing this when I was told this thing :/
#8 - So i was listening to this when i saw that image.	05/21/2015 on Avatar	+8
#8 - Do a taste of my tooti fruiti leather booti you fanciful factu…	05/21/2015 on who wouldn't?	+4
#701547 - >> #701509 , >> #701508 , Oh, i thought this …	05/21/2015 on Pony Thread 15	0
#701501 - The ponies are too little. Proportions of adults should be tal… [+] (4 new replies)	05/21/2015 on Pony Thread 15	+2
#701505 - murrlogic (05/21/2015) [-] >Massive plot changes in a show that suffers Episodic Syndrome Not happening. #701508 - hanakoikezawa (05/21/2015) [-] >still watchign a show for 5 y/o girls #701509 - murrlogic (05/21/2015) [-] With a fanbase that consists of 40 year old raging autists. #701547 - affix (05/21/2015) [-] >>#701509, >>#701508, Oh, i thought this was the pony thread. sniggers
#5 - Picture	05/21/2015 on Hitchcock Warned Me About This	+23

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#56 - brcstar (10/25/2015) [-]

The red baron is right, that is a nice cover.

#54 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

also nice cover

#53 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]

admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.

#52 - niggledafiggle has deleted their comment [-]

#50 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

Happy birthday to your account

#51 to #50 - affix (09/04/2015) [-]

Wao look at that. Thanks pal.

#48 - parishailsatan (08/24/2015) [-]

Thank you for serving our country.

#49 to #48 - affix (08/24/2015) [-]

Thank you for the support.

#45 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]

dashgamer blocked me.

#46 to #45 - affix (08/18/2015) [-]

What did you say to him?

#47 to #46 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]

I dun know

#33 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ATTEND FJ PARTIES RATHER THAN WORK FOR 18 HOURS ON ******* INDEPENDENCE DAY THANKS TO INCOMPETENT HIGHER UPS SCHEDULING THREE PEOPLE FOR FIVE SHIFTS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

#34 to #33 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

okay

#35 to #34 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I'm supposed to go to the range today and here I am at six in the goddamn morning when I should have been off at midnight.

#36 to #35 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Did you just get off work at 6am? And have the range today?
Damn son. If we don't get 7 hours, our co breaks the 80T.
The 7 hour sleep rule is in effect because we can crash into aircraft driving around sleep deprived.

#37 to #36 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I'm a vet, you dolt. I'm paying fifteen bucks to shoot my privately owned rifles, this isn't ******* rifle qual.
I just worked 18 hours straight when I was supposed to only work 8.

#38 to #37 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Im a retarded.
Have fun burning gunpowder and slinging metal slugs at a high velocity and rapid rate.

#39 to #38 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

I got 500 rounds of 7.62x54R on Friday. My Mosin's headspacing is well past the no-go. One of them will eventually explode in my face, but it will be worth it. MFW.

#40 to #39 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

Did you replace that metal buttplate? Or do you like the pain?

Would you rather feel pain than nothing at all-ehallll?

#41 to #40 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Psssh, I'm still a young buck, I can handle some bruising. Back in my ******* day we called in Body Hardening. Don't know if they still serve that for breakfast in your Corpseos.

#42 to #41 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]

My corpseos are sweet and sour man.
Since getting to this station, i advanced mcmap to green, to brown, and won 2 traumatic brain injuries as an additional prize. The corpsman said stop doing that.

#44 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Well, Mr. Brownbelt brokedick, I'm heading to bed. Later, dude.

#43 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]

Traumatic brain injuries? How in the hell did you get concussions from green and brown belt courses?
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.

#57 to #43 - affix (11/01/2015) [-]

I bought a .357 snub. Ill post pics on tuesday.

#58 to #57 - dashgamer (11/01/2015) [-]

I bought an SKS.

#32 - affix (06/27/2015) [-]

#24 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]

>Liking short haired women.

#25 to #24 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

Who could possibly be important or powerful enough to judge what other's personally enjoy? Nobody.
Who cares?

#26 to #25 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]

Why short hair women?

#27 to #26 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

Because i think its cute. You act like its the only thing i like in women.

#28 to #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]

Explain more.

#29 to #28 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]

I think shoulder length hair on a girl is short, since girls hair is typically longer.
I find it cute. And i love playing with girls hair.
Its a little more practical. Im all about practical.

Thats all i got.