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| #87 - total car explosion prank | 12/19/2015 on Just Cause 3 | 0 |
| #1127236 - story of my life | 12/19/2015 on Pony Thread 15 | +1 |
| #41 - saltier than jabba the hutt's left nut. I felt that the wh… | 12/19/2015 on My favorite Star Wars... | +1 |
| #24 - it was considered non-canon until referenced. If someone refer… [+] (6 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on My favorite Star Wars... | +2 |
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ripgeckosncherios (12/18/2015) [-] that would not have kept it canonical though, since what Kylo and Jacen do is entirely different as well as having completly different circumstances around themselves #29 -
einsampibroch (12/18/2015) [-] It's a nigh-identical reskin of Episode 4's Hero's Journey. Like, come on, it made sense for Luke and Anakin to begin on Tatooine in their respective sagas, Son following his Father's footsteps full circle, but for Rei to begin her adventure on a Desert Planet, with the only difference in name, being Jakku? When JJ Abrams said he was was going to tap into the spirit of the Star Wars, one would think he'd have deeper meaning than superficial gimmicks and tropes. George Lucas already did Desert Planets for the Desolate, Dead-End, and Meaningless Existence that the Hero escapes from in the beginning, is JJ really shitting anybody that this is the best he can do?! Hoth could have worked as a similarly lifeless waste, or a perpetually twilit realm of gloom, or even the stifling tranquility of a placid Waterworld would have been better, anything other than this copy and paste shit!!!1! Mad Libs would have made for a more interesting world..! Her journey begins when BB-8 has vital info for the Resistance (it's only one droid instead of two, so it's original! Same with the Broody Black Guy trashing a Rebellion post - Darth Vader? Nah, the New Guy Worships Him though!) And Starkiller Base? Too late I'm getting started: what's better than a Moon that can destroy planets (Death Star)? A Planet that destroys whole Star Systems! Knowing how JJ fucked up Star Trek 2, I wager he'd try to up the ante with a Galaxy-rending Star, or at least a Starkiller Base 2 since he's an unimaginative one-trick pony. Abrams promised this movie was a separate canon from the first six, but psych! Episode 7! Disney isn't fooling anybody with this 'New Original Canon,' this script was ripped right out of the Legacy Chapters. Kylo Ren and Rei are carbon copies of Jace and Jaira Solo: Kylo has already been confirmed as Han's son, though named Ben Solo, so I'm calling it out now that Rei's his twin sister, with her being a Force-Sensitive and all. Really, betraying decades of Extended Universe Fan Loyalty, it actually makes the Digital Remasters forgivable (which is saying something, 'cos Lucas retconned Laser Swords, Darth Plagueis, and Midichlorians FOR US, we just got to be careful of what we wish for next time, and may the Force have mercy on me, I PLEAD that Episode 8 tanks on JJ and Disney, that there is no next time. saltier than jabba the hutt's left nut. I felt that the whole time. "oh so rebels are attacked, and a droid has to keep the whatever safe. Then it reaches the future Jedi, also the person has to be saved, but this time it's from a stormtrooper. The old bitch in the tavern is practically Yoda 2.0, Han Solo pulls a total Obi-Wan, etc. | ||
| #25 - this. You can even jump out of bounds behind the basket, shoot… | 12/18/2015 on Description | +7 |
| #17 - that's also why he made quiet the way she is | 12/18/2015 on found this | 0 |
| #99 - Krillin had his moments of being legit during Dragon Ball [+] (1 new reply) | 12/18/2015 on Double Standards | +10 |
 And then other times... > manages it to blind freeza, temporaly disabling him, completly open for an shot as he can´t sense energy. > instead of cutting him in 2 with an destructo disc he flies off. > gets impaled like the pussy he is. | ||
| #72 - can someone who speaks weab translate that adjective about chewie? [+] (1 new reply) | 12/18/2015 on The Force Awakens | +7 |
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| #137 - falcon KICK! | 12/18/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #49 - it gives you a virus that makes it so you can't leave FJ | 12/18/2015 on im not scared | +1 |
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| #89 - is that max from poke'mon? little brat | 12/18/2015 on One Punch Pill | +1 |
| #63 - that doesn't always fix the problem | 12/18/2015 on pornhub follows through | +9 |
| #39 - touching it | 12/18/2015 on how to gain the ranks on... | 0 |
| #92 - such a great roll [+] (1 new reply) | 12/18/2015 on Black Twists | 0 |
| #141 - hot lady should have security guards that "hopefully"… | 12/17/2015 on Hot chick with a point. | +2 |
| #74 - smoke? inject it man [+] (1 new reply) | 12/17/2015 on What's he smoking? | +12 |
 Yeah. Makes you totally drunk, man. I tried that so many times. | ||
| #63 - where did the factory close down? If it was in Obama's distric… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/17/2015 on Thanks Obama. | +4 |
