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#54 - I just download music from youtube to mp3.... I love …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Vladi's infocomps 19:... +3
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#116 - severepwner (12/21/2015) [-]
It's not like we actually care what these trillionaire record companies think of us. They rob their musicians and make more money than anyone should ever deserve, fuck them.

It's more about the demonization. Like seriously calling us pirates? As if copying music on the internet is comparable to being one of the most brutal and cruel criminals in human history, comparable to robbing merchant ships and slaughtering its crew.

Fuck off, sorry you couldn't get your jet gold plated. Not like the musicians you're taking advantage of need money right?
#109 - hasinvadedyou (12/21/2015) [-]
You miss the point. They arent justifying it to themselves they are telling people they dont have to be scared of the gubbament and mpaa who demonizes them and makes all sorts of claims that they are going to get raped in prison for downloading star wars or whatever is popular.
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#16 - YYfilms (12/12/2015) [-]
we posted the same thing at the same time but you were swifter, I give you the title for the win on this one

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User avatar #155 - garymotherfingoak (12/13/2015) [-]
ayylmao
User avatar #145 - madzombiie (10/12/2015) [-]
Yo
User avatar #146 to #145 - adviceweed (10/12/2015) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #147 to #146 - madzombiie (10/12/2015) [-]
nm, just lurkin, you?
User avatar #148 to #147 - adviceweed (10/12/2015) [-]
Same, I guess.
User avatar #149 to #148 - madzombiie (10/12/2015) [-]
Aint life grand?
User avatar #150 to #149 - adviceweed (10/12/2015) [-]
Grand? Eh. Wouldn't complain, but there's always better.

What about you?
User avatar #151 to #150 - madzombiie (10/12/2015) [-]
less so, but ill be fine. Just wish people would stop being backstabbing cunts
User avatar #152 to #151 - adviceweed (10/12/2015) [-]
Eh, something happen?
User avatar #153 to #152 - madzombiie (10/12/2015) [-]
yeah but that about covers the basics.
User avatar #154 to #153 - adviceweed (10/12/2015) [-]
Alright. Well, sorry about whatever it was.
User avatar #143 to #142 - adviceweed (10/03/2015) [-]
Despite my name, I'm actually really not that about 'weed culture'.

It's a recreational drug that is best used sporadically (and when there are no imminent responsibilities). You know what they call booze culture? Alcoholism.
User avatar #144 to #143 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
i just wanted to show you something,jeez
User avatar #140 - omahooha (09/16/2015) [-]
What do you think is better? Seeing more orange hair or more crystals?
User avatar #141 to #140 - adviceweed (09/16/2015) [-]
Crystals.
User avatar #137 to #136 - adviceweed (09/12/2015) [-]
Wassup?
User avatar #138 to #137 - omahooha (09/12/2015) [-]
Yo nig. Guess it's always nice to meet someone who smokes too Hope you don't mind if I ask for tips and **** from time to time?
User avatar #139 to #138 - adviceweed (09/12/2015) [-]
Sure thing man.
User avatar #132 - SumoWamm (07/08/2015) [-]
$200 for bud, quantity or quality?
I have a low tolerance.
User avatar #133 to #132 - adviceweed (07/08/2015) [-]
Im a quantity guy, but I know people who'd argue the other way.

Depends how you want to use it. If its all in a few big sesh's, go with quality. If its just for you for a while, quantity.
User avatar #134 to #133 - SumoWamm (07/09/2015) [-]
I have the possibility of getting sour diesel.
And it's for a two week vacation.
User avatar #135 to #134 - adviceweed (07/09/2015) [-]
Quality. (although, whats in a name tbh?)
#124 - murrlogic (05/24/2015) [-]
I wanna know what my waifu would look like blazed off her ass.
#125 to #124 - adviceweed (05/24/2015) [-]
Don't say I never did nothing for ya'.
#126 to #125 - murrlogic (05/24/2015) [-]
I like to imagine this is how Asami actually met Korra

>This bitch is saying she can bend 4 elements AND my father is an equalist. That is the LAST TIME I let Bolin sell me Kush. I'm tripping balls right now.
User avatar #127 to #126 - adviceweed (05/24/2015) [-]
I guess.

