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| #52 - hey now, you're an all-star destroyer, hey | 12/26/2015 on Star Destroyed | +1 |
| #67 - she'd probably want free drinks first | 12/26/2015 on oh | +5 |
| #21 - Nah vash doesn't perv [+] (2 new replies) | 12/25/2015 on Mayor Quimby | +3 |
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comicfun (12/25/2015) [-] If I remember correctly this is just him being a total asshole saying he'd have not trouble fighting and beating an opponent one of his disciples is almost loosing to. Apparently even as a kid he was a fighting genius and stronger than an an adult so you can imagine how cocky he grew up to be, his parents are a personal and are geniuses in their own right but I don't want to give too much away. | ||
| #144 - Multiple people will say american society has trained peoole t… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/25/2015 on m.a.s.h on | 0 |
| #8 - you mean.... killing the multi-million (possibly billion) doll… | 12/23/2015 on I'd watch it. | +5 |
| #69 - grats, mine is just turning 4 months now (pic related, it's a … [+] (6 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on Here she is!! | +5 |
 Man, babies change so fast. They go from wrinkly potatoes who can barely move their limbs at all to something twice as large with defined (adorable) features in 6 months. Shit's crazy. Your daughter's adorable, as is the OP's, congrats to both of you. | ||
| #9 - love the plot | 12/23/2015 on Granma dre | 0 |
| #27 - i wish he actually said this | 12/23/2015 on Media Blames Trump | +2 |
| #38 - >see nerds at starbucks or whatever >do this >… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/23/2015 on How to get shot in the... | +7 |
| #83 - I actually see where you're coming from here. imagine it t… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on m.a.s.h on | -7 |
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| #33 - It really is colder in Florida during the winter months, but t… | 12/23/2015 on Thanks Florida | 0 |
| #19 - thank you. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/22/2015 on Isolated | 0 |
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| #74 - if she's too busy checking her phone, she won't notice when yo… | 12/22/2015 on Assorted Internets #49 | +3 |
| #44 - I knew about Macready's, and the same source that told me abou… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/22/2015 on when you get 10 in all your... | +1 |
| #31 - turning in quests COUNTS FOR PIPERS GIFT OF THE GAB?! I h… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/22/2015 on when you get 10 in all your... | +4 |
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nerdking (12/22/2015) [-] Actually, that's not quite true. Maxing your relationship with piper gives you double XP for turning in quests and discovering new locations, and that's it. The nice part though, is that you don't need to have her with you. Also, from one Funnyjunker to another, Macready's perk is glitched, as of 12/20/15. While it says that it gives you a +20% chance to hit a target's head in VATS, it's bugged and gives you +200% chance, making it the most broken perk in the game by far. Have fun. | ||
| #29 - jesus seriously? what if you combined that with the triple exp… [+] (8 new replies) | 12/22/2015 on when you get 10 in all your... | +22 |
 Nope, Idiot Savant works out starting at 12% chance to proc at 1 INT, then drops by either 1 or 2% per INT point, you can't get it to proc past a certain level.  Holy shit, I'm on 38 and I need to do at least 5 quests to level up, and you leveled up from 50 to 53 by just 1 quest. I already have gift of the gab but I only now started to experiments with drugs and alcohol to increase stats (mainly whiskey when I'm carrying too much). I need to experiment with this intelligence stuff. Got any tips? #43 -
nerdking (12/22/2015) [-] Actually, that's not quite true. Maxing your relationship with piper gives you double XP for turning in quests and discovering new locations, and that's it. The nice part though, is that you don't need to have her with you. Also, from one Funnyjunker to another, Macready's perk is glitched, as of 12/20/15. While it says that it gives you a +20% chance to hit a target's head in VATS, it's bugged and gives you +200% chance, making it the most broken perk in the game by far. Have fun. | ||
| #76 - ayyyy dance-out [+] (1 new reply) | 12/22/2015 on Hey kid, wanna see some porn? | +27 |
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| #79 - this was the last recording by the owner. | 12/22/2015 on Top Snek | +28 |
| #57 - we all laugh, but sony's is called the Vaio, which sounds like… | 12/21/2015 on That fits surprisingly well | +1 |
| #32 - was explaining exactly how. Doctors sometimes say **** … [+] (4 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Anon saves his dads life | +106 |
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anon (12/21/2015) [-] When you get crushed, the part of you that gets crushed starts breaking down. If you then remove the heavy objects doing the crushing, blood start circulating again, and all the broken down shit goes into your body. You go into toxic shock, and then you die. | ||
| #60 - here's the way I see it: the movie is pretty much a recycle of… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Logic | -1 |
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wagastragas (12/21/2015) [-] Meh, never cared for other people to care for my insterest, specially if they have to be spoon fed like retards so they can understand it. and even less when they are going to appeal to the mainstream instead of the fanbase. #142 -