 It was Paul Ryan's hometown in ]Janesville Wisconsin which is why he was so butthurt about it and i believe Obama was congress member from Illinois. So buy that logic it would be the fault of the representative in charge of Wisconsin's 1st district. Any guesses to who that might be? It was Paul Ryan | ||
| #54 - nice all caps username breh [+] (1 new reply) | 12/17/2015 on Pirate | +4 |
| #58 - tomato tomato | 12/17/2015 on Anon takes a shit | 0 |
| #149 - Comment deleted | 12/17/2015 on (untitled) | +4 |
| #70 - if you don't get it, then you're dimma-done yourself | 12/17/2015 on If you like humanity, look... | +83 |
| #47 - your username fits with what a driver would say in that situation | 12/17/2015 on random comp | +1 |
| #32 - half the receipt is just coupons for **** they don't ev… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/16/2015 on man bonds with receipt | +12 |
| #88 - she didn't use the fleshlight buddy [+] (2 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on Shitty jobs | +2 |
 Well I never got close to the action so i'll never know. A guy can dream right? | ||
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Man I'd like to be a father too but I don't like the idea of putting anyone here. It sounds awesome to raise a Child. I'm probably sterile as well
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Meh I have frozen sperm anyway.
How do you test that?
How do you test that?
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victhree (08/13/2015) [-] Advice, I've been unjustly banned for spam comments I never made. Is there any way I can repeal the ban?
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xblthatguy (07/21/2015) [-] Ehe. Nah. I didn't come for counseling, I just wanted to pop-in and say goodnight.
Have a good day, Advi!
Have a good day, Advi!
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auronexplains (07/11/2015) [-] Anybody who likes Final Fantasy is alright in my book. Go get 'em tiger.
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naydon (07/05/2015) [-]
I guess you don't add randomers but thats understandable. So I'd like advice on something you didnt reply to earlier, as well as another moderator not answering also. If I were to leave comments and replies to everything you posted on this site that were hateful and mean. You'd block me, now am I allowed to continue making new accounts to bypass the block and continue harassing you?
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advice 
(07/06/2015) [-] I did add you I was just away leveling WoW characters before my bonus exp ran out.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] ok so can i get advice on how to not blow up on my niece at tomarrows family get together bbq thing for the 4th of july shes like 16 and got pregnant by a ****** whos 26 also need to know how to not smash his ******* teeth in also would like help with not yelling at my sister about it avoiding them seems plausible but there's still a possibility of contact can you help me?
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Convince her to get an abortion or make her drink some pennyroyal tea.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i thought about it idk i guess ima just get drunk and hope someone else handles it if i don't appear on her after a couple days please msg my friends letting them know i got arrested or some ****
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advice (07/04/2015) [-] do NOT get drunk until after they leave, you are VERY LIABLE to do something you'll regret.
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] im 18 so technecally im not aloud to be drunk but i got half a bottle of rum that says other wise and i wish i had people there that i could talk too but i dont soo i guess ill just swim in the pool untill idk some one else starts crap im sure someone will but i guess ill just eat and relax idk
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i guess that's right i mean i still want to say something and i might but idk thanks man for at least listening its hard to follow sound advice
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] lol ok will try to do
i really want some **** to start altesats
i really want some **** to start altesats
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difribulator (06/04/2015) [-] you may not here this enough but the people who really need advice on tough subjects like love, friendship, avoiding bullies or dealing with them, depression , and any other real life challenges really do appreciate the help you are trying to provide in your own big or small way.
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] simple. the one guy who liked Asami and then was like "but dat korra booty tho" should realize that Asami got mad stacks of cash and say "Korra I need to think of the future for me and my brother" and then Korra cries and whatever before deciding that the avatar shouldn't fall in love, that's when Aang/Katara get an episode of flashbacking to develop that characterization.
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] I'm not talking about shipping garbage lol, I'm saying we can use this as a darker turn for her character, asami using her money to bait whatshisdick away from korra was the first step in this place to humiliate the avatar and destroy the air bending temple, for revenge because of what korra did to her dad in S1