Can't say. Never really watched it.
User avatar #128 to #127 - murrlogic (05/24/2015) [-]
Don't worry about that but thanks for the mental image

Sup?
User avatar #129 to #128 - adviceweed (05/24/2015) [-]
Chillin'. You?
User avatar #130 to #129 - murrlogic (05/24/2015) [-]
Today is my birthday.
User avatar #131 to #130 - adviceweed (05/24/2015) [-]
Sweet, happy ___th then.
User avatar #122 - joshlol (04/05/2015) [-]
**** you say about myu profile pics m8
User avatar #123 to #122 - adviceweed (04/05/2015) [-]
Square up
#115 - floran (03/24/2015) [-]
you have more of her?
#117 to #116 - floran (03/24/2015) [-]
who's she anyway?
she looks great
#118 to #117 - adviceweed (03/24/2015) [-]
tcc-tan, I think.

The mascot of /420/. I don't even go there, but you're right. It does look good.
#119 to #118 - floran (03/24/2015) [-]
I'm not even a pothead, but I like her whole 420 superhero look
#120 to #119 - adviceweed (03/24/2015) [-]
I would barely call it superhero, but sure, go for it.
#121 to #120 - floran (03/24/2015) [-]
well is not regular person clothing...plus the giant bong
User avatar #122 to #121 - adviceweed (03/24/2015) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #104 - garymotherfingoak (03/23/2015) [-]
whatcha been up to
User avatar #105 to #104 - adviceweed (03/23/2015) [-]
livin', survivin', little bit of writing on the side. You know, usual **** .

You?
User avatar #106 to #105 - garymotherfingoak (03/23/2015) [-]
spring break just finished, a little bummed out that i didn't really do anything for it, im alright though.
User avatar #107 to #106 - adviceweed (03/23/2015) [-]
Yea mine's wrapping up tonight, and I know that ******* feel all too well this week also.

Wanted to get like through, the first 3-4 chapters of my book, and only got down maybe, 3 pages worth tops. Smh at my own laziness.
User avatar #108 to #107 - garymotherfingoak (03/23/2015) [-]
i know that feel. think you could reserve some time tonight and tomorrow to get a chapter or two done?
User avatar #109 to #108 - adviceweed (03/23/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm like half baked right now, and to be honest, its not so much about time as it is about getting in the mood to work on it, and all that BS.
User avatar #110 to #109 - garymotherfingoak (03/23/2015) [-]
true. sometimes you just have to push yourself to do it though, and it feels good after you do it.
User avatar #111 to #110 - adviceweed (03/23/2015) [-]
I know, and the thing is that I really wanna get to it, but the first 2 chapters are just sooo sloooow. Not in pacing, just for me to want to think about, because **** gets good starting Ch.3.

Not to mention that I don't have the entire plot structure worked out in earnest, so I'm a bit hedge-y to move forward. With foreshadowing and what not.
User avatar #112 to #111 - garymotherfingoak (03/23/2015) [-]
indeed. they're only a couple of chapters though, shouldnt be too bad to muscle though.
User avatar #113 to #112 - adviceweed (03/23/2015) [-]
True. I'll prob just wait for tomorrow tho. I respect it too much to do not sober. But thanks for the little pep talk. I sorta needed it I guess.
#97 - tarabostes (03/20/2015) [-]
You must die!
You must die!
User avatar #98 to #97 - adviceweed (03/21/2015) [-]
for?
User avatar #102 to #101 - adviceweed (03/22/2015) [-]
try not to look too clingy.
#100 to #98 - tarabostes (03/21/2015) [-]
For bein' 2dank
For bein' 2dank
User avatar #54 - xxiixx (03/05/2015) [-]
Whats your LoL name?
User avatar #55 to #54 - adviceweed (03/08/2015) [-]
Louman222.