anon (12/21/2015) [-] They don't care about Star Wars fans or Star Wars. They care about money. Of course they are going for the mainstream. Light Saber fights and laser gun shootouts where the bad guys miss, same as always. | ||
| #26 - if a tree is that heavy, then the initial impact likely DESTRO… [+] (6 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Anon saves his dads life | +82 |
 Yeah that's literally mentioned in the post... 'Doctors later say he would have died anyway.' #67 -
anon (12/21/2015) [-] When you get crushed, the part of you that gets crushed starts breaking down. If you then remove the heavy objects doing the crushing, blood start circulating again, and all the broken down shit goes into your body. You go into toxic shock, and then you die. | ||
| #75 - this is why netflix has that one original anime series about a… | 12/21/2015 on Octopus | 0 |
| #68 - "oh look a dog is eating food, let me stick my hand in th… | 12/21/2015 on Sorry 'bout that... | +6 |
| #41 - I love how americanized he is. | 12/21/2015 on Classic Kojima | +19 |
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Man I'd like to be a father too but I don't like the idea of putting anyone here. It sounds awesome to raise a Child. I'm probably sterile as well
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Meh I have frozen sperm anyway.
How do you test that?
How do you test that?
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victhree (08/13/2015) [-] Advice, I've been unjustly banned for spam comments I never made. Is there any way I can repeal the ban?
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xblthatguy (07/21/2015) [-] Ehe. Nah. I didn't come for counseling, I just wanted to pop-in and say goodnight.
Have a good day, Advi!
Have a good day, Advi!
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auronexplains (07/11/2015) [-] Anybody who likes Final Fantasy is alright in my book. Go get 'em tiger.
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naydon (07/05/2015) [-]
I guess you don't add randomers but thats understandable. So I'd like advice on something you didnt reply to earlier, as well as another moderator not answering also. If I were to leave comments and replies to everything you posted on this site that were hateful and mean. You'd block me, now am I allowed to continue making new accounts to bypass the block and continue harassing you?
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advice 
(07/06/2015) [-] I did add you I was just away leveling WoW characters before my bonus exp ran out.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] ok so can i get advice on how to not blow up on my niece at tomarrows family get together bbq thing for the 4th of july shes like 16 and got pregnant by a ****** whos 26 also need to know how to not smash his ******* teeth in also would like help with not yelling at my sister about it avoiding them seems plausible but there's still a possibility of contact can you help me?
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Convince her to get an abortion or make her drink some pennyroyal tea.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i thought about it idk i guess ima just get drunk and hope someone else handles it if i don't appear on her after a couple days please msg my friends letting them know i got arrested or some ****
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advice (07/04/2015) [-] do NOT get drunk until after they leave, you are VERY LIABLE to do something you'll regret.
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] im 18 so technecally im not aloud to be drunk but i got half a bottle of rum that says other wise and i wish i had people there that i could talk too but i dont soo i guess ill just swim in the pool untill idk some one else starts crap im sure someone will but i guess ill just eat and relax idk
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i guess that's right i mean i still want to say something and i might but idk thanks man for at least listening its hard to follow sound advice
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] lol ok will try to do
i really want some **** to start altesats
i really want some **** to start altesats
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difribulator (06/04/2015) [-] you may not here this enough but the people who really need advice on tough subjects like love, friendship, avoiding bullies or dealing with them, depression , and any other real life challenges really do appreciate the help you are trying to provide in your own big or small way.
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] simple. the one guy who liked Asami and then was like "but dat korra booty tho" should realize that Asami got mad stacks of cash and say "Korra I need to think of the future for me and my brother" and then Korra cries and whatever before deciding that the avatar shouldn't fall in love, that's when Aang/Katara get an episode of flashbacking to develop that characterization.
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] I'm not talking about shipping garbage lol, I'm saying we can use this as a darker turn for her character, asami using her money to bait whatshisdick away from korra was the first step in this place to humiliate the avatar and destroy the air bending temple, for revenge because of what korra did to her dad in S1
