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| #77 - i love how many things this can work for | 12/16/2015 on Returning to FunnyJunk | +2 |
| #23 - yes, it's known that kids when learning to write as … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/16/2015 on WasWas | -1 |
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eightfortyovertwo (12/16/2015) [-] I actually used to do this, write in a vertical mirror, and right to left across the page. But I'm almost certain only a very small number of people would continue to form their letters right to left into adulthood, as it's just not efficient or helpful once you write left to right in the way that you're describing. You don't smudge while you're drawing a letter, you smudge as you move you're hand across the page to write the next word. | ||
| #28 - how was tesla not idolized like a wizard? 90% of people back t… | 12/15/2015 on Some Old Photos | +3 |
| #27 - only thing great about paris is a flood that destroyed parts o… | 12/15/2015 on Some Old Photos | 0 |
| #43 - some guys get together to beat up a puppet | 12/15/2015 on Explain A Movie Badly | +2 |
| #64 - was he attempting a suicide or what? whacking the thing knowin… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/15/2015 on /k/ Webm/Gif comp #3 | +1 |
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| #52 - and that is how you evolve from beta to top-tier alpha. you do… | 12/15/2015 on Revenge | -1 |
| #15 - Lefties write that way to avoid smudging their hands with the … [+] (4 new replies) | 12/15/2015 on WasWas | -3 |
| www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/children-parenting-190/toddlers-pre-schoolers-12-months-4-years-59/566537-left-handedness-writing-backwards-all.html yes, it's known that kids when learning to write as lefties will often mirror, but if you teach them to keep writing right to left but to make the letters correctly, it's fine. #24 -
eightfortyovertwo (12/16/2015) [-] I actually used to do this, write in a vertical mirror, and right to left across the page. But I'm almost certain only a very small number of people would continue to form their letters right to left into adulthood, as it's just not efficient or helpful once you write left to right in the way that you're describing. You don't smudge while you're drawing a letter, you smudge as you move you're hand across the page to write the next word. #21 -
anon (12/15/2015) [-] people will never understand us lefties dude now their making random shit up, its hard enough not dying every time we use a powertool, but now we got to put up with them accusing us of writing our letters backward | ||
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| #116 - you KNOW you need some advice in your run ;) | 12/15/2015 on welcome back commander | 0 |
| #29 - technically you can say the reindeer drive it for him, he just… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/15/2015 on He Has A Point | +8 |
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anon (12/15/2015) [-] Thats like saying the engine drives the car for you. Even though the reindeer are supplying the power, Santa still controls what direction they fly. | ||
| #72 - this. stop giving a **** and they've think it's over-ar… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/15/2015 on when Addy picks up girls | 0 |
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| #61 - yeah I heard that at first it's pretty cameo-y, then becomes a… | 12/15/2015 on yfw NSA | 0 |
| #115 - he did consider jews some lower form that tried to blend into … [+] (4 new replies) | 12/15/2015 on Brotherhood of Steal Your... | +2 |
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| #91 - >implying lolicon is for degenerates | 12/15/2015 on Circus Jobs | +12 |
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| #35 - autism is pretty slow though | 12/15/2015 on Anon goes Christmas shopping | +1 |
| #130 - how did he break them all? no one stopped him? | 12/15/2015 on Christmas morning | +10 |
| #29 - and I thought the guy who masturbates to tiles was weird, here… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/15/2015 on Why? Just Cause | 0 |
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| #28 - but to just go for it with nothing to stimulate him? [+] (1 new reply) | 12/15/2015 on Why? Just Cause | 0 |
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Man I'd like to be a father too but I don't like the idea of putting anyone here. It sounds awesome to raise a Child. I'm probably sterile as well
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Meh I have frozen sperm anyway.
How do you test that?
How do you test that?
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victhree (08/13/2015) [-] Advice, I've been unjustly banned for spam comments I never made. Is there any way I can repeal the ban?
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xblthatguy (07/21/2015) [-] Ehe. Nah. I didn't come for counseling, I just wanted to pop-in and say goodnight.
Have a good day, Advi!
Have a good day, Advi!
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auronexplains (07/11/2015) [-] Anybody who likes Final Fantasy is alright in my book. Go get 'em tiger.
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naydon (07/05/2015) [-]
I guess you don't add randomers but thats understandable. So I'd like advice on something you didnt reply to earlier, as well as another moderator not answering also. If I were to leave comments and replies to everything you posted on this site that were hateful and mean. You'd block me, now am I allowed to continue making new accounts to bypass the block and continue harassing you?
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advice 
(07/06/2015) [-] I did add you I was just away leveling WoW characters before my bonus exp ran out.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] ok so can i get advice on how to not blow up on my niece at tomarrows family get together bbq thing for the 4th of july shes like 16 and got pregnant by a ****** whos 26 also need to know how to not smash his ******* teeth in also would like help with not yelling at my sister about it avoiding them seems plausible but there's still a possibility of contact can you help me?
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Convince her to get an abortion or make her drink some pennyroyal tea.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i thought about it idk i guess ima just get drunk and hope someone else handles it if i don't appear on her after a couple days please msg my friends letting them know i got arrested or some ****
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advice (07/04/2015) [-] do NOT get drunk until after they leave, you are VERY LIABLE to do something you'll regret.
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] im 18 so technecally im not aloud to be drunk but i got half a bottle of rum that says other wise and i wish i had people there that i could talk too but i dont soo i guess ill just swim in the pool untill idk some one else starts crap im sure someone will but i guess ill just eat and relax idk
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i guess that's right i mean i still want to say something and i might but idk thanks man for at least listening its hard to follow sound advice
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] lol ok will try to do
i really want some **** to start altesats
i really want some **** to start altesats
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difribulator (06/04/2015) [-] you may not here this enough but the people who really need advice on tough subjects like love, friendship, avoiding bullies or dealing with them, depression , and any other real life challenges really do appreciate the help you are trying to provide in your own big or small way.
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] simple. the one guy who liked Asami and then was like "but dat korra booty tho" should realize that Asami got mad stacks of cash and say "Korra I need to think of the future for me and my brother" and then Korra cries and whatever before deciding that the avatar shouldn't fall in love, that's when Aang/Katara get an episode of flashbacking to develop that characterization.
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] I'm not talking about shipping garbage lol, I'm saying we can use this as a darker turn for her character, asami using her money to bait whatshisdick away from korra was the first step in this place to humiliate the avatar and destroy the air bending temple, for revenge because of what korra did to her dad in S1
