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#83 - It's 34 degrees °F where i'm at so yes i'm cool.  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on If veterans narrated disney +1
#84 - gearhead (5 hours ago) [-]
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**gearhead rolled image** mfw OP is a smart ass....punpunpun.jpg
#81 - No.  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on If veterans narrated disney +1
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#82 - gearhead (5 hours ago) [-]
ok cool. now i feel dumb lol. damn....OP is pretty fuckin cool tonite
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#83 - affix (5 hours ago) [-]
It's 34 degrees °F where i'm at so yes i'm cool.
#84 - gearhead (5 hours ago) [-]
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**gearhead rolled image** mfw OP is a smart ass....punpunpun.jpg
#79 - The legend of our arrogance never dies.  [+] (5 new replies) 5 hours ago on If veterans narrated disney +1
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#80 - gearhead (5 hours ago) [-]
wait...waht? was i just insulted? i feel insulted...
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#81 - affix (5 hours ago) [-]
No.
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#82 - gearhead (5 hours ago) [-]
ok cool. now i feel dumb lol. damn....OP is pretty fuckin cool tonite
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#83 - affix (5 hours ago) [-]
It's 34 degrees °F where i'm at so yes i'm cool.
#84 - gearhead (5 hours ago) [-]
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**gearhead rolled image** mfw OP is a smart ass....punpunpun.jpg
#14 - I would spank it. There is physically no other car in the…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Nothing Aint Cheap +1
#20 - itztater (3 hours ago) [-]
10/10 would spank. I do however want an R8 over the GTR simply because I've owned two Audi's so far and I love the cars.
#17 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on Paragon +1
#18 - lurg (5 hours ago) [-]
take this
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#7 - It's not about how big you are. 6 hours ago on Vicious mouse fighting off... +3
#15 - Oh yay. Another god damn CAR. We don't already have a ton of t… 6 hours ago on Paragon 0
#14 - Is that teemo with a squid hat and shades?  [+] (5 new replies) 6 hours ago on Paragon +1
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#16 - peanutsaurusrex (6 hours ago) [-]
yeee bby
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#18 - lurg (5 hours ago) [-]
take this
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#6 - The sexiest things are soffe shorts. 7 hours ago on Bulma Breifs +1
#6 - Ya edgy lil' thing you. 7 hours ago on A blind pit bull playing fetch +2

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User avatar #56 - brcstar (10/25/2015) [-]
The red baron is right, that is a nice cover.
User avatar #54 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
also nice cover
User avatar #53 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
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User avatar #50 - jonnyfrosty (09/04/2015) [-]
Happy birthday to your account
#51 to #50 - affix (09/04/2015) [-]
Wao look at that. Thanks pal.
#48 - parishailsatan (08/24/2015) [-]
Thank you for serving our country.
#49 to #48 - affix (08/24/2015) [-]
Thank you for the support.
#45 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]
dashgamer blocked me.
User avatar #46 to #45 - affix (08/18/2015) [-]
What did you say to him?
User avatar #47 to #46 - kibbleking (08/18/2015) [-]
I dun know
#33 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ATTEND FJ PARTIES RATHER THAN WORK FOR 18 HOURS ON ******* INDEPENDENCE DAY THANKS TO INCOMPETENT HIGHER UPS SCHEDULING THREE PEOPLE FOR FIVE SHIFTS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
#35 to #34 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I'm supposed to go to the range today and here I am at six in the goddamn morning when I should have been off at midnight.
User avatar #36 to #35 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you just get off work at 6am? And have the range today?
Damn son. If we don't get 7 hours, our co breaks the 80T.
The 7 hour sleep rule is in effect because we can crash into aircraft driving around sleep deprived.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I'm a vet, you dolt. I'm paying fifteen bucks to shoot my privately owned rifles, this isn't ******* rifle qual.
I just worked 18 hours straight when I was supposed to only work 8.
#38 to #37 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Im a retarded.
Have fun burning gunpowder and slinging metal slugs at a high velocity and rapid rate.
#39 to #38 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
I got 500 rounds of 7.62x54R on Friday. My Mosin's headspacing is well past the no-go. One of them will eventually explode in my face, but it will be worth it. MFW.
User avatar #40 to #39 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you replace that metal buttplate? Or do you like the pain?

Would you rather feel pain than nothing at all-ehallll?
User avatar #41 to #40 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Psssh, I'm still a young buck, I can handle some bruising. Back in my ******* day we called in Body Hardening. Don't know if they still serve that for breakfast in your Corpseos.
#42 to #41 - affix (07/04/2015) [-]
My corpseos are sweet and sour man.
Since getting to this station, i advanced mcmap to green, to brown, and won 2 traumatic brain injuries as an additional prize. The corpsman said stop doing that.
User avatar #44 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Well, Mr. Brownbelt brokedick, I'm heading to bed. Later, dude.
User avatar #43 to #42 - dashgamer (07/04/2015) [-]
Traumatic brain injuries? How in the hell did you get concussions from green and brown belt courses?
That's on your instructor: he shouldn't be an instructor any more.
I got a bite of Corpseos today, though. My relief for my security job was a Marine that got out in January. When I was in, he was a little ol' boot, a despicable thing, but as ******* civvies we reminisced and swapped tales. ****** weird, yo.
User avatar #57 to #43 - affix (11/01/2015) [-]
I bought a .357 snub. Ill post pics on tuesday.
User avatar #58 to #57 - dashgamer (11/01/2015) [-]
I bought an SKS.
#24 - murrlogic (05/28/2015) [-]
>Liking short haired women.
>Liking short haired women.
User avatar #25 to #24 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
Who could possibly be important or powerful enough to judge what other's personally enjoy? Nobody.
Who cares?
User avatar #26 to #25 - murrlogic (05/29/2015) [-]
Why short hair women?
User avatar #27 to #26 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
Because i think its cute. You act like its the only thing i like in women.

User avatar #28 to #27 - murrlogic (05/29/2015) [-]
Explain more.
User avatar #29 to #28 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
I think shoulder length hair on a girl is short, since girls hair is typically longer.
I find it cute. And i love playing with girls hair.
Its a little more practical. Im all about practical.

Thats all i got.
#30 to #29 - murrlogic (05/29/2015) [-]
Long hair girls best girls.
Long hair girls best girls.
User avatar #21 - psychadelicace (05/24/2015) [-]
That header tho
User avatar #22 to #21 - affix (05/24/2015) [-]
Appreciate it, hey how did you earn 90 days colored text items?
User avatar #23 to #22 - psychadelicace (05/24/2015) [-]
made 100+ OC back in the day
good times
User avatar #9 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
What Branch?
#15 to #10 - anon (03/01/2015) [-]
Rah.
User avatar #11 to #10 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
USN here. It's a pleasure.
User avatar #12 to #11 - affix (02/19/2015) [-]
What post gave it away? I make a few military posts now and again.
#13 to #12 - bible (02/19/2015) [-]
I don't quite remember, to be honest. It's interesting to see a horse lover in the military, as it is. I believe that is what got my attention.
User avatar #18 to #13 - affix (04/26/2015) [-]
So where you at? Or are you out?
User avatar #19 to #18 - bible (04/26/2015) [-]
I'm in the states. I'm going to school right now, we have a very long training
User avatar #20 to #19 - affix (04/26/2015) [-]
I went to NAS Pensacola for 11 months. Know that feel.
User avatar #1 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Hello
User avatar #2 to #1 - affix (10/27/2014) [-]
Welcome to affix, how may i take your order?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
You could use a pen paper but that's up to you.
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