Sorry for the late reply. Didn't ever get the little notification thing-y.
User avatar #56 to #55 - xxiixx (03/08/2015) [-]
All good.
#51 - hellscythe (02/26/2015) [-]
for the most part yes we would rather look attractive and have the rush when you walk into a room and heads turn, but thats not the problem that fourth wave feminism or whatever these people are want to address

what they want is to completely destroy any concept of female sexual competition, they want no child left behind but for all women, its not allowed to have a expectation above the lowest common standard and women arent allowed to present a standard above that, while bayonette is a beautiful powerful character that women want to be like she is also a sexual charecter someone who establishes a standard above what the feminists want and thus they want charecters such as her removed
User avatar #52 to #51 - adviceweed (02/26/2015) [-]
A very well thought out, and intelligent reply. Thanks.
#53 to #52 - hellscythe (02/26/2015) [-]
i made a attempt
User avatar #48 to #26 - adviceweed (02/23/2015) [-]
put him outside. (cant reply to other one)
User avatar #49 to #48 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
I do and he barks to get in...
User avatar #50 to #49 - adviceweed (02/23/2015) [-]
ugh. thats why i dont like dogs.
User avatar #29 to #28 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
I just woke up.
User avatar #30 to #29 - adviceweed (02/23/2015) [-]
lol ok. Hi.
User avatar #31 to #30 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
hihi. How are you?
User avatar #32 to #31 - adviceweed (02/23/2015) [-]
I'm good. Just Sunday night homework lol. You?
User avatar #33 to #32 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Not much at all...
User avatar #34 to #33 - adviceweed (02/23/2015) [-]
Cool, I guess.

Soooo, what brings ya' round these parts?
User avatar #35 to #34 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
I liked your profile pic and banner art so I just wanted to talk.
User avatar #36 to #35 - adviceweed (02/23/2015) [-]
Thanks, preciate' it.

Your banner looks sharp too.
User avatar #37 to #36 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
thanks c: someone made it for me.
User avatar #38 to #37 - adviceweed (02/23/2015) [-]
So, anything new?

You uh-- a fellow entsman? I would only guess if my name and stuff lured you here lmao.
User avatar #39 to #38 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Not too much.
Entsman?
I don't smoke if thats what you're asking. I just liked the art.
User avatar #40 to #39 - adviceweed (02/23/2015) [-]
Yea its what I meant. I was jw.

None it's mine unfortunately. I wish I could draw well. More of a writer tho.
#41 to #40 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
I figured cause I've seen the art before. But yeah.

I liked writing too. I just dont do it much.
User avatar #42 to #41 - adviceweed (02/23/2015) [-]
It's less about putting words on paper, and more about making worlds in your mind.

But yea, it still takes up alot of time lol.
User avatar #43 to #42 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
why am I so sleepy all the time...
User avatar #44 to #43 - adviceweed (02/23/2015) [-]
Do you get your recommended 8 hours?
#45 to #44 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
I used to, but between nightmares and my dog waking me up, I hardly ever get a good nights sleep...
User avatar #46 to #45 - adviceweed (02/23/2015) [-]
Nightmares? You eat before bed? That **** ***** you up I hear. And if the dogs bothering ya, sleep with a closed door or something. I'm not much for pets, so I would say **** it, tbh.
User avatar #47 to #46 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
There is nowhere I can keep this dog at night where he wont wake me up.
Outside he barks to get in. In my grandmas room, he'll just get up and walk to my bedroom door and bark to get in.
In my room he'll bark to get out.

I can't win.
User avatar #27 to #26 - adviceweed (02/22/2015) [-]
Hi there.
User avatar #16 - mechanicexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
Alright then, might as well ask:

About a month ago, I ran out of my favorite strain; some heavy indica blend (80/20 ind. dom.) called "Moonwalk". Loved the stuff, made me feel like all my stress and muscle pain was just melting clean off, like I was floating in a jacuzzi. And, it made for some of the best anti-insomnia drug I've ever used.

I've been trying to find something very similar to it, but all the indica dominant blends I've tried just haven't had the same effect. Any idea of some common strains that have similar effects?
User avatar #17 to #16 - adviceweed (01/10/2015) [-]
Hard to say. Where you from/get it?

And a 'common' strain is something fuzzy. Most of the time if its common in the area, it'll prob be referred to as 'regs' or whatever.

Didn't nessecarily mean weed advice solely lmao XD
User avatar #18 to #17 - mechanicexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
Oh. My bad.

I'm in Denver CO. It was from a local grower.
User avatar #19 to #18 - adviceweed (01/10/2015) [-]
You're in Colorado, and asking me for weed help?

Ain't you drowning in it over there?

As for the strain, it sounds similar to my fav strain, Blue Dream (call me cliche).
User avatar #20 to #19 - mechanicexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
I mean, I suppose so, but everyone around here seems to be about sativa dominant strains, and those just do NOT do the trick for me.
User avatar #21 to #20 - adviceweed (01/10/2015) [-]
My friend says the same kinda thing. TBH, bud is just bud to me. I smoke or vape whatever and get high. I try not to think about the science of it too much.

OFC there's bud better than others, but idc about thc/savita/etc. It's still just grass.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mechanicexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
I suppose. I just like having the "body high" more, because my work is stressful and painful; so it's nice to come home, smoke up, and feel my muscles let go.
User avatar #23 to #22 - adviceweed (01/10/2015) [-]
In my experience most 'kushes' are body high heavy. That said, kush is an overused as **** term.
User avatar #24 to #23 - mechanicexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
Alright, I'll look for more of those. Thank you!
User avatar #25 to #24 - adviceweed (01/10/2015) [-]
Any time M8.
User avatar #9 - ayumu (01/01/2015) [-]
i need advice, adviceweed
User avatar #10 to #9 - adviceweed (01/01/2015) [-]
ok, shoot.
User avatar #12 to #10 - ayumu (01/01/2015) [-]
you responded so quickly i didn't have time to think of a question
forget this ever happened
User avatar #14 to #12 - adviceweed (01/01/2015) [-]
Well now you made it look dumber by saying that.

Here's some advice: Less is more when you make a mistake.
User avatar #15 to #14 - ayumu (01/01/2015) [-]
i am not a smart man
User avatar #11 to #10 - ayumu (01/01/2015) [-]
how do i gain entry to Valhalla
User avatar #13 to #11 - adviceweed (01/01/2015) [-]
"In Valhalla, the dead join the masses of those who have died in combat known as Einherjar, as well as various legendary Germanic heroes and kings, as they prepare to aid Odin during the events of Ragnarök."

It seems rather straight forward, although I would interpret it as either war fighting or honorable combat contest, and not a back alley scuffle or something.
User avatar #4 - thethirddoctor (12/06/2014) [-]
I don't remember why we became friends, but I'm glad we did. Hey friend.
User avatar #5 to #4 - adviceweed (12/07/2014) [-]
Hi to you too pal.

Probably some comment somewhere we agreed on or something lol.
User avatar #6 to #5 - thethirddoctor (12/07/2014) [-]
Yup. We were probably the bestest of friends once.
Let's keep this friendship alive by forgetting about each other ALL over again!
User avatar #7 to #6 - adviceweed (12/07/2014) [-]
No need to start breaking traditions now.

Til' next time.
#8 to #7 - thethirddoctor (12/07/2014) [-]
It's been a pleasure!
#1 - aerosol (12/06/2014) [-]
**********		 is it empty in here!
********** is it empty in here!
User avatar #2 to #1 - adviceweed (12/06/2014) [-]
Uh, yes it was.
#3 to #2 - aerosol (12/06/2014) [-]
Glad I could help
Glad I could help
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